"Lele, you see, my idea of burning this blister resume again is good, right?"

Tang Haixing held chopsticks in one hand and pointed to the blistered resume in the water tank with the other.

"You see, first soak it in water, soften it and then stir it with chopsticks, easily destroy a resume, and then pick it up with chopsticks and throw it into the trash, without effort, you can easily solve a waste resume."

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing smiled: "So, although we have lost the shredder, it is not as efficient and direct as in the past, but as long as we are willing to use our brains and give full play to our own ingenuity, this way of using various tools and means to manually shred resumes is still very fun, right?" ”

"Yes!" Sha Lele nodded energetically.

Then Sha Lele said while cutting his resume with scissors:

"Don't say it, Mr. Haixing, watching the resumes disappear in my hands, I understand that internship opportunities are not easy to come by!

Looking at the various skills on my resume, I knew that I had to work harder! ”

Tang Haixing nodded solemnly, and suddenly clenched his right hand into a fist and said loudly: "Little screw!" ”

"Great deeds!" Sha Lele also clenched his fists and responded loudly.

Seeing Tang Haixing's passionate interaction with Sha Lele, Ouyang Mofei, who was standing aside repairing the shredder, rolled his eyes directly upward, speechless. _o_m

At this time, Tang Haixing knocked on his chopsticks and said to Sha Lele again: "Come on, report the results of your skill statistics." ”

"Hmm!" Sha Lele nodded heavily.

After putting down the scissors, Sha Lele picked up his notepad and looked at it: "The common skill that is currently ranked first is to be proficient in ORD and PS. ”

Speaking of this, Sha Lele looked at Tang Haixing: "Teacher Tang, do you think I should buy an office automation tutorial package and learn it systematically?" ”

Tang Haixing shook his head: "Not at all!" You know, most people can claim to be proficient in ORD as long as they can create a new text document, which is not an advanced skill? And most of the things on the resume are exaggerated and can't be fully believed! ”

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing asked: "For example, Lele, do you use a water dispenser?" ”

"Absolutely." Sha Lele nodded.

Tang Haixing smiled: "Then you can write on your resume, you can be proficient in operating all kinds of office appliances!" For example, would you use a paper shredder? ”

Sha Lele shook his head: "Not really. ”

Tang Haixing immediately said: "Then you can write on your resume, you have super learning ability, and you can be familiar with the use and operation of various office appliances in a very short time." ”

"Oh, it can still be like this." Sha Lele nodded again, looking unaware.

Tang Haixing said: "Lele, don't worry, when the shredder is repaired, I promise to teach you how to use it in ten seconds!" ”

Sha Lele immediately laughed happily: "Thank you, Mr. Tang!" ”

"Well, you're welcome!" Tang Haixing turned his head and waved his hand, "As a leader, this is what I should do." ”

Hearing this, Ouyang Mofei, who was repairing the shredder, rolled his eyes again.

At this moment, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai walked in together.

"You're just in time!" Tang Haixing, who was holding chopsticks in his hand, hurriedly said to Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai, "Hurry up and come together, shredded paper makes us happier, and we can also comprehend a lot of profound truths!" ”

When Su Kejie saw it, he immediately turned his head to Pang Xiaobai and said, "You hurry up and help, I'll come after I'm done with Du Mu's work!" ”

After saying that, Su Kejie turned his head and left.

But as soon as he took a step, the clothes on his back were grabbed by Pang Xiaobai: "Don't want to run!" Do it together! ”

After dragging Su Kejie back, Pang Xiaobai looked at Tang Haixing, who was holding chopsticks and blistering his resume, and then looked at Sha Lele, who was holding scissors to break his resume, and finally turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei who was repairing the shredder.

After blinking, Pang Xiaobai dragged Su Kejie to Ouyang Mo Fei: "Mo Fei, how is the shredder repaired?" ”

Ouyang Mofei glanced up at Pang Xiaobai and shook his head slightly.

"Alas!" Pang Xiaobai sighed, "If we can't repair the shredder, if we shred the resume with our bare hands, how long will it take." ”

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai folded his hands and looked up at the ceiling: ". (This chapter is not finished!) )

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Oh my God, if the shredder could be fixed right away, Applejack would be willing to do all the shredding! ”

"Nonsense!" Su Kejie turned his head violently, "You swear, let me bear it?" What do you think? Hmph, if I go to hard labor, you don't want to run! ”

"Hey, hey, is there an end?" Ouyang Mofei said suddenly, "After talking about cross talk, will you come to perform a sketch again?" You're pretending to be crazy like this, and your job will disappear by itself? Don't be silly! ”

Su Kejie let go of the hand that grabbed Pang Xiaobai's collar, turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei, and then looked at the shredder that had been reloaded: "Hey, Mofei, this shredder ...... All right? ”

Ouyang Mofei nodded lazily and said: "I removed the part of the shredded paper that was jammed in the shredder, and did another inspection, and found that there was no obvious damage inside, and it should be able to continue to be used, but after doing the inspection, I found a strange thing." ”

"What's weird?" Pang Xiaobai asked.

Ouyang Mofei casually picked up a resume, put it in the shredding mouth of the paper shredder, and said: "This product is very strange, if you praise it, you will move, just like this!" ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei put one hand in his trouser pocket, held the table with the other, and then said to the shredder: "Shredder, good job!" ”

Then I saw the shredder suddenly move, swallowing part of the resume and shredding part of it.

When they saw this situation, everyone was stunned.

After a while, Sha Lele tried to say to the shredder: "Shredder, what do you look like when you shredded paper...... It's so beautiful! ”

As soon as he said this, the shredder swallowed a part of the resume again.

"Isn't it?" Pang Xiaobai jumped to the side in fright, "A machine composed of a bunch of broken parts, still want to listen to good words?" It's not scientific! ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the shredder suddenly spit out a part of his resume in reverse, and once again frightened Pang Xiaobai to take a step back.

"This ......" Pang Xiaobai opened his mouth wide, "The shredder has become fine?" ”

"Isn't it?" Tang Haixing said suddenly, "This shredder ...... The fast head is not big, and the temper is quite big? ”

"It's just a paper shredder, can you really understand people?" Su Kejie frowned, "Really? ”

Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms with both hands: "I've seen it, the circuit board structure inside this shredder is far more complex than that of ordinary shredders, perhaps, it is a built-in advanced AI chip?" ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy shook his head: "Forget it, maybe I'm thinking too much, it's just a shredder, and it's not high-tech, why do you want to build in an advanced AI chip." ”

"I see!" Tang Haixing put up his chopsticks, "This shredder can not only be operated by buttons, but also remotely connected to the Internet through the mobile phone, and remotely control it to work at a convenient time. ”

"Makes sense!" Sha Lele followed. _o_m

"I've heard that some cows will taste better if they are praised every day!

This shredder swallows so many strange resumes every day, and it's no wonder that someone needs to praise it. ”

Tang Haixing nodded: "If you praise this shredder, it can make it work normally......"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing paused, and then looked at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, who were standing on the side in a daze.

"Why are you two still stunned?" Tang Haixing frowned.

"As you two just said, fix the shredder and contract all the shredding work!

If you can't speak, it doesn't count, if you swear but don't carry it out, you will be thundered! ”

Seeing that Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai were still indifferent, Tang Haixing immediately nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, praise it more, give him more positive energy, let it work hard, this time the performance depends on it!" ”

After listening to Tang Haixing's words, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai glanced at each other, and then looked at the magical shredder together.

"Shredder." Su Kejie suddenly said, "You ......"

Speaking of this, Su Kejie glanced at Pang Xiaobai, and Pang Xiaobai nodded.

Suddenly, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai applauded together: "It's great!" ”

After the two of them finished saying this, the shredder swallowed back the half-spit resume again, and it was not finished, it directly swallowed the resume and shredded it.

"Isn't it, so amazing?" Pang Xiaobai. (This chapter is not finished!) )

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Open your mouth wide.

Su Kejie nodded: "It seems that the shredder has really become a refinement, and it is worthy of being an advanced shredder with built-in AI!" ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled playfully: "That's right, then I'll leave this product to you, do it well!" ”。 Error-free updates @

190 If you swear an oath but don't carry it out, the sky will thunder!