[Damn, this is a basketball court? 】

[There are not so many aunts in the square near our house! 】

[The thief is annoyed to dance the square dance, he thinks it is beautiful, but it is actually an ugly batch! ] 】

[Upstairs, I suggest you watch some videos of some female anchors in a certain sound going to square dance, thieves are energetic! ] Square dancing is right, it mainly depends on who is dancing. 】

[Real dog, you don't have a trick now, right? ] Hey hey ......]

[The real dog must have no good tricks this time, after all, these are all humans standing at the top of the food chain, and if you fight, all the net worth of the real dog will have to be compensated, scolded? ] They have two mouths per person, how do you scold them? 】

The atmosphere of the live broadcast room was instantly full!

In reality, there are still many people who are troubled by square dancing aunts.

The corners of Ren Zhen's mouth curled slightly: "Can't fix them?" Brothers, don't forget what a streamer does? ”

"Today, I will teach you how to legally rectify the square dance aunt!"

As soon as I heard that, Ren Zhen wanted to rectify the square dance aunt.

Water friends are instantly full of energy!

After all, in reality, there is no way to govern the square dance aunt, and when the police come, they can only be persuaded to come.

In case there are a few aunts in their seventies and eighties, who have half a foot in the coffin, and they don't even dare to say cruel words, for fear that they will be angry with each other, and they will have to pay money and go to jail.

"One of the tricks of our ancestors' religion is to adapt measures to local conditions, which means to formulate corresponding and appropriate measures according to the actual conditions of different environments."

"Have you seen that copycat Bluetooth speaker with 18 loudspeakers?"

"Next, I'm going to show the aunts some songs they really need."

"Here, brothers, give it, Ollie give !!"

Ren Zhen picked up the phone, smiled slightly, and easily connected to this copycat Bluetooth speaker.

"sei no ~~~ get a certain ~~ send the bag home ~~~ big mold ~~ a certain oh ~ send the bag home ~~ after the ~~ koukoulou wo heart kasu road yo ~~~~"

The smiling voice actor Kana Hanazawa's "Love Cycle" replaced the originally played "The Old Lady Arrives" and spread it from the loudspeaker.

The dancing aunts were dumbfounded.

The originally uniform rhythm was also disrupted in an instant.

"What's the situation?"

"What about foreign songs in this square dance?"

"It's so ugly, what kind of thing is this singing, it smells sour!"

The aunts all complained.

Many of these aunts don't even know how to play with mobile phones, so they don't understand the principle of Bluetooth playback.

They thought it was the song list of the lead dancer Xiao Shabi.

Xiao Shabi frowned.

"I don't have this song on my playlist!"

She picked up her phone and switched back to the original playlist.

Soon, the speaker began to continue to play "The Old Lady Arrives".

When the crowd was just about to start jumping.

Ren Zhen also cut the song over there.

"Nam Wu, Drink Raktana, Doro Night, Nam Mu, Ahya, Brahma, Shrou Bowl ......"

As soon as this "Great Compassion Mantra" came out, it instantly made the sailors laugh.

[You're too bad, a real dog! 】

[The Great Compassion Mantra is all out, awesome! ] 】

[Let's die, square dance aunt!! Retreat, retreat!! 】

[Hahaha, I see that some aunts have green faces! ] 】

Can it not be green?

They may not understand "Love Cycle", but how can these aunts not understand "Great Compassion Mantra"?

After all, many of their relatives love to put this at their funerals.

Suddenly, many aunts were angry.

"Xiao Shabi, why are you doing to amplify the sad curse? Can this thing jump? ”

"Isn't that a curse on us to death?"

"Hurry up, hurry up and cut the song! Bad luck! ”

Xiao Shabi was also helpless, and quickly cut a song "Let the World Be Full of Love" to ease the atmosphere.

Ren Zhen felt that the atmosphere was almost brewing, and it was time to amplify the move.

"Friendly reminder to all sailors, I'm going to release "Lost Rivers"!"

[Anchor, what song is "Lost Rivers" and is it good? ] 】

When Ren Zhen saw this barrage, his nature of forgetting the way was exposed again.

"This is a natural sound, the female singer sings the truest emotions in her heart, and the singer's voice is pure and clean. Turn off the lights before going to bed at night, close your eyes, and listen quietly~ I believe you will definitely have a good dream! Believe me! ”

The song "Lost Rivers" is sung by Sainkho Namtchylak. The whole song has neither melody nor lyrics, and is a broken human vocal wail from beginning to end, which sounds suffocating.

Therefore, it is called "funeral" by netizens.

When Ren Zhen listened to it for the first time, he thought that his headphones were broken, and he felt that all he had been playing was a harsh noise.

Later, I read the reviews and realized that the original version of this song was like this.

Ren Zhen smiled and opened the Divine Comedy.

"Oh, uh, whoa!!!!"

The moment the music was turned on, the terrible roar was overwhelming towards the aunts.

The shattered and hollow sound was like a sharp knife piercing their eardrums, and the dry voice was like a roar of loss, ravaging the souls of the aunts.

In an instant, all the aunts stopped dancing.

One by one, they all covered their ears and showed uncomfortable expressions.

"Hurry up and shut it down!"

"What's that, so harsh?"

"Xiao Shabi, did you record it when you were constipated? It's disgusting! ”

"I'm going to have my ears broken!"

And the fans in the live broadcast room laughed wildly.

[Hahaha, there's a kind of square dance of "Lost Rivers"! 】

[Nima, true dog, I believe in your evil! Just now, I deliberately turned up my voice to the maximum, and I was almost scared to death! 】

[Real dog, change a song, I can't bear it! ] 】

Ren Zhen said calmly: "Change the song, right?" Okay! ”

Immediately, Ren Zhen changed an audio song that has been treasured for many years.

"Hum aa, a!!a

The next moment, a foul-smelling sound came out of the big speaker.

Now not only are the aunts desperate, but the sailors are also scorched by the thunder.

[Ahhh 】

[Homo's unique ubiquity (sadness)]

[Stinks to death, is it necessary to keep such a stinky speaker?] 】

[I feel that the square dance aunts are also stained by this foul sound! 】

【Pressure Masine~~~】

[Why does the barrage stink too?] 】

[114514, the sound from your mouth is my unchanging belief in this life! 】

"Great Compassion Curse", "Lost Rivers" and stinking audio bombarded in turns, and the aunts finally couldn't bear it.

Xiao Shabi turned off the speaker directly, and said to everyone: "Let's get here today, maybe this speaker is broken, I'll find someone to repair it at night, and let's continue to practice tomorrow." ”

Looking at the aunts who were leaving, Ren Zhen breathed a sigh of relief.

This first meeting ended with Ren Zhen's narrow victory.

However, Ren Zhen knew that this was only a palliative rather than a cure.

He can't just squat here every day and play music for people, right?

"Rectify the square dance aunt, let it go far and wide!"

Ren Zhen sighed.

At this time, it was getting late, and Ren Zhen had been on the basketball court long enough, and he was quite tired.

"Fei Fei, elbow, don't play here, let's go home and play ball."