"Old Hu, old Hu!"

Hearing Ouyang Murphy, who was sitting opposite, suddenly call himself, Hu Qiang, who was constantly tapping on the keyboard of the laptop, immediately said without raising his head, "What's the matter, say."

Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and looked at Hu Qiang: "I suddenly feel that you should be an artist."

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and looked at Ouyang Mofei: "Artist? Where do you see that?"

Ouyang Murphy said, "You are trapped in this cage with no signal, writing documents that you don't know, and working hard to fire your owner, aren't you still an artist?"

Immediately after, Ouyang Mofei frowned, shook his head thoughtfully, and said, "No, you're not an artist, you're performance art, this technique!"

Hu Qiang squinted his eyes and smiled slightly: "It's all here, you still have the strength to scare me, it seems that you are in a good mood, very good, I appreciate it."

After smiling slightly, Hu Qiang exhaled and explained, "Actually, I'm not working for the owner, I'm just writing an accident report."

"Incident report?" Ouyang Mofei frowned.

Hu Qiang nodded: "This elevator is broken, there is no signal, and it is a weekend, and what is even more outrageous is that the person in charge of emergency help is also trapped in the elevator.

I've been waiting for more than an hour now, and no one has come, so I'm afraid it's going to be a protracted battle."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed: "The colleagues on vacation are not around, and the colleagues on duty are trapped opposite, what a tragedy in life!"

Ouyang Mofei thought for a moment, "Does this have anything to do with you writing an accident report?"

"Yes." Hu Qiang said, "Anyway, if you're idle, it's better to write an accident report and find something to do for yourself, so that it won't be so boring."

Also, in case we can't get out for a long time and are trapped here, or the elevator comes out of the moth and falls to our death.

So with my report, at least someone knows how we got into trouble.

In this way, at least it can warn future generations, let the company pay attention to elevator safety, and let them pay more attention to elevator maintenance and maintenance, so as not to have elevator accidents again, and not to let others suffer again."

Ouyang Mofei frowned and said, "What's the difference between you and a primary school student who was robbed by a masked man on his way to school and only snatched his homework book?"

Hu Qiang frowned and thought for a while, "Elementary school students? The masked man? Rob? Exercise? What do you mean? 「

"It means to deceive oneself!" Ouyang Mofei said lazily, "If you die, even if the company's HR looks back at the accident report you wrote, it will only be circulated internally, and finally shelved or even completely destroyed.

At the end of the day, you'll do your best for all beasts and leave one last joke."

Hu Qiang sighed, then raised his head, leaned against the elevator wall and said, "Okay, I admit that this is a bit of self-deception, it does look like a joke, but if I don't do this, I don't know what to do now."

Hey, you say, why have I been so unlucky lately?

I was forcibly fired by HR and forced to come to work, but when I got off work, I was so confused that I wanted to go back to the office to get something.

As a result, the elevator failed, the mobile phone had no signal at all, and it was still a weekend.

That's not all, the person who is responsible for the emergency help of the elevator turned out to be his colleague, and he was also trapped in the elevator.

….

You said that these coincidences, why did I run into them?"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang squinted, looked at Ouyang Mofei and said, "Mo Fei, Mo Fei......

"What?" Ouyang Mofei glanced at Hu Qiang, "Is it called ***?"

Hu Qiang ignored Ouyang Murphy and said to himself, "Could it be that this is Murphy's Law?"

"Blame me?" Ouyang Mofei immediately replied, "I haven't blamed you yet, you are unlucky, and you are affected by the old lady!" If it weren't for you, my mother would have left work early, and I wouldn't be stuck here with you!"

Hu Qiang immediately laughed: "Don't be angry, you can't blame me for this."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said thoughtfully: "But I've been really unlucky lately, I've always been unlucky, and it seems that I have to go to the temple when I go back."

Worship God and turn around.

Do I worship the Bodhisattva or God? Or find a Taoist temple and worship Taishang Laojun?"

Ouyang Mofei said lazily, "Old Hu, I advise you not to be so anxious first, this is where to go."

Don't worry, the worst is that we only need to be trapped here for two days and two nights, and as soon as the company goes to work on Monday, someone will definitely find us.

Therefore, if you want to stay alive and wait for rescue, it is important to reduce energy consumption, and anxiety will accelerate energy consumption."

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly said, "By the way, if you're trapped here anyway, you'll be idle, otherwise, let's tell each other stories to kill time?"

"Storytelling?" Hu Qiang frowned, "I'm not good at this."

"That's right." Ouyang Mofei's eyes rolled, "Then I'll make a start, listen to me first."

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei immediately got up, came directly to Hu Qiang's side, and sat beside Hu Qiang.

"What are you doing?" Hu Qiang subconsciously leaned back, "Why did you sit down suddenly?"

Ouyang Mofei turned his head to look at Hu Qiang and smiled slightly: "This way, you can speak in a smaller voice and consume less energy.

Without further ado, let me ask you, do you like mountains or seas?"

Hu Qiang blinked, sat up straight again, and said, "Mountain."

Ouyang Mofei nodded: "Mountain, there is!"

Immediately after, Ouyang Mofei narrowed his eyes and said softly, "Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman who were skiing on the mountain when they suddenly encountered an avalanche and ended up trapped in a cave together.

The man was seriously injured, and half a month later, the rescue team came and finally rescued the woman, but where the man was, no one knew, only that there was a pair of white bones in the corner of the cave!

Later......"

"Stop!" Hu Qiang hurriedly waved his hand in fright, "Let's listen to the story of the sea, I prefer the sea, it's all water."

Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang: "Are you sure you want to listen to the sea?"

"Sure!" Hu Qiang nodded with a serious expression.

Ouyang Mofei leaned back, leaned against the elevator wall, and said with a smile:

"Once upon a time, a man and a woman were out to sea together when they encountered a hurricane and got stuck in a lifeboat.

The man was seriously injured, and half a month later, the rescue boat came and finally rescued the woman.

Where the man is, no one knows, only that there is still half a finger in the gap of the lifeboat!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei suddenly picked up one of Hu Qiang's right index fingers: "Later, ......"

….

"Stop, stop!" Hu Qiang hurriedly pulled out his fingers, clasped his arms with both hands and said, "What kind of ghost story are you telling, my heart is beating so fast when I listen to it, goosebumps are rising all over my body, I don't feel the reduction of energy consumption at all, but it is speeding up, you did it on purpose, right?"

"Look at your little bit of interest." Ouyang Mofei looked mocking, "I've only listened to two stories, and I was scared like this before I finished listening to them, or is he not a man?"

After Hu Qiang took two deep breaths, he turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei and said, "Is it a man, what does it have to do with this?" Besides, your story has holes."

"What vulnerability?" Ouyang Mofei asked.

Hu Qiang lifted his glasses and calmed down, then turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei and said, "Why do women always eat men? Isn't it the other way around in terms of size and strength?"

Ouyang Mofei pouted: "Then, maybe, it's because women have knives?"

As soon as he said this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly took out a sharp knife from his trouser pocket.

Seeing Ouyang Mofei suddenly take out a knife, Hu Qiang immediately gasped, and then ran to the opposite side with a roll, then held the notebook, looked at Ouyang Mofei who was holding a knife in one hand, triumphant: "You, you still have a knife?"

Ouyang Mofei smiled and gave Hu Qiang a ink, and played with the knife twice, obviously a master of playing with knives, not pretending.

Hu Qiang swallowed his saliva and said with a dry smile: "Mo Fei, you, you are good, why are you carrying a knife?"

Ouyang Mo Fei said while playing with the knife, "I said it was used to cut nails, do you believe it or not?"

"I believe you're a ghost!" Hu Qiang said, "Hurry up and put it away, put it away, this thing is too dangerous, be careful of hurting others and yourself!"

Ouyang Mofei took the knife and swiped it twice, and said with a smile, "You are so afraid of knives?"

Hu Qiang hurriedly raised his laptop: "I'm not afraid of knives, I'm afraid that you will hurt people with knives!"

Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips: "Cut, it's boring."

After speaking, Ouyang Mofei put away the blade and put the knife back into his trouser pocket.

Seeing Ouyang Mofei put away the knife, Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief.

Yes, if someone else takes a knife, it's fine, but Ouyang Mofei is crazy, no one knows what she will do with a knife, can Hu Qiang not be afraid?

"You're really ......" Hu Qiang shook his head, "Forget it, I won't talk about you."

Ouyang Mofei smiled, bent his knees and tilted his head, looked at Hu Qiang and said, "Hey, do you want to tell a story?"

"Don't, don't!" Hu Qiang hurriedly shook his head, "You will tell horror stories to scare me, I won't listen!"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang turned on his laptop: "Forget it, I'll continue to write my accident report."

Ouyang Mofei pouted: "I think you should stop writing an accident report, just write a memoir, maybe, when you die, the rescuers will find you, and you can still leave it to your family."

"That's right!" Hu Qiang nodded, "Why didn't I think of that? I could write a memoir, but what should I write?"

Ouyang Mofei said: "Just write, how you took the blame for the leader, how you were kicked out by the leader mercilessly, and you had to come back like a poor worm to beg for takeover, and finally you were trapped in the elevator and died miserably.

….

Ah, you're such a big cup! No, it's a table full of cutlery!"

Hu Qiang couldn't help but raise his head: "Mo Fei, let's all do this, let's say a few words, save effort and energy consumption."

"So we'll continue the story?" Ouyang Mofei smiled.

Hu Qiang sighed: "Forget it, let's chat casually."

"Chat?" Ouyang Mofei shrugged, "Okay, what do you want to talk about?"

"This ......," Hu Qiang thought for a moment, "how many people are in your family?"

"What? Check your account?" Ouyang Mofei rolled his eyes.

"It's not." Hu Qiang said, "Chatting, don't you usually ask who is in your family, forget it, don't talk about it if you don't like it."

"Old Hu." Ouyang Mo Fei suddenly smiled and said, "Let me ask you a question."

"You ask." Hu Qiang said.

Ouyang Mofei smiled and asked, "When you need it, are you used to using your right hand to solve the problem, or is it your left hand? Once a few days on average? Before going to bed, or in the morning? Do you need something to watch as an aid? Do you usually read small or magazines?"

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly frowned and said, "What nonsense? Why do you ask that?"

"Alright, let's get another one." Ouyang Mofei asked again, "When you go to bed at night, how many times do you get up at night?"

Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and pretended to be angry: "I refuse to answer! Also, it's forbidden to ask about this kind of three-way thing, you don't have a face, I still want it!"

"Cut!" Ouyang Mofei looked indifferent, "Don't you men like this kind of meat joke?"

"What do you men, don't knock over a boatload of people with a stick." Hu Qiang said, "A normal good man, not so obscene."

[The problem of slow update of new chapters is in the can.]

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he really didn't have the fear and anxiety he had before.

glanced at the smiling Ouyang Mofei, and Hu Qiang realized that she was deliberately saying this just now to divert her attention.

Although the means are made under the point, but they do work.

"Thanks, Murphy." Hu Qiang suddenly sighed, "Although I am older than you, if you really want to talk about it, you are much more mature than me.

At least in this environment, you can still be so calm, and you can even see my hidden anxiety, and enlighten me in turn, I am really, really grateful, grateful, thank you."

"Cut! No sincerity!" Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips, "Inviting me to a meal is better than saying thank you."

"Okay, then I'll invite you to dinner." Hu Qiang smiled, "When you go out, I'll treat you to a big meal!"

"Come on." Ouyang Murphy said, "You didn't invite me for the few meals you owed me before."

"It's not like I've been out of time and haven't had a chance." Hu Qiang smiled, "In this way, if you are saved, I will definitely treat you to a big meal."

….

Don't go to any self-help, just go!

The old restaurant is still Lao Zhengxing, Xiaonanguo is still Songhelou, the four major cuisines are you can choose, Michelin is no problem, I promise that there is no lake!"

"Yo." Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang, "It's not a small tone, do you really want to spend money to invite me to dinner?"

"Don't talk about eating." Hu Qiang said, "Go shopping and watch movies, you can do whatever you say."

"Forget it." Ouyang Mofei said, "What is there to go around with an old man like you, but it's ......."

"But what?" Hu Qiang asked.

Ouyang Mofei smiled, "You play a good violin, I want you to play a violin for me alone."

"No problem!" Hu Qiang nodded.

"Go to your house."

"No...... Huh?"

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and looked at Ouyang Mo Fei, who seemed to be smiling: "Mo Fei, my family is not interesting, let's find a place outside with beautiful mountains and rivers, and I will give you a serious performance, how about it?"

"What, scared?" Ouyang Mofei smiled, "I'm afraid that I'll go to your house and eat you in one bite?"

"Can we stop joking?" Hu Qiang smiled bitterly.

Ouyang Mo Fei raised his head with his arms folded, and sighed, "You guts, it's smaller than the eye of a needle, it's too small, it's really too small!"

Hu Qiang lowered his head, silently did not speak, did not answer, and then crackled on the laptop keyboard.

Glancing down at Hu Qiang, Ouyang Mofei shook his head and muttered in a low voice, "Cut! 24K pure cowardice, ultra-pure!"

Tang Juyi