654 Rest assured, they are not zombies!
Seeing Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele suddenly die on the spot with exaggerated expressions, Hu Qiang and Jin Ruoyu were speechless for a while.
After blinking, Hu Qiang pursed his mouth and forced a smile, took a deep breath and said to Jin Ruoyu: "Look at you, it's all your fault, they were originally fine, but they were scared to death by your words!" You give me back my nephron! ”
Jin Ruoyu, who claimed to be a red blood cell, rolled his eyes at this time and said speechlessly: "Bah! Can this also be blamed? Obviously it's you dripping pot, okay? ”
"My pot?" Hu Qiang blinked, "I didn't scare them, it's my business?" ”
Jin Ruoyu, who claims to be a red blood cell, said: "It's not because of you, not only do you not have a good rest, but you also eat takeout every day, ingest too many drops of oil and salt, and you don't drink enough water, which causes your kidneys to be more and more burdensome."
Therefore, they are not scared to death, but they are tired to death by your unhealthy habits! ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "Okay, my pot is my pot, so what now?" Both of them are dead, can they still be saved? ”
Jin Ruoyu said calmly: "Don't worry, there are about two million nephrons in the human body, although the death of nephrons is irreversible, and it is impossible to replenish new drops, but if you live a healthy life and use drops normally, it will definitely be enough for a lifetime." ”
"That's fine, that's fine." Hu Qiang said with a relieved look, "Then please ask, how many nephrons do I have in my body now?" ”
Jin Ruoyu turned his head to look at Hu Qiang, cut it disdainfully, and then turned his head away from him.
"Don't just cut it!" Hu Qiang frowned and said, "You are talking, answering?" ”
"Don't worry." Jin Ruoyu, who had his back to Hu Qiang, said, "Only when the total number of nephrons is less than 30 percent will it cause kidney failure, and there are still 600,000 nephrons in your body." ”
Hu Qiang blinked, deliberately folded his fingers and calculated, then widened his eyes violently and took a deep breath.
"Two million nephrons is normal, and I still have 600,000 available, isn't that just 30 percent?
If you say so, am I not about to die with my kidneys? ”
Jin Ruoyu blinked and continued to say calmly: "Don't worry, it's not a big problem." ”
"Isn't that a big deal?" Hu Qiang looked frightened, "It's all thirty percent, it's on the cordon, isn't this a big problem?" So what's the big problem? What could be worse than that? ”
Jin Ruoyu looked at Hu Qiang calmly, then directly pulled down his face, turned his head on the oxygen tank on his back and left.
"Don't go!" Hu Qiang hurriedly shouted, "Make your words clear before leaving, red blood cells?" Red sister? Red ball flowers? It's never too late to make it clear and go! ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly followed Jin Ruoyu.
As soon as you came to me, you left the hallway, lifted a thick curtain that stood in the way, and came to a dark place where you couldn't see your fingers.
"Red blood cells?" Hu Qiang, who followed in, hurriedly asked, "Where is this, why is it so dark that I can't see anything clearly?" ”
Jin Ruoyu didn't answer, and quickly pressed it on the side, and then a warm yellow light suddenly appeared here.
Although the lights are still dim, at least you can get a glimpse of the environment.
"Ahh Jin Ruoyu, who was carrying an oxygen tank on his back, pointed to the two drapes with big characters written on them, "Look for yourself." ”
Hu Qiang pushed his glasses to take a closer look, and found that one of the two curtains had the word "intestine" written on it, and the other had the word "stomach" written on it.
"Stomach?" Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, "We are now in the stomach?" ”
Jin Ruoyu nodded, and then did not speak to Hu Qiang, but tightened the oxygen tank on his back, and then shouted loudly to the surroundings:
"Someone doesn't? Someone squeaks when they talk, and their foreheads are red blood cells, to send oxygen! ”
After speaking, Jin Ruoyu took off the oxygen tank behind him with great difficulty, and then put the oxygen tank on a cabinet covered with a white cloth next to him.
Hu Qiang looked around and found that this should still be a corridor, but it was not the corridor where he had just descended the wall ladder, but the corridor near the roller shutter door of the Ministry of Urgency.
It's just that the surroundings are wrapped in white cloth and have yellow lights, and at first glance, it does seem like going to a new place.
But as long as you know in advance that this is still the Ministry of Urgency, and you know in advance that this is all fake, you can still tell the specific location through the details.
If there are no exceptions, the place on the left hand side that is blocked by a lot of strips of cloth should be the roller shutter door.
As soon as I looked at that place, I suddenly noticed two zombies walking out of it.
No, it's two people pretending to be zombies.
One of these two people is Tang Haixing, and the other is Pang Xiaobai, all of them are covered with rags and hemp ropes, and the word "intestine" is on the top of their heads, and then they roll their eyes, their movements are slow, and they are both leaning on their bodies, and they are also swaying when they walk, looking like real zombies.
"W-what is this?" Hu Qiang pointed at Tang Haixing, who was rolling his eyes, and said to Pang Xiaobai, "Isn't this the stomach?" How can there be zombies? Isn't it a string? ”
Jin Ruoyu, who was patting his shoulder, looked at Tang Haixing and Pang Xiaobai, who looked like zombies, and then looked at Hu Qiang, who was full of doubts, and then said with a calm expression: "Don't worry, they are not zombies!" ”
After speaking, Jin Ruoyu pointed to Pang Xiaobai, who was half-squinting: "This is your drop of intestinal cells." ”
He pointed at Tang Haixing, who was rolling his eyes: "This is your drop of intestinal cells." ”
Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide and looked at Pang Xiaobai and Tang Haixing, who looked like zombies: "Isn't it?" These two zombies are my large intestine and small intestine? ”
Jin Ruoyu nodded, and then asked Tang Haixing and Pang Xiaobai, "Why are there only the two of you?" Gastric mucosal cell nirvana? Wasn't she injured before? Are you feeling better now? ”
Tang Haixing and Pang Xiaobai glanced at each other, and then looked back and forth.
Before the two of them could speak, Sha Lele, who was also dressed but had a word "stomach" on his head, suddenly walked out from behind them, his eyes were dull and his mouth was open, he was hunched over and swaying, and then grinned at Hu Qiang, looking very terrifying.
Hu Qiang was startled, and hurriedly retreated to the side of Jin Ruoyu with a calm face: "Red blood cells, who is this?" It's weird and scary, it's scary than the big and small intestines! ”
Jin Ruoyu glanced at Sha Lele calmly: "Obviously, this is your gastric mucosal cells." ”
"Gastric mucosal cells?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Why is she so virtuous?"
And the large and small intestines, why are they more mourning than the other, and they are all mourning, and the mourning is the same as a ghost?
Are you sure this is my gastrointestinal cell? ”
Jin Ruoyu, who had red letters on his head, sighed: "Isn't this obvious?
The owners are healthy, they are naturally healthy.
The owner is like a ghost, and they are naturally like a ghost, how can they be like a person. ”
Suddenly, a gurgling sound came out, and then I saw Sha Lele with the word "stomach" on the top of his head, and suddenly trembled like a sheep's madness.
"What's wrong with her?" Hu Qiang hurriedly asked Jin Ruoyu with a sense of substitution, "What's wrong with the gastric mucosal cells?" Why did you suddenly go crazy? ”
Jin Ruoyu sighed and said: "It's not because your biological clock is irregular every day, you eat heavily, you secrete excessive stomach acid all day long, and Mu Rimu Mu night drops stimulate the cells of the gastric mucosa."
Stomach acid stimulation was too much, which turned her from a beautiful little girl to this ghost.
Alas, if this continues, a stomach ulcer will soon form, and when the time comes, she will definitely be worse than now, and she will be mourned! (End of chapter)