Chapter 362: The Bodhisattva Gives Birth

Just when Tang Sanzang thought that the difficulty of the Four Sages testing the Zen mind was over, he didn't know that it was beyond his imagination, and it was beyond the scope of his control.

Just when Tang Sanzang took Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing to loot the empty manor, and on the second day, he was looking for someone to plan to sell it for a good price, Tianpeng really followed the Four Heavenly Kings to Heavenly Court.

The Treasure Palace.

"Tianpeng, I heard that your master Tang Sanzang said that you are going to be the son-in-law of the door, and even came to my heavenly court to ask for a pot of immortal brew for you, why are you so embarrassed? Why don't you prepare for your marriage in the lower realm, why did you come to this heavenly court? ”

At this time, all the immortals in the hall stood in an orderly manner, and everyone maintained a majestic scene, but after the Jade Emperor's words, the majesty in everyone's eyes disappeared instantly, and there were only a pair of joking eyes.

The Jade Emperor of Haotian, who was sitting upright, was even more smiling, and the sheep pretended to be puzzled, and asked, as if to say that you are not busy with your own son-in-law, what is the reason why he has come to this heavenly court.

Looking at the Jade Emperor and countless immortal families, Zhu Bajie had no shame at all, but instead showed an aggrieved look and cried directly: "Your Majesty, you have to be the master of my old pig." ”

"The current demons and monsters in this nether realm are too presumptuous, even if they all have a big belly, they still want to get the old pig to take over, isn't this a deception, how can there be such a demon."

When he said this, Zhu Bajie wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes even more aggrievedly, and said: "As the saying goes, your Jade Emperor is the Jade Emperor who is in charge of the order of the Three Realms, and the old pig is also the former Marshal of Tianpeng, and the monsters of the Nether Realm are so presumptuous, doesn't this look down on Your Majesty." ”

"Please also ask Your Majesty to quickly send 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to exterminate this demon."

Zhu Bajie's words immediately provoked laughter in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the Jade Emperor of Haotian was even more angry at the other party's shameless way of hobbing the knife, pointing at the other party and saying angrily: "Okay, you Zhu Bajie, you still know that you used to be the generalissimo of the heavenly court, is it possible that you don't know that you are now enlightened by the Western Bodhisattva." ”

"You don't go to the Western Spiritual Mountain to find the Buddha, it's wrong for you to come to this heavenly court to play tricks."

At the time of this drama, a violent wind suddenly blew directly from the mortal world to the Nantian Gate, and under the screams of the four figures, they were directly blown to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall under the shocked eyes of countless immortals.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor and the immortals in the heavenly court in the main hall were stunned, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and the flax was caught.

I saw that the four figures were blown directly into this Lingxiao Treasure Hall by the strong wind, and they fell down with a scream, it was the widow Jia and the third daughter with a big belly.

Seeing this scene, Zhu Bajie reacted relatively quickly, and suddenly shouted in a loud voice: ", it's them, this old woman is my liar mother, and these three girls are the money-losers who fooled the old pig into the heavenly marriage." ”

"Look at it, look at the immortals, these three girls all have big bellies, even the old lady has a big belly, isn't this bullying the old pig, a sincere person, if it weren't for showing the horse's feet, the old pig would not be able to wash it when he jumped into the Yellow River in the future."

How loud Zhu Bajie's loud voice was, it simply echoed in the entire Lingxiao Hall, not to mention, the heavenly generals outside could hear it clearly.

And at this time, after the widow Jia and the third daughter landed, their faces were full of fear, and what was even more strange was that the change technique on their bodies began to fade, this scene was really caught off guard, even the Jade Emperor was stunned, this! Which one is your Western Buddhism?

Widow Jia showed her true face, which is the long-eared joyful bodhisattva of Western Buddhism, and the so-called three daughters of truthfulness, love, and mercy are the three bodhisattvas of Manjushri, Puxian and Lingji.

Good guys, all men, but at this time they all have big bellies, and now when they appear in the heavenly court, the faces of the four of them are hot and hot, and they can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it directly.

"Ouch! , this liar has turned into a bodhisattva again, vomit! Your Majesty, you have to call the shots for the old pig, gag! ”

Zhu Bajie's eyes rolled, and he suddenly sat on the ground like a shrew and played a scoundrel, crying with a loud voice.

From this point of view, I have to say that this Zhu Bajie's treacherousness, now he just wants to cover up and say that he doesn't know the identity of the Bodhisattva, and that this Bodhisattva is fake, which can be regarded as covering his ears and stealing the bell, it is this burst of retching, which is a bit excessive.

Zhu Bajie's appearance of you are fake, but the disgusting and retching scene suddenly made countless immortal monarchs grin one by one, but the depths of the Jade Emperor's eyes revealed a solemnity.

The gust of wind just now, ordinary immortals couldn't feel it, but he definitely felt it, and it didn't even notice that it blew directly into his Lingxiao Treasure Palace, which means that the means of the person who did it were very high.

And! At this time, the Jade Emperor of Haotian narrowed his eyes, this wind seemed to be blowing from the Xiliang Daughter Country on the way to the Western Heavens, then this would be interesting.

If you forcibly abort with mana, you will lose your vitality, but this fountain is the most perfect place.

"Ouch, damn it."

"Ouch, no, I'm about to give birth."

At this time, the four Bodhisattvas of Huanxi Bodhisattva and Manjushri, Fuxian and Lingji were sweating profusely, and their mana had been imprisoned, and what made them even more angry and panicked was that the doll in their stomachs was almost completely formed, and when the time came, this Bodhisattva would give birth to a child, and it would still be a man!

This is to laugh at the Three Realms.

"Your Majesty, you have to be the master of the old pig, how can there be such a thing in this world, the old pig's requirements are not high, they can not care about the matter of deceiving the old pig to take over, but the nine-thousand-year-old peach can't just be counted."

At this time, Zhu Bajie stepped forward and pounced, directly grabbing the legs of the long-eared Joy Bodhisattva, looking like Lao Tzu had fallen on you.

This scene makes the Jade Emperor also quite a headache, you say that you admit that these four people are the Bodhisattvas of the Western Lingshan, this is not a naked slap in the face of Western Buddhism, don't admit it, this is not talking nonsense with your eyes open!

Just when he was embarrassed, Zhu Bajie was obviously under the guise that these four Bodhisattvas gritted their teeth and didn't dare to admit it, to put it bluntly, they were slanderers.

There are more than a dozen ordinary rotten peaches in Huaguo Mountain, but in Zhu Bajie's mouth, they have become nine-thousand-year-old peaches, which is not a pit person.

"That canopy, this matter needs to be investigated."

The Jade Emperor shook his head and sighed, no problem, now he doesn't want to embarrass Western Buddhism, so he can only glance at the immortals, and suddenly the famous and capable immortals have lowered their heads one after another, looking at the nose and the nose and the heart.

At this time, the Haotian Jade Emperor also held his forehead with a headache, and then sighed: "Fellow immortals, there is anyone who is willing to investigate!" ”

When he said this, the Jade Emperor also paused, looking at Zhu Bajie's appearance of playing a scoundrel with his throat, he said helplessly: "But someone is willing to investigate this fraudulent marriage, no!" Cheating the dowry. ”

Good guy, after saying this, the Jade Emperor of Haotian felt weird, this Jade Emperor, the lord of the Three Realms Heavenly Court, actually wanted to get involved in such a marriage in the mortal world today, this can be said to be the establishment of the Heavenly Court since ancient times, the first time he was deceived by the dowry, at this time he secretly muttered, if Emperor Jun and Donghuang Taiyi knew, would he be so angry that he would jump out.

After Zhu Bajie below saw the Jade Emperor, he immediately squeezed out a few tears, and said: "Your Majesty, it has to be you, you have to find this dowry for the old pig." ”

Although it is a shame, compared with the nine-thousand-year-old peach, he has made a lot of money if he can pit one back, and he believes that these four Bodhisattvas absolutely want to block his mouth with this, which is the so-called hush money.

Zhu Bajie snorted secretly proudly in his heart, let you pit the old pig, this time it is interest.

However, just when the Jade Emperor was about to make this matter into a lake, the Buddha in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was magnificent, and everyone was dumbfounded in an instant, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and his heart began to drip blood.

And the Jade Emperor, who was about to handle the Hu Tu account, twitched the corners of his mouth at this time, looked at the stunned immortal family speechlessly, and raised his hand weakly and said, "Quickly go and summon the Buddha of Western Bliss." ”

Under the Buddha's great effort, accompanied by a cry of horror and pain, there was a scene where the Three Realms had given birth to a child for the first time in the history of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The long-eared Bodhisattva of Joy glared wide-eyed, watching the child with the flashing light of the Buddha suddenly born from his legs, at this time he stared wide-eyed, and finally roared in despair: "No! How could it be so fast! ”

Manjushri, Fuxian and Lingji were also confused, under the desolate voice of long-eared joy, their brains reacted, although they were still chaotic and confused, but they still felt it.

A third of their essence blood and spirit were directly withdrawn, and under the flashing light of the Buddha, it was directly from between their legs.

The only opening between the legs, uh! Born in the form of a Buddha's light relic, in the end, the immortal Buddha and the like must be different from mortals, and it actually directly passed through the clothes, and the golden relics flashing with the Buddha's light were in front of everyone's eyes, in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall! Directly transformed into four dolls flashing with Buddha light.

"Wow Wow ~ Wow Wow ~"

In an instant, this Lingxiao Treasure Hall became the scene of a large-scale car accident, the Jade Emperor was stunned, and the immortals were also stunned, why did they give birth to a baby so quickly? It seems that something is wrong with this scene.

However, the piercing doll cry resounded through the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and on weekdays, all of them were omnipotent Xingjun and Immortal Officials who were at a loss for what to do at this time, they were too caught off guard, it was the first time they had encountered this, how could this be?

For a while, all the star monarchs and immortal officials looked at the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor was also dumbfounded, this time he really looked at Tai Bai Xing in a panic, I have to say that it has to be this old slippery head.

Although Tai Bai Xing is also the first time to encounter this thing, but in the end, he is anxious and wise, as a courtesan of the Three Realms, he directly shook off the dust, showing a look of concern and anxiety, stepped forward and said in a loud voice: "Your Majesty, the old minister is guilty, he actually got drunk and remembered the wrong time, at this time it is not time for the court meeting, quickly help His Majesty to Yaochi, and the old minister personally wants to apologize to the mother." ”

Good guy, while this Tai Bai Xing said, he stepped forward to support the Jade Emperor, and although the Jade Emperor was also confused, but in the end he was also an old fritter for many years, and suddenly squinted his eyes and pretended to be drunk, and helped Tai Bai Xing to pretend to be drunk and said: "Taibai, I just said, I am really still drinking this immortal brew in Yaochi, why is it suddenly the time of the last dynasty, quickly help me to go to Yaochi, I am drunk, this immortal brew is too good." ”

Good guy, this large-scale pot dumping scene, it is clear that he just doesn't want to care about this bad thing, Nezha rolled his eyes at this time, and suddenly shouted: "Taibai, you help Your Majesty, Nezha will go to drive the dragon for Your Majesty." ”

Nezha was smart, and the others were not bad, so they hurriedly lowered their heads and called out urgently: "We are willing to escort Your Majesty." ”

Good guy, all the immortal monarchs of this Lingxiao Treasure Hall swarmed up one by one, and the Jade Emperor staggered and sat on the dragon chariot, and as a result, in addition to the immortal officials on duty, the Heavenly Court actually came to escort the Jade Emperor to Yaochi, and those who didn't know thought that there was going to be a war in the Three Realms, and going to Yaochi from Lingxiao Treasure Hall was like going to the west house of his own house, and as a result, this formation was really mighty.

I'm afraid that the ancient Heavenly Court Lord Emperor Jun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi have never enjoyed such treatment, and there are still so many immortal officials escorting them around their own homes, which is really majestic.

And Zhu Bajie is also dumbfounded, you all have to leave, how can the old pig's dowry come back?

Now with the birth of the four Bodhisattvas in the West, under the light of this sky-rushing Buddha, who would dare to open his eyes and say that nonsense is fake? Isn't this, and more importantly, it's none of your business.

"Woo, Your Majesty, you wait for the old pig, the old pig was also the generalissimo of Tianpeng who was in charge of the 100,000 water army of Tianhe, this dragon chariot went to Yaochi to pass by the Tianhe, this land is slippery, the old pig came to drive for His Majesty."

At this time, there is no doubt that his identity has been completely exposed, and it will be too much to rely on, Zhu Bajie is so shrewd, he directly got up and spread his feet and rushed towards the Jade Emperor's dragon chariot.

It's okay if it's not clear, but now that so many Heavenly Court Immortal Officials have to go through Tianhe from Lingxiao Treasure Hall to Yaochi? Isn't this, where is Tianhe? Where are the Yao Chi and the Lingxiao Treasure Palace? These eight poles can't be beaten, is this going around the heavenly court to go to Yaochi?

Obviously, you can reach Yaochi when you go out, but you have to go to Heavenly Court to go around, but who would have thought that all the immortals in this Heavenly Court are blind one by one, and this nonsense will come as soon as you open your mouth.

"Tianpeng, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and catch up with Your Majesty's dragon chariot."

"That is, if you delay the hour in Tianhe because of your neglect, it will be your sin."

Good guy, there is no honest person in the heavenly court, and everyone is talking nonsense with their eyes open.

In the empty Lingxiao Treasure Hall in a blink of an eye, the four Bodhisattvas of Huanxi, Manjushri, Fuxian and Lingji, who almost wanted to die under various emotions of grievance and shame, finally looked at the West Heaven with long ears and cried in despair: "Buddha! If you come to the Buddha, come and save the brother. ”

How desolate and desolate is this wail, their mana is sealed, and now after giving birth to a doll, his body is even weaker like a mortal, and he can only scream desolately.

Manjushri and Fuxian were even more angry and red, their eyes looked at the crying child in disbelief, the two of them rolled their eyes and fainted directly, Lingji Bodhisattva looked at the child he gave birth to with a dull gaze, and muttered at the corner of his mouth: "The poor monk's Da Luo!" The Great Luo Realm of the Poor Monk! ”

After cultivating for thousands of years, they finally achieved the realm of Daluo, and although their mana was sealed at this time, they could clearly feel that their Daluo realm had fallen, all because of the birth of a child.

At this time, the four bodhisattvas were aggrieved, but as long as they had a little mana, even if they lost a little vitality, they would directly destroy this flesh fetus with great mana in their womb.

Xie Yang Mountain.

At this time, a pair of indifferent eyes opened, looked at the heavenly court and sneered: "The territory of the deity is still so strong, and it is tired and crooked." ”

And a stunning figure of Xiliang's daughter country looked at Jiutian, but she covered her mouth and chuckled, and there was obviously a hint of banter in the corners of her eyes.

Obviously, the four Bodhisattvas of Huanxi, Manjushri, Fuxian and Lingji came to Jieyang Mountain to dissolve the flesh in the stomach with the Fetal Spring, so as not to hurt the slightest vitality, who would ever want to touch the hard stubble.

The fountain of abortion is like digestion, it does not affect anything, and without this, if the four bodhisattvas have mana, they will be forced directly with their own mana, just like a human abortion, and the vitality will be greatly damaged.

But I don't know who it is, and as a result, I gritted my teeth and wanted to have an abortion, so I gave birth to a doll directly, which is not much different from this abortion abortion.