401 You don't even wear pants?
"Lele, Lele, you don't have to worry, I've ...... the logistics department Hey? ”
Hu Qiang, who walked out of the manager's room, looked at the big office and found that Ouyang Mofei was the only one left, and the others were not there.
In desperation, Hu Qiang had no choice but to walk up to Ouyang Mofei, who was sitting cross-legged on the desk, constantly typing on the laptop keyboard: "Mofei, where is Lele?" ”
"I don't know, let's go to the meeting." Ouyang Mofei said while tapping on the keyboard.
"Lele is back, remember to tell her." Hu Qiang said, "Just say, don't worry about the complaint, I've already helped her get it." You don't know, I've worked hard for this, so I first looked for ......."
"Got it, don't say it!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly interrupted Hu Qiang's words, and then continued to type cross-legged on the keyboard.
Hu Qiang opened his mouth, then shook his head, crossed his hands and frowned: "By the way, there is another thing, just now I ate a pineapple-flavored self-heating hot pot in it, and the taste is indeed indescribable!"
Is this thing actually done detailed market research, or is it the most popular flavor among young people?
Hey, you say, are young people having strange tastes nowadays?
Or is it the smell of this thing, we really haven't adjusted it well? ”
Ouyang Mofei said without raising his head: "Decisively choose C, you are old!" ”
Hu Qiang frowned, and subconsciously glanced at Ouyang Mofei's big white legs that leaked out because he was wearing a miniskirt and cross-legged.
Clearing his throat and pushing his glasses, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei's thighs very seriously, and said with a serious frown:
"Didn't I say you, Murphy, didn't you look at the weather forecast? Recently, the cold air has moved south, and the temperature is already much cooler than usual.
Everyone wears more clothes, just you, just wear half sleeves, and wear such a short skirt?
What's even more outrageous is that you, you don't even wear autumn pants? Aren't you afraid of being frozen out of arthritis? ”
"Cut!" Ouyang Mofei didn't raise his head, and said while tapping on the keyboard, "What I want to wear, what I don't want to wear, it's your business!" ”
Hu Qiang once again glanced at Ouyang Mofei's thighs seriously and seriously, and shook his head very helplessly: "Alas, forget it, if you don't listen to the persuasion of good people, sooner or later there will be a time for you to cry." ”
"I'm in a Western-style JK suit." Ouyang Mofei, who was typing on the keyboard, suddenly said without raising his head, "Is it good-looking?" ”
"Huh?" Hu Qiang was stunned, "What?" ”
"If you want to see it, you can see it openly." Ouyang Mofei said in a calm tone while continuing to look at the screen and type the code.
"Obviously peeking, and deliberately taking the opportunity to find fault with me, so fake and serious, aren't you panicking?
You're always holding it back, be careful to hold back prostatitis!
If you really can't help it, you can't feel like it's fun to peek, you can come and touch it, and leave quickly when you're done, don't delay me from doing business! ”
"Slander! Pure slander! Hu Qiang immediately said righteously and sternly, "I'm all for your good!" Don't spew blood! ”
"Cut!" Ouyang Mofei turned his head and gave Hu Qiang a roll of his eyes, "24k pure cowardice!" If you don't dare to touch it, get out, don't bother me! ”
After speaking, Ouyang Murphy continued to stare at the computer and type on the keyboard.
Hu Qiang pointed at Ouyang Mofei with his right hand wrapped in gauze: "You, you ......"
After Hu Qiang pointed at Ouyang Mofei twice, before he could figure out what to say next, he suddenly saw Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie walking in dejectedly.
After seeing that the two of them looked low at the same time, Hu Qiang immediately shifted his gaze, looked at Pang Xiaobai and said to Su Kejie: "What's the matter?" Why do you both have this expression? ”
As soon as he finished saying this, he saw Pang Xiaobai silently burrowing under the public table and curling up again.
"Ouch, huh?" Hu Qiang immediately walked over, "What's the matter?" Xiaobai? What happened? ”
"Yo!" Ouyang Mofei also stopped and turned his head, looked at Pang Xiaobai, who was curled up under the table, and said with a mocking expression, "Look at it, how much has Xiaobai been wronged, and he wants to be a superman when he comes?" ”
"Hey!" Hu Qiang glared at Ouyang Mofei, "What do you say?" Xiaobai is like this, you can stop. ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang bent down again and asked Pang Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai?" What's going on? Don't keep curling up and talking? ”
As a result, Pang Xiaobai still curled up in a ball and did not speak.
Hu Qiang shook his head, simply straightened up, and looked at Su Kejie: "Ajie, what's wrong?" ”
Su Kejie, who was already sitting in the office chair, turned around, looked at Hu Qiang steadily, and said: "Two days ago, Bob, deputy director of the marketing department, said that in order to boost the sales of small hot pot, he would write a few advertorials, and then Bob gave Xiaobai 100,000 plus articles for reference, and asked Xiaobai to write accordingly. ”
"Huh?" Ouyang Mofei said, "Isn't that just manuscript washing?" ”
Pang Xiaobai suddenly said: "I also think there is a problem, but Bob told me, it doesn't matter, everyone writes like this, as long as it can boost sales, no one will care about this." ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai stopped talking.
Three seconds later, Hu Qiang couldn't help but ask, "And then?" ”
"And then." Su Kejie said, "Xiaobai did so, but as soon as the article came out today, several original authors immediately posted on Weibo, jointly accusing all beasts of plagiarism, public opinion was out of control, and the public relations department came to hold him accountable. ”
As soon as Su Kejie said this, Pang Xiaobai immediately curled up in a ball and cried.
"Don't cry, Xiaobai." Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "It's none of your business!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang scolded: "I have heard of Bob in this marketing department, he is a well-known king of dumping pots, his character is extremely bad, he doesn't have much real skills, and what he is best at is plagiarism and dumping." ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang asked Pang Xiaobai: "By the way, Xiaobai, didn't Bob leave any evidence when he assigned you a task?" For example, a confirmation email or a WeChat message is OK? With this evidence, it can be proven that Bob made you do it. ”
Pang Xiaobai cried and said: "When Bob assigned me the task, he left me a few voices on WeChat, saying that this is an urgent matter, let me do it first, but I went to confront him this morning, and it turned out that he actually withdrew all those voices!" ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai cried again.
"Huh?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Playing so hard? It seems to have been premeditated, and it deserves to be the king of the blame! ”
As soon as he said this, Ouyang Mofei, who didn't know when he jumped down, suddenly patted the desktop that Pang Xiaobai had drilled into.
After three consecutive slaps, Ouyang Mofei said loudly: "What are you crying about?" What's the use of crying? If it's a man, just get me hard and go to the end with Bob! Come out, hurry! ”
As a result, Pang Xiaobai still curled up in a ball and cried.
Hu Qiang was just about to open his mouth to persuade Mo Fei, when she suddenly pulled the table open, revealing Pang Xiaobai lying on the ground curled up in a ball and crying.
After the table disappeared, the frightened Pang Xiaobai trembled, then curled up even more, buried his head directly, covered his face and cried.
"Murphy, what are you doing!" Hu Qiang glared at Ouyang Mofei, who was huffing, "Xiaobai is like this, don't mess with him anymore!" ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang hurriedly squatted down and gently supported Pang Xiaobai: "Come on, Xiaobai, get up first, it's cold on the ground, don't catch a cold."
It's already miserable to carry the black pot, don't break your body again, it's even worse.
Don't cry, don't worry, with me, I'll help you solve this pot, it will definitely be solved, don't cry, get up first. ”
As soon as he heard this, Pang Xiaobai stood up with a sobbing voice under Hu Qiang's support, and then sat on the side with his head bowed, lifeless and silent.
After looking at Pang Xiaobai, Hu Qiang turned his head, frowned and pointed at Ouyang Mofei, but in the end he didn't say a word.
Ouyang Mofei rolled his eyes and turned around, seeing Su Kejie at a glance.
"Huh?" Ouyang Mofei said to Su Kejie, "What grievances have you suffered?" Qi like this? ”
Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then looked at Su Kejie, who turned around and looked calm: "Where can you see that he is angry?" Has there been a change in his expression? ”
Su Kejie looked at Hu Qiang, and then suddenly leaned back, revealing the screen of the laptop he had operated earlier.
Hu Qiang looked at his computer screen and found that it was a group of tombstones, and among so many tombstones, only two tombstones had their names written on them, namely the product department and the brand department.
After seeing this, Hu Qiang suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Oh, that's the case." But Applejack, what's wrong with the product department and the brand department? ”
Su Kejie said: "Steven from the product department thinks that the logo of self-heating small hot pot is not young enough; David of the brand department felt that the logo of the self-heating small hot pot was not stable enough.
I stayed up late to make a few new plans for them to pick again, but when we had a meeting today, Charlie, their common boss, saw this and said that these were not what he wanted, and it was a complete pile of garbage.
As soon as Charlie finished speaking, David and Steven threw the pot at me, saying that I didn't understand what they meant, and that there was something wrong with my design! ”
Hu Qiang nodded: "David from the brand department and Steven from the product department are also masters of dumping the pot, but Ajie, don't be angry first, work hard, I'll help you find a way." ”
At this moment, Hu Qiang frowned, looked at Ouyang Mofei who was moving his wrist and clenching his fist, and couldn't help asking, "What are you doing?" Do a warm-up? ”
Ouyang Mofei continued to move his wrists, ankles and fists, and said coldly: "Our Lannister family must pay back the pot if they have it, the four maggot brothers are too deceitful, I want to send them a surprise and let them also taste the taste of the back pot!" ”
"Wait!" Hu Qiang frowned and asked, "Four-wheel drive brother?" What do you mean? ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled and said, "What is the happiest thing in the dung pit?" Maggots! These four people who like to dump the pot don't deserve to have a name, they only deserve to be called 'Four Maggot Brothers'! ”
"Hehehehehe!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly laughed.
Hu Qiang glanced at Pang Xiaobai, who was smirking, and then hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Ouyang Mofei who was leaving.
"Where are you going, stop me!"
Ouyang Mofei, who was stopped by Hu Qiang, looked at Hu Qiang impatiently: "Get out of the way for me, I'm going to give those four maggot brothers a little color!" ”
"Don't mess around!" Hu Qiang continued to block the road, "Don't follow your temperament, don't make things worse!"
Also, I've locked up the shredder, so don't think about spitting back shredded paper to scare people. ”
Ouyang Mofei blinked: "Locked the shredder?" What should I do if the shredder is gone? Oops, I'm so annoyed! ”
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy said with an epiphany on his face: "Ah, there is, without the shredder, I can still hack into their mobile phones and replace the voice of the map navigation." ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei said in a clip tone broadcast cavity: "Guode Navigation continues to serve you, move forward, pot traffic light!" Turn right, there is a pot thirty meters ahead, please lie flat and pick it up, this navigation is over, the pot is white! ”
"Hehehehehe!" Pang Xiaobai smirked again.
Hu Qiang didn't look back, and slashed at the top of Pang Xiaobai's head with a knife, directly cutting off Pang Xiaobai's smirk.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang squinted his eyes and said to Ouyang Mo Fei seriously: "Mo Fei, can you not play with the temper of a child?"
What's the use of your kind of prank, except for being angry and breathing?
Even if you really let you hack into their mobile phones, and really make that kind of pot de navigation, it really makes people angry, but let's not talk about whether this thing is right or not, the key is that it is easy to anger them.
When the time comes, they will collectively complain about you, which will only make things worse and worse, and small things will become big things, and then give them more excuses and reasons to dump the blame.
Also, hacking other people's mobile phones is illegal, even if you don't steal other people's information, just a prank to do something navigation, people really want to call the police, you are in the same trouble! ”
"What are you afraid of!" Ouyang Mofei pouted and said, "You have to trust my technique!" Even if I hack their phones, I will never leave a handle, and I will never let them find evidence that I did it. ”
"Nonsense!" Hu Qiang said loudly, "Even if there is no actual evidence, there is no way to call the police, but as soon as the four of them dumped the pot on us, they were immediately retaliated against at the same time, and they thought that it was our people who did it."
When the time comes, they will find a reason to jointly complain to us, or join forces to embarrass our Ministry of Affairs, what should we do at that time?
At that point, everybody will be affected by you, you know? ”
"One person does things and one person is responsible, so I am not afraid of the four maggot brothers!" Ouyang Mofei said with an indifferent face, "It's a big deal, you pushed me out, just say that I did it, I admit it, it's over?" ”
"You admit it!" Hu Qiang scolded.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang pointed at Ouyang Mofei: "Mofei, listen to me!"
The four of them don't have a fuel-efficient lamp, and at worst they are all department heads, not to mention a Charlie who can be on the same level as Lisa!
These four people were rectified together, do you think you can finish it if you go out and top the pot yourself? Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Believe it or not, even if you say that you did it, they will not give up, they will say that you were pushed out by me to take the blame, and then they will say that I instructed you to do it.
Why? Because you are just an ordinary clerk, you can't afford this responsibility, and they won't agree to let you take on this responsibility as a small clerk, and that's not good for them!
So, they will definitely point the finger at me, no, I am not enough, they will definitely point the finger at Lenny together.
No, Lenny doesn't think it's enough, I'm afraid I'll have to point the finger at Lisa!
Only when someone of Lisa's level comes out to take the blame can the anger of these four people be calmed down and an explanation can be made from above.
So, Ouyang Mofei, I solemnly warn you now, as the manager of the Urgent Affairs Department, no, order you, stay here honestly, don't mess around! ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang took a deep breath: "As for Xiaobai and Ajie's pot, leave it to me, and I'll handle it!" ”
Ouyang Mofei squinted his eyes and tilted his head, looked at Hu Qiang and said, "You really have a way?" ”
"A must!" Hu Qiang pushed his glasses, "Who do you look down on, I'm a manager anyway!" ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang waved his hand: "Okay, okay, hurry up and hurry up your go, don't make a mess, it's really hard!" ”
When Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips, returned to his desk, and typed the code cross-legged, Hu Qiang sighed.
Seriously, he really didn't want to wade into this troubled water, he just wanted to stop Mo Fei.
But who let him trigger a new task in the system before?
[You have a new mission - the backstabber!] 】
[Before getting off work today, take the initiative to find Charlie, the director of the fourth business group, and let Charlie come forward to get rid of the black pot and complain for Applejack and Xiaobai through the method of taking the blame for Charlie. 】
[The main point of this mission is that you must carry a black cauldron for Director Charlie, in exchange for Director Charlie personally coming forward to settle the black cauldron between Xiaobai and Applejack, and no other methods are allowed. 】
[If you use other methods to solve the black cauldron between Applejack and Xiaobai this time, this mission will be regarded as a failure.] 】
[After the task is completed, a cash reward of 50,000 yuan will be awarded, and five pills of the best Angong Niuhuang Pill. 】
"Isn't it just taking the blame for others, what's this?" Hu Qiang squinted his eyes and thought, "Although it's a bit of a loss of face, but a small golden pot like this with rich rewards is healthier on the back, so I'll just go!" ”