Under the illumination of two pairs of red lights, there was a different kind of light flashing in this hall, Zhu Bajie looked obscene and disordered at this time, and he licked a face behind his back and smiled: "Mother, you quickly get the three sisters out." ”

"Haha, if the master really said it, where are you going to let the horse go, you idiot."

At this time, Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing appeared directly and seemed to break through this embarrassing situation, Zhu Bajie looked embarrassed and waved his hand and shook his head again and again: "Brother Monkey, you can't say that, this woman is made of water and needs to be cared for, and she was cut off by the blackbird when she was in Gao Laozhuang, there will be no one else." ”

Widow Jia shook her head with a smile, looked at Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing who came in, and said with a smile: "Could it be that the two elders are also willing to be sons-in-law?" ”

While saying that, Widow Jia's eyes lit up, and Sha Wujing kept her head down since she came in, completely ignoring what was going on outside the window, and Sun Wukong immediately laughed when he saw this.

"Old Bodhisattva, don't be anxious, the four of us master and apprentice are willing to stay as sons-in-law of this surnamed Pig, but my old grandson's master said, it's a master and apprentice, Master, Master! is also a master and a father, this nerd wants to be a son-in-law, and as a master, he will naturally give a decent dowry, so as not to be looked down upon by your old Bodhisattva's family in the future. ”

Under Sun Wukong's teasing words, Widow Jia suddenly covered her mouth and chuckled, "Hey, hey, look at what you said, how can it, don't worry, my three daughters are all very virtuous." ”

Having said that, Sun Wukong signaled with a smile, only to see three plates of huge and full fairy peaches placed down, and a pot of immortal brew, looking at Widow Jia's puzzled gaze, the taciturn Sha Wujing actually spoke.

"My master said that since this surnamed pig is going to be a son-in-law, he naturally has to prepare a thick dowry, so as not to be looked down upon by people surnamed Zhu in the future.

Sha Wujing first pointed to the three plates of peaches, and then pointed to the pot of immortal brew, and the Hong Liang figure said honestly: "This is the immortal brew of the heavenly court, don't look at the surname pig is not very good-looking, but it used to be the generalissimo of the heavenly court, this is the immortal brew specially taken from the heavenly court." ”

"Okay, it's all immortal things, but it's really an old body that takes a big advantage."

Widow Jia was also real, and laughed heartily directly, Sun Wukong even laughed and stepped forward to pinch Zhu Bajie's ear, and said jokingly: "You idiot, Master and his old man are good for you, you see that you haven't prepared such a rich dowry, but you don't feel ashamed." ”

At this time, Zhu Bajie was embarrassed and ashamed, and the stinky monkey teased him again, but he pretended to smile, "Hehe, Brother Monkey, look at what you said, if you are reluctant, it is better to stay and be a companion with the old pig." ”

"Go, my grandson doesn't understand this." Sun Wukong waved his hand in disgust, and then beckoned Sha Wujing to retire.

Zhu Bajie, who was left alone, looked at Widow Jia at this time, with a lust in his eyes, and said with a smile: "Mother, do you think you can call the three sisters out." ”

At this time, Widow Jia looked at the pig's head with a smile, and smiled directly behind the screen: "True, love, mercy, come out quickly." ”

"Here comes my mother."

Under the crisp voice, I saw three flower-like girls slowly walking out from behind the screen with small steps.

Zhu Bajie looked at the three beauties and their eyes were already dull, and the corners of their mouths were drooling, and when they saw Widow Jia, they hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corners of their mouths, and said with a smile: "Mother, are you going to match that fairy with me?" ”

At this time, Widow Jia sighed with a sad look and said, "I'm also having a headache for this, if I match my eldest daughter with you, I'm afraid of the second daughter." If you match the second girl with you, I'm afraid of the third girl. I want to match the three girls with you, and I'm afraid of the big girl. So it's been a long time coming. ”

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie licked his face shamelessly and said shamelessly: "Mother, since you are afraid of the three fairy monsters, it is better to be with my old pig, so as to save the last noisy and messy family law." ”

Good guy, Zhu Bajie's shameless and greedy words directly made Widow Jia's eyes widen, he had never seen such a brazen person.

And at this time, in the Heavenly Court Yao Pond, after Zhu Bajie's words were said in Haotian, he immediately burst into laughter, and even the Jade Emperor squirted out of his mouth with a mouthful of wine, staring at Zhu Bajie in Haotian with big eyes, and exclaimed: "Is this really Tiancang?" ”

At this time, all the immortals in the Yao Pond held back their blushing faces and forced a smile, and even the corners of the Queen Mother's mouth, who usually did not smile, were slightly hooked without a trace at this time.

It can be seen how lethal this Zhu Bajie's words are, at this time, Zhu Bajie and the four bodhisattvas of the Western Spirit Mountain probably didn't expect that they would become a live broadcast under the teasing now, and they were stared at by the gods all over the sky.

Lower bound.

"How can this be true? You alone will not be able to take my three daughters! Widow Jia stared at her with wide eyes, and directly slammed it over, she thought that this Zhu Bajie was even more shameless, which was beyond everyone's expectations.

"What do you see my mother said, which man doesn't have three rooms and four concubines? Even if it's a few more, your son-in-law will laugh at it. When I was young, I also learned how to survive the battle on a couch, and I made him happy by serving him one by one. ”

Boy! After these shameless words came out of Zhu Bajie's mouth, Widow Jia stared at her even more, and her three daughters looked at Zhu Bajie in amazement.

"If you want to, the old pig won't dislike it."

What is the earth-shattering words, this Zhu Bajie didn't say anything, but looked at Widow Jia greedily, a mother and daughter, cough cough, he didn't mind.

Widow Jia took a deep breath, waved her hand directly, and said: "You don't want to talk nonsense again, in that case, I have a handkerchief here, you put it on your head, cover your face, hit a heavenly marriage, teach my daughter to walk past you, how about you stretch out your hand and grab that one and match that with you?" ”

Crashing into the sky?

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately grinned, and even walked to the side with a smile on his face and grabbed a fairy peach casually, took a sip, the juice splashed, and picked up the immortal brew on one side, and the moment he just poured it out, his eyes flashed with a suspicious look.

I saw Zhu Bajie holding up the wine glass with a smile on his face, the pig's nose sniffed, and a pair of eyes full of desire looked at the immortal brew in the wine glass, and suddenly exclaimed in his heart, there is something wrong with this heavenly immortal brew, it is not pure!

Suddenly, after Zhu Bajie thought that it was sent by a monkey, he suddenly rolled his eyes, stepped forward with a smile, licked his face and said with a shameless smile: "Mother, my son-in-law has toasted you." ”

This Zhu Bajie knelt directly in front of Widow Jia, looking like I want to be your son-in-law, and suddenly Widow Jia was shocked by the shamelessness of the person in front of her, but there was no flaw on her face, but she took the wine glass with a smile on her face.

Under the wafting of this rich immortal brew, Widow Jia also nodded with satisfaction after smelling this familiar taste, and drank it directly.

The immortal brew of the heavenly court is naturally worthy of their identity, and at the same time, Zhu Bajie filled the three wine glasses again, and the flattery on his face was presented to the three flower-like beauties.

"True, love, pity, don't look at me as an old pig and a rough man, but he is definitely a careful man, and he will never let you suffer in the future."

Zhu Bajie licked his face and could say anything shameless, but at this time, the three girls drank the immortal brew with a shyness on their faces, but there was a cold light in the depths of their eyes, and they seemed to decide that they must make each other look good later.

And under the greed on Zhu Bajie's face, he was also sneering in his heart, if he really thinks that the old pig is a fool, he really thinks that the old pig will be stupid when he plays with you, this immortal brew is not clear to others, but he is clear about this immortal brew who loves this immortal brew in heaven all the year round.

As soon as he smelled this nose, he could smell that there was something wrong with the wine, and he didn't know if it was the monkey who sprinkled monkey urine or something, but the old pig would definitely not fall for this.

"Alright, alright, this wine is also drunk, you take the handkerchief."

Widow Jia took out a big red and bright silk handkerchief from her arms, Zhu Bajie suddenly showed a greedy smile after hearing this, rubbed her hands and looked greedily at the third daughter and an old mother, and directly covered the big red silk handkerchief on her head and covered her eyes with a silver smile.

"Mother, please come out of the fairy sisters."

Zhu Bajie, who had just covered the red silk handkerchief, said impatiently, and Widow Jia's face turned cold the moment the other party covered it, and then smiled at the three daughters: "True, love, and mercy, they are all here to marry and match their son-in-law." ”

"Here we are."

After the three daughters shouted in unison with a shy look, they walked in broken steps.

Zhu Bajie, who was covered with a silk scarf, was suddenly shocked at this time, he didn't know what kind of treasure this silk scarf was, and it directly covered his six senses, and he only heard the rings around the waists of the women, and the fragrance of blue musk in the air.

But at this time, Zhu Bajie Yang pretended to be dizzy, greedily stretched out his hands and laughed: "I am here, I am here to love and pity the old pig." ”

Under this fleshy voice, I don't know how many immortals and gods are cold, and Zhu Bajie bumped into the heavenly marriage in front of the gods in the sky.

I saw Zhu Bajie staggering and reaching out to catch people, fluttering on both sides, and he couldn't hit the left or the right. Coming and going, I don't know how many women acted, looking like they were eager to catch one first.

Holding the stone pillar in the east, touching the bench and knocking down the wall in the west, under a lively busy work, Zhu Bajie was unstable, panting, stumbling, and falling to the point of swollen mouth and blue head. Sitting on the ground, panting and embarrassed: "Mother, your three daughters can't slip, the old pig really can't get any of them, what's wrong!" How! ”

When Widow Jia heard this, she came over with a smile on her face and directly lifted the big red silk scarf on Zhu Bajie's head, and teased: "Son-in-law, it's not that my daughter is obedient, it's that they are embarrassed to humble each other and refuse to recruit you." ”

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie not only did not feel a little disappointed, but licked his face and looked at Widow Jia greedily and said, "Mother, since they refuse to recruit me, it is better for you to recruit me." ”

Boy! After this Zhu Bajie really wanted to get one back, Widow Jia was even more laughed at the shameless anger of the other party.

"Good son-in-law, this is not big or small, even the mother-in-law wants it! My three daughters are the most ingenious, and he has a pearl brocade sweatshirt by himself. If you wear that, teach that one to recruit you. ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "Okay!" Good! Good! I'll show you all three of them as old pigs. If they are all dressed, they will all be recruited by the old pigs. ”

"I don't know if you have it, if you have it, the old pig can also wear it."

Good guy, this Zhu Bajie is really getting more and more shameless, Widow Jia is even more angry and shakes her head again and again, but the cold light in the depths of her eyes is constantly flickering, this Zhu Bajie is afraid that he can see something false and real, and this joke is a bit too much.

This difficulty is actually a warning, especially this Zhu Bajie is not firm in learning scriptures from the West, so they also deliberately want to teach this person a lesson, and Zhu Bajie is directly rotten, the old pig is this kind of person, what do you like.

At this time, in another side room, I saw that Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice were not only not sleeping, but were preparing something.

"Wukong, Wujing, there is something strange here, looking at the old woman today, I am afraid that it is either a demon or a monster, and then Wujing you are here to protect the teacher, Wukong, you quickly go to the Bajie and directly explore the reality here, and see what demon dares to transform into a human form and harm people here."

At this time, Tang Sanzang looked righteous and awe-inspiring, completely because he found that there was a problem here, and it was clear that the demons and monsters were going to harm people.

After hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, with my old grandson here, it will definitely be fine." ”

"By the way, at the request of the master, when the apprentice went to Heaven to borrow immortal wine, he happened to meet the Four Heavenly Kings, and it happened that my grandson and they had eaten wine and had some affection, so I invited the Four Heavenly Kings to come to help tonight."

After looking at Sun Wukong's appearance, Tang Sanzang immediately nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, Wukong should be careful in everything." ”

The master and apprentice glanced at each other and showed a playful smile, tonight's seasoned immortal brew is definitely enough for the other party to drink a pot, and it will definitely shock the Three Realms at that time.

At this time, in the hall, under the breath of red fire and candles, Zhu Bajie wore a pearl brocade sweatshirt that had become a rope that was getting closer and closer, and he began to cry out loudly in pain.

"Ouch, ouch, mother, this hurts, it hurts."

Zhu Bajie screamed in pain, and just as Widow Jia and the third daughter were about to say something with a sneer, Sun Wukong directly smashed the door with a Ruyi golden hoop stick and broke in.

"How daring! No wonder the master said that something was wrong here, and it really came true, and you were indeed transformed into demons to devour people here. ”

Sun Wukong, who broke in, directly shouted first, and Zhu Bajie, who was rolling on the ground on the side, screamed in pain: "Brother Monkey, you are here, come and rescue the old pig." ”

"You idiot, don't you know how to be that door-to-door son-in-law?"

Seeing that Sun Monkey was still teasing him, Zhu Bajie was so angry that he didn't fight, and shouted directly: "You plagued Bi Ma Wen, isn't this the old pig going deep into the tiger's den to let these four demons show their feet." ”

At this time, Widow Jia looked at Sun Wukong, and her face also showed a look of understanding, after all, it was indeed a little strange that this manor suddenly appeared here, and it was misunderstood that they were monster changes, but it didn't matter.

"Wukong, look at me and wait!"

When Widow Jia said this, Widow Jia's face changed in shock, her palm stroked her lower abdomen, and her abdomen cramped at this time, and the three daughters on the side, Zhenzhen, Ai Ai and Mercy, were just about to ask, and suddenly their colors changed.

I saw that the three women also stroked their lower abdomen, visible to the naked eye, the four women frowned in unbearable pain, and the belly was as big as a blow today. When touched with his hands, there seems to be a lump of flesh and blood, and he can't stop gurgling and moving, as if he is a little life in his stomach.

At this moment, the four girls changed color, and said angrily: "What did the immortal brew put just now? ”

Bang! At this time, under the huge roar, I saw that the doors and windows were shattered one after another, and the Four Heavenly Kings appeared proudly, "Great Sage, I'm here." ”

"The Four Heavenly Kings!"

After seeing the comer, the four girls exclaimed in unison, and Sun Wukong even pretended to be proud and shouted: "Monsters, you are so capable, you can hide from Lao Sun's fiery eyes, but even if you have vision, the Four Heavenly Kings are the rescuers moved by Lao Sun." ”

"The immortal brew you drink is naturally added to the water of the Zimu River, this time Lao Sun will see what other means you have."

At this time, Sun Wukong proudly held the Ruyi golden hoop stick, and behind him stood the majestic Four Heavenly Kings, and the four girls widened their eyes in horror at this time.

Play big!

At this time, all the immortals and gods in Yao Chi also stared at each other, and the Jade Emperor laughed and said, "This monkey is such a scoundrel, haha." ”