189 Can Spanning Your Ass Cure Constipation?
After listening to Ouyang Mofei's inquiry, Hu Qiang was stuck.
After a pause, Hu Qiang said, "Your thinking is really strange, you can actually think of this?
In fact, it is very simple, it is true that we are not allowed to communicate with the outside during the training, but you also know that we are all cadres of various departments, and it is easy to go wrong if we do not contact our own departments for a long time.
Therefore, during the break in the training process, we can queue up and take turns to use a public staring music here to contact our own department, so that we can check the situation of our department at any time.
That's how I got in touch with the starfish through that star."
"It's good to stare at it." Ouyang Murphy said, "But what about the mobile phone, where did you get the mobile phone?"
"This, of course, is borrowed."
"Who did you borrow it from?"
"Of course...... Ah, where do you have so many problems, when I am a prisoner?"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang immediately said: "Anyway, after I just finished a virtual video call with Tang Haixing through the staring music here, he told me that he wanted to send me some beef jerky to eat, and I saw that he was so sincere, so I reluctantly agreed.
So, if you want to send it, just send something else, don't send beef jerky.
By the way, I remember that the snacks in the lounge area seemed to be free, and many of them were individually packed.
Murphy, I think so, you can bring me some free snacks like that in the lounge.
For example, small bread, small cakes, shaqima, or spicy strips.
By the way, remember to remember, it must be the kind that is individually packaged in small packages!
Otherwise, it will be inconvenient to steal food and it will be easy to be discovered."
"What, it's hard over there?" Ouyang Mofei asked with a smile.
Hu Qiang sighed and said, "Alas, I won't talk to you.
What kind of training, what kind of return to nature, is clearly to suffer!
Not to mention that we have to do so much farm work in a day, once we can't complete the task, we won't have anything to eat.
To tell you the truth, I've had a meal so far today, and I'm hungry with my chest on my back."
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Okay, I know, I'll send you something delicious when I go back."
"Very good, worthy of my best ...... Valued subordinates!" Hu Qiang immediately smiled and said.
"Oh, let's not talk about it, someone called me, I'm going to gather for training again, I have to go!
Remember, Murphy, fix the shredders, help me keep an eye on them, and mail me individual snacks in small packages!
Especially the last one, remember!"
After ending the call with Hu Qiang, Ouyang Mofei was in a good mood, the whole person was happy, and he couldn't help the smile on the corner of his mouth.
But soon, Ouyang Mofei smiled and whispered to himself, "Don't get me wrong, I'm just happy because I easily earned his red envelope of one hundred and fifty yuan, for no other reason, no!"
After finishing speaking, it seemed that this kind of self-deception was meaningless, Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips, put away his phone again, and then got up to leave.
After washing up and coming out of the toilet, Ouyang Mofei, who was in a good mood, took a lollipop in his mouth and walked to the Ministry of Urgent Affairs, preparing to go back to the Ministry of Urgent Affairs to repair the shredder first, and then mail snacks to Hu Qiang after repairing it.
But as soon as she walked out of the corridor, she suddenly saw Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie sneaking into the conference room, and at first glance, she had something unsavvy to talk about.
Originally, Ouyang Mofei was usually too lazy to care about this kind of thing, but she was in a good mood now, and she remembered Hu Qiang's previous entrustment, so she walked to the side of the door of the conference room and leaned against the wall to eavesdrop.
At this time, Pang Xiaobai in the conference room had already closed the curtains and walked to Su Kejie's side.
"What the hell are you going to pull me over for?" Su Kejie asked, "If you have something to say, Du Mu is urging me too much, and I have to hurry back to change the poster."
Pang Xiaobai hurriedly said, "Shhh, be quiet!"
After subconsciously looking back, Pang Xiaobai said in a low voice, "Ajie, that's the case, I wasn't like that some time ago, and then
My psychiatrist suggested that I might as well try a change of environment."
"A change of scenery?" Su Kejie frowned and turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai, "What, you plan to move out and stop sharing a house with me?"
Immediately afterward, Su Kejie turned his head to look at the wall again: "It's okay to move away, but you don't want to lose this weekend's cleaning!"
"I'm not moving out, I'm not sharing a house with you." Pang Xiaobai rubbed his hands and said, "I mean ......."
looked back at the door again, and then Pang Xiaobai said to Su Kejie, "I want to say, change jobs!"
"Job-hopping?" Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly, "Hmph, every month, I hear you shouting that you want to change jobs, quit naked, start a business, sell tea eggs, and sell small cakes!" I've been shouting for change, but I haven't seen you act."
Pang Xiaobai said, "I wasn't ready, but this time I'm serious!"
"Seriously? What kind of seriousness?" Su Kejie asked.
Pang Xiaobai said: "You don't know, in fact, before, I have silently submitted many resumes to other companies, and I have already taken action."
Su Kejie said, "Please, you have some brains, right?
The current employment environment is so poor, you plan to easily change jobs because of a psychiatrist?
Is it that easy to change jobs? What if I don't jump well? Do you go up to the rooftop and jump off the building?
Besides, the advice given by a psychiatrist may not always be useful.
For example, when I broke up before, I went to a psychiatrist for psychological counseling, and the doctor ......."
"Wait!" Pang Xiaobai interrupted him, "When did you break up? Have you ever been in a relationship? Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
Su Kejie turned his head violently, looked at Pang Xiaobai's disbelieving eyes, and immediately turned his head again, no longer looking at Pang Xiaobai, and said angrily: "Okay, I haven't been able to find a girlfriend, let's go to a psychiatrist and cry!"
Pang Xiaobai blinked: "Eh, you go on."
Su Kejie took a deep breath and said, "At that time, the psychiatrist suggested that I raise a pair of hamsters to regulate my mood, and I did so, but after buying them, one hamster ate the other hamster, and I was in a worse mood after seeing it."
Pang Xiaobai smiled: "That's the case, but my psychiatrist is still quite reliable, he suggested that I find a tree hole, say everything in my heart, shout out, and release the pressure in this way."
"Tree hole?" Su Kejie asked, "Where do you go to find the tree hole?"
Pang Xiaobai said, "There is no tree hole, but we have pipes. To tell you the truth, I used to deliberately say that I was going to work overtime after work, and then when there was no one, I quietly went to the pipe room alone, and said to the pipe mouth as much as I wanted, shouted as much as I wanted, and vented as much as I wanted!"
"Is it useful for someone like you to vent at the mouth of the pipe?" Su Kejie asked.
"It's better than nothing." Pang Xiaobai said.
"That's just as well." Su Kejie nodded, "I'll try it when I go back."
Pang Xiaobai followed, "Then, Applejack, have you ever thought that every time you suddenly want to change jobs, you may be abused in the future, sending you a distress signal through time and space?"
Su Kejie shook his head and said, "I just know that every night of overtime is paying for the wrong major I chose before."
"You're not bored like that." Pang Xiaobai sat beside Su Kejie angrily, "I'm talking to you about business."
Su Kejie turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai: "Speaking of job hopping, you are as busy as a dog like me every day, how can you have time to go to other companies for interviews?"
Pang Xiaobai said: "You don't understand this, now the HR of major companies is very accommodating, you don't have to go to the company for an interview in person, just interview remotely, I have interviewed remotely several times."
Su Kejie asked, "How did you do the interview remotely? We've always been together, and I've never seen you have an online video interview?"
"Hey, what age is it, you don't have to have an online interview, you can also have a remote voice interview by phone." Pang Xiaobai said with a smile.
"Voice interview?" Su Kejie frowned, "Like
What about it?"
Pang Xiaobai smiled: "For example, do you remember the last time, when I suddenly answered a phone call and suddenly started speaking Korean?"
"Remember, why don't you remember." Su Kejie said, "That time you suddenly spoke Korean, and then you said that you picked up a new customer who was Korean, and I asked you how you knew Korean, and you said that you had learned a few words to deal with things, and it turned out that you were secretly interviewing?"
"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded, "Another time, do you remember the last meeting, that is, in the middle of the meeting, I suddenly coughed violently."
Su Kejie frowned: "Of course I remember, the last time we had a meeting together in the big conference room, Manager Hu said that he was going to participate in the cadre training, and then began to assign tasks to us, asking us to work hard and not slack off when he was away.
Then you suddenly coughed violently, and kept coughing, so that we thought you were sick, and I patted you on the back.
It turns out that you are also secretly interviewing!"
"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded again.
Su Kejie clasped his arms and looked at Pang Xiaobai with contempt: "Xiaobai, you actually interviewed other companies during working hours, you are not small!"
Pang Xiaobai sighed: "I don't want to either, but I've been so busy with work lately, and I've been abused so badly, I feel like a piece of calcium carbonate, and I'm angry in the heat, and in the end there is only one dirty word left-Cao!"
Su Kejie sighed: "Okay, then you have interviewed so much, have you found a suitable next home?"
Pang Xiaobai nodded: "Don't say it, there is a big company that is interested in me, and the position is the planning director of the brand department!"
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai clenched his hands into fists and looked excited: "Did you hear it, I finally want to be Party A's father, hehehe!"
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai patted Su Kejie on the shoulder: "By the way, it just so happens that they are still recruiting artists, no, it's a designer, why don't you jump ship with me, let's escape from this damn ministry together!"
Su Kejie turned his head: "Forget it, more is better than less, I'm afraid of being cheated."
Pang Xiaobai immediately said, "What you said! Who are the two of us, when did I cheat you?
For example, at the start-up company I took you to at the beginning, my colleagues were full of youth, and everyone was so happy to get along."
Su Kejie said coldly: "They are full of youth, but they are inexperienced, and when they work, they are jumping and jumping, which makes me scolded every day."
Pang Xiaobai blinked: "Then the head office of the foreign company that took you to after that, right?" The benefits are good, and there are three meals, how good!"
Su Kejie continued to say coldly: "Hmph, I have to work twelve hours a day to get three meals, and I don't eat until midnight, and my stomach problem is from hunger at that time!"
Pang Xiaobai frowned, and then said, "Then, the big humanized company that took you to after that is always good, right?" At least the work is free, and the salary is high!"
Su Kejie turned his head and looked at Pang Xiaobai coldly: "Do you dare to have a worse memory?" The big humane company you are talking about with free work and high salaries is here!"
Immediately after, Su Kejie sighed and said, "And when I joined here, I was deceived into signing a non-compete agreement, and if I leave here without authorization, I won't be able to go to hundreds of companies!" You know what?"
Pang Xiaobai blinked: "Isn't it? Do you dare to sign this kind of non-transferable deed of sale?"
Su Kejie said: "It's not that I was frightened by the beautiful HR at that time.
However, I think it's not just me, others should have signed a non-compete agreement.
Otherwise, why is everyone so coaxed, but they are all in the Ministry of Forced Affairs?
I can't think of any other reason why they shouldn't leave other than signing a non-compete agreement."
Pang Xiaobai frowned and thought for a while, "If we are in the department, Haixing and Ruoyu may have signed a non-compete agreement.
It is impossible for Manager Hu and Sha Lele to have it, and the rest of Mo Fei ......
Hmph, her rectum can't hide things at all, if there really is any non-compete agreement, she can't help but open it up a long time ago, how can she endure it and not say it?"
"That's right!" Su Kejie said, "If a non-mainstream like Mo Fei really signed a non-compete agreement, he would have made a lot of trouble."
Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai: "Do you remember the last weekend overtime? Mo Fei actually asked for leave, and then Manager Hu asked her why she wanted to take leave, and her reason for asking for leave was actually to take the lizard to go on a blind date and breed!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Pang Xiaobai laughed, "I still remember that Mo Fei told Manager Hu this reason in public, and Manager Hu was so angry that he couldn't speak."
"Or will we be human." Su Kejie said, "Seeing that Manager Hu was so angry, he decided to stay and work overtime."
"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai continued to laugh, "Thinking about it this way, we are much stronger than Mo Fei! Murphy's skills are cattle, but she is too bad at being human! With her character, no one can stand her, and she is destined to die alone, hahahaha!"
Ouyang Mofei, who was outside the door, squinted his eyes and lowered his face when he heard this, and then he didn't listen anymore, and strode away directly.
"Hah! Ha! Hah!" At this time, Su Kejie followed the expressionless three times, and then suddenly said to Pang Xiaobai with an expressionless face, "Don't laugh! To be a human being means to bow your head and admit it, so what's so proud?"
Seeing that Pang Xiaobai stopped smiling, Su Kejie shook his head: "Forget it, I know what you said, I'm going back to work." If you really succeed in changing jobs, remember to invite me to dinner after getting the job notice, and that's it!"
"What kind of food?" Pang Xiaobai said with a smug face, "When I become the planning director of the brand department and become the father of Party A, I will take you to live a good life!"
Speaking of which, Pang Xiaobai also slapped Su Kejie's buttocks.
Su Kejie glanced at Pang Xiaobai and slapped Pang Xiaobai's buttocks.
Pang Xiaobai slapped Su Kejie again.
Su Kejie slapped Pang Xiaobai again.
The two of you just like that, you pat my ass, I'll pat your ass, and pat each other.
"Okay, stop shooting!" Su Kejie, who walked out of the conference room, glared and said, "It will be misunderstood when people see it, I don't want people to think that we have something, what I like is women."
"That's right." Pang Xiaobai frowned, "Alas, but being slapped on the ass like this, I suddenly want to shit."
"Huh?" Su Kejie glared, "Me too."
Pang Xiaobai frowned: "Slapping your ass can still cure constipation?"
Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "It should be that we slapped our butts while walking, which stimulated each other's peripheral nerves in the large intestine and promoted intestinal peristalsis, so we suddenly had the urge to defecate.
But it's also possible that there was something wrong with what we ate this morning, otherwise, how could we both feel it at the same time?"
Pang Xiaobai nodded: "I'll just say, there must be something wrong with that finger cake this morning."
Su Kejie said expressionlessly, "Please, you have to eat finger cakes!" And you have to eat with me!"
"Am I brave enough to try?" Pang Xiaobai said, "You don't get tired of eating hamburgers all morning."
"It's better than it is now." Su Kejie continued to be expressionless, "Also, you're not finished, I, I can't hold it back!"
Pang Xiaobai blinked, and suddenly smiled at Su Kejie: "In that case, why don't we go to the toilet together, go to together, and discuss jumping by the way...... Hiss...... What are your plans for the future?"
Seeing Pang Xiaobai suddenly covering his buttocks, Su Kejie also covered his buttocks and nodded: "This can be had!"
Immediately after, the two glanced at each other, and suddenly ran to the toilet together.
Well, if you don't run, you can't do it, and if you don't run, it's really going to overflow!