[25] An uncle washed his hands, and Houhai washed him dry!!
Uncle Yi didn't know about Jia Zhang's distress about his own things.
Maybe even if he knew it, he wouldn't care, because he really didn't like Jia Zhang.
Because he didn't care about Jia Zhang's reasons, after taking the little ones to eat meat buns and change clothes, Uncle Yi went directly to them to say hello to the old lady and go to the vacant seats in the compound to play.
Uncle Yi really likes to play with children, he takes the little ones to play eagles and catch chickens for a while, takes them to play with stones for a while, and takes them to play with jumping blocks for a while.
After playing with the children for a while, as soon as the aunt shouted to eat, the uncle immediately took them home for lunch.
And when the braised chicken, scrambled eggs with chili, fried fungus with bacon, and large pots of meat dumplings were served, the little ones were excited and happy for a while.
However, due to the reason of having too much fun and eating too well, the four little ones fell asleep in the arms of the first aunt, the old lady, Li Aiguo's daughter-in-law, and Qin Huairu after they were full.
After seeing that the children were asleep, Uncle Yi immediately opened his mouth there; "Let the children sleep well, and then Daya, you accompany your teacher and wife to take care of the children here."
Patriotic, you go out fishing with me, it's rare to have a break today, so we master and apprentice will go out together to relax and relax, and then we will have dinner together in the evening, and you will be allowed to go home ...... after eating. ”
"Master, if Jia Dongxu's bastard doesn't provide for you in the future, I will provide for you." In the face of the gentle treatment of an uncle, in this era when father and son can fight for a pound of rice, Li Aiguo was moved.
"What kind of stupid thing to say, your master and I are only in our forties, and we are not in a hurry to retire, let's go, let's go fishing, and see if we can catch some fish tonight and come back to fry fish pieces to eat." After smiling and patting Li Aiguo on the shoulder, the first uncle directly pulled him to find the third master and then went out fishing together.
Originally, when the first master and Li Aiguo went to ask the third master to go fishing together, the third master didn't want to go.
It wasn't until the first uncle said heroically that he had caught the fish caught by the three masters, and the three masters reluctantly took the fishing gear, and those who took them to the back sea to fish.
After arriving at Houhai by car, the three masters immediately took their fishing gear to find a place to take the bait, and soon caught a crucian carp the size of three fingers.
And only the first master and Li Aiguo, who only had fish hooks and fishing lines, first smiled bitterly and went to chop bamboo and reed rods to use as fishing rods, and then went to catch some grasshoppers and dig some earthworms to use as bait, and when the three masters connected the three fish, their hooks began to go into the water with bait.
I don't know if it's bad luck or luck, the first hook of an uncle who used a reed rod as a fishing rod hit a super big black herring, and he is not pulling it now.
In the end, there was really no way, and there was no extra hook, so he could only slowly walk the fish there with the idea that the fish would not come up.
Walking a fish is more tiring than walking a dog, especially when you feel that the fish will not come up nine times out of ten, and you have to watch the three masters keep getting on the fish.
But fortunately, Uncle Yi has always been a very patient person, he was stunned to watch the three masters fish for an hour and a half, and at the same time carefully slipped the fish for an hour and a half, and finally relied on his endurance to walk the big herring to the stomach.
"My damn, this big herring is a little too big, I'm afraid this fish has to weigh forty or fifty pounds, right?" When the big herring turned over, the three masters directly exclaimed.
Completely opposite to the three masters, Li Aiguo directly took off his pants, went into the water with his pants on, and suddenly buckled the gills of the big herring, and then forcibly pulled the big herring to the shore after the first master walked it to the belly.
"Come, give it a hand, this fish must be killed, or we may be blind if it struggles." After opening his mouth and letting Li Aiguo look at his hand, the first uncle directly picked up a stone and smashed the big herring to death.
After smashing the big herring to death, the first uncle sat on the ground and said; "Good guy, I didn't walk this fish after a whole day's work in the workshop... ~。 ”
"Lao Yi, you have made a lot of money, such a big herring, I'm afraid it will have to be forty or fifty catties, you can't drink wine and eat meat every day when you take it back." After working hard for an afternoon and catching more than a dozen crucian carp, the three masters, who were originally very happy, immediately became a little sour after seeing the big herring of the first master come ashore.
Seeing the three masters with a sour face, the first master said to him with a smile; "Lao Yan, give me your fish too, how about I allow you to bring your daughter-in-law and your little girl over to our house for dinner tonight??"
"Lao Yi, you have changed, you have become calculating, you must have no conditions to invite me when you encounter things like this now, and now you have started to talk to me about the conditions, you have really changed, you are no longer the generous Lao Yi." Although he knew that the first uncle's family had eaten well tonight, but thinking that his fish would be given to him for free, the third master still felt that he was at a loss.
"My farm is so big, and the river in it doesn't have much water, and the main thing is that I can still use it to collect things, so can I just collect all the water and fish here??
If so, then I don't have to buy the fish of the three masters, and in that case, when I want to eat fish in the future, I can just get the fish from the farm and eat it, which is so worth my try!! ”
After muttering a few words in his heart, the first master immediately walked to the water's edge to wash his hands, and said to the third master without looking back; "It's not impossible for me to invite you to dinner for free tonight, but how about the fact that I promised to keep accepting your fish must be invalidated."
"If it's invalid, it's invalid, a person in the compound, it's not good for me to sell you fish all the time, I'll take my daughter over tonight, and my wife won't bring it over."
Just when the three masters agreed to invalidate the agreement, the first master made a move on Houhai, and the three masters and dozens of people on the shore directly looked at the water that suddenly disappeared and exclaimed; "Mom, what's wrong, why did this water dry up all of a sudden??"
At this time, there is more than one uncle washing his hands on the shore.
However, in order to show naturalness, Uncle Yi pretended to fall accidentally when the water in Houhai dried up, and then picked up a big catfish with a panicked face and ran up again.
Many people have seen the fact that an uncle fell into the back sea and ran out with a big catfish, but no second person dared to go to school.
Because the water of Qianhai and Xihai soon rushed over, and the water of Houhai was replenished again.
"Who is that uncle, you have to hold a fish before you can come up, and he is not afraid of returning to shoot him to death??"
"This person must be a stingy ghost, the kind of person who has to grab a handful of sand before he is willing to get up when he falls, otherwise a normal person will definitely run up as soon as he falls."
"Yes, the proverb that you have to grab a piece of sand to get up when you fall must have been born for him, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten up after catching a fish."
Because they didn't get any benefits from the drying just now, the anglers on the back sea directly made fun of the first master, the only one who made a profit, and they all joked that he was the kind of old man who had to grab a handful of sand to get up when he fell.