097 Whose bad idea is this?
Just when Hu Qiang finished reading the "personal experience" given to him by Lisa in the lounge and got up to go back to the Ministry of Urgency, Sha Lele of the Department of Urgency was also encouraging Pang Xiaobai in his own way, so that Pang Xiaobai could get out of the haze as soon as possible and return to normal.
Sha Lele's method is very simple, that is, to learn from the motivator Xiaomeng, after all, she thought that Pang Xiaobai likes the motivator Xiaomeng the most.
So pretending to motivate Xiaomeng to motivate Pang Xiaobai may be useful.
"Who's the best, you're the best!"
"Whoever is the strongest, you are the strongest!"
"When the motivation is over, I'm in the midline of your left clavicle, the inside of the fifth rib, I'm the motivator Xiaosha, no, I'm the motivator Xiaomeng, I love you!"
It's a pity that Sha Lele operated like a tiger, but Pang Xiaobai, who was sitting on the side, didn't move, and as before, he didn't look happy at all.
Ouyang Mofei, who couldn't look at it, said: "Hey, Xiaobai, I have Lisa's nephew's speech as a cadre of the campaign class, do you want to listen to Leyile?" ”
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei looked at the laptop, pinched his throat and said angrily: "I want to lick bricks and tiles for the class, if I am elected as the class president, I will invite everyone to sing Karakaiou, and then eat foot soaked beef!" ”
As soon as he heard this, Sha Lele immediately smiled, obviously poked at the point of laughter.
But when I looked at Pang Xiaobai again, he was still like a dead salted fish, expressionless.
Seeing this situation, Ouyang Mofei squinted his eyes: "This can't work, you can only take medicine!" ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy beckoned to Sha Lele, and when Sha Le came over, Ouyang Murphy said to her: "We can try Pavlov reflexology." ”
"What therapy?" Sha Lele was stunned.
Ouyang Mofei picked up a piece of chocolate, suddenly pulled down his face, and shouted angrily at Sha Lele: "Senior Sister Sha, you can't do anything well!" It's so spicy chicken! ”
Sha Lele was taken aback, and hurriedly said aggrievedly: "Mo Feida, why are you suddenly scolding me?" ”
As soon as he said that, Ouyang Mofei suddenly forcibly fed Sha Lele a piece of chocolate.
Sha Lele couldn't help but chew the chocolate, and immediately laughed: "Hehehe, it's delicious, but even if you give me chocolate, I won't be happy." ”
"This is the Pavlovian reflex!" Ouyang Murphy said, "We feed Xiaobai chocolate while scolding him, over time, he will be scolded when he is reflexive, secreting dopamine, in the future, the more we scold him, the happier he will be, so once and for all!" ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy bent down and then moved a box of chocolates out.
Seeing this box of chocolates, Sha Lele was surprised: "So many? I have to eat this, I don't know which one comes first, high blood sugar or good mood? ”
Ouyang Mofei looked at Sha Lele: "Senior Sister Sha, take this, imagine that you are the deputy director of the brand department, go and scold him fiercely!" ”
Sha Lele nodded hurriedly, picked up the box of chocolates, and came to Pang Xiaobai.
After that, Sha Lele put down the chocolate, took a deep breath, held his chest up, and made a fierce look.
But as soon as he spoke, he pointed at Pang Xiaobai angrily and said, "Pang Xiaobai, the eucalyptus you made is so rotten!" ”
Ouyang Mofei frowned and said speechlessly: "Sand cat Kitty? Are you swearing? It's clearly cute! Have you ever seen a tiger? Take out the appearance of a hungry tiger preying and scold him! ”
Sha Lele blinked, then turned his hands into claws, and roared fiercely: "Woo! ”
After that, Sha Lele clenched his fists and made a fierce look again.
But when Sha Lele began to scold Pang Xiaobai, he automatically switched to a nasal voice: "It's too rubbish, what about your brain?" It's a shame! ”
"Get out of the way!" Ouyang Mofei hit Sha Lele, who was still selling cuteness.
After that, Ouyang Mofei looked at Pang Xiaobai with half-squinted eyes, and scolded him with disdain:
"Pang Xiaobai, my dog's self-taught primary school Chinese is better than you!
Your brain capacity isn't much bigger than a slug!
Rubbing your head on the ground isn't enough to rub out a world map!
You are the king of overtime, the light of the back, a joke machine without feelings!
The uncrowned champion of the 2021 Meaningless Brain-Burning Competition, the cut-off and discardable Pang leek Moonlight! ”
was scolded by Ouyang Mofei like this, Pang Xiaobai immediately cried, while Sha Lele was busy feeding Pang Xiaobai chocolates, and stuffed them one after another, stuffing Pang Xiaobai's mouth full of chocolates.
Pang Xiaobai was holding a mouth full of chocolate like this, crying and laughing, looking quite funny.
At this moment, Hu Qiang, who came back from outside with the documents, walked in and saw Pang Xiaobai's situation at once.
"What's the situation?" Hu Qiang looked puzzled.
"He was fine when I left, and now he is still a little happy in this sadness, and a little excited in his despair, what the hell?
You're not going to slap him in the face with money, are you? ”
Ouyang Mofei said lazily: "This is called Pavlovian reflexology, if you don't understand, check it yourself!" ”
Hu Qiang blinked, and did not argue with Ouyang Mofei, but walked over and said, "Forget it, don't toss him anymore." ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said to Pang Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, it's not a way to go on like this, do you want to see a psychiatrist?" ”
"I'm not sick!" Pang Xiaobai hurriedly shook his head, "I'm just a little tired, just take a rest." ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai suddenly coughed, obviously choked on chocolate mixed with his own saliva, and he was quite uncomfortable.
Seeing this situation, Sha Lele hurriedly went to get the chocolate again, and wanted to continue to give Pang Xiaobai to eat.
"Wait, Lele, what are you doing?" Hu Qiang asked.
"Give Mr. Xiaobai chocolate." Shale took the chocolate and said, "Murphy said that this is Pavlov's reflexology, which is to eat chocolate when he is unhappy, so that he is unhappy and happy, like this." ”
"Whose bad idea is this?" Hu Qiang frowned.
"Me!" Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang with an indifferent look and said, "What's wrong?" ”
Hu Qiang glared at Ouyang Mofei, then suddenly turned his head to Sha Lele and said, "Lele, this kind of deceptive method is useless, even if it treats the symptoms but not the root cause, don't do it in the future."
And didn't you see it, Xiaobai he burst into a pulp, and if you continue to feed it like this, don't get sick, and there will be another blood sugar explosion. ”
As soon as he said this, Pang Xiaobai suddenly cried again and crawled under the table, used a stool to plug the gap, and curled himself up under the table again.
"Teacher Xiaobai?" Sha Lele hurriedly persuaded, "Teacher Xiaobai, don't be like this, come out quickly." ”
Finding that persuasion was useless, Sha Lele looked at Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu, what should I do now?"
Or, why don't I take the positive energy quotes I collected and send them to Mr. Xiaobai and ask him to read them out loud?
Maybe this will make him vent his frustration and become happier? ”
"Positive energy quotes? That's a little useful for a young man like you who has just come out of society, and what's the use for an old fritter like Xiaobai, who has been beaten by society? But ......"
"But what Manager Hu?" Sha Lele asked.
Hu Qiang touched his chin and said, "Well, it's a good way to vent."
As the saying goes, it's better to be blocked than to be sparse.
If you can find a place to vent and let Xiaobai vent her emotions, it should be much better. ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang subconsciously looked at Ouyang Mofei, but found that Ouyang Mofei was also looking at himself.
After confirming his eyes, Hu Qiang was stunned at first, and then the chrysanthemum tightened and agitated, and then quickly turned his head and stopped looking at Ouyang Mofei.
Seeing Hu Qiang's appearance, Ouyang Mofei was also stunned, then smiled mockingly and said nothing.
"A place to vent?" "Isn't that ready-made?" Pipe room!
The sound insulation is good, and no one goes, and no one knows how to shout or scream there, what a good place to vent. ”
"Reincarnation Paradise"
"That's right!" Hu Qiang patted his thigh, "Lele said well, it's in the pipeline!" ”