"Little crumbs!"

Pang Xiaobai squinted his eyes and looked at the shredder with an intoxicated expression.

"The sound you make when you work hard is really good, just like Teacher Chi Ling is playing with a chainsaw, sweet and feeling!"

Hearing Pang Xiaobai's words, the shredder immediately swallowed the resume and shredded it.

When the shredder finished swallowing a resume, Su Kejie immediately sent another resume.

After putting on a new resume, Su Kejie said: "Broken, you see how beautiful you are, boxy, sharp and angular!" ”

Finding that the shredder was motionless, Pang Xiaobai looked at Su Kejie speechlessly.

Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai's stinky face, and then continued to say to the shredder: "You, you work hard every day, and when you are put into the museum after you are broken, there will be a new little shredder every day to admire your style and listen to your deeds!" ”

As soon as he said this, the shredder suddenly spit out the resume in reverse.

Seeing this situation, Pang Xiaobai immediately became anxious: "Ajie, what's the matter with you?" Three sentences without leaving the funeral? Are you a designer or an undertaker? Can you say something positive? ”

Su Kejie took a stack of old resumes in his hand and said impatiently: "I've been boasting for so long, from morning to afternoon, I really don't have words." ”

Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head and said to Ouyang Mo Fei at the workstation: "Mo Fei, you can do it for me, I really can't do it." ”

Ouyang Mofei raised his head and said, "According to my observation, this shredder should be female, and compliments from males will be more effective, so I am not suitable." ”

"Isn't it?" Su Kejie said, "The shredder is still divided into male and female? ”

After speaking, Su Kejie picked up the shredder and looked at the bottom of the shredder: "How do you look at the male and female?" ”

Pang Xiaobai immediately slapped Su Kejie's buttocks: "Phew! Rogue! You put it down! Do you still want a face? ”

Su Kejie then put the shredder back in place.

Ouyang Mofei smiled, and continued: "On the surface, I can't see the male and female, but when you go to eat at noon, I tried it, and found that if you praise it for being beautiful and praise it for its beauty, it will move, praise it for being handsome, it will not move, it is obviously a delicate girl!" ”

"Oh?" Pang Xiaobai turned his head to Ouyang Mofei and said, "Is that difficult, do you have to change it to a pink plug?" ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the resume that Su Kejie put back on the shredder was swallowed in half.

Seeing this situation, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie looked at each other, and they all had hellish expressions.

Immediately after, Su Kejie tried to say to the shredder: "Then I'll buy you a pink dust cover!" ”

After finding that the shredder was motionless, Pang Xiaobai immediately patted Su Kejie on the shoulder:

"What kind of dust is protected from, and what kind of cover is covered? Pay attention to the question, you!

Didn't you hear what Mo Fei said, this is a delicate girl, and a dust cover? Bought it for your grandmother? Aren't you happy not to see the shredder? ”

"Then you come." Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly.

"I'll come, I'll come!"

After speaking, Pang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes and said to the shredder: "Little Shatter, don't listen to him, he is a straight man who doesn't understand anything, otherwise, he wouldn't have found a girlfriend until now." ”

In Su Kejie's cold gaze, Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly, waved his hand to Su Kejie silently, and then continued to say to the shredder: "In this way, I will give you another pink ...... Remote control, how? ”

After saying that, it was found that the shredder was still motionless.

At this moment, Pang Xiaobai was immediately embarrassed.

Ouyang Mofei smiled lightly in the back: "You men have written too many empty checks, and people are disappointed, and they don't believe your nonsense anymore." _o_m ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei looked up at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie: "I said you, hurry up and show some sincerity, take advantage of the chance to redeem, don't be really completely disappointed, then it's over!" ”

Su Kejie said: "Sincerity? How else can there be sincerity? Could it be that we want to confess to a shredder? ”

"Wait!" Pang Xiaobai squinted, "Confession? I get it! ”

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai stood up and said to the shredder: "Ah, shredder, my sweetheart, my shredded!" You are so intellectually elegant, beautiful and capable, me. (This chapter is not finished!) )

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I can't take it anymore, I have to say three words to you - I love you! ”

As soon as he finished saying this, he saw the shredder suddenly work, swallowing the resume and shredding it in one go.

"Oh yes!" Pang Xiaobai clenched his fist and glanced at Su Kejie.

Su Kejie's eyes lit up, and he quickly stood up and sent another resume to the shredder, and then said to the shredder: "Little shredded, the weight you have in my heart is three hundred grams!" ”

Speaking of this, he found that the shredder was motionless, and Pang Xiaobai next to him immediately stared at Su Kejie without saying a word.

Su Kejie blinked, and hurriedly followed: "Because the weight of my heart is three hundred grams, your weight is three hundred grams, which means that you occupy all my heart!" ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the shredder swallowed the resume again, and Su Kejie, who was reading it, couldn't help but clench his fists and sent a resume again.

Pang Xiaobai simply hugged the shredder: "Oh, shredded, my sweetheart, your white *** tender blowing bomb can be broken shell, delicate and smooth to the touch!" The sticker on your chest shows your unique taste and childlike heart! ”

Looking at the shredder that swallowed resumes continuously, Pang Xiaobai said again: "Ah! The fresh aroma of ink comes from your mouth, I can't help it anymore, I want to kiss you and hug you! ”

After speaking, Pang Xiaobai hugged the shredder and kissed the shredder constantly.

Just when Pang Xiaobai was holding the shredder and kissing constantly, Jin Ruoyu suddenly walked in from outside.

Seeing Pang Xiaobai's perverted appearance of holding a shredder and constantly kissing, Jin Ruoyu was stunned.

At this time, Pang Xiaobai hadn't discovered Jin Ruoyu yet, and continued to kiss the paper shredder while saying swords:

"Busy, North Nose! Come on, smash! Love you alone ......"

As soon as he said this, Su Kejie, who had already discovered Jin Ruoyu, couldn't help but drag Pang Xiaobai, who was still complaining, with his hand.

Pang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, looked at Su Kejie, and then followed Su Kejie's line of sight, only to find that it was Jin Ruoyu who came.

After looking up at Jin Ruoyu for three seconds, Pang Xiaobai suddenly let go of the shredder and stood up, pointing at Jin Ruoyu with one hand, but said to the shredder: "Ah! You are the fairy who walked out of the painting! ”

Su Kejie hurriedly put his resume on the shredder and answered: "You are an angel who fell into the world!" ”

Just when Jin Ruoyu's eyes widened, Pang Xiaobai followed and said to Jin Ruoyu: "Everyone is crazy for you, crazy for you!" ”

Su Kejie answered: "Smash the big wall for you!" ”

Jin Ruoyu looked at Pang Xiaobai, then at Su Kejie, and then at the shredder that kept swallowing resumes. _o_m

"Kneel down and say it will be better!"

Upon hearing this, Su Kejie blinked: "If you are so funny, I don't know what you are talking about." ”

Pang Xiaobai immediately knelt down on one knee in front of Jin Ruoyu: "For the person I like, I can give everything, even if there is water in my knees!" ”

Su Kejie put a resume on the shredder again, and then knelt down on Jin Ruoyu's knees: "For the person I like, I can pay more, even if both knees are watery!" ”

Just when Jin Ruoyu's eyes widened again, Ouyang Mofei behind him said with a smile: "Sure enough, it is necessary to double the water to double the harvest!" ”。

191 I will kiss thee and hug thee.