[366] Let you feed the pigs, you can't feed the pigs and lose three heads??
When the second uncle wanted to cry without tears and was arranged by the stupid pillar to feed the pigs.
Uncle Yi has also returned to the office with nothing to do, holding a book and starting the boring time.
After watching it for about two hours, Yu Li suddenly sneaked over; "Uncle Yi, when will the thing you promised me come true??"
"I really can't take it out, but if you want to eat a roast pigeon, I can get you one, eat, eat it, and remember to clean up after eating." Seeing that it was Yu Li coming, Uncle Yi immediately stole one of the roast pigeons they made on the farm.
"It's still hot, where did you get this roast pigeon, Uncle Yi, the stupid pillar didn't make this thing today, even if you want to do it, you can't do it so early??"
Although I was quite puzzled about where Uncle Yi's roast pigeon came from, Yu Li still took the roast pigeon and gnawed it directly after taking it; "Mmmmmmmm, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's better than what Silly Zhu makes, hehehe."
"Where else did it come from, it must have been brought from home by myself, eat, remember to wipe your mouth and rinse your mouth after eating, so as not to be sniffed out." After casually replying to Yu Li a few words, Uncle Yi continued to look down at his book.
"yes, okay." After nodding and saying yes to the uncle, Yu Li took the roast pigeon and sat down on a stool in the office, and then carefully nibbled on every part of the roast pigeon.
And when Yu Li was eating roast pigeons, the stick terriers in the farm were giving Sun Wenxiu and them roast pigeons to eat, but he was directly dumbfounded when he was haired.
Because I felt that raising too many pigeons was a waste of feed, so after discussing with Li Chunhua and them, the stick terrier directly killed ten to make roast pigeons.
When killing, pickling, and baking, the stick terriers clearly remember that the number of them is ten.
But at this time, when he took the roast pigeon out of the oven one by one and distributed it to everyone, he was horrified to find that his own was gone, and it was gone.
"I killed ten pigeons, and put ten pigeons in the oven to roast the pigeons, but how come there are only nine left??"
"I've been watching here just now, and no one has come to steal it, and there are no burnt pigeons in the fire, and even the three dogs and two little pigs I watched them and didn't let them get close, so where did the missing pigeon go??"
After looking around the oven for a long time and dripping for a long time, the stick terrier helplessly took out a few sweet potatoes from the stone room and threw them into the oven to roast the sweet potatoes and eat them; "Hey, this person is really careless, this accidentally fell to the point where he didn't have to eat, forget it, bake a few sweet potatoes to pad your stomach, count wrongly, and complain about others!
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At this time, the uncle, who was reading a book in the office, almost didn't laugh out loud when he heard the words of the stick terrier; "That's it, I'm afraid this stupid boy will have to remember it for decades!
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Yu Li, who didn't know what Uncle Yi was doing, immediately asked Uncle Yi with a smile after gnawing for about ten minutes and eating the roast pigeon cleanly; "Uncle Yi, eat well, where are the bones of this pigeon??"
"Just put it there, I'll deal with it later, give you tea, rinse your mouth, and remember to wipe your mouth clean, there are a lot of oil stains." Hearing Yu Li's words, Uncle Yi hurriedly withdrew his observation of the farm, and handed her his teapot with a smile.
After obediently taking the tea jar of the first uncle, drinking a sip of tea and rinsing his mouth, Yu Li wiped her mouth numbly and said goodbye to the first uncle; "Uncle Yi, I'll go back first, and I'll come to you at noon."
"Come on, I don't have any tasks right now, I'm idle at noon!
Because he didn't plan to go home at noon, he responded with a smile in the face of Li's hint.
Hum hum ~~~ And just when the first uncle should go down to Yu Li and see her leave, he suddenly heard the sound of a pig in the window of his office.
So he walked over and looked at it, but when he looked at it, he was speechless.
The pigs raised in the back warehouse are not known to be released by whom.
Originally, he was quite speechless when he saw these pigs, but after thinking that Ran Qiuye needed pigs on their side, he immediately laughed evilly again; "I was worried about where to find pigs for Akiba, but I sent them to the door, so don't blame me for this!
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And these pigs, if nothing else, eighty percent of Lao Liu's two fools forgot to close the iron door of the pigsty, and then these pigs just went to move the iron door, and then the door opened and the pigs ran out, so Lao Liu, my good brother, give me the blame!
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After smiling and muttering a few words in his heart, Uncle Yi stretched out his hand and waved his hand, and directly collected the three sows who had not yet laid cubs into the farm, and went to a cave for the time being.
After getting the three pigs, Uncle Yi went directly to his office, drinking tea while continuing to read his newspaper.
Then, less than an hour later, he heard the screams of the second uncle.
"12345678......74, mom, it's over, six pigs that ran out are missing, pigs, pigs, where are you, come out quickly, if you don't come out, I'll be finished!
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Every pig in the steel plant is a very precious property, so after the second uncle screamed, the members of the security department of the factory, Xu Damao and their team members, all went out to find pigs around the steel plant.
After looking for more than an hour, Xu Damao and the others helped to find three domestic pigs that were crossed with wild boars, but there were three pigs that could not be found, as if they had disappeared out of thin air.
When the meeting was held in the morning, Director Li was already angry with the second uncle, so at this time, after hearing that he had lost three pigs that he regarded as treasures, he directly broke out!
After finding the second uncle, Director Li, who broke out, first kicked him hard to eat, and then scolded him there; "Liu Haizhong, I'm ****, I'*****m ****, I'm ****, I'm ****, I'm the captain to wipe out the whole army, feed the pigs and feed me three pigs!
Liu Haizhong, I don't want to tell you anything now, I'll give you three days, and you can buy three pigs for me in three days, otherwise you will die!
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"Director Li, do you think there is a possibility, in fact, there are not so many pigs in the warehouse, they are stupid and they miscalculated, not that I accidentally ran away??" In these years, let alone buying pigs, it is difficult to buy some pork, so the second uncle tentatively asked Director Li strugglingly.
The answer to the second uncle was a size 42 sole that beckoned him to his face and another scolding from Director Li; "Three big sows of more than 200 pounds, you lost them for me, and now you even say that they are stupid and they are mistaken??
Liu Haizhong, that amount is calculated by him, I'm a college student, can I even count eighty, and I know that you have made a lot of money during this time, so I don't care what method you use, you must get the pig back for me, otherwise you will die!
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