"Manager Hu, your typing speed is okay, but the accuracy rate is too poor, especially the error rate of Internet memes is too high, if you quarrel like this, you will be ridiculed!"

As soon as he heard Tang Haixing say this, Hu Qiang, who was practicing typing, frowned, looked at the words on the screen and said, "The accuracy rate is too poor? Too high an error rate? Where did I make a mistake? I'm sour, I'm withered, I'm too hard, aren't they all good? What's the problem? ”

"There are so many mistakes." Tang Haixing pointed to one of the passages and said, "For example, here, you have such a big breath, here is wrong." ”

Hu Qiang looked at it and asked with a puzzled expression: "What's wrong?" ”

Tang Haixing shook his head: "It should be, you are so doggy!" ”

"Huh? Doggy? Hu Qiang looked confused, "What do you mean?" ”

Tang Haixing explained: "Although they all mean a big tone, but dog spirit, there is an extra layer to describe the other party as a dog and speak without boundary. ”

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing pointed to another paragraph and said: "And here, do you have a clue, it was also written wrong." ”

Hu Qiang blinked: "Then write, do you have a pig?" ”

"That's right, you're in!" Tang Haixing smiled slightly, "Pig follows, it looks very similar, but writing about pigs looks more ridiculous and can play a more mocking role!" ”

Hu Qiang pouted: "What, isn't it just a joke." ”

"That's right!" Tang Haixing straightened up and said, "This is borrowing words to play stalks!" Although this behavior is not recommended in formal settings, this time is different. ”

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing patted Hu Qiang's shoulder and said earnestly: "In order for Xiaobai to win the opponent, and in order to better integrate into the circle of young people, Manager Hu, you have to come on!" ”

Hu Qiang slapped Tang Haixing's hand away firmly: "Just talk about things, don't do anything, you are not a girl!" ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang sighed and looked at the computer screen again: "Okay, I'll try, who made me the manager, this time for Xiaobai, I have to work hard!" ”

Just when Hu Qiang continued to practice typing under the guidance of Tang Haixing, Su Kejie was worried about Xiaobai, so he went to the pipeline room to see Xiaobai with Sha Lele, who had searched for information.

As a result, as soon as he entered the pipe room, he saw Pang Xiaobai sitting on the ground like a puddle of mud, his face full of lovelessness.

"Teacher Xiaobai, what's wrong with you?" Sha Lele asked.

"If foolish and Murphy gave up on you?" Su Kejie asked.

Pang Xiaobai, who was sitting on the ground, poured a sip of energy drink first, and then leaned on the sandbag and said weakly: "It's worse than that." ”

"Worse than that?" Su Kejie frowned, "What's the wrong way?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "They said that I was too hypnotic, I was about to fall asleep, and I wanted to go out to wake up, so I left." ”

Su Kejie nodded: "I see. ”

Sha Lele hurriedly smiled and comforted: "Teacher Xiaobai, don't be discouraged, in fact, Teacher Ajie and I just searched the Internet and found a lot of cold knowledge, you can listen to it and increase your knowledge reserves." ”

Speaking of this, Sha Lele took out a small notebook and read it: "For example, the shelf life of bottled water is actually ......."

"The expiration date of the bottle!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly had a weak voice.

Sha Lele was stunned: "Ah, you know? ”

Pang Xiaobai nodded lazily.

Su Kejie said: "What about this, how to freeze out a transparent ice cube, only need ......"

"Cool and white!" Pang Xiaobai closed his eyes and said, "The ice cubes frozen out of the tap water are white in the middle, and the transparent ice cubes can be frozen when they are cold and white." ”

"Yes." Su Kejie nodded, "Then this one, which two countries in the world have square flags?" ”

Pang Xiaobai continued to close his eyes and said, "Switzerland and the Vatican!" ”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai opened his eyes and looked at Su Kejie weakly: "Please, what I want is cold knowledge, not Fang knowledge, is there anything more powerful?" ”

Sha Lele asked strangely: "Teacher Xiaobai, how do you know so much unpopular knowledge?" ”

Pang Xiaobai pouted steadily: "Heh, last year's day, that antique game finally evolved into a mobile game, so we, the old players of the gang, moved to the mobile platform together."

I thought that this time I would finally be able to have a good time, but I found a new problem. ”

"What's new?" Su Kejie asked.

Pang Xiaobai said: "Because we moved to the mobile phone platform together, everyone is a new player, the level is not enough, we can't get into the ring, we can't PK, therefore, we decided to compare internal forces." ”

"Internal forces?" Su Kejie asked, "How do you compare?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "Internal force is a person's internal strength, that is, more than knowledge reserves, more than cultural heritage. ”

Next, Pang Xiaobai talked about last year's internal competition, especially focusing on Bi Ma Wen's vicious verbal attack full of rich knowledge reserves.

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai, who was halfway through the speech, slapped the ground angrily, and rekindled his fighting spirit: "You can say that I Pang Xiaobai has a lot of food, but you must not say that I am uneducated!"

Therefore, in order to crush this bastard who knows a lot of cold knowledge with knowledge, we have opened a new battlefield on Zhihu! ”

"Zhihu? A new battlefield? Su Kejie said, "How to fight?" ”

"Essay Battle!" Pang Xiaobai said with a serious face, "We will send questions and write answers on Zhihu to see who has more popularity, more likes, more replies, and more to see who can say whom."

In the beginning, we were evenly matched, and then I launched a new project called "How to Modify the Atmospheric Structure of Mars", and with this new project, I fought him to the death! ”

"How to modify the structure of the Martian atmosphere?" Su Kejie looked at Sha Lele, "I think this question can be sent to Tang Haixing, isn't he going to establish the so-called Ten Thousand Beasts Branch on Mars sooner or later, he must be very interested in this issue." ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "It's easy to have Tang Haixing on Mars, blow out the atmosphere in minutes!" ”

Sha Lele frowned and raised his eyes: "So, you have slowly developed from a simple PK mutual confrontation to an all-round contest of knowledge in all aspects?" It's so cool, I really want to have such an opponent, I can push each other and motivate each other! ”

Speaking of this, Sha Lele looked down at Pang Xiaobai: "Teacher Xiaobai, your knowledge is so rich and profound, could it be because of the mutual strife?" ”

"Not really!" Pang Xiaobai said, "I am very knowledgeable, because I am smart and naturally smart, and I have nothing to do with Bi Ma Wen!" ”

Just when Sha Lele was stunned, Pang Xiaobai asked rhetorically: "Let me ask you, what is the worst animal?" ”

Sha Lele looked at Su Kejie and asked softly what it was, but Su Kejie shook his head and said that he didn't know.

Finding that Su Kejie didn't know, Sha Lele simply asked Pang Xiaobai: "Teacher Xiaobai, what is the worst animal?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said expressionlessly: "It's a koala!" ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele looked puzzled, "Koala? The worst animal? ”

Pang Xiaobai nodded and said: "Because koalas eat eucalyptus leaves, not because it likes to eat, but because it can't rob other animals, only eucalyptus leaves can eat."

Also, the koala looks dumb every day, not because of cuteness, but because of eucalyptus leaf poisoning!

What's worse is that the liver of the baby koala can't break down the toxicity of eucalyptus leaves, so it can only eat the poop pulled out by its mother for the entire childhood to survive.

So you say, koalas, are they the worst animals? ”

Sha Lele looked sluggish: "It's over, the cute image of the koala in my mind collapsed in an instant!" ”

Pang Xiaobai sneered: "The truth is always cruel, many things you think may not be the truth of the matter." ”

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai turned his head and said: "I can conclude that Bi Ma Wen's kid must be eating all kinds of cold knowledge at this time, just to be able to crush me again in the upcoming day, so as to get the pleasure of crushing me." ”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai sighed and said, "So I'll ask you guys to have another snack!" From the origin of the universe to the end of the world, from absolute zero to the surface of the sun, you can know anything, as long as it is colder enough! ”

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai stood up directly: "Ajie, Lele, you must take it seriously, and when you are sorted out, call me!" ”

After speaking, Pang Xiaobai shouted angrily, and began to punch and kick the sandbag and headbump it fiercely, which was particularly crazy.

"Ajay-sensei?" Sha Lele whispered to Su Kejie with a worried face, "Teacher Xiaobai, there won't be a problem, right?" ”

"Don't worry." Su Kejie's face was determined, "This is the real Xiaobai, a serious Xiaobai."

Xiaobai, who is serious, is no longer the worst koala in the animal world, but an enraged bear!

So, don't worry about him, he's fine, better than ever! ”

Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned around and left, and Sha Lele also left the pipe room after looking at Pang Xiaobai, who continued to frantically punch sandbags.

Only Pang Xiaobai was left, still alone, snorting and smashing sandbags, and scolding trash while smashing.

Just when Pang Xiaobai was still smashing sandbags, Hu Qiang in the manager's office was also suffering from Tang Haixing's guidance.

"No, no, it's not the Armstrong Gyro Accelerator Cannon, it's the Armstrong Boom

As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang stopped his hand and frowned: "Isn't this just a string of ramblings?" What's the point? ”

Tang Haixing behind his hands immediately said, "You don't know this? This is a classic two-dimensional stalk.,If you don't even know this.,If you write it wrong, you'll be laughed at by Bi Mawen.。

Also, you are the abbreviation of your brother, not NSDD! ”

Hu Qiang looked at NSDD on the screen, frowned, and said, "Even if I have average English, I still have no problem with Chinese pinyin, what's wrong with this?" ”

Tang Haixing frowned and said: "nsdd, it is the abbreviation of 'you are right', you are the younger brother, it should be written as 'you are Didi'!" ”

"Huh?" Hu Qiang was stunned, "Are you Didi?" Isn't this a car? ”

"It's different, it's a homophonic stalk." Tang Haixing sighed, "Manager Hu, I just found out now that your knowledge is too old, and you have to be out of touch with modern people, work hard, work hard, but you must not drag Xiaobai back!" ”

Hu Qiang said speechlessly: "No, do you want to do this, I'm just an assistant to soy sauce, and the requirements don't have to be so strict, right?" ”

"That's not going to work." Tang Haixing said, "We said that we would ask the three of us to play with six hands in a row to crush each other, Xiaobai and I are both super strong, only you are holding back, how can this work?" Manager Hu, you don't want Xiaobai to continue to lose, right? ”

"No, it's just one less of me, how can I lose?" Hu Qiang said, "It's Xiaobai who scares people, not me." ”

"But you're one of us." Tang Haixing said, "You think, if Xiaobai loses again this time, he will definitely find a scapegoat, but at first glance, it is Manager Hu that you are dragging your feet, so you must not want to see the result, right?" ”

"Okay, okay, don't say it!" Hu Qiang waved his hand, "I'll just continue to practice." ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang began to type quickly again and do his job.

However, after fighting for a while, Hu Qiang suddenly frowned and said, "Wait, how is Xiaobai's practice?" Don't let us practice here in full swing, he's lazy there, right? Why don't you check it out? ”

"Don't worry, Manager Hu." Tang Haixing said, "Xiaobai has Mo Fei and Secretary Jin watching, it can't be wrong." ”

Hu Qiang nodded: "Yes, there are two of them, Xiaobai and him...... I sympathize with him. ”

After sympathizing with Pang Xiaobai, Hu Qiang moved his fingers: "Okay, I'm going to start too!" ”

Just when Hu Qiang continued to practice typing and intimidating people, Jin Ruoyu and Ouyang Mofei, who had eaten snacks and touched the fish, came to the pipeline room together to check Pang Xiaobai's practice.

As a result, as soon as I entered, I saw Pang Xiaobai boxing energetically, and it seemed that his physical strength had been greatly improved.

"You're just in time!" Pang Xiaobai, who was constantly punching at the sandbag with the word Bi Ma Wen, said, "You see, my physical strength is strong now, it's no problem at all, and the aggression is also super fierce, super Meng, wow, yes, yes!" ”

After shouting, Pang Xiaobai once again made a murderous triple attack on the sandbag.

Seeing this situation, Jin Ruo shook his head foolishly: "Physical strength and offense have been improved, but only attacking and not defending, so it's useless." Tomorrow's war, Bi Ma Wen must also be fully prepared, you can only attack, not defend, very worrying! ”

Ouyang Mofei followed: "That's right, in addition to improving attack power and physical strength, we also have to improve your defense, as long as your blood falls slower than the other party, victory will be yours sooner or later!" ”

Pang Xiaobai nodded: "It makes sense, but how to improve the defense?" ”

Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms with both hands: "It's simple, let's chat with you as usual, chatter, you just listen." ”

Pang Xiaobai frowned: "Is it really just like this?" ”

"Yes." Ouyang Mofei nodded with a smile, "That's it." ”

Pang Xiaobai squinted, looked at Ouyang Mofei and Jin Ruoyu with smiling faces, and suddenly shuddered.

After shivering, Pang Xiaobai immediately took a deep breath, then made a protective move, and said with a serious face:

"I'm ready! Come on! Let the horses come!

Humiliate me and ravage me as much as you want!

I'm not afraid of anything for the sake of victory! ”