"Peng", the door of the manager's office of the Ministry of Urgency was suddenly pushed open, and then Pang Xiaobai rushed in, and Su Kejie followed with an expressionless face.

"Manager Hu! Yours is it! Pang Xiaobai, who was excited, said to Hu Qiang, who turned his head.

"Manager Hu, I originally thought that I would definitely be deducted from my bonus and performance if I carried Bob's pot this time, but I just couldn't help but ask HR, and they said that my complaint has been withdrawn by Bob, so I don't have to worry about being deducted from my bonus and performance."

"yes." Su Kejie also followed, "I also asked HR, Charlie's complaint against me has also been canceled, and I don't have to be deducted from bonuses and performance, you, how did you do it?" ”

Hu Qiang looked at them steadily, and then smiled slightly: "That's why I said, throwing the pot is also a matter of skill." ”

"What trick?" "How did you get Charlie to drop my complaint?" ”

Hu Qiang leaned back slightly, leaned back in his chair and said steadily: "It's nothing, didn't I go to a seminar on self-heating hot pot before, and after the meeting, I took the opportunity to keep Charlie."

I'll just say in front of him, it's not Applejack's pot for the logo, it's all Jason's fault for supporting the third department, it's all Jason's fault! ”

"Support the three?" Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai, "Our company has this department?" ”

"I don't know." Pang Xiaobai shook his head.

"Of course you don't." Hu Qiang spread his hands, "Because I made up that department, and so did Jason." ”

Just when Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai looked at Hu Qiang again, Hu Qiang shook his head and said: "What's this, there are so many departments and so many people in our company, how can Charlie know everything?"

The crux of the matter is to divert the target and firepower.

Anyway, I scolded the non-existent Jason with Charlie for ten minutes, and he was angry, and with my kind words to my face, I naturally stopped pursuing Applejack's affairs. ”

"I see." Su Kejie nodded.

"What about Bob?" Pang Xiaobai asked.

Hu Qiang, who was drinking wolfberry health tea with a straw, frowned, let go of the straw, turned his head to Pang Xiaobai and said, "Bob, then you can only just face it."

I went straight to Bob's office and told him in person, I know that he can't lie to me, and it's absolutely your fault.

Then I told him that I didn't want to make a big deal out of it and go to Lisa's side, so I obediently withdrew the complaint against Xiaobai, and this incident was treated as if it had never happened.

I also told him, Bob, if you dare to bully Xiaobai again, I will definitely not finish with you, I will stare at you every day, as long as you and someone in your department make a little mistake, I will immediately complain to you and make you uneasy!

Bob was scared when he saw me so ruthless, so he canceled the complaint against Xiaobai, it's as simple as that! ”

"Oops!" Pang Xiaobai opened his mouth wide and cocked his thumb, "Manager Hu is hard!" ”

"Manager Hu Gao!" Su Kejie followed with a thumbs up.

"Manager Hu is hard and tall!" Pang Xiaobai said at the same time as Su Kejie.

"Low-key, low-key!" Hu Qiang smiled and pressed down with his hands, "I should also do this, who made me your manager, at the critical moment, I won't stand up for you, who will stand up for you." ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said with a smile: "That's why I said that we should also pay attention to ways and means to shake the pot, right, don't learn from Mo Fei, she ......"

As soon as he said this, the window was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and then Ouyang Mofei appeared outside the window, looked at Hu Qiang and said:

"Hey, I said Lao Hu, I just took a look at the intranet and found that the intranet just sent a notice, saying that you are operating in violation of regulations and will deduct your performance and bonuses?"

As soon as they heard this, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie looked at Hu Qiang quietly.

Hu Qiang blinked, looked at Ouyang Mofei, and then looked at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie.

Soon, Hu Qiang smiled awkwardly: "Ah, that, actually I ......"

"Stop quibbling!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly pouted and said, "Don't brag there!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei looked at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie: "Don't you understand?" He just knelt down with the leaders of all walks of life and begged for mercy, and took your responsibility off himself, so you are fine. ”

"Nonsense!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "How can I kneel on the ground and beg for mercy." ”

"What's that?" Ouyang Mofei asked.

Hu Qiang stretched out his hand to help his glasses: "It's nothing, I just helped Charlie carry a few pots, and he carried his previous illegal operation, which is my responsibility, and then in exchange, Ajie's complaint was canceled, and the matter was naturally settled." ”

"What about Bob?" Pang Xiaobai frowned, "You won't also carry the responsibility yourself, right?" ”

"How is that possible?" Hu Qiang said, "Bob in the marketing department is Charlie's person, and Charlie's pot is relatively large, since I want to take the blame for Charlie, just canceling Applejack's complaint is such a small matter, it is definitely not enough."

So, I asked Charlie to call Bob and ask Bob to also cancel the complaint against Xiaobai.

Two complaints for a pot, I carry a pot, can help two people, this is very cost-effective. ”

"Here, this is for you!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly took a brand made of cardboard shell, handed it through the window, and then gently put it down.

After putting down the paper shell brand, everyone took a look and found that the three big characters "Back Pot Man" were written in black font on it.

Hu Qiang stood up firmly, looked at it, took the sign of "Bearer Man", nodded and said: "Very good, the writing is very good, I like it very much, don't write it in the future." ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang threw the sign on the ground and kicked it away.

After kicking off the "Blame Man" brand, Hu Qiang turned his head to Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie and said:

"Everyone, people are floating in the workplace, how can they not take the blame.

You can't hide from this kind of thing anyway, so it's better to calculate and have the most cost-effective backpot.

It's like Xiaobai and Ajie, the two of you, you two have already carried a lot of pots this month, and a lot of bonuses have been deducted, and if you carry the pot again, this month's bonus is estimated to be completely gone.

Applejack has to pay off her mortgage, and Xiaobai has to pay off her credit card, and you all count on this money to get by.

I'm different, I'm less responsible than you, my income is higher than yours, and my bonus and performance are a little less, which has no effect on me.

In that case, it's better to let me carry it and exchange the safety of the two of you, it's really worth it.

If you don't want to go, go back and work hard for me, and strive to earn more performance and bonuses for me next month, and then you will come back. ”

"Don't worry, Manager Hu." Pang Xiaobai nodded, "You are so good to us, we will definitely work hard!" ”

Su Kejie also nodded.

"Young, young!" Ouyang Mofei pouted disdainfully outside the window, "Why does it seem to be quite glorious to carry the black pot for others?" It's obviously not our fault, it's the black pot that was thrown over, you don't push it back, and you still use this trick to take the initiative to take the pot? Are you sick in the head? ”

"That's not right." Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei and said, "I'm not taking the initiative to take the pot, I'm witty." ”

After a pause, Hu Qiang continued: "Remember what I said before? Pots, big and small, cost-effective and not cost-effective, can not be generalized, can not blindly take the pot, can not blindly throw the pot.

Just like this time, Charlie or Bob, neither of them is a fuel-efficient lamp, neither of them is of a higher level than us, and none of them are something we can offend.

Don't you think it's strange that they threw the pot this time? ”

"Strange?" Ouyang Mofei frowned, "What do you mean?" ”

"Humph!" Hu Qiang pushed his glasses with his hand again, "So, your position is too low, and you can't see through many things, only a manager like me can see through the essence of things by observing words and feelings, and through a small thing!" ”

"Just blow it!" Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips with disgust, "I think you're just making excuses for yourself!" ”

"What an excuse." Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "What I said is true!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang squinted his eyes and said: "Think about it, how can it be such a coincidence, at the same time, Bob threw the pot to Xiaobai, Charlie threw the pot to Applejack, both of them are from the Ministry of Necessity, don't you think there is a problem inside?" ”

"What's the problem?" Ouyang Mofei frowned and said, "Isn't it normal for a leader to do something wrong and dump the pot on his subordinates every day, especially to his subordinates in other departments?" ”

"No, no, no, it's not that simple!" Hu Qiang shook his right index finger, and his face was full of Detective Conan's broken look.

After smiling steadily, Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and said: "First of all, Bob, the process of Bob letting Xiaobai wash the manuscript is unreasonable, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a deliberate frame-up." ”

"Makes sense." Pang Xiaobai nodded thoughtfully.

"Makes sense!" Ouyang Mofei glanced at Pang Xiaobai, "Xiaobai, what grade are you, people Bob will always deliberately frame you?" You're a few notches off! ”

"Makes sense!" Pang Xiaobai nodded thoughtfully again.

"Makes sense,!" Hu Qiang couldn't help but glance at Pang Xiaobai.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said to Ouyang Mofei: "Yes, under normal circumstances, Bob will definitely not be a bad little white, but it is different under special circumstances." ”

"What do you mean?" Ouyang Mofei frowned and asked.

Hu Qiang shook his head: "It's very simple, the so-called drunkard's intention is not to drink, Bob didn't deliberately rectify him because he had a conflict with Xiaobai, but wanted to achieve a more ulterior purpose by fixing him." ”

"What ulterior motives?" Ouyang Mofei asked.

Hu Qiang smiled: "Well, I didn't know about this before, but now, I'm already sure that nine times out of ten!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said with a serious face: "That's the case, before, Lisa held another seminar on small hot pot to discuss the repositioning of small hot pot, and I also participated in that meeting."

At the meeting, I found that Lisa and Charlie had a strong smell of gunpowder and were very incompatible with each other.

As long as it is Charlie's proposal, Lenny and Lisa will inevitably reject it, and vice versa, Charlie will also ridicule the plan proposed by Lenny and Lisa.

For example, at the meeting, Lisa proposed that the sales of small hot pot were not good, because the taste was not good, and it was necessary to cancel all the original small hot pot and redevelop a more popular fruit-flavored self-heating small hot pot.

Then Charlie immediately asked, develop new flavors, like?

Lisa said, for example, the tom yum durian-flavored small hot pot should be good, and if it is produced, it will be very popular.

As a result, Charlie immediately sneered at him, saying that who would eat such a heavy-flavored small hot pot, and it was better to engage in mustard-flavored canned oranges than to engage in this thing.

As soon as Charlie finished speaking, people in other departments began to oppose and ridicule Lisa's suggestion, which made Lisa very unable to get off the stage.

Fortunately, I was witty, when everyone was collectively opposing and denouncing Lisa, I hurriedly raised my hand and said, Tom Yum durian-flavored small hot pot is my suggestion, and this plan is also I insisted on Lisa to put forward for everyone to discuss, although Lisa also felt that this project was risky, but still respected my idea, so I put it forward, so that everyone should not mistake the goal.

Lisa was very moved when she heard it, and recognized my approach on the spot, saying that the project of tom yum durian-flavored small hot pot was indeed my plan, and she proposed it at the meeting in order to throw bricks and lead the way for everyone to speak freely.

As soon as everyone heard this, they stopped. ”

"Oh young!" Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang with a disgusted expression, "Old Hu, not only do you take the blame for your subordinates, but you also take the initiative to take the blame for your leaders?" It's as if she threw the pot at you, and you don't have to carry it. ”

"What nonsense." Hu Qiang shook his head, "Take the blame for the leader, this is not the point, the point is that Charlie and Lisa don't deal with each other!" ”

After a pause, Hu Qiang continued: "I found that at the meeting, whether it was Bob from the marketing department, David from the brand department, or Steven from the product department, they all followed Charlie without brains and opposed Lisa without brains.

This shows that these three people are all from Charlie's party.

And we, the Ministry of Necessity, everyone knows that we are from Lisa's faction.

Therefore, it can be seen that whether Bob framed Xiaobai, or Davy and Steven dumped Applejack, it should all be premeditated.

They must be trying to use this to hit our Ministry of Forced Affairs, so as to achieve their goal of attacking Lisa.

This is an obvious exclusion of dissenters! ”

"Yo yo yo." Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang with caring eyes, "What earth-shattering things can I say when you make a fuss?" ”

"Isn't that earth-shattering enough?" Hu Qiang said, "This is obviously a big conspiracy!" ”

Ouyang Mofei sighed: "Old Hu, have you been a little drifting lately, and your positioning is a bit ambiguous?" Whether it's you, or the Ministry of Urgency, I don't know how many catties or taels it is?

Even if that Charlie doesn't deal with Lisa, if he wants to deal with Lisa, there is no need to hit our Forced Ministry.

Our Urgent Affairs Department is not an important department, it is a broken place responsible for miscellaneous and broken things.

In a department like ours, what's the use of attacking us, it won't have any impact on Lisa at all.

To put it mildly, all the people in our department have folded in, and even if they are eliminated entirely, it will not have any impact on Lisa.

So what you're talking about is simply self-deception! Brain over-supplementation!

If you continue like this, sooner or later you will become the same model of the four maggot brothers! ”

Hu Qiang blinked: "Okay, even if I think too much, but I did solve the problem between Xiaobai and Applejack, it's always okay, right?" ”

Ouyang Mofei pouted: "Rely on yourself to solve the problem, this is no problem?" ”

Hu Qiang shook his head: "Mo Fei, you don't understand, the so-called great man of chivalry, you have to understand to bear the blame for the people of the world."

Like that, yes, Batman!

Look at how many black cauldrons Batman has carried for Gotham City.

As a result, he was because he had too many backs, and all of his backs were black.

However, although his back is dark, he still can't erase the fact that he is a big hero! ”

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Ouyang Mofei said: "Don't put gold on your face, people are Batman, you are at most bat stew, and the coffin is reflective!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei said with a blushing face: "Lao Hu, you, you, what do you say?"

was bullied, and he didn't dare to be tough with others, but went to take the blame for others?

Are you not ashamed but proud, have knelt down for people, and have to set up a memorial arch for yourself?

Do you want to be ashamed?

It seems that what I said before was right, you, you are a twenty-four k pure coward!

Bah, I look down on you! ”

After speaking, Ouyang Mofei pulled the window and flashed directly.

After Ouyang Mofei flashed, Hu Qiang opened his mouth, but finally sighed.

After turning his head to look at Applejack and Xiaobai, who were standing in place without saying a word, Hu Qiang waved his hand: "Go, go, go." ”

Applejack and Xiaobai glanced at each other, then nodded at Hu Qiang at the same time, and then left quietly.

After everyone left, Hu Qiang exhaled, leaned back in his chair, looked at the ceiling and said softly:

"Murphy, Murphy, what do you know, you don't understand anything!

Don't say that I have a systematic task, and I have to give to get it.

Even if I don't have a system task, I have to memorize this pot.

Otherwise, it really depends on your temperament, you yourself are happy and happy, but what about others? What should I do?

Do you really think I'm overthinking?

No, not at all!

Although I don't know what the reason is, the fight between Charlie and Lisa is obviously white-hot.

We are insignificant, so we have to clear the scene in advance to sweep up the mobs.

I now take the initiative to take the blame, so that I can take an early stand and leave their fighting line as soon as possible.

If it continues, not only Xiaobai and Applejack will have trouble, but even Ruoyu, Starfish, and you will have an accident!

It's a good deal to sacrifice one of me and save everyone.

If something happens to everyone, I don't know if Lisa will be affected, but I'm going to be unlucky anyway.

On the contrary, this time I went to Charlie and took the initiative to take the blame on my subordinates, which seemed reckless, but in fact it was also a warning to Charlie.

That's how I'm telling Charlie, don't push us too hard!

It doesn't matter how he and Lisa are arguing so much, don't involve our Ministry of Forced Affairs.

I have already taken the blame for my subordinates, and I have been deducted from my performance and bonuses, which can be regarded as giving him face, and we can retreat with dignity.

If Charlie is pestering again, don't blame me for being unkind.

When the time comes, our Ministry of Forced Affairs will really break the net with him and become a mortal enemy.

Hmph, he must have known what I meant, so he agreed to the deal and gave up pursuing Xiaobai and Applejack.

So, Murphy, you really don't understand.

I, Hu Qiang, am the real umbrella of the Ministry of Urgency! ”

"Alas!" Hu Qiang sighed, "Great, Hu Qiang, you are really great!"

It's a pity that I am so great, but I have to walk alone in the dark alley, protecting everyone alone, but no one applauds and no one understands!

But that's okay, I just know for myself.

At least, I can protect you, Murphy!

Phew, it's wrong, it's all painted by Murphy to the gas lake!

I mean, at least if I do this, I can protect everyone and let everyone continue to have a little warmth here, a little luck.

Well, that's enough! ”