422 In the past, turn your back, the old lady wants to untie her hands!
Minutes and seconds passed, and four hours passed in a flash.
Just when Hu Qiang and Ouyang Mofei, as well as Su Kejie and Sha Lele, were still trapped in the two elevators, Tang Haixing, Pang Xiaobai and Jin Ruoyu in the parking lot downstairs were still having a party.
Everyone is still dancing and dancing music, eating, drinking and playing, which is really pleasant.
"It's been hours, why hasn't Applejack come to Nirvana?" Jin Ruoyu complained while dancing slowly, "Mu is here, how can he be a new Malaysia and Thailand luxury tour." ”
Tang Haixing, who was also squirming around next to him, his eyes lit up: "Then I'll go up and call him." ”
After speaking, Tang Haixing was about to turn around and leave.
"Stop!"
Pang Xiaobai, who was holding a whole roast chicken and nibbling hard, raised his head and said expressionlessly.
"Tang Haixing, I don't know your little Jiujiu yet? You obviously want to work overtime! ”
Tang Haixing continued to dance while frowning, "No, I really just went up to take a look and called Ajie over by the way." Besides, this is Lele's first time on duty, and I don't worry about her, in case there is any emergency......"
"Eh, I ask you!" Jin Ruoyu, who was dancing, suddenly asked Tang Haixing, "You have been on duty for so long, what emergencies have happened?" ”
"That's a lot!" Tang Haixing immediately puffed up his chest and raised his chin, "For example, I rescued Mike, who almost died suddenly in the IT department!" ”
Jin Ruoyu pursed his lips and continued to dance while saying: "Heh, Mike just took a nap when he was working overtime, but he was found by you, and after a rescue, he almost broke his chest with a hammer, and he held his stomach, and he was afraid that he would be said to be lazy in overtime, so he could only endure it and say that he fainted." ”
Tang Haixing was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, and said, "Then, I also saved Daisy, who was insulted by her colleagues in the marketing department!" Avoided a single sexual harassment! Daisy must be grateful to me now! ”
Jin Ruoyu continued to dance and said with a cold face: "Daisy's office affair with her colleague Donald is almost well known, everyone is just in the way of the company's regulations and doesn't say anything."
That time, when they were working overtime, they secretly took the opportunity to come out for a tryst, but they were hit by you.
As soon as you bumped into her like this, Daisy was scared, and in order to save her job, she said that Donald was insulting herself.
It's so good, Donald was expelled, and the two of them also worked hard, a pair of little lovers, just bragging.
Daisy can't wait to hammer you to death now, and I'm grateful to you, grateful to you for a hammer! ”
Tang Haixing blinked, then thought about it again, and then said eagerly: "Then I rescued Robert who was trapped in the toilet, there is nothing wrong with this, right?" ”
This time, without waiting for Jin Ruoyu to speak, Pang Xiaobai, who was jumping around with roast chicken, said: "That time, the toilet ran out of paper, and people asked you for a small package of paper, but you handed over the small buns, who ate the buns while going to the toilet?" ”
Tang Haixing was stunned, and then said: "Even so, I still helped him solve the problem, after all, the skin of the bun can also be used, and it is very soft." ”
Pang Xiaobai immediately made a vomiting expression: "You are embarrassed to say this, Robert has had a psychological shadow since that incident, and I heard that he will never eat steamed buns in the future." ”
Jin Ruoyu said while dancing: "So, Haixing, for the sake of everyone, you should still rest here, if you really want to make a contribution, it is better to go to bed early!" ”
"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai said while jumping, "I've been dancing for so long, I'm a little tired, let's change to a soothing music." ”
After speaking, Pang Xiaobai stepped aside, picked up the remote control from the table, and changed to music.
As a result, the new music is a faster rhythm song.
When they heard that the rhythm was so fast, everyone was stunned for a moment, but soon followed the music again and jumped up again.
The three of them are in a hurry, but the four people trapped in the elevator are suffering.
Among them, the one who suffered the most was Hu Qiang.
"I said Lao Hu!" Ouyang Mofei raised his eyes and looked at Hu Qiang, who was squirming around, "What are you writhing around?" Is it itchy on your body? ”
"And no." Hu Qiang laughed dryly.
"Then what are you doing moving around?" Ouyang Mofei said expressionlessly, "Don't you know how to move less and save your physical strength?" ”
Hu Qiang laughed dryly again: "I, I, I try my best to ......"
Suddenly, Hu Qiang stood up and looked at Ouyang Mofei with a dry smile: "Mo Fei, discuss something." ”
"What?" Ouyang Mofei, who was playing with his mobile phone, looked up at Hu Qiang.
Hu Qiang bent down and smiled: "That, can you close your eyes." ”
Ouyang Mofei frowned, looked at Hu Qiang's appearance, and suddenly said, "Ah, you want convenience?" Large and small? ”
"Small, trumpet!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "I, I've actually been holding it back for a long time, I really can't hold it anymore, and if I hold it again, I'm going to blow up." ”
Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang with a smile: "You have to pee at such a short time, you can't do it." ”
"What nonsense." Hu Qiang glared at Ouyang Mofei.
"I drank a lot of water before, I wanted to go to the toilet for a long time, I thought before I got on the elevator, I was thinking about taking my things and going to the toilet again, who knows if I was stuck here.
It's been four hours, and I've been able to hold it back until now, it's been very hard! ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Okay, don't explain, you can go on if you want, I won't look at you." ”
Hu Qiangyi frowned: "No, I mean, can you not sit by the elevator door, go to the corner inside to sit, I, I want to be at the door for convenience, otherwise, the urine will not be discharged, and the smell will be very big." ”
"Ah, that's right." Ouyang Mofei slowly stood up, "Okay, then I'll go sit inside, you hurry up!" ”
Hu Qiang nodded hurriedly: "Yes, I will definitely do it as soon as possible." ”
After Ouyang Mofei entered the innermost corner and stood still, Hu Qiang frowned: "You turn your back!" ”
"Cut, trouble!"
After saying this, Ouyang Mofei turned around and turned his back to Hu Qiang.
Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly came to the elevator door, unbuttoned his belt and took off his pants, and took out the spout to aim at the door crack of the elevator door.
Soon, after a refreshing burst of electricity, a line of water rushed down.
After peeing and shaking, Hu Qiang felt an unusual comfort and relaxation, and the whole person was sublimated, as if he had suddenly become a great sage.
After exhaling, Hu Qiang put on his pants and tied his belt, turned around and said to Ouyang Mofei, who continued to turn his back to him: "I'm fine, thank you." ”
Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms with both hands: "It's really good?" Okay, hurry up! ”
Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then said, "No, my original place is very good." ”
"What nonsense!"
Ouyang Mofei suddenly turned around and walked up to Hu Qiang in a few steps: "Go over, turn your back, the old lady wants to relieve you!" ”
"Huh?" Hu Qiang was stunned.
"Ahh Ouyang Mofei blushed, "Hurry up and stand up, plug your ears and turn your back, hurry up!" ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei suddenly took out a knife and gestured at Hu Qiang.
Seeing Ouyang Mofei take out a knife, Hu Qiang's eyelids jumped in fright, and he hurriedly ran to the corner of the elevator, turned his back, and covered his ears with both hands, not looking or listening.
After seeing Hu Qiang obediently do so, Ouyang Mofei put away the knife and exhaled, then squatted down with his back to Hu Qiang, and quickly took off his shorts.
A little rush came from the smell, which made Ouyang Mofei frown, but after passing that momentum, he vaguely felt a little good, and there was still a little bit of a top.
After frowning again, Ouyang Mofei held his breath and began to pee.
After peeing in a hurry, Ouyang Mofei silently put on his shorts and stood up, looking at Hu Qiang, who was still facing away from him and covering his ears with his hands, with a complicated expression.
After exhaling, Ouyang Mofei walked behind Hu Qiang and patted Hu Qiang's shoulder as usual: "I'm fine." ”
Hu Qiang put down his hand and said with a smile: "Hello, in fact, this is not ......."
"Shut up!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly said, "Don't say it!" ”
After warning Hu Qiang, Ouyang Mofei took off his coat, sat down against the wall in the innermost corner of the elevator, then covered his coat, and said expressionlessly: "It's not early, go to bed early, sleeping can reduce physical exertion, that's all." ”
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms with both hands, lowered his head and closed his eyes.
Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei, and then looked at the elevator door where the smell was still there.
Let's talk monkey, Hu Qiang sat down against the wall in another corner of the elevator silently, and then took off his coat and covered himself like Ouyang Mofei.
Next, Hu Qiang took off his flat glasses, pinched the bridge of his nose, and sighed softly.
"Forget it, trapped in the elevator, this kind of thing always has to learn to get used to, it's nothing."
"I've even done the tuba for Lisa, let alone this? Pediatrics! ”
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang also closed his eyes, forced himself not to think about Ouyang Mofei's appearance and voice when he peed, and slowly entered his dream by constantly counting dumplings.
In this way, time continued to pass slowly, and the trapped time soon went from four hours to twelve hours.
It's dawn! It's raining!
It's a pity that for Hu Qiang, Ouyang Mofei, Su Kejie and Sha Lele who were trapped in the elevator, there is no difference between dark and bright at all, and I don't know whether it will be sunny or rainy.
Fortunately, they also have mobile phones, and they can also know the time through their mobile phones, and know what is day and what is night.
It's just that because there is no signal, the weather forecast function is completely useless, and there is no way to know what weather is outside.
"Ahh
Suddenly a sneeze woke up the sleeping Sha Lele.
After waking up, Sha Lele first subconsciously stretched out his arm and yawned, and then immediately folded his arms with his hands, rubbed his arms and said, "What's the matter, why do you feel like it's suddenly getting cold?" ”
"Not likely." Su Kejie, who kept drawing with a water-based pen on the elevator door, said, "It's that the temperature has really cooled, it's really a little cold, it should be below 20 degrees." ”
Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, raised his head, looked carefully at Su Kejie, who was painting on the elevator door with his back to him, frowned and asked, "Teacher Ajie, what are you drawing?" ”
Su Kejie turned around and let the painting on the door open: "Isn't it obvious?" Sink! ”
"Sink?" Sha Lele was stunned, "Why are you painting the sink?" ”
Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "It's morning, people get up, they always have to freshen up." ”
Speaking of this, Su Kejie looked to the side and said, "We are trapped in the elevator day and night, and trying to establish a normal routine can allow us to last longer and maintain our last dignity." ”
Sha Lele frowned: "So, are you painting a sink and pretending to wash?" ”
"That's right." Su Kejie looked at Sha Lele, "I've washed it just now, you can also come and wash your face, and then we will have breakfast." ”
"Huh?" Sha Lele subconsciously swallowed his saliva, "Breakfast? Where is it? ”
"Here!" Su Kejie reached into his trouser pocket.
Seeing this situation, Sha Lele quickly stood up and stared directly at Su Kejie's hand that went deep into his trouser pocket.
Soon, Su Kejie reached out and pulled out a toilet paper package.
After taking out the toilet paper package, Su Kejie put it in the palm of his hand and said, "I rummaged through the entire elevator before, and then the hard work paid off, and finally found this!" ”
After saying that, Su Kejie opened the toilet paper, revealing a cookie crumb that was not much bigger than a soybean.
Seeing this soybean-sized cookie crumb, Sha Lele was stunned, and then looked up at Su Kejie aggrievedly: "That's it?" It's not enough to stuff your teeth! ”
"Plug your teeth, that's definitely enough." "In addition, I saw a cockroach in the morning, but unfortunately I didn't catch it. ”
As soon as he heard this, Sha Lele hurriedly frowned and closed his eyes and nodded: "No, no, no, this is very good, as for the cockroach, let's let it go, I can't put my mouth shut." ”
Su Kejie picked up the cookie crumbs, which were not much bigger than soybeans: "Come, here you go!" ”
After saying that, Su Kejie picked up the cookie crumb with his fingers and put it in Sha Lele's hand.
Sha Lele picked it up excitedly, and was just about to eat, when he suddenly thought of something, frowned and asked Su Kejie: "Teacher Ajie, I ate, what are you eating?" Otherwise, let's be half of us, right? ”
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Su Kejie shook his head: "Don't worry about me, I'll start first!" ”
After speaking, Su Kejie looked at the fingers he had just picked up the crumbs of the biscuits, and then put his fingers into his mouth one by one and licked them.
After licking his fingers one by one, Su Kejie made a swallowing motion, then raised his head and said to Sha Lele: "Well, yes, I'm full, so hold on!" ”
After speaking, Su Kejie also deliberately burped.
After burping, Su Kejie raised his head: "Why are you stunned, you can eat it quickly." ”
Sha Lele was moved: "Teacher Ajie! ”
"Don't cry!" Su Kejie immediately said, "If you cry, you will consume water and electrolytes!" I really want to cry, you wait for me to take the half of the can, and catch the tears first. ”
Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, and then stopped crying, and directly put the biscuit crumbs in his hand, which were not much bigger than soybeans, into his mouth, bit them with his front teeth, and then swallowed them directly into his golden stomach.
After seeing Sha Lele swallow the cookie crumbs, Su Kejie swallowed his saliva, and then said in a calm tone: "Don't worry, breakfast will be served first, and there will be a big meal at noon." ”
"Huh?" Sha Lele's eyes lit up, "A big meal? What feast? ”
Su Kejie bent down, picked up a belt from the ground that he had pulled out from the waistband of his pants in advance, and then tugged hard: "This is it!" ”
Sha Lele was stunned: "This is ......"
"The belt of calfskin on the first layer!" Su Kejie said calmly, "Eat this, chewy, full!" ”