[15] Uncle Yi finally stopped being partial, and tried the stupid pillar of Xu Damao's pain!!
There was no word all night, and it was more than five o'clock the next morning.
The first uncle who got up early, after moving Jia Dongxu to his own kang, put on his coat and went out to buy pork.
Maybe it's because I got up early, when the first uncle walked to the pork stall, there was only the pork guy who was there to separate the bones of the pork, and the big bones that everyone didn't want to buy were eliminated.
After seeing that only the pork guy himself was there, Uncle Yi pointed to a piece of pork belly and the big bone he had just gotten down and said; "Bring me a pound of pork belly, and then how to sell this big bone of yours, if it's not expensive, I'll buy some and go back to stew soup to drink!!"
"Six cents and five pounds of pork belly, if you want big bones, I'll give you two cents and one pound, and you don't need a ticket." After casually replying to the uncle, the pork guy immediately cut the pork he wanted for the uncle.
felt that two cents a pound of big bones was quite cheap, so the first uncle directly asked for five pounds; "Two cents a pound, the price is not bad, then you can get me a five-pound one."
"Okay, you take it, one pound of pork belly, five pounds of big bones and three taels of your five pounds, a total of six cents and five pounds and one pound of meat tickets."
Because Uncle Yi is a well-known good man in this area, the pork guy only asks him for money and tickets after he gets good things, unlike others who need to give money before cutting meat.
After taking the meat and big bones, the first uncle immediately gave the money and tickets to the pork guy; "A pound of meat tickets, six cents and five cents a piece of money, come, give it to you together, you see if it's enough."
"Uncle Yi, I don't believe that no one can fail to believe you, now who in our area doesn't know that you have quietly helped many people who can't eat in the name of buying things, your current reputation is worth more than money." After happily replying to the uncle, the pork guy didn't look at the money given by the uncle, so he stuffed it directly into the money box.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm really buying things, although I put them away later, but I really bought them, so I don't accept your reputation as a good person, otherwise everyone will come to me to borrow money and it will be troublesome." After saying that he was not a good man, the first uncle turned around and left back to the courtyard with pork and big bones.
It's just that what Uncle Yi didn't expect was that as soon as he entered the gate of the courtyard, he was bumped into by the old abacus and the three masters of the courtyard door; "Yo, Lao Yi, has this happened to something good, this is pork belly and big bones, is this a treat to dinner??"
"The old lady said that she wanted to eat dumplings, but my daughter-in-law was not in good health and was not suitable for getting up early in the morning, so I had to get up early to buy pork and come back, pork belly as meat filling dumplings, and big bones were used as stewed soup as soup base." After casually replying to the three masters, the first uncle turned around directly and prepared to leave.
As a result, the third master came to him at this time with washing tools; "Lao Yi, you have so many meat and bones, you let me have one, you let me stew soup, I also want to drink hot soup."
"Lao Yan, you have so many children, and I don't have one, or you let me have one, I don't want your boy, just Yan Jiedi of your family, how about it??" Hearing the words of the third master, the first master immediately asked him angrily.
Where is the old abacus willing to suffer this loss, as soon as he heard that the first master wanted his own children, the third master turned around and left directly; "I have a daughter in my family, and I'm still waiting to receive my son-in-law's bride price, how can you want to exchange my daughter for a bone."
"Why are you so stingy, what about your son, how about you give me your Yan mine??" After shouting a few words to the back of the third master funny, the first master went home directly with pork and big bones.
When the first uncle returned home, Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang, and Aunt Yi were already there to send the confused Jia Dongxu home.
However, Jia Zhang, who fell in love with a big pork, returned alone not long after.
After she returned, she said directly to the first uncle; "Uncle Yi, I saw that you bought a lot of bones just now, can you give me two, our stick terrier wants to eat bone broth."
"No, this is the old lady asked me to buy it, if you want to ask the old lady to go, I don't dare to promise you her things!!" Jia Zhang's is uglier than an aunt, so the uncle is really reluctant to talk to her more, so he is impatient even in the tone of reply.
The old lady's things in the backyard, Jia Zhang didn't dare to ask for them.
Because she knew that if she wanted to, she would be beaten, and she would be chased and beaten by the old lady with a cane.
However, although she couldn't ask for bones, Jia Zhang didn't give up, and she immediately came up with the idea of a big man's money; "Uncle Yi, I heard that you have helped a lot of people outside, and my family is now in need of help, can you help our family and give our family ten yuan?"
"No, if you have something, you just talk about it, what do you mean when an old lady always leans on my side, and you are a bank in my family, and you will give the money when you say it??"
After replying to Jia Zhang's words in disgust, Uncle Yi immediately pointed to the direction of the gate and said; "Don't say anything now, I have no bones for you, and no money to give you.
If you want to buy the bones yourself, you want the money to earn it yourself, and stay away from me, although you are very old, but after all, you are a woman, and men and women are not kissed!! ”
"It's a fight, it's a fight, uncle, come out quickly, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao are fighting, go over and pull it, otherwise Xu Damao will be killed by Silly Zhu." And just when the first uncle urged Jia Zhang's to hurry up, Liu Guangfu, the youngest son of the second uncle's family in the backyard, hurriedly ran over and shouted.
Seeing that Liu Guangfu was coming, Jia Zhang's family didn't want to leave, so Uncle Yi simply gritted his teeth and directly hired Liu Guangfu to supervise her; "Guangfu, you help me watch the stick terrier grandma, don't let her touch my bones and pork, and when Uncle Yi comes back from work in the evening, I will bring you a pack of Cuicui noodles for a dime to eat."
Originally, I planned to cut a little pork and take two bones from him as soon as the master left.
Now as soon as he heard that Uncle Yi had hired Liu Guangfu to come to see him, Jia Zhang's family was directly angry; "Yi Zhonghai, you are not a thing, do you think I don't know that you are so good to our family Dongxu that you plan to let him provide for you, let me tell you, you have offended me now, your pension is no play, I want my son to provide for you for the elderly, I want to be beautiful, I bah."
"Look at her, I promise that I won't give you anything less, but if you don't look at her, then the next time you are beaten by your son, I will treat it as if I didn't see it." The birds are not birds Jia Zhang's, and after explaining that Liu Guangfu watched her, the first uncle walked directly to the backyard.
walked to the backyard, when I saw that Xu Damao had been beaten by a stupid pillar on the ground and covered his little brother and twitched it.
Uncle Yi walked directly in front of the stupid pillar and kicked under the stupid pillar.
The defenseless stupid pillar, after a miserable scream, also lay on the ground like Xu Damao and twitched and twitched.