"I said, husband, can you stop going around in circles like a donkey pulling a mill! I'm dizzy! Bah! ”

After hearing this familiar voice, Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes and saw it, and immediately stunned again.

Because he found that he was wearing the official uniform of an ancient petty official and standing outside an ancient city wall.

Turning his head again, he saw Ouyang Mofei dressed as an ancient woman, standing impatiently and eating melon seeds.

What she just said was the sound of her vigorously spitting out the skin of melon seeds.

"What's the situation? Am I crossing again? ”

As soon as he thought of this, he found that the costume version of Ouyang Mofei spit out a mouthful of melon seed skin, squinted at Hu Qiang, and said loudly with an impatient face:

"What do you see? Look at your cowardice!

Why don't you invite the emperor to dinner?

Do you sigh all day long, and keep going around in circles in a panic?

Don't wander around, it's annoying to watch! ”

Hu Qiang blinked, and before he could figure out what the situation was, he suddenly looked like he was in a trance, and then said automatically:

"Oh, madam, be quiet, what emperor ...... What, it's going to be called holy! Talking so loudly, aren't you afraid of losing your head? ”

As soon as the words fell, the costume version of Ouyang Mofei immediately said loudly without care:

"What, if you nag two words, you will lose your head? Can he keep the reputation of the emperor? You can't be scolded to death? ”

Hu Qiang hurriedly persuaded: "Be quiet, don't shout!"

Oh, ma'am, since ancient times, you have been with you like a tiger.

Do you think, why did the Holy One suddenly invite us to dinner by name? It doesn't make sense at all!

So how do you look at it, this is all a Hongmen feast, and I guess I'm definitely going to finish playing. ”

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang took out a letter from his arms: "Madam, you can take this." ”

The costume version of Ouyang Mofei spit out a mouthful of melon seed skin again and took the letter: "What is this?" ”

Hu Qiang said: "Madam, last night, I wrote a suicide note overnight, after I die, all the property will belong to you, you can take my inheritance, and then go to a good family, you don't have to be a widow for me." ”

Ouyang Mofei frowned and tore up the letter resolutely.

Hu Qiang was shocked: "Hey, madam, what are you doing?" ”

Ouyang Mofei casually threw away the torn letter, and then said impatiently to Hu Qiang:

"The surname is Hu, do you think the black gauze hat on your head is too small, and you have to put a hat on you again?

Besides, you don't look at your own virtues!

Kill you a nine-rank sesame official, can the emperor use the Hongmen banquet? ”

Hu Qiang immediately looked serious: "Hey, madam, we agreed before, in a public place, not in front of people to discuss the size of my official position." ”

Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows, looked back and forth, and said loudly: "In front of people? Is there anyone else in this? ”

As soon as the words fell, a group of red-clothed soldiers standing guard behind them collectively turned their heads to look at Ouyang Mofei.

Hu Qiang hurriedly turned around and clasped his fists at the group of soldiers, and when the group of soldiers turned their heads again, he said to Ouyang Mofei:

"Oh, madam, stop and stop, this is not as good as the Yamen, it is the gate of the palace! Arrange the Holy Lords casually, and it will be troublesome if it is heard. ”

"What's the big deal." Ouyang Mofei said, "What's wrong with the gate of the palace, isn't it just a group of people watching the gate, and they don't let people speak?" Lang Lang Qiankun, don't let people speak, do you still learn from King Zhou Li, and you can't succeed in the road? ”

Hu Qiang sighed: "By the way, madam, do you know, since I knew that the emperor Lao'er, no, since I knew that the Holy Lord was going to invite us to dinner, I have been having nightmares every night recently."

I once dreamed of myself, working in a messy room, and what else is that room called, the office! ”

"Office?" The costume version of Ouyang Mofei frowned, and then immediately said impatiently, "Isn't that the Yamen?" Fool me with fewer new words! Really, when I can't read? ”

Hu Qiang said: "No, you listen to me carefully." ”

"Okay, you say." Ouyang Mofei continued to swallow melon seeds and said, "Let's see what flowers you can name." ”

Hu Qiang put up a hand behind his back and said with a long sigh: "In that place called the office, there is also a woman who looks exactly like you, she has nothing to do all day long and endlessly slaps me, I can't wait to ......"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang suddenly shut up, turned his head and looked at Ouyang Mofei, who was looking at him with a blank expression.

After blinking, Hu Qiang hurriedly hugged her shoulders and smiled: "Madam, don't get me wrong, the one in the dream is a bad woman, she is maliciously scolding me, unlike you, I know that you hate iron and steel, you have always cared about me in your heart, right?" ”

Ouyang Mofei hurriedly pushed Hu Qiang away with a look of disgust: "Go, go, who cares about you?" I wish you had lost your head quickly, so I could hurry up and remarry! ”

"Oh ma'am, don't be angry." Hu Qiang continued to smile and persuade, "It's all said that it's a dream, it's just a dream." ”

"Humph!" Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips, "I think about it day and night, I see that you just dislike me, and you want to take the opportunity to divorce me, so that you can find other female vixens!" ”

"That can't be!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "How can other women look as good as you?"

Anyway, in my eyes, other women are not as young as you, not as beautiful as you, and not as white as you......

Well, no, I mean, I don't dislike anyone, and I don't dare to dislike you, madam!

How dare I divorce you?

This is not to eat with the saint, I am afraid that if something happens to me, I don't want you to follow me as a widow, so I gave you the letter of resignation in advance, I don't want to affect you, this was torn up by you. ”

"Humph!" Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips slightly, then put on a straight face again, and said while swallowing melon seeds.

"Who knows what you think, you'll coax me with earthy witticisms!

I look at you, this mouth can still be used all over the body!

I really regret it, I was blind at the beginning, and I fell in love with you such a wreck! ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Hu Qiang continued to smile, "Madame, I will work hard to be a good young and promising official in the future!" ”

"Whew!" Ouyang Mofei immediately spat the melon seed skin on the ground, "You're still young and promising, is that the word to describe you?" ”

Hu Qiang blinked, and just wanted to say something, when he suddenly saw a group of people running over.

"My lord, here we are!"

Hu Qiang turned his head and looked at it, stunned again, because he found that he was familiar with the people who came over.

Isn't this Su Kejie, Jin Ruoyu, Sha Lele and Pang Xiaobai?

It's just that these people are dressed as ancient people at this time, and they can't see any modern style at all.

"You, you ......" Hu Qiang's mind flickered again, "Why did you come?" ”

Hearing this, Su Kejie, who was dressed as an ancient master, suddenly opened the folding fan, and then said calmly while fanning the fan:

"My lord, as a master, I have endless wanted notices every day, and this morning, the Criminal Department temporarily added work to me, and it's good to be able to rush over now."

Hu Qiang shook his head and looked at Jin Ruoyu, who was holding a wooden basin and dressed as an ancient simple version of a maidservant: "If you are foolish, Master Su is entangled in official business, what is the matter with you?" Why is it so late? ”

Jin Ruoyu said with a look of resentment: "I have to wash the clothes of those adults every day, so old, the old ones are not washed well, and the new ones are coming again, no matter how you wash them, you can't wash them all!" I'm so busy, it's good to be able to come over at this time. ”

Hu Qiang shook his head again and looked at Sha Lele, who was dressed as a housekeeper: "What about you, Xiaosha?" Also, why do you stink so much? ”

Sha Lele, who was dressed as a family member, said loudly: "Master, the military department temporarily asked me to go to the horse farm to pick up horse manure, I just finished picking it up, and I immediately ran over, fortunately I can catch up, hehehe." ”

Hu Qiang sighed, didn't even shake his head, and looked directly at the last Pang Xiaobai dressed as an ancient butcher.

Finding Hu Qiang looking at him, Pang Xiaobai immediately raised a piece of pork that he was holding in each hand: "My lord, as a butcher in the Yamen, I have to kill eighty pigs every day, you see, there is still a bunch of pork here that has not been delivered!" ”

Hu Qiang sighed heavily: "It seems that it is not easy for everyone, it is really hard to be so busy every day, and to take time out of your busy schedule to eat." ”

Everyone nodded together, seemingly agreeing with Hu Qiang's words.

At this moment, a father-in-law suddenly walked out and shouted at Hu Qiang and others: "Are there all the people?" ”

Hu Qiang turned his head and looked at it, stunned again.

Because he found out that this father-in-law was actually an acquaintance, and it turned out to be Lannie Fu!

"Hello Grandpa Fu!" Master Su put away the folding fan first, and bowed to his fist, "Father-in-law Fu is auspicious!" ”

Only then did Hu Qiang understand that he was not Lannie Fu, but Fu Gonggong.

At this time, Gonggong Fu nodded to Master Su steadily, and after looking at everyone again, he said coldly: "Since everyone is together, follow me into the palace to see you, the emperor is waiting for you!" ”

After speaking, Gonggong Fu turned around with a wave of floating dust, twisted his buttocks and waist, and walked towards the city gate with a bewitching posture.

Everyone looked at each other for a while, and hurriedly followed, no longer daring to mess around.

Hu Qiang is the same, surrounded by everyone, and the lake and the lake go forward, like a dream.

After a while, Hu Qiang and the others were introduced into a large hall by Gonggong Fu.

When they came in, everyone listened to Grandpa Fu's instructions and kept their heads down, and then as soon as they arrived at the place, Grandpa Fu asked them to kowtow to the saint.

Everyone had to kneel on the ground together.

Then Hu Qiang, who was kneeling at the front, suddenly said: "Your Majesty, the minister, the Ministry of Industry, it has nothing to do with the overall situation, just a small division, Hu Qiang, the minister of the Department of Urgent and Broken Things, and the Minister of Miscellaneous and Small Matters, together with all the members of the department, are here to go to the banquet, and any bad things can be handed over to us!" ”

As soon as he said this, everyone behind him said together: "Affair loves to shake off!" ”

Hu Qiang continued: "Your Majesty, we will take anything bad seriously!" ”

Everyone in the back said together again: "Gewu Ao Pot!" ”

Hu Qiang said again: "Long live Your Majesty!" ”

"Hooray!" Everyone suddenly shouted in a heaval manner.

At this time, a familiar voice said: "Flat!" ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Let's talk together.

After that, Hu Qiang raised his head and was immediately surprised.

Because he found that the emperor Lao'er, who was sitting on the dragon chair and wearing a dragon robe, was actually ...... Tang Haixing?

Just when Hu Qiang was stunned, he sat on the dragon chair and hugged the emperor left and right, no, Tang Haixing, waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay, since you're here, let's start quickly, let's start early, let's finish early!" ”

After speaking, Tang Haixing stopped caring about Hu Qiang and the others, and continued to play with the three concubines beside him.

Gonggong Fu next to him bent down to Tang Haixing with a flattering face: "Yes, Your Majesty." ”

After speaking, Gonggong Fu straightened his waist, immediately turned into a cold face, and said to Hu Qiang and the others who were still kneeling on the ground: "Didn't you listen to what Your Majesty said?" Hurry up and get up! ”

Hu Qiang stood up at this time, and then divided into two rows to stand on both sides.

Immediately afterwards, a group of little eunuchs came in, moving tables and moving stools, and quickly arranged the tables and chairs.

After the little eunuchs retreated, Gonggong Fu waved the dust: "Why are you stunned, just sit down!" ”

Hu Qiang and the others looked at each other, and then bowed and clenched their fists together at Tang Haixing, who was still playing with the three concubines: "Thank you, Your Majesty!" ”

After shouting this, everyone sat in two rows.

Next, a group of palace maids walked in with delicious food and wine, and they all placed the food on the table in front of everyone.

Looking at the wine and food on the table, except for Hu Qiang, who was still frowning and always felt that something was wrong, everyone else was surprised, and they were obviously happy for the wine and food given by the emperor in front of them.

Just when all the palace maids withdrew and closed the door smoothly, Tang Haixing, who was sitting on the dragon chair, suddenly frowned, and his nose shook a few times and said:

"Huh? Why do I smell a strange smell?

Could it be that the concubine has developed a new type of perfume with a strange taste?

Concubine Excited?

Concubine Li?

Princess? ”

After seeing the three concubines around him shaking their heads, Tang Haixing, who was dressed as the emperor, frowned again: "None of you are either, so where does this strange smell come from?" ”

At this moment, Gonggong Fu beside him bent down and whispered: "Back to the emperor, the strange smell you smell is the smell of the group of people in the Ministry of Industry, who have nothing to do with the overall situation, the small department, the urgent affairs, the miscellaneous affairs, and the small matter handling department." ”

Tang Haixing frowned: "What is the work, what is the ministry?" Why is the name so long? ”

Grandpa Fu hurriedly said again: "Your Majesty, is it ...... Abbreviation, it's called the Broken Affair Department! ”

"Broken Things?" Tang Haixing frowned at Gonggong Fu, "Do I still have this kind of department under my subordinates?" ”

Fu Gonggong smiled and nodded: "That's not what I said." ”

Tang Haixing sighed and shook his head gently.

Seeing Tang Haixing like this, Gonggong Fu squinted: "I understand, what Your Majesty means ......"

Speaking of this, Fu Gonggong slashed his hand on his neck, meaning to kill them all.

Seeing this scene, all the people in the Broken Affairs Department sitting below, except for Hu Qiang, who was frowning, collectively leaned back tactically, and all showed a frightened expression.

"Hey!" Tang Haixing suddenly waved his hand and said in an authentic Henan dialect, "I have just inherited the unification, and it is when I rule the world with benevolence and virtue, it is not appropriate to cut people at every turn. ”

Upon hearing this, everyone in the Demolition Department collectively breathed a sigh of relief.

But Tang Haixing, who was on the dragon chair, said again at this time: "However, the subordinates of the former emperor are indeed a little old, and their ability is not enough, so they should indeed eliminate a batch." ”

Hearing this, everyone in the Broken Affairs Department became nervous again.

Looking at the nervous look of the people below, Tang Haixing raised his chin and smiled slightly:

"Meaning, look at you guys!

Don't be nervous, don't be afraid, don't talk about business today, the important thing is to eat and get to know everyone! ”

After speaking, Tang Haixing put down the hand holding the concubine, picked up the fast son and said to the people of the Ministry of Urgency: "Come, take the fast son, all chatter, don't be polite!" ”

After saying this, Tang Haixing took the initiative to pick up a quick dish on the table in front of him and put it into his mouth.

Seeing Tang Haixing's style, everyone in the Ministry of Forced Affairs picked up the fast son and carefully ate the vegetables.

Suddenly, Hu Qiangmeng, who had been frowning and meditating, noticed that the instep of his left foot had been kicked.

When he turned his head, he saw Ouyang Mofei beside him holding a bowl, squeezing his eyebrows at him.

Seeing that Hu Qiang was still in a daze, Ouyang Mofei suddenly posted it and whispered:

"Husband, you are stupid!

The emperor Lao'er invited a treat, and he ate quickly, but you didn't move.

is so faceless, is it because I am impatient to live, do you want me to remarry as soon as possible?

Hurry up and take the bowl and eat it quickly! ”

After hearing these words, Hu Qiang, who was still stunned by all this, nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, what Mrs. said is." ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang hurriedly picked up the bowl in front of him and drank the soup with a sigh.

Well, it tastes good, it's actually black chicken soup.

But strangely, why is this smell so familiar?

Like where have you drunk it before?

Wait, Angelica wolfberry black chicken soup?