[16] If you don't believe it, my daughter-in-law asked me to find a beautiful one!!
After kicking the stupid pillar.
Uncle Yi looked at the stupid pillar there, and scolded him loudly; "I warned you that the kid is not allowed to hit people in a fight, why don't you listen??
Today I will also let you taste the feeling of being kicked in this position, how is it now, how are you feeling now, is it fun, is it fun, is it fun, will you still kick people here in the future, will you still kick it?? ”
"Ahh It hurts, Uncle Yi, your feet are too hard, I feel very bad, I feel a little like death. The stupid pillar who slowed down for a while replied directly to the first uncle with a painful face.
"It will hurt if I hit your position, won't it hurt if you hit Xu Damao's position, and I will kick you with this three indiscriminate moves next time I fight."
After glaring at the stupid pillar fiercely, Uncle Yi pulled Xu Damao up and asked; "Xu Damao, the stupid pillar kicked you, and I helped you kick him back, so how about this matter just pass??"
"Silly Zhu, this time for the sake of Uncle Yi's face, I forgive you, and next time I will definitely let Uncle Yi kick you up, hum." felt that the stupid pillar was more painful than himself, so after Xu Damao said a few words, he went out to play with his fox friends and dogs.
After seeing Xu Damao leave, Uncle Yi directly pulled up the stupid pillar and sent him home, and said to him angrily; "Don't pretend, I didn't kick your position, and next time I really kick you, your old Uncle Xu is Xu Damao's son, you always kick his thing, in case you kick it out, you cut it off and pay him for it?"
"Uncle Yi, I was impulsive just now, and I promise that I will never be so impulsive next time." The stupid pillar who was still screaming and hurting in the last second stood up the next second as if nothing had happened after hearing Uncle Yi's words.
Facing the silly pillar of giggling, after slapping him on the head, Uncle Yi said to him angrily: "You stupid boy is really stupid, I am now asking Lao Xu to help you find a marriage partner, but you came to fight with Xu Damao at this time, then Lao Xu will not earn your matchmaker red envelope, let you continue to fight singles, what should you do, you stupid Erleng." ”
"Well, I was angry with Xu Damao at the time, if he hadn't been angry with me at the time, I definitely wouldn't have been able to hit him..." Faced with the education of an old father, Silly Zhu accepted and explained there with a smirk.
"I know Xu Damao's mouth stinks, and he can always say that you are angry, but can't you endure it for the happiness of the second half of your life, the big deal is that you avoid him a little during this time, and then accumulate together and wait for you to get married and then beat him."
After opening his mouth to let Silly Zhu endure it recently, Uncle Yi patted Silly Zhu's shoulder again and said; "When I go to work, it's best to take the figure eight road and go to work with a limp, so that others won't have an excuse to say that I handled things unfairly or something, okay, go to work."
"Uncle Yi, I know that you are for my good, so I listen to you."
After smiling and nodding and saying hello to Uncle Yi, the stupid pillar limped along the figure-eight road and walked outside.
I can see the excitement outside, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, Liu Guangtian, the little stick terrier, and even the third and second masters subconsciously reached out to protect their crotches.
After helping the stupid pillar close the door, Uncle Yi turned around and walked towards his house, and said to the onlookers angrily; "You people are really, you can't pull them away when you see Silly Zhu and Xu Damao fighting??
The fight is very lively, it's very exciting, right, to tell you, today you are watching a good show, and when it is your turn to do the same, others will also watch a good show!! ”
"Mom, since Lao Yi bought my fish, this person seems to be more majestic, no, I'll sell him a little more to make him more dignified, let me have more money, hehehe." Seeing that the first master was so majestic at this time, and everyone didn't dare to talk nonsense in one sentence, the third master immediately started to think about selling more fish to him.
And he didn't know that he had been treated as a long-term customer by the three masters, so the first uncle turned around and went home directly after training the onlookers, and he wanted to go back to see if Liu Guangfu had stopped Jia Zhang's coming.
"Grandma Stick Terrier, if you dare to touch the meat of an uncle today, I will dare to stuff your little list of terriers into the pit tomorrow, if you don't believe it, try it!!" Although Liu Guangfu did not resist the strong Jia Zhang, he pinched the weakness of the Jia Zhang family, so when the first uncle returned home, the two of them were still in a stalemate.
Seeing that he had hired someone to watch it, Jia Zhang's family didn't want to take his own meat, and the uncle immediately became angry; "What's the matter with you, I've hired someone to watch you, and you still want to come and take my meat, do you want me to send you to the police to arrest you and go to jail, so you're happy, hurry up and put my meat down, and then get out."
Hearing Uncle Yi's words, Jia Zhang's family originally wanted to continue to be cheeky and talk to him about Jia Dongxu, but at this time, an aunt came to support the old lady.
Uncle Yi, who didn't want to talk nonsense with Jia Zhang's anymore, immediately picked up the pork and big bones and handed them to her after seeing the first aunt and the old lady coming; "Take the big bone to stew the soup, take the pork to make dumplings, and then the dumplings don't have to be left for me, remember to leave this big bone to me, I came back at night and sawed it open to eat the bone marrow inside, the bone marrow is delicious."
"Oh, okay, I know, but if you want to find Lao Yi, find a young, beautiful, and capable child, I will be very unwilling to lose like Jia Zhang." After taking over the big bones and pork of the first uncle, the first aunt said to the first uncle thoughtfully.
"What are you talking nonsense, what kind of person are you Yi Zhonghai, twenty years ago, I Yi Zhonghai swore to the sky that I would take care of you for a lifetime, and I will definitely take care of you for a lifetime!!
So don't think about it, start enjoying your life, buy and eat whatever you want, buy and eat if you want to wear new clothes, buy fabrics and come back to do it, don't buckle the rope anymore, people can live in this life, be kind to yourself!! ”
After saying a few words to Aunt Yi angrily, Uncle Yi turned around and left, and suddenly turned back to her and said jokingly; "But you're right, if I'm looking for it, I'll also find a beautiful, young one, as for whether I can give birth or not, it doesn't matter anymore, when I'm old, I can live comfortably and happily for the rest of my life, okay, I'll remember to close the door for me later, and I'll go to work."
"Hmph, the old man is not serious, bad old man, you really want to find a young one, do you have so much strength and energy."
After smiling and scolding the bad old man at the back of the uncle, the first aunt began to send people there; "Jia Zhang's family, my old Yi is leaving, and I am going to take the old lady back to the backyard, do you have to..."
"Hmph, what a miracle is the spirit, if Lao Yi didn't card the bride price in nine yuan nine, who is the aunt now is not necessarily, hum." After snorting a few words in a puffed manner, Jia Zhang turned around and left directly.
Ignoring Jia Zhang's words, the first aunt directly left the house of the first uncle with the old lady and Liu Guangfu, and said to him with a smile; "Let's go, Guangfu, let's go back to the backyard, I'll bring you buns to eat, your aunt and I wrapped the pickle buns myself, with pork residue, it's very fragrant."
"Ah, do you eat such a hearty meal early in the morning, Aunt Yi if you were my mother, my mother never gives me meat at home...... After saying two good words, Liu Guangfu immediately went to the old lady's place to eat pickled cabbage buns with his aunt and the old lady.