[367] It's not that I want to help those two fools, but those two fools are too rich!!
Regarding the matter of the second uncle, the first uncle did not ask or sympathize.
Because all this is his revenge on the second uncle, and the revenge on the second uncle who has tried to move their family repeatedly.
However, Uncle Yi didn't ask, but Xu Damao hurriedly told him about it when he went to the canteen to eat; "Do you know the first uncle, my second uncle is unlucky today, he forgot to close the door and ran away with three pigs, and then Director Li now orders him to find three pigs within three days, otherwise he will be miserable."
"If the pig is lost and recovered, can such a big pig still burrow into the ground?"
After casually replying to Xu Damao, Uncle Yi said to him casually again; "Jia Dongxu is almost released over there, it's glorious to bully a disabled person??"
"Okay, I'll put it there when I'm done eating."
After nodding to Uncle Yi and saying yes, Xu Damao continued there; "But Uncle Yi, you take this matter too simply, I suspect that the three pigs have been taken away, and I also suspect that someone is actually deliberately manipulating my second uncle."
"Don't care about your second uncle's affairs, that person doesn't know how to be good and bad and doesn't know how to be grateful, believe it or not, if you get the pig back for him at this time, not only will he not thank you, but will suspect that you did the whole thing, you are messing with him..."
After saying a few words to Xu Damao seriously, Uncle Yi saw that he was still following him, so he continued to say to him while taking him to his office; "And what do you say about your second uncle, he didn't have the life of being a guan but he had the disease of being a guan, he didn't understand anything but wanted to participate in everything, and then he couldn't do anything.
So in the future, if you do the same thing with your second uncle, then you should run quickly, otherwise you will be the one who is unlucky and the one who is responsible. ”
"You can see through the first uncle, my second uncle, he is such a person who doesn't know what to do!
In the past, when Xiao'e was still there, I often flattered him, but he said behind his back that I was the son-in-law of a capitalist.... Xu Damao, who just didn't want to eat in the cafeteria, saw that Uncle Yi was going back to the office, so he followed him directly with his lunch box.
Yu Li didn't come over so early.
So the uncle, who was not in a hurry, after seeing Xu Damao follow, directly smiled and took out a cup from the cabinet and poured him a cup of hot water; "You do it, do you know what your second uncle did to me, eight years ago he wanted to get me out of power, and when I came back last year, he still wanted to me, this time he was the captain and still wanted to me!
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"My second uncle is jealous of you, I used to be jealous of you as an uncle, and then I was jealous that you were the workshop owner, the factory director, and now I am jealous that you are the deputy factory director, and there is a car to drive.... Hey, it's bad luck to be a neighbor with such a person. ”
When talking about neighbors, Xu Damao suddenly looked at the uncle and asked; "First uncle, isn't my second uncle's house yours now, can you kick him out of our courtyard??"
"This is really not good for the time being, first, what is the situation now, you also know that a little thing can be infinitely magnified, second, your second uncle is in trouble now, we can't take advantage of the danger, third, I have an agreement with your second uncle to live in the house until he checks out."
Reluctantly said to Xu Damao that he couldn't dare to leave, after the first uncle looked at Xu Damao again and said; "Xu Damao, I remember that you can imitate Liu Guangqi's handwriting, right, you go back and use Liu Guangqi's handwriting to write a letter to your second uncle.
Let's just say that he was caught taking a green hat to others, and now he urgently needs 500 yuan, as long as 500 yuan is in place, he will immediately bring your second uncle's grandchildren back to see your second uncle!
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After listening to the words of the first uncle, Xu Damao immediately said in shock; "The second uncle has done a lot of bad things recently, he may not have five hundred yuan, but he definitely has three or four hundred yuan!
Uncle One, you have a great way, and suddenly the second uncle returned to the era of poor eggs, and then he had no money to either continue to do bad things, or secretly sell big yellow croaker, hehe, at that time!
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"Now there are people staring at him everywhere, as long as he does these two things, he doesn't need me to go out, your second uncle will be unlucky, okay, go back to work after eating, I'll take a nap." chatted with Xu Damao for a few words, and after seeing that he had finished lunch, Uncle Yi drove him directly to release Jia Dongxu.
"I drink saliva, I drink saliva..... Uncle Yi, you are too emotional, Jia Dongxu no longer calls you master, you still take such care of him, but there is no way, this is you. After taking a sip of water from a cup, Xu Damao left directly with the lunch box on the other side, and said without looking back.
"The three of you are all children I watched grow up, where can I, as an elder, see you in trouble..." After casually replying to Xu Damao a few words, Uncle Yi sat down directly at his desk and read the book.
It looks like about twenty minutes.
Yu Li walked in from the outside with a smile on her face, and after carefully closing the door, she walked directly towards Uncle Yi.
After spending more than an hour in Zhou Yu's yellow cover.
Yu Li lay on the chaise longue with a collapsed face, and said to the first uncle weakly; "Uncle Yi, you're fifty-seven or eighteen, but why haven't you aged at all??"
"Why haven't I gotten older, haven't you seen that I'm already full of gray hair??"
After pulling Libal's hair, the first master sat down on the stool opposite Yu Li, lit a cigarette, and continued; "Your father-in-law wants me to arrange a guy for him to do, and I'm going to arrange for him to go to the back warehouse to raise pigs, do you think it's okay??"
"This is definitely not good, my father-in-law is okay to settle accounts, you let him feed the pigs he really can't do it, you have known him for decades, what kind of person he is, can you not know??" Feeding the pigs is very tired and smelly, so Yu Li feels that the three masters can't do that job.
"That's right, you're good at arithmetic, so I'll just go to his platoon to show people the warehouse, so it's just right for his major." felt that Yu Li was reasonable, so the first master planned to send the third master to show the warehouse.
said that it was too late and that it was fast, and at this time, the second master suddenly came to knock on the door; "Lao Yi, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, you can help me go to the countryside to collect three pigs and come back, otherwise your brother and I will be finished."
"Lao Liu, it's not that I don't want to help you, but I really can't help you, now everyone's pigs are growing meat, where do you let me go to collect pigs for you at this time??
The most important thing is that pigs are very expensive now, and others may not be willing to sell you for a pound or two. Hearing the second uncle's shout, the first uncle directly replied to him as if he was sleeping in the office.
"Two yuan is two yuan, as long as you collect six hundred catties of pigs for me, I will immediately send you 1,200 yuan!
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The second uncle can only buy pigs now, so even if the first uncle opened a sky-high price of two yuan at this time, in order to keep his second uncle, he finally gritted his teeth and agreed.
Hearing the words of the second uncle, the first uncle hesitated for a moment, and then said there again; "After going to work, come to me quietly, and then give me the money, I will go to discuss with Director Li, and I will go to the countryside to collect pigs and come back to fill the vacancy you made."
"Okay, I'll go back and prepare money for you now." After saying a good word to the first uncle, there was immediately only the footsteps of the second uncle when he left outside the office.
After the second uncle left, Yu Li looked at the first uncle directly there, and said with an incredible face; "First uncle, you, second uncle, my father-in-law, all three of you are uncles, why are you and the second uncle so rich, but my dad is so poor??"