Chapter 361: Heavenly Court sues the royal court for cheating on marriage
Mother and Son River!
At this moment, Widow Jia and the third daughter's face suddenly changed after hearing this, but at this time, the immortals in the Yao Pond were wide-eyed after hearing it, of course, there were also some scattered immortals who were not clear, and some people explained in a whisper at this time.
"This Zimu River is the river water condensed by a ray of creative light when Nuwa Niangniang created a human race when the human race was born during the ancient flood period, and the most magical place of this river is that no matter whether a man or a woman drinks it, he can give birth to a flesh fetus, which is said to be pregnant with Liujia."
Good guy, although this voice is small, but which one of the people present is not an immortal family, how can they not hear it, and the Jade Emperor and some immortal monarchs don't listen to what is happening outside the window as if they didn't hear it, but the corners of their eyes are full of smiles.
"If so, why? Why? ”
Someone raised doubts, a person who intercepted the sect during the god period, but the current star monarch sneered at this time, and muttered in a low voice: "You mean why the immortals don't drink it, right?" ”
It is extremely difficult for the immortals and gods to conceive children, and it is not a good thing to have this child and mother river.
Some scattered immortals didn't know why they showed curiosity, but those who understood secretly sneered, how can there be a free lunch in the world.
"The subtlety of this Zimu River is unavoidable even if it is a Da Luo Jin Immortal, it can be seen how strong Nuwa Niangniang's creative power is, of course, the most important thing is that this Zimu River, a mortal river, does not have a trace of aura but has such a mysterious ability, think about it."
"How can there be such a good thing in heaven and earth, but whoever drinks the water of the Zimu River to conceive a fetus, this is the art of creating life out of nothing, so the essence of the fetus is from the mother's body, you know, the stronger the stronger, this fetus must suck at least one-third of the mother's essence and blood, even Da Luo Jinxian can't escape this reason."
Good guy, after hearing this, a group of scattered immortals showed shocked expressions, and at this time they finally knew why this Zimu River Immortal was not used.
Mortals have to pay for the blood to drink the fetus, to put it bluntly, it consumes their own lifespan, and the immortals are cultivating, and the Da Luo Jin Immortal is pregnant with a fetus and cultivating a big fall, maybe they will fall out of the Da Luo Jin Fairyland, tsk, this price is too great.
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were even more reserved, holding up their wine glasses to hide their smiles, but their eyes were staring directly at the Haotian Mirror, this time Western Buddhism can be described as a big shame.
Lower bound.
At this time, Sun Wukong took the four heavenly kings to enter majestically, Zhu Bajie was tied to the ground and called out in embarrassment at this time, although he was a little embarrassed, but there was a fear in his eyes, damn it, this monkey was damaged, if he hadn't drunk the immortal wine of heaven all year round, I am afraid he would have been on the road.
"Ouch, this stomach hurts."
At this time, Widow Jia and her three daughters were holding their stomachs one after another, and their faces showed horror, this time it was really embarrassing.
"Youkai, don't show your original form quickly at this time."
Sun Wukong held the Ruyi golden hoop stick and shouted majestically, the righteous and awe-inspiring appearance seemed to be unaccustomed to seeing this harmful monster, but his heart was full of revenge, let you put a tight spell on Lao Sun, let you calculate Lao Sun, and let you treat Lao Sun as a monkey.
The Four Heavenly Kings also pretended to be at a loss, standing behind the monkeys, and shouted with their blades in their hands: "Monsters! I'm waiting for the Four Heavenly Kings to be here, and they haven't quickly appeared in their original form. ”
"Let's go!" At this time, Widow Jia was sweating profusely and glared angrily at the monkey and the Four Heavenly Kings who came to see the jokes, at this time he knew that at this time they could only leave quickly, and they could not show their true bodies in front of so many people, otherwise this face would really be lost.
"Hey."
At this time, the pity suddenly screamed, as if it was moving the fetus, and the abdomen was cramping, in fact, at this time, the fetus was just about to take shape, and it was rapidly absorbing their flesh and blood, which would cause this severe pain, and it would get better when it stabilized.
"Where to go!"
Mo Lihong shouted, and the mixed yuan bead umbrella in his palm was reluctantly opened, and instantly covered the heavenly dome, directly holding the radius of a hundred miles, and even more angrily shouted: "Demon, this Heavenly King's magic weapon is here, you don't want to escape." ”
Mo Liqing pinched the sword finger with one hand, and in an instant, a blue light flashed, and the rope on Zhu Bajie's body was cut directly, and a Qingyun sword suddenly appeared in his palm, pointing at the four girls majestically and shouting: "I'm waiting for the four heavenly kings to be here, and you haven't quickly appeared in their original form!" ”
At this time, a crisp pipa sound suddenly resounded in the heavens and the earth, and I saw Mo Lihai holding the pipa and revealing the masculinity of a man, shouting: "Demon, look at how you escape." ”
In an instant, the sound of the pipa continued to resound, and there was a feeling that the sky was spinning, and the purple gold flower fox marten in the palm of Mo Lishou instantly turned into the size of an elephant, and directly smashed the house, blocking the sky majestically, making a tiger pounce and attacking at any time.
At this time, the Four Heavenly Kings stood in four directions, which could be said to have completely blocked the retreat of this group of monsters, and Zhu Bajie, who had just untied the shackles, pretended to be angry, and the nine-toothed nail rake between his hands instantly appeared in his palm.
"Okay, you're a monster, four big-bellied mothers-in-law, I said how to recruit a son-in-law in such a hurry, and I wanted the old pig to take over for a long time, phew."
This Zhu Bajie is completely a hob meat, and nine times out of ten he voted for the wrong pig fetus is also inseparable from Buddhism, although he has no ability to retaliate, but he will never give up and ridicule when he seizes the opportunity at this time.
At this time, Zhu Bajie looked resentful and almost deceived, and he shouted with a nine-tooth nail rake in both hands: "Brother Monkey, the junior brother almost took over, you have to be angry with the old pig." ”
Zhu Bajie's aggrieved appearance made many immortals blush, and how many people couldn't help laughing.
"Look at the fight!"
Sun Wukong is also a quick temper, he will not let go easily when he seizes the opportunity, he picked up the Ruyi golden hoop stick and hit it, and Zhu Bajie on the side also took two mouthfuls of his palm, and put on a look of trying his best and pounced.
"straight lady thief mother-in-law, with a big belly, I want the old pig to take over, and the old pig has to teach you a good lesson today."
In an instant, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie fought, and the four heavenly kings also began to shoot, at this time, Widow Jia and the third daughter were bitter and couldn't speak, at this time, if they showed their true bodies, the misunderstanding would naturally be resolved, but they were also embarrassed and thrown to the Three Realms.
"Splash monkey! You're damned! ”
Widow Jia's eyes were red, holding her upright belly with one hand, and turning into the body of King Kong with the other hand, directly shaking the monkey's Ruyi golden hoop stick.
The three daughters who are true, loved, and pitiful are also aggrieved and at the same time, their faces are full of pain, holding their big belly with one hand, the cold sweat on their foreheads is swaying outward, you must know that they are all cultivated by Da Luo Jin Immortal, how long has it been since they sweated, I never thought that today I would actually move my vitality, and there were signs of mortal sweating.
"Demons! Quickly emerge in its original form. ”
"I'll let you let the old pig take over, phew."
The three girls faced the joint attack of the Four Heavenly Kings and Zhu Bajie, especially Zhu Bajie's broken mouth was simply inseparable from the two sentences of the plate and the big belly.
Zhu Bajie put on a face anyway, the old pig has become a joke in the Three Realms, break the jar and break it, catch you, none of us can think about it, the old pig has no ability to kill you to take revenge, but this time we must make you a joke in the Three Realms.
The four heavenly kings are all in the Taiyi Golden Immortal Perfection Realm of the Three Flowers Gathering and the Five Qi Dynasty, and the monkeys are also the Taiyi Golden Fairyland, the Zhu Bajie Golden Fairyland, and the Jia Widow and the three daughters are actually from the Da Luo Jin Fairyland, but they are aggrieved at this time.
The power of creation in this stomach frantically absorbed their mana, essence, blood and spirit, and for a while they had no Da Luo Jin Immortal cultivation, but at this time, they could only be embarrassed and unable to exert themselves.
", woo, my old pig was cheated by you, and I will return the dowry prepared by the old pig master."
"Thief mother-in-law, the old one has a big belly, and the three little ones also have a big belly, damn it! If you don't give the old pig an explanation today, the old pig will definitely sue the heavenly court and find the Jade Emperor to call the shots. ”
How much damage can Zhu Bajie's mouth have, at this time, Widow Jia and the third daughter have a deep understanding, and they just haven't stopped at all, and they keep talking.
Widow Jia was in a cold sweat, and with a painful hand to fight the monkey, she gritted her teeth and roared: "Get out!" ”
Sun Wukong also shouted viciously at this time: "Return my second junior brother's dowry!" ”
"Woo, Brother Monkey, the old pig is bitter in his heart, this dowry is a nine-thousand-year-old peach, I never thought it would be a group of monsters who cheat money and sex."
Zhu Bajie on the side can be said to dare to say anything, dare to take anything, for a while, Widow Jia and the three girls were so angry that their faces were extremely ugly.
What do they say? Could it be that he really showed his original form with a big belly? Then they are not killed by the jokes of the Three Realms.
Therefore, Widow Jia and the third girl gritted their teeth angrily, it was they who had already hated Heaven in their hearts, and there was something wrong with this immortal, it must be Heavenly Court secretly making trouble.
"Hold back, it's coming soon."
I have to say, it has to be Widow Jia, she is really a ruthless person, this sentence is directly said to the third daughter, and immediately this fetus will absorb enough essence blood and essence, and then the disordered mana can be restored.
Naturally stabilize and kill it directly, otherwise it's really embarrassing?
"Rush out."
Widow Jia and the third daughter gritted their teeth, and the four of them worked together, although their stomachs were in a mess at this time, but in the end, it was the essence of Da Luo Jinxian, and they directly roared, rushed out of a gap, and the four of them turned into streamers and rushed out.
Although the four heavenly kings were full of majesty, they also smiled secretly in their hearts, they knew that it was almost enough, it was really too much, no one would look good at that time, and besides, they were also under the banner of Sun Monkey inviting rescuers.
Although these ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties are almost divided, but the monkey moves the rescuers, you can't manage it in Western Buddhism.
", it's a cheat! Return the old pig's dowry! ”
Seeing that the four of them were fleeing with their heads bored, Zhu Bajie fell viciously into the sky with a nail rake, and instantly beat Widow Jia with a cloak and was embarrassed, and even left a handful of black hair directly on the rake.
"Stinky pig! You wait! ”
Before leaving, she was pitted by Zhu Bajie like this, and after Widow Jia glared at the other party with anger on her face, she turned into a streamer, and an old mother with a big belly and her three daughters with a big belly turned into a golden light and disappeared directly into the sky.
As the four girls with big bellies fled, the manor flashed and thundered in an instant, and the maids and subordinates in the courtyard turned into the trees themselves.
Looking at the scene that happened in the manor, the Four Heavenly Kings looked at Sun Wukong with a smile and nodded: "Great Sage, this demon has escaped far away, and I will leave." ”
Sun Wukong scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks with a smile on his face, this time he really breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately smiled and arched his hand: "Okay, today Lao Sun thanks the Four Heavenly Kings." ”
When I saw him today, I clearly saw that none of these four heavenly kings were weak in any of them, whether it was help or ability, they were all worthy of his admiration and gratitude.
Looking at the four heavenly kings who were leaving, the hob pig Bajie looked unabated, grabbed a handful of black hair from the nine-toothed nail rake, and said angrily: "No, the old pig wants to go to heaven to find the Jade Emperor, there is such a big mess in this mortal world, and he dares to deceive the old pig's peach and immortal brew, there is no way to say that this matter is over." ”
Zhu Bajie put on a look of not giving up, and the four heavenly kings who watched looked at each other and grinned, and everyone also knew that this old pig was a hob meat, and it was clear that he was a scoundrel to benefit, but this time it was self-defeating in Western Buddhism, and it was their business to settle it.
"In that case, you will follow my brothers to heaven on that day."
The Four Heavenly Kings laughed heartily and said, while Zhu Bajie shook his wide sleeved robe with an angry look, "Let's go, the Jade Emperor has to call the shots of the old pig in this matter." ”
An auspicious cloud rose under Zhu Bajie's feet, and when he went up, he pulled the Four Heavenly Dynasty to the South Heavenly Gate, and the Monkey King who stayed behind immediately scratched his ears and laughed.
"Haha, you nerd, remember to leave a portrait for Heavenly Court, and let Heavenly Court arrest this monster in the Three Realms."
Sun Wukong didn't forget to make up for it, and the figures of Zhu Bajie and the Four Heavenly Kings had disappeared at night.
At this time, Tang Sanzang came to the main hall of destruction under the protection of Monk Sha, and when he saw Sun Wukong, he suddenly showed a smile on his face.
"Master, that nerd was deceived of his dowry and sex, and the widow and her three daughters are all old, haha, at this time, that nerd has followed the Four Heavenly Kings to Heaven to ask for an explanation, and swears that the Three Realms must arrest these four monsters."
Sun Wukong patted his thighs and jumped up and down laughing and said that he was passing by, and Tang Sanzang was also full of smiles after hearing this, but his eyes looked around.
"Wujing, hurry up, although this monster is gone, the gold, silver, silk and brocade left in this manor are all real, and they are all packed up, otherwise it will be a waste to throw them in this wilderness."
"By the way, after packing up, let's wait here for Bajie, tomorrow at dawn, Wujing, you go around to see if there is anyone, if there is, let's sell this house, and we can exchange it for some gold and silver."
At this time, Tang Sanzang took Sha Wujing and Sun Wukong's two apprentices like locusts crossing the border, but all the good things were cleaned up, and there was nothing left in the silk brocade, not to mention gold and silver, they were going to walk in the mortal world, this thing was hard currency.