In two lifetimes, there is no wife and children in one life, and there is a wife and no children in one life.

So the uncle, who has listened to gossip for two lifetimes, has long been immune to these sarcastic words and gossip.

Because of the reason that he was immune to gossip, after washing his trousers and shoes, the first uncle directly took Li Daodao and the third master to leave with the catch; "Let's go, it looks like I've caught two big fish and I'm jealous, so let's pack up and leave."

"Lao Yi, if you catch so many fish, your family will definitely not be able to eat them all, so can you give me some, I have a lot of family."

The three masters are really calculating all the time, and as soon as he left Houhai and got on the bus home, he began to calculate that the master who caught two big fish came.

In the face of the calculations of the three masters, the first master directly refused to him with contempt; "No, I'll invite you to have a meal, do you like to eat or not, I want to give you more fish, and you don't see you giving me one if you have many children."

"Hey, Lao Yi, you're too much, you still want my family to solve it, let me tell you no way, my family is just this girl, I can't be a baby myself, so how can I give it to you." Seeing that the first master was still playing with his own child's idea, the third master immediately refused with an angry face.

Ignoring the anger of the three masters, the first master said to him directly with a sinister face; "Lao Yan, you see that your monthly salary is only more than 20 yuan, and the money you earn every month is just enough for your family to eat, so if you give me one, won't the burden on your shoulders not be so heavy??"

"Don't give, absolutely don't give, I give birth to my own and raise it myself, no matter how hard and tired I am, I will carry it myself, I don't want to fall into a situation where my children accuse and abandon them in the future."

After resolutely rejecting the first uncle, the third master looked at the first uncle and said; "And I won't go over to eat if you invite you to dinner, if you have the heart, you can send a piece of fish meat to my family when you can kill the fish."

"Old Yan, why are you like this, why are you still taking it seriously when you are joking, okay, okay, don't want your Yan Jiedi, come to dinner at night, I will invite you to drink." Seeing that the third master was angry, the first master hurriedly coaxed him with a smile.

The three masters have always known that the first master is a man who does what he says.

So in the face of the coaxing of an uncle, he directly asked rhetorically; "You said you didn't want it, but if I promise to pass on our family Yan Jiedi to you now, do you want it?? Speak from your heart, don't lie!! ”

"If you pass Yan Jiedi to me, I definitely want it, I don't have children, and my daughter-in-law really wants to have a child, you don't know." In the face of the third master's inquiry, the first master directly answered bluntly that he would definitely come.

After listening to the answer of the first uncle, the third master directly carried the buckets from the front of the car to the back of the car; "Lao Yi, get out, I don't want to talk to you now, and I will never go to your house for dinner at night, if you have the heart, send some fish to my house."

"What about teasing you, my apprentices have a lot of children, I can take care of their children as grandchildren, what do I want your Yan Jiedi to do, besides, your Yan Jiedi is ten years old or a teenager, you are willing, she is not willing." Seeing that the three masters were so frightened that they ran to the back of the car to sit down, the first master hurriedly explained that he was joking.

It's not the first time that Uncle Yi has said that he wants Yan Jiedi to be his daughter.

Therefore, the words of the first master are now completely discredited on the side of the third master.

So for the first uncle, the third master just glanced at him at the back of the car, and then just turned around and didn't bird him.

At first, the first master thought that the third master just didn't want to pay attention to him in the car.

As a result, after the car got off at the station, the third master ran away directly under his stunnedness.

And he ran so fast, I didn't know that I thought it was Uncle Yi and Li Aiguo who were chasing him behind.

"This guy, I'm just joking, so can I be scared like this?"

After muttering a few words to the back of the three masters speechlessly, the first uncle and Li Aiguo carried a big herring of about fifty catties and a big catfish of seven or eight catties back to the courtyard behind the three masters.

On the way back to the courtyard, basically everyone who knows Uncle Yi will greet him with a smile.

However, at this time, because the first uncle was in a hurry to go home, this time he didn't have the usual enthusiastic response, but just nodded to them as a greeting.

After greeting all the way back to the courtyard, Uncle Yi and Li Aiguo immediately went into the house to get kitchen knives and went to the place where they came to the faucet to process the fish.

And when the first uncle and Li Aiguo were dealing with the fish, the first aunt and Li Aiguo's wife came over with a big basin and asked; "Did you catch these two big fish??"

"I caught the big herring, and I picked up the big catfish when I fell into the water."

After casually replying to Aunt Yi and them, Uncle Yi said there again; "Wait for this big herring to be processed, the head of this big herring, we will chop it into pieces, you can bring it some oil and then stew the fish head soup to eat."

The rest of the big herring, we cut it into pieces and marinated them to make salted fish pieces, and took out a few big pieces from it for Silly Zhu, Lao Xu, Lao Yan, Lao Liu, and they sent a piece to try it one by one.

What about this big catfish, you go and get salt to marinate it, and then when they come home in the evening, just let them take it back, so that we don't have to look for anything to give them. ”

"Master, I'm afraid this big catfish has more than ten catties, if you give it to us, will it be too much?" Hearing that Uncle Yi was going to give him more than a dozen catties of big catfish, Li Aiguo immediately asked if Uncle Yi had given too much to himself.

"What's more, your master and I are only two people, the remaining big herring has to be dozens of catties, there are six people in your family, I will give you ten catties, this is more?" After angrily replying to Li Aiguo a few words, Uncle Yi took a kitchen knife and began to chop the big herring into pieces.

But halfway through the first uncle, the stupid pillar came back.

After Silly Zhu came back, he immediately went back to the house and took out more professional tools, and directly helped the master to break down the big herring into pieces of fish with bones.

After the big herring was processed by Silly Zhu, Uncle Yi directly asked Silly Zhu to go to his home to help make a stewed fish head, a fried fish piece, a fish ball, and marinate the remaining fish meat and hang it next to the cigarette holder to make dried fish.

At this time, the first uncle was not idle, he directly took the fish and meat to Xu Damao's family, the second uncle's family, the third uncle, and Jia Dongxu's family to send a piece of fish weighing two or three catties.

The first uncle sent fish and meat to Xu Damao's family, the second uncle's family, and Jia Dongxu's family, and they all delivered it very smoothly.

But when he sent fish and meat to the three masters' family, the first master was directly stopped by the three masters.

Even when the third master stopped him, he shouted into the house; "Xie Di, hurry up and hide, your uncle is here!!"