469 I call this a reverse incentive!
Seeing Pang Xiaobai's defensive and nervous look, Ouyang Mofei and Jin Ruoyu both smiled.
"Don't be nervous!" Jin Ruoyu smiled and said, "It doesn't hurt!" Soon it will be fine! ”
Seeing Jin Ruoyu's smiling appearance and hearing her say that, Pang Xiaobai subconsciously took a step back, but Ouyang Mofei suddenly came out from behind him and shouted: "Pang Xiaobai!" ”
After startling Pang Xiaobai, Ouyang Mofei said with a smile behind his hands to Pang Xiaobai, who quickly turned his head to look at him:
"What is the title of making a movie about your life?"
"Huh?" Pang Xiaobai subconsciously frowned and thought about it.
Before Pang Xiaobai could come up with an answer, Ouyang Mofei suddenly replied: "The title of the film is - "How Salted Fish is Practiced"! ”
Just when Pang Xiaobai's cold sweat broke out frequently, Ouyang Mofei took a step closer and continued: "You are born cold, you are dead and defeated, your eyes are smaller than my nostrils, your nostrils are bigger than my eyes, I suggest you eat more grass fruit, white zhi, cinnamon and licorice, so that after sudden death, the sparks will be more fragrant!" ”
Pang Xiaobai hurriedly turned around and wanted to escape, but as soon as he turned around, he found that the back road was blocked by Jin Ruoyu.
Seeing Pang Xiaobai turn around, Jin Ruoyu narrowed his eyes and said, "In your current state, if you want to challenge Dihua tomorrow, that is, give away people's heads, give them for nothing!" I advise you, don't send it again, send it again, tomorrow there will be a group of brothers from the professional team to carry you, and send you there while dancing. ”
Pang Xiaobai turned his head again in fright and wanted to run, but saw Ouyang Mofei again.
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Don't you love popcorn?" Then do you know what the flower language of popcorn is? ”
Pang Xiaobai, who was sweating profusely, subconsciously shook his head.
"Yes." Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and said to him, "No girl wants to watch a movie with you!" ”
When Pang Xiaobai's eyes widened, Ouyang Mofei took advantage of the victory and pursued: "So, you can't get anything except for excessive calories!" ”
Jin Ruoyu immediately followed up and said: "I can't say that, I still have a good hope of taking off the singles, taking off the singles, taking off the singles, finally being able to wear two clothes!" ”
Pang Xiaobai sat on the stool in fright, looked at Jin Ruoyu, and then looked at Ouyang Mofei, and then his face was full of fright.
Ouyang Mofei looked down at Pang Xiaobai with a smile behind his hands and said, "Okay, since you chose to look up at me at a forty-five-degree angle, don't blame me for despising you at a hundred and thirty-five degree angle!" You're like an old general on the stage! ”
"Old? Good acting? Jin Ruoyu suddenly asked Ouyang Mofei.
"No!" Ouyang Mofei replied, "It's a flag full of flags behind it, and Aili is an unreliable flag!" ”
Pang Xiaobai closed his eyes and took a deep breath, suddenly opened his eyes, exhaled and said: "Very good, keep coming, I can bear it, it's just a little brain pain!" ”
"You ask the brain." Jin Ruoyu said, "You ask yourself if you can stop hurting anymore?" You drip your brain and say, if it doesn't hurt anymore, the wooden people will hurt you! ”
Ouyang Mofei said: "You ask again, head, head, can you stop telling cold jokes, your head answers, the one who likes to tell cold jokes the most is obviously you, it's great that the earth has you, global warming has been solved by you, you are really too successful, the whole earth has to thank you!" ”
"Wood is wrong!" Jin Ruoyu followed, "The three types of success you get most often are, successful payment, successful download, and successful registration!" ”
Ouyang Mofei then said: "And the three things you lose most often are, the leader's face, the parent's face, and your face!" You're a faceless person! ”
Pang Xiaobai trembled when he heard this, then suddenly closed his eyes, trembling and wailing and screaming.
Hearing Pang Xiaobai's wailing and screaming, Su Kejie, Sha Lele and Tang Haixing in the big office were all stunned, and after glancing at each other, they all stood up together.
"Lele, you're here." Tang Haixing hurriedly said, "I'll go with Applejack to have a look." ”
After speaking, Tang Haixing ran to the pipeline room with Su Kejie.
As a result, as soon as he went, he saw Pang Xiaobai curled up on the ground with white eyes, and his whole body was still trembling.
"Xiaobai?" Su Kejie was the first to exclaim, "Xiaobai, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Say no more!" Tang Haixing said, "Quick, Ajie, come with me and help him out to breathe!" ”
Su Kejie nodded, quickly ran over, and one by one with Tang Haixing, setting up Pang Xiaobai, whose eyes were pale and trembling all over.
Jin Ruoyu hurriedly opened the door between the pipes and made way out, only Ouyang Mofei, with his arms in his hands, didn't care about it at all.
Soon, Su Kejie and Tang Haixing helped Pang Xiaobai, whose eyes were white and his whole body was constantly convulsing, out of the pipe room and came to the big office.
As soon as he saw this situation, Sha Lele immediately came over anxiously and asked, "Teacher Xiaobai?" What happened to Mr. Xiaobai? ”
"Don't ask." Su Kejie said, "Stool, Lele take the stool!" ”
"Oh oh oh!" Sha Lele nodded quickly, and then hurriedly set up the stool.
As soon as Sha Lele set up the stool, Su Kejie and Tang Haixing helped Pang Xiaobai, whose eyes were white, to sit down on the stool, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
"Xiaobai is so heavy." Tang Haixing, who let go of his hand, exhaled, "How heavy is this." ”
Su Kejie glanced at Tang Haixing: "At this time, you still ask this?" ”
"Teacher Xiaobai!" Sha Lele picked up a folder next to him, and while fanning Pang Xiaobai, who was lying on the table with his eyes white and convulsing, he asked anxiously, "Teacher Xiaobai, what's wrong with you?" Are you alright? ”
As a result, Pang Xiaobai's eyes were still white, his whole body was convulsed intermittently, and he didn't answer Sha Lele's words at all.
At this moment, Hu Qiang also walked out of the manager's room, quickly came to Ouyang Mofei's side and said, "What's wrong?" Why, all smoked? ”
Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms beside him and said steadily: "Don't worry, he just ingested too much trash talk in a short period of time and had indigestion, after a while, it would be good to wait for the skill to cool down, it's not a big deal." ”
When Hu Qiang heard this, he immediately frowned at Ouyang Mo Fei and said, "Mo Fei, I don't know you yet?" You must be hilarious as soon as you say it, you have no sense of proportion in your mouth, and you have attacked Meng, which is why you made him like this!
Xiaobai's bipolar disorder is not good yet, if you go on like this, don't be afraid that Ma Wen hasn't been scared yet, make Xiaobai stupid first! ”
"Blame me?" Ouyang Mofei glanced at Hu Qiang, "What do you know, if you don't know anything, you know what to shout!" ”
Jin Ruoyu poured water next to him and said: "Manager Hu, this time I really can't blame Forehead and Mo Fei, it's not that they want to deliberately increase the difficulty and embarrass Xiaobaidi, it's that he himself has to practice his ability to resist beating." ”
Pang Xiaobai, who had just twitched, suddenly returned to normal and said, "That's right, Manager Hu, don't blame them, it's me, I asked them to do this." ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai suddenly sat up and said with a resolute face: "All those who can't kill me will make me stronger!" ”
"Teacher Xiaobai!" Sha Lele clenched his hands into fists and looked adoring, "You are so strong!" It's amazing! ”
Pang Xiaobai suddenly cried again: "But I am useless all over my body, I don't even have good facial features, I am just a pure waste, woo woo woo ......"
Seeing Pang Xiaobai crying in a depressed mood again, Hu Qiang frowned, and hurriedly went over to comfort him: "Oh Xiaobai, don't say that, in fact, you are quite handsome, I think you, you ......"
After you hit it twice, Hu Qiang suddenly saw a disposable lighter on the table, and hurriedly picked it up and said: "You are like this lighter, you can do it in one dozen, and you are a very reliable spiritual guy!" ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang clicked, pressed the lighter button, and lit a cluster of flames.
"Look!" Hu Qiang slightly, "Isn't it very reliable and spiritual?" ”
Pang Xiaobai looked at the flames on the lighter, was stunned, and then cried and sprayed Hu Qiangmeng: "Manager Hu, are you lying to the ghost?" ”
After extinguishing the lighter flames, Pang Xiaobai continued to cry and said: "I know that I am a failure, I am such a waste, what revenge do I have, what hatred does Xue have, I am not qualified to be Bi Mawen's opponent, I should die!" ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai raised his hands that were still wearing boxing gloves and kept hitting his face.
Seeing this situation, Tang Haixing and Su Kejie hurriedly grabbed Pang Xiaobai's hands and prevented him from continuing to harm himself.
"Enough!" Hu Qiang suddenly shouted.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang helped his flat glasses and looked at Pang Xiaobai with a serious face: "What's wrong with you, Xiaobai, ah?" Isn't that what it is, have you been scolded?
Look at me, I'm going to be scolded by Lisa all day long, and I'm going to be scolded by Mo Fei, do you see me crying, am I going to die or live? Am I still fine?
The real Mengshi is to dare to face the miserable life, I am not afraid, you are, you are better than me, what are you afraid of, what can you cry about?
So, Xiaobai, if you think like this, all garbage talk, it's all floating clouds!
He scolded and let him scold, and the breeze blew on the hills. He is scolded by him, and the bright moon shines on the river.
Cheer up, a better tomorrow is waiting for you! ”
After listening to Hu Qiang's chicken blood, Pang Xiaobai raised his head crying, and said with a depressed face: "Don't waste time for me, everyone."
Mo Fei is right, at my age, it's too late to flirt with my sister, too early to touch porcelain, I'm nothing!
So, I'm not scared, I'm giving up, I'm going to fend for myself, I'm just a hopeless masturbator, woo woo! ”
Seeing Pang Xiaobai lying on the table crying again, Hu Qiang frowned, and subconsciously turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei.
Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms with both hands, put on a poker face, and smiled coldly at Pang Xiaobai:
"Xiaobai, you have been fighting for 9 years, 364 days and 6 hours, and you have persevered for so long, and you want to give up now? Are you getting a wrinkle removal injection in your brain? Or did the cerebellum have a facelift? ”
Hu Qiang followed: "Xiaobai, do you know that you like to call Zhenxiang a warning?" Do you know that good-looking Yan can fight? Did you know that Yes My Love was to be written as Yes Mora? ”
Ouyang Mofei frowned and tilted his head to look at Hu Qiang.
Even Pang Xiaobai was stunned, suddenly stopped crying, and looked up at Hu Qiang.
Hu Qiang said with a straight face: "Don't you think it's strange, why do I understand the names of these immortals?" That's not to help you!
Not only me, but also everyone, everyone is putting down the work at hand for your ten-year appointment, looking for all kinds of information, all kinds of training for you, and assisting you.
That is to say, everyone is busy for you, and they are doing their best to support you and be your strong backing.
Everyone helped you so much, don't you have any points in your heart?
You say you want to give up now, are you worthy of everyone? ”
Tang Haixing suddenly held Pang Xiaobai's gloves: "Xiaobai, don't worry, everyone is strict with you, just to make you stronger, just like my chairman father, put to death and then recognize each other!" ”
"Teacher Xiaobai." Sha Lele also followed, "Although you have been losing for the past ten years, aren't you getting better and better?" ”
"That's it!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "Xiaobai, that's a ten-year appointment, what a great and meaningful agreement!"
Ten years have passed, do you want to give up at the last minute and suffer the ridicule of that Bi Ma Wen again? No, this time the other party will not only laugh at you, but also despise you.
It's not terrible to lose, but a coward who doesn't even dare to shine a sword will definitely be despised. ”
Jin Ruoyu said suddenly: "Alas, everyone has said it in vain, please understand Xiaobai." People have lost for almost ten years, for so long, they have won against others once, and if they lose again, it is very embarrassing! ”
"Ahh Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, "It turns out that Xiaobai is afraid of losing, no wonder, we still work so hard, who knows that people don't plan to play at all, we are all flattering to the blind." ”
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Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang squinted his eyes and smiled, and said softly to Pang Xiaobai:
"Xiaobai, otherwise, if you directly post a post admitting defeat, you will say that you have taken Bi Ma Wen and will never dare again, and beg Bi Ma Wen to let it go.
In the future, as long as there is a game in which Bi Ma Wen is there, you must retreat and never dare to play a game with Bi Ma Wen again.
You can't fight him, can't you hide from him?
There are so many people in this world, how unfortunate it is that you meet someone who you will never win in your life.
There is a good saying, both Yu and Liang are born.
Now that you have found out that you are not at the same level as that Bi Ma Wen, you can't scold him no matter how you scold, and no matter how you scold, it's a loss, so it's better to give up as soon as possible.
Learning to give up is also an attitude.
Rest assured, if you really want to give up, we won't despise you.
After all, you, you don't even have the courage to shine the sword, what else is there to despise? ”
"Enough!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly slammed his fist on the table and shouted, "Don't say it!" ”
Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai stood up and said with an angry face: "Let Bi Ma Wen let the horse come over!" He dared to come, Lao Tzu slapped him on the lake wall, scolded him to death, and then the lake wall, scolded to death, the lake wall, scolded to death, the lake wall, scolded to death, scolded to death, scolded to death, and scolded ......"
Seeing that Pang Xiaobai was suddenly full of fighting spirit, he kept saying, "Lake wall!" Curse to death! Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Lao Hu, there is you!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly smiled and touched Hu Qiang with his elbow, "Not only do you let Xiaobai get out of the trough, but you can also make Xiaobai high?" The technique of beating chicken blood has improved! ”
"It has to be dropped." Hu Qiang pushed his glasses firmly, "I call this reverse incentive!" Very high-end! ”