At this time, more and more villagers told each other about the situation, and flew up with me—the black cloud was very large, and it was about to fall, and I panicked and shouted, "Run!"

It was still a step too late, and the black clouds fell, and when the wind blew, all of them turned into raindrops, and there was a "whoosh" sound, as if a big basin was falling on the body, and it was soaked all at once, and the rain was "whooshing......

I ran as hard as I could, and the black clouds were faster than us, always chasing overhead, like an enemy, and chasing wherever I went? It rained hard for hours before I stopped......

When everyone took off their clothes and wrung them out and put them on, they remembered the black smoke - there were many people who analyzed it, all of them were Zhuge Liang;

I really convinced them, so I had to discuss with Silly Hongma: "What tricks do you have?"

Silly Hong's mother originally wanted to get close to me, so she deliberately went around the mountains and rivers and said: "The black smoke penetrates into the black clouds, which belongs to the diversion of the tiger from the mountain." Since everyone knows that it lives in the river, it should go into the water with the rain. ”

Immediately met with opposition from the villagers, one of whom asked, "Why does the black smoke have to go into the river? ”

What exactly is black smoke? I don't know yet. Some villagers would say, "A black smoke person should be a human being, or he can turn into smoke, otherwise, he won't be a flower thief!"

So, it is still unclear whether the black smoke is the smoke of people or the people who become smoke.

The matchmaker flew over and shouted loudly: "I was caught, but I have to pierce the film, where can I find it?"

When the villagers gathered, they began to discuss: some said, "If you can't find it, you won't look for it, and let him go to whomever house he wants to go to to pick flowers?"

When some of them heard this, they were very angry! They glared at them and scolded: "Fuck the dog! There is no smell at all? How can you say such a thing? The flower thief is sour and cold, and if he picks an adult, he will pick it again...... Who can stand it? Let him come to your house?"

The more I listened, the more disagreeable I became, and I yelled, "Okay! It's important to find black smoke, don't talk about it." Isn't the problem solved if everyone comes up with an idea?"

Silly Hong's mother looked around, and finally fell on Phoenix Flower's face and said, "You have a lot of ideas, it's up to you to figure it out." ”

Phoenix pondered for a long time, raised her head, and looked at me: "Husband, you still shout?"

I was used to her calling me that, and when I thought about it, this was the only way, and shouted into the distance, "Mudra, come quickly!" and thought to myself, I didn't have much hope anyway, I would come if I wanted to, and if I didn't come, I would do it.

"Whoosh", flying from nowhere, it seemed to be far away, and it stopped right in front of me.

Everyone was pleasantly surprised, they saw the handprint again, it was completely changed, the five fingers were getting more and more real, like human skin, the flesh was tender and tender, it was very beautiful!

I couldn't wait, the villagers couldn't wait to stare at it, so I had to ask, "Is the black smoke a human change, or is it the black smoke itself?"

The handprint didn't speak, narrowed the picture to a point, and suddenly became ten times larger, and a woman's voice came out: "Black smoke is a human ......"

Everybody was stunned! No way, right? How could he be human?

The handprint stopped talking, flashed, the background became blurry, and the picture could not see anything clearly.

The villagers were more anxious than anyone else, staring at the picture and asking, "Since he is a human, he should live in heaven?"

The picture didn't move, and the woman's voice inside didn't come out, so everyone had to put their eyes on my face and beg: "Master, you still ask? It won't listen to us." ”

The phoenix whispered a lot in my ear again, and I had to ask, "Handprints, where should the Smoky Man live?"

The handprint still did not speak, but only moved, and a picture popped up, and the one by one moved, revealing a large stone, and the lower part was buried in the water.

I don't know what the mudra shows it for, it seems to have appeared before, and everyone still has an impression in their minds, and when they look at it with the penetrating eye, there is nothing......

"Alas!" all those present had an opinion: "What does a big rock do not know what it is for? ”

The phoenix flower landed slowly, stood two meters and five meters above the ground, and waved vigorously and shouted: "Everyone, listen to me, the handprint will not be displayed casually, there must be a reason for it, we must analyze it carefully, don't miss the opportunity!"

Silly Red Mom stared at the phoenix flower and asked in confusion: "Flower girl, what do you mean? Don't treat these people as pigs? Some people may be smarter than you!"

Phoenix lowered her head and explained to everyone: "You are not pigs, am I good? ”

One of the male villagers, in his thirties, dressed in black clothes, as if he had not washed for more than ten years, grinned and shouted: "Sister Phoenix, you are not a pig, is it okay to marry me......?"

When Phoenix Hua heard this, she was very angry! No matter what kind of dog-like guy he is, he wants to take advantage of others. I really wanted to fly over and slap him twice, but, for the sake of so many people, I put up with it and asked, "Where are you a wild dog, go to your companion, don't be embarrassed here, this is a place for people, not suitable for dogs to enter and exit." ”

The male villager smiled, not looking angry, and said, "I'm looking for a companion, and if you become a, you don't have to propose, and it's more enjoyable to be straightforward!"

This sentence angered me, and before Phoenix Flower spoke, he threw out a sentence first: "Pay attention to the influence when you speak; whose woman is Phoenix Flower, do you need to repeat it? Catch it back to the yamen, hit 10,000 boards, don't say fart, even the corpse is smashed!"

The male villager looked at me, cowered in fright, and quietly hid behind the crowd.

I had to face everyone and declare: "No one is allowed to talk nonsense anymore, there is this official, everything is listened to me, do things according to the instructions of this official, violators will be punished with a minimum of 30 boards, and the worst ones will smash their butts!"

The phoenix flower couldn't speak anymore and landed next to me

Jiao: "Husband, you have to beat him hard to vent the anger in my heart." ”

As a party official, I would not do this, but I still have the heart to pamper women, and the male villager who stared at the crowd from a distance asked, "Do you think you can hide it, forget it? Phoenix Flower wants your life, I can't stop it!"

The male villager did not dare to show his face at all, and secretly moved farther and farther behind the crowd, and suddenly, he flew up......

This move attracted everyone's attention, staring closely at ......

Phoenix Flower gently pushed and pushed the coquettish beside me: "Husband: Hurry up! It's just a good time to punch." ”

It is impossible for me to kill a villager for this, but if the people look at me like this, if I don't scare them, no one will listen to me in the future, so I flew up with my legs and shouted, "Where to run, I will send you to the western sky with a fist of fire!"

The male villager was frightened and hid left and right, for fear that a fire fist would blow him away......

I've already gone up the stairs, and if I don't put on a show, I'll be embarrassed! I aimed and aimed with my fist, deliberately deflected, and punched, and the fireball flew out of my hand without hesitation, crookedly forming a big parabola, and when I reached the end, I fell straight down......

There was a "boom" and it exploded in the water, and the water flew higher than my position.

Everyone stared at it with their eyes, and the silly red mother was very surprised! She shouted, "Master Guan, the big stone in the river has moved." ”

This sound attracted everyone's attention, staring closely, and it was very tempting to find traces of shaking.

I knew what Silly Red Mom meant, the purpose was not to let me chase down, just to give me a chance to step down, turn around, fly down and land next to the big rock, get my pants soaked, and my shoes were soaked in water; however, the official uniform on my body was not dry in the first place, so I didn't have to worry too much.

The phoenix flower was the first to land on the beach, five meters away from me, and shouted: "Husband, your fire fist missed, and I can't vent my frustration in my heart......"

I looked back at the phoenix and said, "Don't make a fuss, it's important to get down to business, do you see this big rock move?"

Phoenix Flower was bent on destroying the male villager, and her attention was all on the fire fist, so she didn't look at it at all, so she had to ask: "What does it matter if you don't move?"

The villagers all came, one by one far away from the phoenix flower, for fear of being framed, and only stared at me in the river and shouted, "Official, I see the big stone moving." ”

Some of the villagers said, "It's not moving, it's just that the water is shaking, giving people a false impression." ”

I'm not stupid, I push it lightly with my hand, it feels heavy, I increase the force, and I don't move at all......

The villagers who noticed that the stone was moving, especially the men, were very unconvinced, and seven or eight people came down, and one of them put one hand on it, and pushed it violently, and felt that it moved a little, and turned around and shouted, "Who came down to help?"

The villagers came down together, more than a dozen people came down, surrounded most of the stones, plus the strength of feeding, with the greatest strength, shouting slogans to push together, feeling that the stones moved a little, and fell down again......

Phoenix Flower began to bluff loudly again: "Lead, don't be idle, go down, it's up to you!"

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable