Chapter 275: The Jade Emperor takes turns to do it, and he will come to my house this year

A few days later, a piece of news spread in the heavenly court.

The god of windfall was seriously injured and his life was in danger.

The gods of the heavenly court are frightened and frightened, the god of windfall is the god of the heavenly court, who dares to hurt him to this extent?

The Jade Emperor, as the best friend, led the gods to visit the windfall god of windfall for the first time.

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty ...... "The god of windfall lying on the bed has a bloodless face, his lips are purple, and his divine light is dim like a candle that will be blown out by the wind at any moment.

The Jade Emperor and the others were taken aback by his appearance.

With their eyesight, they can naturally see that the god of windfall is indeed dying, and he may be broken at any time, and he can't even hold on to the chance to be reincarnated.

"Lie down, you don't have to get up." The Jade Emperor quickly stepped forward and held the hand of the God of Windfall, feeling distressed and angry: "Who is it!" Who hurt you like this! ”

It depends on the owner of this dog.

The owner is now furious.

"Minister...... I don't know that the person's breath is not like that of a person in this world. The god of windfall said and couldn't help coughing up a mouthful of blood, this was what he discussed with Xu Luo, and there is also the concept of heaven and earth in this world.

It's just that because the immortals in this world are relatively weak, they can't go to other worlds, so they throw the pot to outsiders, and there is no trace.

When the gods heard this, they exploded instantly.

"Someone from outside the territory has come to our world!"

"And this person is still ruthless and powerful, and he must be found."

"Yes, yes, otherwise you won't be able to ...... it"

Those outsiders can hurt the god of wealth today, and tomorrow they may attack them, like a poisonous snake hidden in the shadows, and it may come out to bite them at any time, so they are all afraid.

"You take care of your injuries, I will now go to the Three Realms to search for traces of the murderer." The Jade Emperor patted the hand of the God of Windfall, turned his head to look at Hua Tuo and said, "Hua Tuo, how long will it take for the God of Windfall God's injury to heal." ”

"This ......" Hua Tuo had already been persuaded by the God of Windfall to cooperate with him, so when he heard this, his face showed hesitation at the right time, and he sighed again.

Suddenly, the gods raised their hearts to their throats again.

The Jade Emperor was anxious to urge: "You are talking!" ”

"Don't dare to deceive the Jade Emperor, the injury of the God of Windfall is just a trivial matter, the key is the poison in his body, this poison does not belong to this world, and the minister is not sure that it can be solved." Hua Tuo patted his thigh with helplessness and self-reproach.

"What!"

"Isn't that windfall god ......?"

The gods were shocked, and they all cast sympathetic glances at the god of windfall, and at the same time a little afraid, what if one day they also fell for this strange poison from outside the territory?

This is not a question of strength, the key is that this poison comes from outside the territory, and there is no antidote in this world, so anyone can be hit, and no one can be spared.

The Jade Emperor also panicked, grabbed Hua Tuo's collar and asked, "Aren't you a medical immortal?" And the poison you can't detoxify? Find a way for me! Find a way! ”

"Your Majesty is angry, Your Majesty is angry, and the minister has a way to try." Hua Tuo said repeatedly.

All eyes were on him.

Hua Tuo glanced at the god of windfall on the bed, then glanced at the gods again, and finally gritted his teeth before saying to the Jade Emperor: "That is to use the essence and blood of the gods of heaven and earth as a medicine guide, supplemented by hundreds of immortal medicines to refine a peerless elixir, which may be able to cure this poison." ”

Essence blood is not ordinary divine blood, and if the immortal loses essence blood, his own cultivation will also regress.

"Then what are you hesitating about, I'm willing to donate blood first! As long as I can save the God of Wealth, even if it drains me! Xu Luo hurriedly responded with the first heroic response, and directly lifted his sleeves to expose his arms.

Chang'e saw the ripples in her beautiful eyes, and her thighs were crisp.

What a man with affection and righteousness.

"I'm also willing, the God of Windfall is an old brother who has known him for thousands of years, and I can't die without help."

"And me, I'm also willing to donate sperm blood!"

With Xu Luo being the first to take the lead, people who have a good relationship with the God of Windfall also echoed one after another, and in the end, all the gods were willing to donate blood, not only to save the God of Windfall, but also to leave a way back for themselves.

Because they also desperately hope that Hua Tuo can develop an elixir that can solve this strange poison outside the sky, and donate blood to the God of Windfall now, and no one will donate it to them in the future.

"It's good to see the truth in adversity, it's good, it's good! I want to donate too! The Jade Emperor's eyes were red.

Xu Luo was the most greedy for him, because he learned from the God of Windfall that although the Jade Emperor was unreliable, he was the strongest in the Three Realms, and his essence and blood were the most precious.

On the bed, the god of windfall wealth showed a grateful look, and tears rained down: "Jade Emperor...... Everybody ......"

He still felt a little guilty in his heart, after all, he had pitted everyone, but the arrow was on the string, and he had to send it, so he could only continue.

"Needless to say, we all know what you mean." The Jade Emperor smiled at him, and then said to Hua Tuo: "I will give you the holy decree immediately, and you will collect the essence blood of all the registered immortals in the Heavenly Court, Earth, Dragon Palace, etc., and refine them into an elixir as soon as possible." ”

After speaking, he added: "In order to prevent the first refining from being unsuccessful, we must draw more blood." ”

If he refines a few more, he has to keep one to save his life.

"The old minister obeys!" Hua Tuo bent down and clenched his fists.

Then the Jade Emperor left with the gods, and they had to lay a net to catch the outsider.

Xu Luo stayed, he was the God of Wealth, he was not in charge of military affairs, and he did not belong to the battle sequence, so it was useless to go, and he had a good relationship with the God of Windfall.

It's also a matter of course to stay.

"Ah Cai, I've hurt you, I will definitely thank you heavily after the matter is completed." Looking at the dying god of fortune on the bed, Xu Luo held his hand and said.

The windfall god landed on this field, and he personally shot it, leaving him with only a breath to hang his life.

So although he was not poisoned, he was actually on the verge of dying, and for Xu Luo's great cause, he was forced to take the initiative to pay too much, and Xu Luo was very moved by this.

His own father didn't treat him so well.

"It should ...... It should be ......" The god of windfall pretended to smile generously, but his heart was very bitter, I was already like this, what else could I say?

Of course, I can only pretend to be willing.

"Rest well and wait for my good news." Xu Luo instructed, then got up and walked out, and then he only had to wait for Hua Tuo's blood.

Of course, Hua Tuo would not give him blood, and he didn't even know that he was conspiring with the God of Windfall to do so.

The excuse that the God of Windfall said to Hua Tuo was that he wanted to use the blood of a hundred immortals to practice the elixir to improve his cultivation, Hua Tuo had a good relationship with him, and seeing that the God of Windfall had been seriously injured and dying for this matter, he relented and agreed to him.

If he knew that Xu Luo was also involved in this matter, he would definitely be able to guess who the blood was really for, and he would definitely not cooperate, so after he collected the blood, he would give it to the God of Windfall first, and then the God of Windfall would hand it over to Xu Luo.

"Arlo." As soon as Xu Luo came out of the Windfall God Mansion, Chang'e, who was fluttering in her clothes, jumped to meet him.

Xu Luo stopped, looked left and right, and asked, "Sister Chang'e, are you waiting for me on purpose?" ”

"Or else?" Chang'e asked rhetorically, looking at him like a pool of spring water, and said, "You were the first to take the lead in donating blood, it's so manly, it's really a blessing for the God of Windfall to have a friend like you in this life." ”

Windfall: 6

"I'm a person who comes out to mix, all because of three things, ruthless enough, righteous, and has many brothers." Heavenly Court Ancient Confusion Boy Xu. CHEN Haonan. Luo, with a proud face, said: "For my brother, I am willing to stick a knife in both sides!" ”

However, Chen Haonan did not stick a knife in his brother's ribs, but inserted his brother's pheasant's girlfriend.

"That'...... For me too. Chang'e asked with a smile.

Xu Luo took two steps forward, took her little hand and stared at her stunned: "Then I won't be inserting a knife." ”

"What's that?" Chang'e asked curiously.

Xu Luo looked at her, and silence was better than sound at this time.

Chang'e's face turned red, and she smiled to show the style of a young woman, and took a sip: "It's really bad." ”

The voice fell, shook off Xu Luo's hand, and flew away without looking back, and when he was halfway through, he turned his head and looked at him with resentment, Xu Luo saw this and hurriedly followed, and flew side by side towards the Moon Palace with her.

Wu Gang was still chopping laurel, watching Xu Luo and Chang'e walk into the Moon Palace with a smile and a smile, he bit his back molars and turned the axe in his hand round, swinging it harder.

"Hack you! I'll hack you to death! Damn it! ”

Wu Gang is like a resentful woman, scolding while chopping.

Xu Luo finally got his wish and played Chang'e's Jade Rabbit.

After having Xu Luo, the carrots eaten by Yutu became lighter than usual, and a little less salty.

………………

There are many immortals with names and surnames in Heavenly Court, Earthly Palace, Four Seas, Cave Heaven Blessed Land and other places.

Some of the gods went out, and some of the gods went into retreat.

So after waiting for five days, that is, five years in the world, Xu Luo got the news of the God of Wealth for thousands of miles, and asked him to go to the God of Wealth's Mansion to get the blood of the gods.

Xu Luo, who was playing poker with Chang'e, did not hesitate to push her aside after receiving the transmission from the God of Windfall.

"What's wrong?" Chang'e's little face was flushed, beads of sweat were hanging on her forehead, and she looked at him in amazement and asked.

Could it be that he is not satisfied with his own sitting?

Xu Luo just said lightly: "I have serious things to do now, so I have to take a step first." ”

He never delays business for the sake of women.

"You...... Don't come after you're gone. Chang'e was so angry that she choked on her, how could this kind of thing leave a woman down halfway, she felt insulted.

So he said an angry word to Xu Luo, this is the most common and best method used by women.

However, Xu Luo did not hesitate at all, and left without looking back after getting dressed, compared to the immortal essence blood, Chang'e was just a woman.

When did he ever lack a woman?

"Bastard!" Chang'e was so angry that she scolded, and directly lifted the pillow quilt on the bed.

On the other side, Xu Luo came to the Windfall God Mansion.

"BOSS, Divine Blood ......" Seeing Xu Luo, the God of Windfall hurriedly stretched out his hand and pointed to the storage jade pendant next to the bed.

"Put this aside for now, now that you have it, you can't run." Xu Luo interrupted him and asked with a concerned expression, "Has your injury been better recently?" ”

Seeing that Xu Luo actually cared about his injury for the first time, the god of windfall felt a lot better, and grinned: "It's much better, BOSS, the divine blood you want is in that storage jade pendant, I have already checked it, no problem, congratulate the BOSS in advance on becoming the new Lord of Heaven and ruling the three worlds of heaven, earth and man." ”

"I won't forget to have you credited." Xu Luo picked up the jade pendant and probed it, it was full of golden divine blood in a jade bottle, and the only bottle of purple-gold should be the Jade Emperor's.

He couldn't help but smile on his face, put it into the space, looked at the windfall god and said, "You just continue to recuperate, wait for my good news." ”

Then he left the God of Wealth Mansion and went down to the heavenly court, found a deep mountain to dig a cave, and after entering, he took out bottles of divine blood and drank them bottle by bottle.

Every time he drank a bottle, the momentum on his body rose by one point, and the more he drank, the more the momentum on his body could not be suppressed, because the strength skyrocketed, and without the experience of controlling this power, he couldn't hide it at all.

When all the divine blood was drunk, the exposed momentum of his body was like a rainbow light, directly piercing through the mountain at an altitude of three thousand meters and rushing into the sky.

Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor was furious about the delay in finding the traces of people outside the territory, and suddenly saw a rainbow light in the nether realm, and the whole person stood up directly from the dragon chair: "Quick! Maybe it's the person from outside the realm who quickly goes down to the realm to capture him! ”

Everyone else thinks so, otherwise who else would make such a big move in the Nether.

The gods Hua Tuo was the most confused, because he knew very well that people outside the territory were just excuses made up by the god of windfall to cheat the blood of the gods, where did the people from outside the territory come from.

And who caused the movement in the nether?

"Wait, I'm going to take the lead!" The Jade Emperor suddenly changed his mind again, because he suddenly thought that people outside the domain were intruders, and he, as the master of this realm, should go out in person and go down to have fun by the way.

"Hahahaha! Hahaha! ”

At this moment, a loud laugh rang out in the sky.

"Who dares to be so unreasonable!" The Jade Emperor was furious.

Xuannu, Cupid, and Chang'e, the three people who were familiar with Xu Luo, had already heard that this was his laughter.

"It's me!"

In the next second, Xu Luo, who was wearing a black dragon robe and a golden crown, slowly walked into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, as a rebel, the dragon robe was of course prepared in advance.

"Wow!"

The Lingxiao Treasure Hall suddenly exploded.

"Xu Luo! You can't rebel if you want to! ”

"Xu Luo, you dare to be presumptuous! Jade Emperor, please allow me to take down this arrogant man who has committed rebellion! ”

Seeing Xu Luo wearing a dragon robe, he opened his mouth to say goodbye.

All the immortals were furious, because this was a blatant attempt to write the word rebellion on their faces.

They were shocked and puzzled, where did Xu Luo get the confidence, could it be that he was tired of being crazy and couldn't he be?

"Noise!" Xu Luo spit out two words lightly, but it sounded like thunder in everyone's ears.

"Ahh Pss

All the immortals were shocked and spat blood.

Everyone looked at him in horror.

"How is this possible!" Erlang God exclaimed everyone's hearts, and the strength that Xu Luo was showing now was far beyond their understanding.

Xuannu suddenly remembered that the god of Xu Luo mysteriously said that he had a plan, and then thought of the god of windfall being seriously injured and asking for the blood of the god...... and Xu Luo is a flying corpse...... Now that her strength has skyrocketed, she has fully reacted.

A flying corpse with good strength has sucked the essence blood of the gods of the Three Realms, which is equivalent to absorbing the cultivation of the gods of the Three Realms for many years.

"The meaning of my existence is to make the impossible possible!" Xu Luo laughed loudly, showing arrogance, and said loudly: "Jade Emperor, you have been sitting in the position of the Emperor of Heaven for so long, it's time to let me sit down, hahahaha......"

"You're delusional! I was really blind to let you go to heaven in the first place! The Jade Emperor roared, then looked around and said, "Take down this traitor for me!" ”

The gods looked at Xu Luo and suddenly moved.

Xu Luo said with a cold gaze: "I advise you to think clearly, it's just a change of Jade Emperor, your position will not be changed, so why lose your life?" ”

When they heard this, the gods hesitated again.

"Phew! Do you think we're all thieves like you? Erlang God spat at it, conjured a three-pointed two-edged knife and rushed to Xu Luo: "Take your life!" ”

"Rebels and thieves, take your life!" It was several immortals loyal to the Jade Emperor who sacrificed magic weapons to kill Xu Luo.

"Since you are bent on death, I will fulfill you." Xu Luo snorted coldly, stood in place and didn't move, shook his hand and waved his robe, and the Tiancong Cloud Sword slashed out, and the sword fell with the power of destroying the world.

It's obviously a sword, but it seems to be countless swords.

"Ahh

Before the immortals who rushed towards Xu Luo were strangled by the sword and shattered their bodies, the gods wanted to escape, but they were also slashed to pieces in an instant.

The entire Lingxiao Hall was terrifyingly quiet in an instant.

Seeing that Xu Luo killed several gods with one move, the immortals who didn't make a move just now won't make a move now.

"Amitabha, the heavenly court has today, and it is all caused by me being deceived by this thief." Guanyin Bodhisattva said compassionately, stepped on the lotus, and flew to Xu Luo with a jade bottle in his hand: "Good demon, quickly ambush and punish!" ”

Xu Luo sneered, flicked his fingers, and a mana flew out and easily turned into a rope to imprison Guanyin, and the rope tightened more and more, binding her concave and convex delicate body curves, which was wonderful.

"Demons! Kill me! ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva glared and shouted.

"I am reluctant to kill the Bodhisattva, I am still waiting for the Bodhisattva to perform Guanyin and sit down." Xu Luo smiled after speaking, regardless of Guanyin's embarrassed appearance, he looked at the Jade Emperor: "You take the initiative to reincarnate, I can spare your life, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

"I am the Lord of the Three Realms! There is no reason to retreat in the face of demons! The Jade Emperor did not fear, the momentum on his body continued to rise, and a big seal was sacrificed to float in the air.

However, Xu Luo interrupted his rising momentum with a slap in the air, and the person flew out and broke a pillar of the Lingxiao Palace, and fell to the ground in embarrassment.

"Jade Emperor!"

Seeing this scene, the gods exclaimed, and some people wanted to go up and help, but in the end they did not take a step.

"You lost your essence and blood, and your cultivation has regressed, and I have taken the blood of the gods, Jade Emperor, what do you use to fight me?" Xu Luo flew to the dragon chair and sat down, looking at the Jade Emperor condescendingly with eyes that could look at everything.

Hearing this, the gods realized that they had been tricked by the God of Windfall, and the God of Windfall used a bitter trick to deceive the essence blood of the gods for Xu Luo.

Xu Luo is a flying corpse, they should have taken precautions a long time ago!

However, Heavenly Court's many years of comfortable life had already made them relax their vigilance, and even give up thinking.

Coupled with the trust in the God of Windfall and Hua Tuo, and the fear of extraterritorial poisons, Xu Luo's path was followed.

The Jade Emperor cried blood and scolded: "Dog thief! Dog thief! ”

"I don't know if I'm alive or dead." Xu Luo pursed his lips, and then said with a smile: "But I have today, and you can be regarded as indispensable, so I will spare your life, smoke your immortal bones, abolish your cultivation, and become a mortal." ”

There are two kinds of immortals in the sky, one is congenitally sacred, and the other is acquired into gods, and the innate divine is born with immortal bones and born with immortals.

Xu Luo then abolished the Jade Emperor's cultivation, forcibly extracted his immortal bones in his heart-rending screams, and destroyed the immortal bones in front of him.

Then he waved his sleeves and knocked it out of the mortal world.

The other immortals are all rabbits and foxes, but because of Xu Luo's obscenity, no one dares to have an opinion.

"Zhongqing, since you see this emperor, why don't you worship."

Xu Luogao sat on the dragon chair, put his hands on his two legs, and said with an arbitrary smile on his face.

"I'll see the Jade Emperor later."

The gods fell to their knees helplessly.

"Hahaha! Hahahaha! ”

Xu Luo couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and only after laughing did he say, "No courtesy, get up." ”

The gods rose again.

"The new emperor ascends the throne and has a new atmosphere, from today onwards, all the immortals perform their duties, and the working hours are changed to nine o'clock in the morning to nine o'clock in the evening, and there is no holiday! Anyone who makes a major mistake in his work will be dismissed! ”

When Xu Luo's words fell, the gods were suddenly mourned, after all, is this a god's life?

"Scattered." Xu Luo's sleeve robe waved.

"Congratulations to Your Majesty!"

From this day on, the heavenly court rolled up.

…………………

Let's talk about the world.

The Jade Emperor just landed outside the Chongguang Mental Hospital, and he was wearing a dragon robe at this time, but the crown of his head had fallen off, and his cloak was scattered, looking very embarrassed.

He staggered to the door of the asylum.

After becoming a mortal, he will be thirsty and hungry.

Seeing that the security guard at the entrance of the mental hospital was eating a pineapple bag in his hand, he couldn't help but walk over.

"Dude, actor?" The security guard took a bite of the pineapple bun, looked at the Jade Emperor who came over and asked.

The Jade Emperor swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I am the Jade Emperor of the sky, you ...... You invite me to a meal, and when I return to Heaven, I will make you Marshal of Tianpeng. ”

"Hey, Jade Emperor." The security guard glanced him up and down, pointed to the psychiatric hospital behind him, and said with a smile: "Coincidental! There is the Queen Mother, Sun Wukong, Li Tianwang, and Marshal Tianpeng is also there. ”

"What? They were also beaten down? As soon as the Jade Emperor heard this, he immediately wanted to break inside.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing! ”

The security guard hurriedly stopped him.

"Let go of me! I am the Jade Emperor! You're a big rebel! The Jade Emperor shouted with his teeth and claws.

"It's a psychopath again." The security guard hurriedly shouted inside, "Doctor! Doctor, hurry up! ”

An hour later, the Jade Emperor finally managed to enter the psychiatric hospital, and he also put on a hospital gown.

He wanted to cry without tears: "I am not sick, I am really the Jade Emperor!" It's really the Jade Emperor of the sky! ”

"I believe in you." Leon walked over and said.

He is now a mentally ill veteran, and many doctors in the hospital are not as qualified as he is.

"Really!" The Jade Emperor raised his head happily.

Leon grabbed him again and asked, "Then do you believe that I have recently developed a way to catch ghosts with beef patties?" ”

"You're insane, aren't you?" The Jade Emperor was shocked in short.

Leon spread his hands and said, "Aren't you too?" ”

Jade Emperor: "............"

Get up and go to the hospital.,It's changed in advance.,This is the end of the month.,The reason was said before.,But it seems that this plot can't last until the end of the month.,It's estimated that it will take a few days to finish the book.,During this time, I run the hospital every day.,All kinds of departments are registered and waiting for the number to wait for a morning.,I really don't have the heart to write.,I'll rest early after finishing the book early.,Save some money for everyone if you don't have water...... Now more than 9,000 have been ordered, thanks.

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