Just when Hu Qiang began to doubt his life because of a mouthful of chicken soup.

Tang Haixing, who was sitting on the dragon chair and wearing a dragon robe, put down his fast son at this time and looked at Hu Qiang.

"Ah, who is that, you department, what do you usually get here?"

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, subconsciously put down the bowl, and hugged Tang Haixing with a smile and said:

"Minister, Hu Qiang, return to Your Majesty! The work of the Broken Matters Department is to do everything, cleaning the room, washing clothes, repairing the roof, and connecting the pipes. ”

"Oh." Tang Haixing nodded, "Then what are you usually doing as a minister?" ”

Hu Qiang smiled apologetically again: "Back to Your Majesty, the minister usually hangs a plaque on the wall of the lake and the lake, by the way, the plaque on the wall behind you is hung by the minister himself." ”

Tang Haixing looked back at the "chew and swallow slowly" plaque behind him, and then turned around and said, "Oh, this is what you hung?" ”

"Yes, it's the minister who hung it." Hu Qiang smiled and nodded, "Isn't it good?" ”

Tang Haixing said expressionlessly: "But why do I think this plaque is a little crooked?" ”

Hu Qiang was stunned: "Crooked? No? ”

Tang Haixing looked at the others who were eating and drinking: "What do you think?" Crooked or not? ”

The other people who were taking the opportunity to eat and drink were stunned, looked at the plaque together, and looked at each other again, but no one spoke.

At this time, the grandfather Fu turned his head to look at the plaque, and immediately said: "Yo, when the emperor said this, the minister also felt that this plaque was indeed a little crooked." ”

Hu Qiang hurriedly clasped his fists and saluted: "Back to Your Majesty, the minister has hung a plaque for many years and has rich experience, you can rest assured, this plaque will definitely not be crooked!" ”

Tang Haixing's face was determined: "Then you mean, I am wrong?" ”

Hu Qiang was stunned: "No, no, don't dare, but the minister ......"

"That's it!" Tang Haixing continued to say with a determined face, "Come on, drag it out, fry it!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the door was suddenly pushed open, and three fierce red-clothed soldiers walked in from the outside, and the leader of the leader was still a little familiar, it was actually ...... Sister?

Just when Hu Qiang was stunned, the two soldiers grabbed one of Hu Qiang's arms and pulled Hu Qiang out.

Only then did Hu Qiang come back to his senses and shouted: "Your Majesty doesn't want it!" ”

The costume version of Ouyang Mofei also immediately put down the fast son, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop it: "Let go!" Don't pull my husband! ”

Immediately afterwards, finding that he couldn't pull it away, Ouyang Mofei yelled at Tang Haixing angrily: "Faint Jun! Do you want to refer to a deer as a horse? Aren't you afraid that the world will die in your hands? ”

"Bold!" Gonggong Fu hurriedly pinched his orchid finger and pointed at Ouyang Mofei, "You dare to speak wildly to Your Majesty, this is a big disrespect, come here!" ”

"Hey!" Tang Haixing suddenly waved his hand and interrupted Gonggong Fu's words.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing looked at Ouyang Mofei with a serious face and said:

"I don't mean to refer to the deer as a horse and confuse the public, I just want to see if Hu Qiang can be used by me, whether he can listen to me, and understand what I mean.

Only if you can understand my words and understand what I mean, can you be an errand under me.

It's a pity, this Hu Qiang obviously doesn't understand my words, and he doesn't understand what I mean.

For such a person who doesn't know how to figure out what to want, what's the use of keeping it, of course, I have to fire it early! ”

Ouyang Mofei hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed one of Hu Qiang's arms and said, "No matter what, I have a husband and wife with Hu Qiang, if you want to fire him, even me will fry him!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei was like a fried kitten, constantly scratching at the two soldiers who were holding Hu Qiang: "You let go, let him go!" My husband and I are born together, and we are dead together! ”

"Madame!" Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei helplessly, "Why bother? Why bother? Don't do this, don't do this. ”

At this moment, Tang Haixing looked surprised and said with a smile: "Yi, you little Nier, you have such a special temperament, but it is completely different from the other concubines in the palace, interesting." ”

Ouyang Mofei hugged one of Hu Qiang's arms tightly and shouted at Tang Haixing: "The world is uneven, you don't want to level the world, just think about the harem concubine, faint king!" Faint! ”

Tang Haixing raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "What did you call me just now?" Husband? Still calling twice in a row? ”

"What?" Ouyang Mofei looked surprised.

"Okay." Tang Haixing turned his head and said to Fu Gong, "Since she is so sincere, she is called my husband, so let's include this little Nier in the harem, give the name, Concubine Mo!" ”

"Yes." Gonggong Fu smiled and nodded to Tang Haixing, then turned his head to look at the leader who looked like a dime a dime.

The leader waved his hand, and two more soldiers rushed in, directly pulling Ouyang Murphy away.

"What are you doing?" Ouyang Mofei kept struggling, "Let go, you let go!" Husband, I want to be with my husband! ”

"Madame!"

"Husband!"

"Madame!"

"Husband!"

……

Just when Hu Qiang and Ouyang Mofei shouted at each other, Tang Haixing buttoned his ears and frowned: "Why is it so noisy?" ”

Gonggong Fu hurriedly bent down and bowed his head: "Yes, it disturbed the emperor!" The ministers are worried about the emperor! ”

After speaking, Gonggong Fu turned his head to look at the two soldiers beside Ouyang Mofei who were still shouting: "You two, take this...... Concubine Mo, hurry up and pull it away, pay attention to proportion. ”

The two soldiers nodded, and then forcibly dragged Ouyang Mofei, who was still struggling and jumping to his feet, away.

As soon as Ouyang Mofei was dragged away, Hu Qiang immediately shouted to Tang Haixing: "The emperor doesn't want it!" Don't let us separate our husband and wife, don't dismiss me! ”

"Who said I'm going to get rid of you?" Tang Haixing said.

"Huh?" Hu Qiang blinked, "Didn't you say you were going to fire me just now?" Won't you fire me? ”

"Stir up, but firing you is not sacking you." Tang Haixing nodded, "I don't believe you look back." ”

Hu Qiang looked back and found that there was a super cauldron not far from the door, the kind that was really bigger than three or four bathtubs.

At this time, there was a firewood fire under the super cauldron, and the fat Director Wan was wearing the costume of an imperial chef, holding a super large shovel in both hands, and constantly stir-frying the peppers in the super cauldron.

"That's what you mean by firing me?" Hu Qiang subconsciously asked, "Don't you want to fry me?" ”

"That's right." Tang Haixing said, "You don't have any jokes, if you say to fry you, I'll fire you!" Come on, quickly pull Hu Qiang out and fry while it's hot! ”

As soon as he heard Tang Haixing, the emperor's words, the leader of the sister hugged Tang Haixing again, and then commanded the two soldiers to immediately forcibly tie Hu Qiang with a rope and drag him away directly.

Soon, Hu Qiang, who was tied up with five flowers, was pushed into the cauldron, and the hot Hu Qiang screamed.

"It's hot, it's hot!" Hu Qiang, who was pushed into the cauldron and mixed with chili peppers, immediately yelled, "Help, help!" ”

Director Wan of the Imperial Kitchen squatted down at this time, pinched Hu Qiang's face with a smile, and said in a Shaanxi dialect:

"Oh, it looks good on the surface, but it's a pity that when you touch it, this meat is still a little old.

It seems that the time has come to test the cooking skills! ”

Hu Qiang struggled for a while, and found that he couldn't break free of the rope on his body, and couldn't help but say: "No, just fry, do you have to tie it so professionally?" ”

Supervisor Wan said: "Exquisite and interesting plating is also part of cooking."

Come on, come on, don't be sad, smile!

If the mood of the ingredients is good, the dishes can be fragrant! ”

Hu Qiang looked at the pot full of red peppers: "What kind of dish are you going to make me?" ”

Director Wan stood up and said, "Don't you understand?" This is a strange thing from the Western Regions, called Spicy, which is characterized by being extremely spicy!

Recently, we are developing a new dish based on the characteristics of spicy seeds, called, Spicy Chicken!

Now I'm going to make your fresh ingredients into spicy chicken! ”

Hu Qiangyi frowned: "Spicy chicken? And there are no chickens in here, huh? ”

Supervisor Wan said: "Who said no, aren't you just a spicy chicken?" ”

Hu Qiang was stunned: "Homophonic stalks are not advocated!" Wait, why am I talking about homophonic memes? What does this mean? ”

"Come!" Director Wan took a pot of cooking wine, "Take a sip of cooking wine, improve the freshness of yourself, remove the fishy, and when you are fried, it will be more flavorful." ”

Hu Qiang looked at the cooking wine jug handed to his mouth, blinked and said, "I don't want to drink it now." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, a soldier next to him suddenly pulled out an embroidered spring knife and rested it next to Hu Qiang's neck for a gesture.

Hu Qiang immediately changed his mouth: "Suddenly I'm a little thirsty, I'll drink it." ”

After Hu Qiang drank the cooking wine, he suddenly frowned: "What does this smell like?" How does it feel sour and sweet? It can't be yogurt, right? Is this the taste of cooking wine? Hey, what is yogurt, why do I say yogurt? ”

Just when Hu Qiang was full of doubts, Director Wan had already picked up the cooking wine pot at this time and yelled at his subordinates: "Add firewood, heat up, and prepare to fry people, by the way, come here and add an egg!" ”

"Eggs?" Hu Qiang frowned again.

As soon as he finished saying the word egg, he saw a soldier take a super huge ostrich egg, and then hold one side of the ostrich egg with both hands and hover over Hu Qiang's head.

Immediately afterwards, the leader of the sister suddenly drew his knife and waved the knife at the ostrich egg: "Ha! ”

After a burst of knife slashing, the soldier holding the egg broke his hands and snorted, and the thick egg liquid flowed on the top of Hu Qiang's head, drenching Hu Qiang all over his head.

Then, Director Wan held a shovel and yelled: "It's fire!" ”

After speaking, Director Wan glared at Hu Qiang with a shovel in his hand.

"Don't, don't!"

After a loud roar, Hu Qiangmeng sat up, holding his head tightly with both hands: "Don't fire me, don't!" I don't want to be an ingredient! ”

But soon, Hu Qiang was stunned, put down his hand, and looked around.

Looking at the familiar big bed and bedroom, Hu Qiang blinked, and then let out a long sigh: "Scared me to death, it turned out to be a dream!" ”

When I touched my forehead, I found that my head was covered in sweat, and it was obvious that I was not scared lightly before.

"I'll just say, how can you suddenly travel to ancient times, and even if you travel to ancient times, the setting can't be so weird, it's completely child's play, if it's a dream, then everything makes sense."

After wiping the sweat with his arm again, Hu Qiang looked at the alarm clock at the bedside and found that it was already more than five o'clock in the morning, so he decided not to sleep anymore, but to take a shower first.

"I must have been too tired and nervous lately, and Lisa told me about the chairman inviting me to dinner, so I have this nightmare."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed again and kept comforting himself: "It's okay, take a bath, eat something delicious, everything will be fine!" ”