656 Heroes have worked hard, you have been wronged!
Although Hu Qiang's heart was turning and turning thousands of times at the moment, complaining all kinds of things, but on the surface, he deliberately bit his lip and pursed his lips, his eyes blinked, and he lowered his head slightly and touched his nose, showing an embarrassing look of being poked by someone and being scolded until he had nothing to say.
Well, this kind of subtle grasp of expression, Hu Qiang couldn't do it, or it would be very fake and exaggerated, after all, he was not born with a good act, and he didn't learn professional acting.
But who let Hu Qiang come to the Ministry of Urgency after crossing, and also met Ouyang Mofei.
Since meeting Ouyang Mofei, Hu Qiang Danfan met Ouyang Mofei, either by her, or on the road of being scolded by her.
I was scolded a lot, I was embarrassed a lot, and I learned how to handle that extremely subtle expression.
Not to mention anything else, if you embarrass Hu Qiang, he will definitely have no problem.
It's like now, he was ridiculed by Jin Ruoyu with a roll of his eyes, even though he complained in his heart, but his face subconsciously showed a very embarrassed expression.
It's very realistic!
Sure enough, seeing that Hu Qiang was so embarrassed that he bowed his head and was speechless, looking like he had disarmed and surrendered, Jin Ruoyu shook his head, and the next wave of ridicule that he had thought of stopped and stopped exporting.
No way, he is a manager after all, and his immediate boss still has to give some face.
Not only that, Jin Ruoyu also took advantage of the fact that Hu Qiang lowered his head and couldn't see his face, and quickly gave Tang Haixing and the other three who were still laughing a look.
Receiving Jin Ruoyu's eyes, Tang Haixing, Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele all stopped laughing, and invariably looked at Jin Ruoyu, squinting their eyes and crooking their mouths, and Abba Abba got up.
Hearing the voices of the three of them, Hu Qiang raised his head again, looked at the ghost appearance of the three of them with crooked mouths and slanted eyes, and looked at Jin Ruoyu with a puzzled expression: "What's wrong with them?" ”
Jin Ruoyu glanced at Hu Qiang calmly: "They are tortured and can't speak anymore, but it doesn't matter, their foreheads are red blood cells, even if they can't speak, they can understand what they are saying." ”
"And what are they talking about?" Hu Qiang asked.
Jin Ruoyu said: "They said that although you eat very hard, live an irregular life, and have excessive stomach acid secretion every day, tormenting them every day, they are gastrointestinal cells, and since they have done this work, they must be responsible."
As long as you still have a breath, you will fight until the last moment for you, the master.
Therefore, they asked the forehead oxygen to bring enough wood to have.
As long as they have oxygen, they can work overtime again, handle food and deliver nutrients for you. ”
After saying these words to Hu Qiang, Jin Ruoyu immediately said to Tang Haixing and the others: "Don't worry, you have already brought oxygen, and after you receive it, you can continue to work." ”
As soon as Jin Ruoyu said this, Tang Haixing, Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele immediately looked at each other, and they clapped their hands together and giggled.
Seeing this scene, Hu Qiang pushed his glasses and sighed, and said to Tang Haixing, Pang Xiaobai and Sha Lele, who were still crooked and squinting, clapping their hands and smirking: "You heroes have worked hard, you have been wronged!"
It was my fault that I made you like this.
Don't worry, as long as I can survive this time, I will have a good rest in the future, eat lightly, treat you well, and never let you heroes be tortured again! ”
After listening to Hu Qiang's words, Tang Haixing, Pang Xiaobai, who had the word "intestine" on his head, and Sha Lele, who had the word "stomach" on his head, looked at each other with crooked mouths and squinted eyes, and then nodded to Hu Qiang at the same time, and then turned around together, bent down, staggered, trembling, and slowly left.
Seeing this situation, Hu Qiang and Hu Qiang were stunned: "Huh? Where are they going? ”
"Of course, I'm going to keep working." Jin Ruoyu, who claimed to be a red blood cell, said lightly.
"That's right." Hu Qiang nodded.
But soon, Hu Qiang found that there were many green spots on the white cloth cloak worn by Tang Haixing and the others, just like mildew.
"Wait!" Hu Qiang called out to Jin Ruoyu, the red blood cell who was continuing to walk forward, "Why are there so many spots on their bodies, and they are all green!" It can't be moldy, right? ”
Jin Ruoyu said calmly: "Don't worry, it's not moldy." ”
"Oh, that's right." Hu Qiang nodded, "That's fine." ”
"It's just cancerous." Jin Ruoyu continued.
"Oh, that's right." Hu Qiang continued to nod, "It's just cancer...... Ay? ”
Hu Qiang, who said this, was taken aback, stared at Jin Ruoyu who had continued to move forward with wide eyes, and immediately followed: "Cancerous? Nothing more? Am I going to get cancer? ”
Jin Ruoyu walked slowly, and said calmly: "Don't worry, cancer is not the same as cancer, but it is more likely to get cancer drops."
Of course, if you continue like this, there are more and more cancers, so much that the body can't bear it, then you really have cancer.
But don't worry, it's not that bad for you.
After all, there's something worse for you than cancer. ”
Hu Qiang made a gasp expression: "Is there anything worse than cancer?" What is that? ”
Jin Ruoyu glanced at Hu Qiang lazily, made a look of wanting to say something, then shook his head, didn't say anything, and continued to walk forward.
Hu Qiang hurriedly followed: "Secretary Jin, no, red blood cells, red balls?" You mean, what's worse than cancer? ”
Jin Ruoyu sighed: "Follow the forehead to know!" ”
After saying that, Jin Ruoyu continued to walk forward, and soon the two came to a wall made of cotton.
"Huh? Odd? Seeing this, Hu Qiang frowned, "How can there be a wall here?" No road? What is this wall? ”
Jin Ruoyu sighed: "It's very simple, this is a blood clot!" ”
"Blood clots?" Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide.
"That's right!" Jin Ruoyu glanced at the cotton wall calmly.
"You eat irregularly all day long, and you have a heavy taste of oil, salt, and taste, which not only makes your stomach unbearable, but also causes hyperlipidemia, causing you to drop high total cholesterol, low-density lipoprotein and triglycerides.
With blood clots, blocked roads, and poor blood circulation, these red blood cells cannot smoothly deliver oxygen to each cell, and of course there will be very serious consequences. ”
"How serious?" Hu Qiang looked frightened.
"Don't worry, it's not a big deal." Jin Ruoyu said with a fearless expression, "At most, it is half-paralyzed, cerebral palsy and unable to speak, or myocardial infarction, and a whimper."
By the way, the reason why you suddenly fainted is also related to this blood clot. ”
Hu Qiang looked frightened: "Isn't this a big deal?" So what's the big deal? ”
"Don't worry, what's a big deal." Jin Ruoyu continued to say calmly, "This is just a small thrombus in the early stage, it is not big enough and not thick enough, and with hard work, you can still reopen the drop." ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "That means I'm still saved?" ”
Jin Ruoyu nodded, then came to the cotton wall, and moved his wrist, ready to tear the cotton to open the way.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Hu Qiang hurriedly walked over.
"I'm not here for this kind of thing, since I'm here, how can I let you do it?
You've worked so hard, so let me do the hard work. ”
Jin Ruoyu blinked, then smiled slightly and nodded: "Okay, since you are so hearted, then it is up to you to open the blood clot." ”
Hu Qiang looked at the cotton wall, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
After being silent for two seconds, Hu Qiang suddenly opened his eyes, stretched out his hand as handsomely as a domineering president, blocked one arm in front of Jin Ruoyu, and looked at the cotton wall with a serious expression and said:
"Stand back, I'm going to start smashing the wall!" (End of chapter)