Chapter 90: Square Dance Aunt Takes Over the Basketball Court
At this time, the second half of the basketball court has been occupied by a group of aunts.
And at the door of the basketball court, there is a steady stream of aunts entering inside.
In a few moments, the entire basketball court was completely occupied.
Even Ren Zhen's handful of places where they were playing basketball, they didn't let go.
"Bang Bang!"
The aunt at the head clapped her hands and said aloud with a full temperament:
"Sisters, the [Annual Square Dance Competition] is about to start the audition, we have to hurry up and practice, and strive to enter the national finals!"
"Also, forward more moments of friends, canvass for our team, and let your relatives and friends fart (pick) us!"
"Okay, without further ado, let's practice two of our repertoire first!"
"All of them! Lined up!!! ”
The aunts proudly raised their heads and moved their small steps quickly, just like stars performing on the stage, quickly and neatly lined up.
They have pride in their eyes!
The face is full of the smirk taught by the coach!
Dance to the music!
"The end of the world is my love
Flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying and the most
What kind of singing voice is the most cheerful......
The loud voice is so loud that I can't wait to hear it clearly in the neighborhood next door.
Ren Zhen glanced at it.
Ooh!
This cottage big bluetooth speaker, more than a dozen speaker units, can not do the lion roar when it comes!
A few children playing basketball next to them were full of disappointment.
One of the little boys couldn't help but step forward to find the lead dancer and said loudly: "Auntie, this is the basketball court, not a place for you to dance square dances, can you please leave?"
The lead dancer said disdainfully: "What do children know?" This is a public place, you can do anything, I have asked about the property, and people say no problem! ”
"Go aside, don't disturb our training!"
A few boys next to him were not happy.
"It's where we play basketball, dance and dance somewhere else!"
"We still have physical education exams this semester, aren't you delaying us?"
"Shall we go?"
"Are you still old men? Not an old man at all! Disrespectful for the old! ”
I saw the boys surround the lead dancer.
The aunts dancing behind were not happy, and immediately stepped forward, pushed the boys, and said very arrogantly:
"This is where our sisters dance, and when we started dancing, you were still in your mother's womb!"
"Children should know to respect their elders, haven't you parents taught you?"
"I'm a lot of grades, you dare not let us, believe it or not, we fell to the ground and slandered you."
The little boy who was pushed to the ground was very angry and said, "Why do you beat people? ”
The aunt who pushed him crossed her waist and said arrogantly: "Come on, come on, you beat me too!" If you move me, you will be falsely accused of your family, and all your family's money will be given to me, and even the medical expenses will not be enough to compensate! Cut ~~~~"
The boy was angry and wanted to rush up and beat her, but he was stopped by his companion, and the companion told him not to find trouble for the family.
There was nothing to do with this group of square dancing aunts standing at the top of the food chain, and the little boys who played ball had to leave disappointed.
Ren Zhen asked a golfer next to him who was about to pack up his things and leave: "Dude, are these aunts so arrogant?" ”
The bald old man shook his head with a wry smile and said, "No way, the property can't manage them." ”
"What about calling the police?" Ren Zhendao.
"When the police came, they left, and after a while they continued to come, and no one could take them. Hey, little brother, you should go quickly, come with them, bad luck! ”
After saying that, the old man left.
Ren Zhen tried to reason with the leading dancer.
"Are you insane? Can't you jump somewhere else? You're getting in the way of me playing basketball! Gan! ”
Seeing that Ren Zhen and Xiang Feifei are young at this time.
Auntie didn't take them seriously at all.
"Not convinced? If you are not satisfied to find a property, you will call the police! It's a public place and we can jump whenever we want! Which law of the country prohibits square dancing? ”
"We dance square dance to exercise, and experts on WeChat have said that square dancing for two hours in the morning and evening can live 4 hours more healthily than others every day!"
"That is, as soon as our body is healthy, we don't have to go to the doctor, which can be regarded as saving medical insurance money for the country, and the country will thank us!"
The other aunts spoke one after another.
One of the aunts even pulled Xiang Feifei, the benefits of that Amway Square Dance:
"There are so many benefits to this square dance!"
"First, it is conducive to enhancing physical fitness, making muscles get a comprehensive exercise, promoting blood circulation, and can improve the function of the digestive system, which is conducive to the digestion and absorption of food."
"Second, keeping the body in good shape can not only improve the bad body shape such as bending over and hunchback, make the body straight, but also improve the strength of the muscles!"
"Three, ......"
Xiang Feifei was dizzy when she heard this, and half of her feet stepped into the square dance team.
"Feifei, why are you going?"
Ren Zhen shouted violently, and Xiang Feifei's delicate body trembled.
"Good...... What a scary aunt! I'm a cyborg, and I'm almost fooled into square dancing! Xiang Feifei looked apprehensive and hid behind Ren Zhen.
At this time, the new tune "Butterfly Flying" was switched.
The aunts immediately regrouped and continued to dance.
The leading dance aunt ignored Ren Zhen, waved her hand calmly and elegantly: "Then play music, continue to dance!" ”
This attitude really drove Ren Zhen crazy!
At this point, the sound of the system arrives as promised.
Bite!
[Option 1: There is nothing wrong with square dancing in public, and this group of people are all elderly, respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue, and let them go home to play other balls on the basketball court. Rewards god-level square dance mastery skills. 】
[Option 2: The basketball court should be a place to play basketball, not a place to dance square dances, go to the public toilet to get a few buckets of fresh ones, and splash them. Reward the old eight secret small burger recipes. 】
[Option 3: Tata Kai, Izi Mota Takai (Fight, keep fighting)!] Drive the aunts out of the basketball court and return the children to a basketball pure land! Reward [Healthy Body]. 】
Ren Zhen chose three without thinking about it.
In fact, he is also a little interested in option two.
But don't get me wrong, Ren Zhen is interested in the content of the options, not the rewards.
Ren Zhen asked Xiang Feifei to open his mobile phone for live broadcast.
"Family, I had a power outage at home today, and I went downstairs to play basketball, but a group of aunts rushed in and had to occupy this place to dance in the square!"
"Look at it!"
The camera turned.
Looking at the aunts filling the entire basketball court, listening to the loud and loud music, the sailors in the live broadcast room exploded directly!