Chapter 359: The son-in-law also has to prepare a dowry

In the hall, the table was full of sumptuous meals, Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing were eating hot food in large gulps, while Sun Wukong was half-squatting on the stool, holding a pair of fast children to pick and choose and say that it was eating, but it was better to say that it was tasting.

Zhu Bajie, who was the most edible in the past, looked absent-minded at this time, and even the most active eating in the past was not active.

Tang Sanzang smiled at this scene, "Bajie, you better eat quickly, don't be hungry and thin." ”

"Haha, Master is really good at making fun of people, can this nerd be hungry and thin?" Sun Wukong on the side had already put down his fast son and covered his mouth and laughed, and Zhu Bajie waved his hand impatiently after seeing this: "Go, you plagued Bi Ma Wen, you know the taste of ecstasy in the night with a pair of jade arms." ”

Good guy, such explicit words came out of Zhu Bajie's mouth directly, which really fulfilled the sentence that a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth.

Tang Sanzang shook his head with a smile, and Sha Wujing lowered his head and was completely a dry rice person, but Sun Wukong was not angry, but laughed and said: "Yes, Lao Sun doesn't understand this woman, just you stupid understand, haha." ”

Although his fiery eyes didn't see anything, he still felt the familiar Buddha light at such a close distance, so Sun Wukong sneered and wanted to wait here to watch the play.

After the four masters and apprentices had eaten and drunk, they had to go back to the wing room to rest, after all, they had paid for food and accommodation today, so they were naturally at ease.

"Master, you go to rest first, the old pig goes to let the horses go, we can't just eat, the little white dragon is hungry."

Good guy, the first time Zhu Bajie behaved so positively, Sun Wukong laughed and teased directly, Sha Wujing still looked silent I am an obedient tool man, but Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes at this time, nodded with a smile and said: "Okay, then Bajie, you slow down." ”

After saying that, Tang Sanzang turned his head to look at Sun Wukong and said with a smile: "Wukong, if this Bajie has this idea to become rich, he can't lose face as a master as his master, as the saying goes, a son-in-law is not as good as a dog, since Bajie called me a master, the poor monk is the parent of Bajie, and this life event cannot be sloppy." ”

While speaking, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong rushed towards the wing, and Sha Wujing directly turned into an honest person and began to pack up dry food, after all, they gave more money at the beginning, and they wanted the other party to prepare some dry food.

At this time, on the way to the wing, Sun Wukong scratched his ears and laughed: "Master, what do you mean? ”

I saw Tang Sanzang nodding with a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance: "Since Bajie is going to be rich in the local area, how can he be a teacher who is rude for a few days and let Bajie be despised by others, this family is not a rich person, so the teacher wants Wukong to go to the Huaguo Mountain, get some spiritual fruits that are not in the mortal world as a dowry, and there are ......." ”

Tang Sanzang whispered and said with a smile in Sun Wukong's ear, and Sun Wukong listened well at first, but then he didn't know what he heard, and his eyes suddenly widened.

"Master, this!"

Seeing that the monkey was shocked, Tang Sanzang shook his head and sighed: "This family is rich, if it is an ordinary gold and silver silk brocade in the mortal world, I am afraid it will not be in the eyes." ”

"Bajie used to be the generalissimo of Tianpeng in Heavenly Court, and Wukong, you are also countless friends in Heavenly Court, as a teacher, I want you to go to Heavenly Court to ask for a bottle of immortal brew, and then Bajie will have a bright face as a son-in-law, and he will be able to raise his head in the future."

Good guy, Tang Sanzang looks like he is working hard for his own apprentices, and it is completely a mortal who feels sorry for his son and went to someone else's house to suffer as a son-in-law, this is a dowry to be married.

But Sun Wukong had a strange smile in his eyes, if he hadn't heard the second half of the sentence, he would have believed it, but at this time he nodded with a smile on his face.

"Master, don't worry, a somersault of 108,000 miles, you can go to the heavenly court with a cup of tea, Master, you can wait for a while."

In the moment after saying that, Sun Wukong flew towards the dark night sky with a somersault, and when he rushed out of the range of the Heavenly Dome Immortal's surveillance, Sun Wukong showed a sarcastic smile on his face, and an inconspicuous golden monkey hair turned into a streamer and flew towards the west.

Nantianmen.

A streamer flashed, and the four heavenly kings all showed a smile at this time, looked at the streamer coming from afar, and said with a smile: "Where is the Great Sage going?" ”

Sun Wukong appeared outside the Nantian Gate, looking at the Four Heavenly Kings, at this time he was no longer the existence that he once did not know the height of the sky, looking at the Four Heavenly Kings He smiled.

"The Four Heavenly Kings, you don't know, my old grandson Bao that Tang Sanzang learned scriptures from the West, when the four of us master and apprentice passed by a house, we met a widow's house, isn't this Bajie want to recruit a son-in-law, my master is worried about losing face, and Bajie will suffer at that time, so I want to put more effort into this dowry."

After hearing this, the four heavenly kings all showed strange smiles, Tianpeng, no! Zhu Bajie wants to be a son-in-law? Scripture taker Tang Sanzang to buy a dowry?

"Then I don't know how the Great Sage prepared this dowry?"

As soon as the Demon Lihai among the Four Heavenly Kings asked curiously, Sun Wukong directly said with a smile on his face: "It's not difficult, although this mortal is not short of gold and silver, nor is he short of silk brocade, my master ordered me to go to Huaguo Mountain to pick some spiritual fruits that are not in the mortal world, and then come to Heaven to ask for an altar of immortal wine as a dowry." ”

After hearing this, the four heavenly kings laughed and said: "Okay, so we won't stop the Great Sage, now that the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother and the hundred officials are all in Yaochi, the Great Sage can go by himself." ”

"So, thank you, thank you."

Sun Wukong laughed and jumped directly in the direction of the Yao Pond in the Heavenly Court

Yao Chi.

"My grandson visits the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother."

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in Yaochi waved their sleeves to collect the Haotian Mirror the moment the monkey came in, and the Xingjun and the immortal officials also showed their eyes, noses, noses, and hearts, and they all seemed to be participating in politics in Yaochi.

After looking at the monkeys that came in, the Jade Emperor suddenly smiled and said, "You monkey, don't protect that Tang Sanzang and go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, why do you come to my Heavenly Court?" ”

Looking at the Jade Emperor Sun Wukong, he was not afraid at all, but smiled and said: "Don't mention it, this is not that Bajie wants to be a son-in-law, my old grandson's master is too pedantic, and he actually pays attention to the sentence that the mortal son-in-law is afraid of suffering, and specially asked Lao Sun to ask for a few dowries that can be taken out." ”

In an instant, all the star monarchs and immortal officials in Yao Chi smiled when they heard this, this was indeed a joke that they had never heard for thousands of years.

However, the Jade Emperor was also happy to see this accompanying Sun Wukong to act, so he couldn't help but pretend to have a majestic and reproachful look, and shook his head directly: "You monkey head, your master will prepare a dowry for his apprentice, why are you coming to my heavenly court?" ”

After hearing this, Sun Wukong directly played the scoundrel and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, this mother's family, how can the girl's family not have a dowry." ”

"Bajie used to be the generalissimo of the heavenly court, this heavenly court is the mother's family, and the daughters who marry in this mortal world must accompany the dowry, is it difficult for this heavenly court to be the mother's family to watch the daughter marry barely?"

When he said this, Sun Wukong pinched his waist, looked at the Jade Emperor and said as a scoundrel: "If this is spread out, it won't be a joke, it's not falling into the heavens, and the Jade Emperor, your face." ”

After listening to these strong words, the immortals in the Yao Pond laughed directly, and the Jade Emperor was even more angry and laughed, shook his head and stroked his long beard and said with a smile: "Okay, you monkey head is a scoundrel, then what dowry are you going to let me prepare?" ”

Sun Wukong will suddenly smile when he sees this, and arch his hand: "The people who are looking for these Bajie are also rich and noble people in the mortal world, and they don't worry about gold and silver, and they don't worry about silk and brocade, so they want to come to heaven to ask for a pot of fairy wine, and my old grandson will go to Huaguo Mountain to pick some spiritual fruits and peaches, and then it will show the strength of his mother's family, so as not to become a son-in-law in the future and be looked down upon." ”

"Haha, okay, you monkey, I'll just take what you say for granted."

The Jade Emperor was made to cry and laugh by this scene, and even shook his head and waved his hand: "Come on, go and get a pot of imperial wine to give this monkey's head, lest this monkey chew the root of people's tongues behind his back in the future." ”

The immortals of the Heavenly Court held back their laughter one by one, they were completely watching a joke and a farce.

"Thank you, thank you Jade Emperor."

Sun Wukong's face was full of laughter, but the moment he lowered his head, he secretly sensed it with the Yuan Shen, and in an instant, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother raised their eyebrows, and they quietly converged.

It was empty and didn't feel anything, but under Sun Wukong's full smile, his heart was overturned, he was not the stupid monkey of five hundred years ago.

If he is strong, he should sense it, but now he can't sense anything, doesn't this prove that the gap is too big?

Really! I'm afraid the water in this heavenly court is very deep.

Sun Wukong's smile on his face did not show the slightest hint of hindsight, and almost no one noticed that he was secretly testing the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother just now, after all, this is the Heavenly Court.

And the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at the monkey meaningfully, and Sun Wukong shrank his neck obediently, and only then did he know that he was afraid.

If he came to the Buddha, he could feel the infinite mana, but now the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother he couldn't feel anything, if he didn't see it with his own eyes, he didn't believe that there was someone in front of him, which shows that the strength of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother is far beyond the Buddha!

After Sun Wukong secretly figured out and came to this conclusion, he was suddenly shocked in his heart, and then raised his head to look at the casual and peaceful smile of the Jade Emperor, as well as the look of the Queen Mother of Yaochi, and an embarrassed smile appeared on his face.

Looking at the maid of Yaochi holding the imperial wine served on the jade plate, Sun Wukong looked anxious and laughed again and again: "Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you Queen Mother." ”

At this moment, he was not stupid, he made it clear that he was like a monkey in the mortal world back then, playing monkeys to show others, he was the monkey, but the person who was playing him behind his back was hidden in the dark, he didn't know it now, and the audience watching was this god and Buddha.

Holding back the anger and unwillingness in his heart, Sun Wukong held a pot of imperial wine in his arms with a hippie smile, and nodded directly: "Thank you, thank you Jade Emperor, Lao Sun will say goodbye and say goodbye." ”

"You monkey, go ahead."

Under the words of the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong smiled like a pardon, and jumped out of the Yao Pond directly, and then a somersault cloud turned into a streamer and quickly headed towards the mortal world.

Mortal.

When he was lying in the side room and preparing to fall asleep, suddenly there was a knock on the door of the house, and Sha Wujing, who had packed his luggage, raised his head to take a look, then turned his head to Tang Sanzang, who was about to rest, folded his hands and said respectfully: "Master, senior brother is back." ”

I saw Sun Wukong's hippie smiling face, carrying a peach branch and jumping into the house.

Tang Sanzang looked at the peach tree branches on Sun Wukong's shoulders full of solid peaches, full of pink, flashing aura, not to mention, each immortal peach is the size of a plate, which needs to be eaten with two hands.

After seeing this immortal peach, Tang Sanzang suddenly showed a satisfied smile and nodded lightly, "Wukong is good, although this immortal peach can't be compared with the peach of the heavenly court, but it is also the immortal peach of the immortal family's holy land, mortals have eaten it, not to mention becoming an immortal on the ground, but it is not a problem to wash the essence and prolong life." ”

"Hehe, Master still has this."

I saw that Sun Wukong took out the exquisite wine pot hidden in his arms like a treasure, and there was a rich and fluttering aroma of wine, and suddenly Tang Sanzang showed a suspicious look.

Sun Wukong scratched his head and smiled, and slowly took out a wine bag from his arms again, "Master, it's not much, that's it." ”

Although there was very little wine in the wine bag, Tang Sanzang did not show dissatisfaction after seeing this, but nodded with a smile: "Yes, Wukong did a good job." ”

Ming Ming Court gave a pot of imperial wine, but at this time, this imperial wine was full, but Sun Wukong had an extra wine bag containing one-third of the imperial wine in his arms, and Tang Sanzang received it with a smile.

"Wujing, are you ready for the teacher?"

"Master, you're all set." I saw Sha Wujing respectfully take out three fruit bowls as white as jade from his luggage, and Tang Sanzang nodded with satisfaction after seeing this scene.

Then he personally picked the peaches that Sun Wukong took from Huaguo Mountain, and the huge and full peaches were neatly placed in the jade plate after they were picked.

After placing the three fruit plates, Tang Sanzang showed a satisfied smile, and after looking at the peach tree branches and more than a dozen immortal peaches, he suddenly said with a smile on his face: "This Bajie has gone out to let the horse go out for so long, he must be looking for the old woman, Wukong, Wujing, the two of you take the immortal peach and the Heavenly Court Immortal Brew to give Bajie and this family." ”

"Since Bajie wants to be this son-in-law, we can't lose face, let Bajie be looked down upon in the future, we must tell them in person that this is Xiantao and Xianjiu."

"Yes, Master." I saw Sha Wujing nodding respectfully, and directly picked up the jade plate with both hands, but Sun Wukong had a playful smile on his face.

"By the way, go and come back quickly, I still have important things to tell you for the teacher."

Seeing that the two apprentices were leaving, under Tang Sanzang's command, Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Okay, Master, you wait for a while, I will go back with Senior Brother Sha." ”

At this time, the eyes of all the immortals in the Heavenly Court were all here in Zhu Bajie, so they didn't find the situation here in Tang Sanzang, and even if they did, no one noticed anything, but they were all watching the play.