Chapter 526: Mushroom Warrior and Spam

Along the way, Li Pu and the others finally saw what it means to be a brave aura.

It's not that the lonely brave themselves have a lot of lonely charm or anything like that.

Instead, on the way to the capital of the Sword Lonely King, they will always encounter various events, large and small.

Among them, the encounter with Warcraft is naturally indispensable.

Some of the monsters are so weak that even the lone brave can barely beat them.

Some of the demonic beasts are also very strong, and they need a straw man or Li Pu to take action to overturn them.

In the process, they also thoroughly determined the secret of why the Lone Brave was so weak but was able to pass freely on the Mushroom Continent.

Because this guy is really immortal.

But this is not the key, the key is that there have been several sneak attacks by Warcraft, and the lone brave was killed in the first round of the opening game.

After a while, it came back to life with full blood.

And this is the first time they have encountered a guy who pulls hatred more than the fire tongs scorpion.

Even if the Fire Clamp Scorpion survives, the Lone Brave is 100% the one who is attacked first.

This made the firetong scorpion quickly establish an exceptionally deep friendship with it.

In addition to being killed by the monster, the lonely brave also performed falling to death, being burned to death, being stoned to death by a hillside, and even being trampled to death by a rolling turtle unintentionally, etc., which can be regarded as a big show of various ways to die.

But even if it crumbles into a pile of mushroom dregs, it can slowly reintegrate back in the end.

In this regard, the explanation of the lonely brave is that he belongs to the long-lived orphan.

But Li Pu and they believe that this may also be an effect of the aura of bravery.

To put it bluntly, although this guy is very unbearable, he may really be a son of face.

After several days of trekking, everyone finally entered the country of Daogu, and came to the nearest city to the border.

When I came to the Knife Lonely Country, it was still very different from the Evil Mushroom Country.

Before, in the territory of the Evil Mushroom Country, their group ate and drank for nothing with the Royal Mushroom Coins.

But in the country of Daogu, it won't work.

The Royal Mushroom Coin is the Royal Mushroom Coin of the Evil Mushroom Country, and if it is taken out in the Knife Lonely Country, it may even be hostile.

Fortunately, they also collected a lot of supplies along the way.

Warcraft materials, heavenly materials and earth treasures are still valuable, and Li Pu and the others decided to keep them.

However, it is a completely useless spores such as bean spores, which can be sold.

The money from the sale is not enough for the lonely brave to pay for their crimes, but at least it can ensure their food, shelter and transportation all the way to the royal capital.

After finding an inn to settle down, according to the proposal of the lonely brave, everyone found a restaurant to wash the dust.

It's just that this guy's alcohol consumption is not good, and he fell drunk on the ground and fell asleep before the food was finished.

"Didn't you say that booze is a necessary course for the brave, and that's the result?"

Wu Guinan, whose face was only slightly flushed, glanced at the lonely brave man with disdain.

"Guys, it's been a hard journey, Bo."

On the other hand, the Slime Demon seems to be still very sober.

It is clear that everyone has protected the lone brave many times along the way.

Although this guy won't die, if there is no crowd, he will definitely suffer more.

And according to the past, every time they go to a place where the inhabitants gather, the lonely brave will definitely cause trouble.

During this time, there were people wiping their butts, so its wanted bounty did not continue to rise.

"You're welcome, Span."

Qian Shanshan raised the quilt with a smile.

After getting along, they finally learned the name of the Slime Demon, Spam.

It's actually a bit weird, contrary to the Lone Brave, Spam, perhaps because of his demonic physique, he will never be attacked by demonic beasts, and he won't even cause their hostility.

However, it does not have any threatening means, that is, the force value is even lower than that of the lone brave.

Other than that, it doesn't exhibit any demon-related properties.

Even sometimes he will be in a daze at the small flowers and grasses, which is very different from the demon in everyone's impression.

"Actually, everyone, I have one thing I want to ask you for, Bo."

Maybe it's under the influence of alcohol, or maybe it's this time together that makes it let down its guard.

At this time, Spam's attitude was a bit similar to that of the first day when they met everyone for help.

"Oh?" x5

Its words immediately attracted everyone's eyes.

In the process of going all the way, represented by Qian Shanshan, they actually didn't go to Spam to inquire about making a wish.

But each time Spam avoided talking about it, or avoided the topic.

Ask the lonely brave, this stupid thing doesn't know anything.

Everyone is about to pin their hopes entirely on the artifact Mushroom Lone Knife.

But now that I hear it, things seem to have taken a turn for the better.

"Actually, I can tell you've always been interested in making a wish to a demon, right?"

Sure enough, Span's first sentence went straight to the point.

"But you've probably heard that making a wish to a demon comes at a price, Bo."

Its gaze suddenly became a little gloomy.

"This ......" x5

The five had heard of it from the mushroom profiteer, oh no, the Evil Mushroom Prophet.

But looking at Spam's attitude, it seems that things are not as simple as imagined.

"Could it be that the price here is greater than we thought?"

Li Pu took the initiative to ask.

"Captain Cripple, tell me what you think the price is, Bo."

Captain Cripple is Spam's name for Li Pu.

Then the remaining few people are team members A, B, C, D.

At first, everyone didn't accept it, but they quickly got used to it.

Even the three of them have repeatedly fought for the order of A, B, C, D.

Chang Zhishang consciously took the name of the team member, because he was afraid of getting injured in a fight.

"Broken leg, blind?"

Li Pu said his answer.

Anyway, he has [repair], and he is not afraid at all.

"No, Bo."

Spam shook his head, though technically it didn't have a head.

"Ugly?"

Wu Guinan thinks that his handsomeness is second only to Li Pu in the field, and even if he becomes ugly, he is still handsome.

"No, Bo."

Spam shook his head again.

"Give all your possessions."

Ryujin felt that money was something outside of his body.

"No, Bo."

"The bleeding doesn't stop."

Chang Zhu Shang is different from them, and he says what he is afraid of.

"No, Bo."

"Don't lift it?"

Qian Shanshan prefers this price.

If it was really this price, she would definitely take advantage of it the most.

It's just that this time, without waiting for Spam to answer, she received four malicious glances.

Maybe it's useless now, but it's definitely needed later.

They can't miss this thing.

"Neither is right, none is right."

"Or maybe it's not right."

"Depending on the wish, the price to be paid is also different."

"Wave."

This is how Spam finally replied.

"Do you know what this guy paid in the first place?"

It glanced at the lone brave.

"Brain."

"Mind."

"Intelligence."

"IQ."

"Mind."

The answers of the five people are different, but they seem to be the same.

"Wave ...... No. ”

Eventually, Spam was going to say yes.

With this answer, the past of the two encounters is also mentioned again.

It's just that compared to the words of the lonely brave at the beginning, Spam's words are more detailed.

In reminiscence, a certain year, a certain month, a certain day, a certain haze of secret land.

A shriveled sac like a deflated balloon lay limply on the ground.

"I can't imagine that my princess of a country will end up in such a situation, Bo."

His eyes were dull and his voice was weak.

(Wu Guinan: "Wait, aren't you a demon?") ”)

(Spam: "It's not important, don't interrupt my memories, Bo.") ”)

Demons, feed on the price of wishes.

And as a demon, it has never succeeded in selling wishes since its birth.

So now, it's completely unsupportable.

"There shouldn't be anyone coming to this dangerous secret realm, Bo ......"

Even if it wants to find a trader now, it is impossible.

Because the neighborhood is full of dangerous Warcraft, and Warcraft can't communicate and can't make a deal.

The key is that I'm still lost in this secret realm, and I'm trapped here, and I can't get out.

Until the vitality is about to be exhausted, and now I can't move even if I want to.

I can only lie on the ground and wait for death.

"Well, maybe that's what happens when you become a demon, Bo."

As time passed, Spam's eyelids became weaker and weaker.

Stop...... Smack!

At this moment, a huge pile of feces fell from the sky and landed 5 meters away.

Such a scene made Spam even more sad.

"At the end of the dying, do you want to be accompanied by feces, hehehehe......"

It smiled wryly.

However, a few seconds later, there was movement in the huge pile of feces.

"Poof! It's finally the light of day! Lonely! ”

"It's all to blame on that dying, abominable dragon beast!"

A mushroom lone man popped out of it.

Exactly, the lonely brave.

The lone brave never travels by means of transportation because it has no fixed destination and never lacks the means to travel long distances.

It's just a little stinky, a little narrow, and a little boring.

"Yes, yes...... People, waves! ”

Seeing the appearance of the lonely brave, Spanm's dark eyes lit up slightly.

"What are you, Lonely?"

Almost at the same time, the lone brave also discovered each other.

"It's like a dying balloon, Lonely."

It took a closer look.

A strong smell of bird droppings came to my nose.

The stimulating taste made Spam almost jump back to the light.

But no matter how stinky it is, it can endure it at this time.

Because the mushroom lonely person in front of him is the only hope for his own survival.

So it said its own set of foolproof demonic opening words.

"You stupid, dirty, despicable, stupid mushroom lonely man, why don't you come and bow down to me quickly."

"Then say your wish and beg me to make it happen."

"Wave."

(Yongren: "......, no wonder you haven't been able to sell your wishes before.") ”)

(Wu Guinan: "It's okay to emphasize 'stupidity' twice.") ”)

"Wish-fulfillment?"

"But I don't have a wish, lonely haha."

The lonely brave still had that smile and scratched his head.

"But since you can make your wish come true, why don't you make your own wish come true first?"

Then it asked.

“……”

This question directly silenced Spam.

"I ...... Unable to fulfill their wishes. ”

Actually, of course, it also has wishes.

But the laws of the devil limit it from speaking its own desires.

At the same time, it is not possible to fulfill one's own wishes, only the wishes of traders.

"Then let me make your wish come true, Lonely!"

"Lao Tzu is a brave man, lonely!"

The lone brave patted his chest.

"Ahh

Spam was stunned.

During the time it became a demon, it encountered x108 who avoided itself, encountered x108 who insulted itself in turn, encountered people who didn't believe in it, encountered people who tried to attack it, and tried to capture and imprison it.

But this is the first one who offers to help it fulfill its wishes.

This mushroom lonely man seems to be extraordinarily stupid.

"Then you have to pay ...... Half the lifespan. ”

But Spam is a god who made a ghost and said such a sentence.

I don't want anything now, I just want to live.

It's just that as soon as the words come out, it feels ridiculous.

I am afraid that no one will agree to such a request.

After all, that's half lifespan, and maybe more precious than anything else in the world.

"No problem, Lonely."

As a result, the lonely brave man agreed.

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but at this time, there were clouds in the hazy sky, and a bright light shone down, forming a pillar of light that was out of place with the surroundings.

And this pillar of light happened to fall on the lonely brave.

Coupled with its sunny smile at this moment, something seemed to have touched Spam's heart.

With the promise of the lonely brave, a large number of small blue light clusters suddenly overflowed from its body.

Grains of light floated briskly towards Spam.

The lonely brave can clearly perceive that their life is passing rapidly.

But it's especially long-lived and lonely.

There is no specialty, but it is a long life.

I don't care.

“!!!”

But that's not what Spam thinks.

Looking at the scene in front of me, it was extremely excited.

Because it knows what it means, it means that the deal is done.

The grains of light were absorbed by one's own body, as if they were sparks lit by firewood.

It could feel that its vitality was rapidly recovering.

The body also began to inflate like an inflated balloon.

After a while, Spam turned into a plump Slime.

"Thank you."

It blinked, watery eyes, apparently still a little unrelievable.

He was on the verge of death a second ago, but this time he will return to his soul, and no one can react.

"Lonely wow!"

But the lonely brave man who heard this was unusually happy.

"This is the first time I've received a thank you from someone!"

"It's a great feeling to be a brave man!"

"Lonely Dada!"

It even danced on the spot.

"This ...... This guy! ”

As he gradually came back to his senses, he always felt that something was wrong.

This mushroom lonely person is afraid that it is not the mushroom orphan among the mushroom orphans.

That is, the meaning of the fool among fools.

But whether the other party is stupid or not, in fact, it has nothing to do with it.

According to the law of demons, you only need to fulfill the other party's wishes.

"So come, say your wishes, and I'll make them happen."

This time, Spam's tone was much softer.

"I said I don't have a wish."

"And even if there is, the brave must realize their own wishes."

"Lonely Dada!"

The lonely brave man smiled brightly and his tone was firm.

Spam: "......"

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