Chapter 527: The Price of Returning to the Blue Star
This is the end of Spam's story.
“……”x5
After listening, the crowd fell silent for a while.
"In other words, you still owe it a wish, don't you?"
Li Pu captured part of the meaning that Spam was trying to convey.
"That's right, Bo."
Spam nodded, and continued, "Actually, I know that you want to use my power to make a wish, Bo. ”
"But until the current transaction is completed, the Demon Law does not allow new transactions to be made, Wave."
Because of the trading relationship, it can't even get too far from the lone brave.
Once the distance is exceeded, it will automatically teleport to its side.
Except in cases where it is crushed into residue by the large intestine of Warcraft.
"So I hope you can help it find its own wish."
"I've been following it for too long."
"Wave."
Glancing at the lone brave, it uttered its request.
I didn't mention this before, because I was still wary of them.
Now, after a period of careful observation, it thinks that these humans are relatively reliable.
The summoned beasts weren't bad either, except for the wallabies that wanted to devour themselves all day.
"But I think you two don't get along very well."
Qian Shanshan asked.
Although for them, the optimal solution is, of course, to help Spam settle the deal at hand, and then help them return to the Blue Star.
But from the perspective of emotion, she still couldn't help but speak.
After all, she could see that the two actually cared about each other, although the lone brave behaved more secretly.
And if even Spam wasn't around, the reckless guy might have got even more trouble.
"No, you probably don't know, Bo."
At this, Spam shook his head.
"I'm sure you've discovered it during this time, and it does have differences."
"To put it more comprehensibly, in the laws of this mushroom realm, it is indeed an existence similar to that of a brave man."
"Wave."
These words resonated with everyone.
Although it is stupid, what immortal body, brave radar, brave aura and the like do exist in the lonely brave.
Quite a long time ago, they had secretly joked about whether this guy would be some kind of favored son of the plane.
Now that Spanm, the demon who knows better, is undoubtedly more persuasive.
"But do you know that in fact, the combination of the brave and the demon violates the law, Bo."
"That's why its strength will never grow, wave."
It further reveals a truth.
"Is there a possibility that it was already muddy and leaned against the wall?"
Hearing this, Wu Guinan couldn't help it.
Because if you say that, it seems that the lone brave man who didn't meet Spam didn't experience much growth.
Until now, he can't even beat a wanted chicken cutter with a bounty of 500 mushroom coins.
"Team member C, have you ever thought about a question, Bo."
Spam glanced at Ugui Nan.
"If you don't have enough strength, how can you get out of a secret realm full of dangers, Bo."
It says.
"Dead?"
Long Ren raised his eyebrows.
Even if you die only a few meters away from the last time, as long as you die enough times, you should be able to get out of trouble.
In one of the games he played, it was called dragging a corpse.
"Uh...... You're smart, Team B. ”
"But it didn't die once, Bo."
Spam denied this claim.
"Why is he B, I'm C."
"I'm more handsome than you, don't you accept it?"
It's just that this title makes the smell of gunpowder permeate between Wugui Nan and Long Ren.
"So you mean, since you followed it, its strength has been gradually declining?"
Chang Zhishang understood what the other party meant.
"Yes, Bo."
Spam nodded.
You must know that when the two first met, the lonely brave had the strength to die with the evil dragon beast.
The dragon beast that excreted it into the secret realm also fell to its death not long after.
“……”x5
Hearing Spam's admission, all five were silent.
I didn't expect that there was such a hidden relationship between Spam and the lonely brave.
I didn't expect Spam to think so much about the lonely brave.
I didn't expect this stupid and cute lonely brave man to be once strong.
"I see."
"So that means if we want to make a wish to you."
"Then the first step is to let this guy dig out his wish first, and then make a wish to you."
In the end, it was Li Pu who took the lead in breaking the silence and clasped his hands to make a summary.
"That's right, that's it, Bo."
Spam nodded.
At this time, the lonely brave man who fell to the ground and was drunk like mud turned over.
"My wish is...... World peace! ”
As it muttered, a sentence popped out of its mouth.
As soon as these words came out, Li Pu's eyes immediately turned to Spam.
"This kind of bullshit wish, the devil can't come true, Bo."
Spam looked annoyed.
It's just a demon, not a god.
And even if it's a god, I'm afraid it can't be done, right?
When everyone thinks about it, this kind of wish is too ethereal.
"Wait, I have a question."
It's just that Li Pu suddenly thought of something.
They still don't know anything about Spam's abilities.
So does it have the ability to send everyone back?
Although the two sides have now become friends, even if the other party can't send them away, they are still willing to help with Spam's request.
It's better to just ask in advance and have a bottom in your heart.
"Of course that's okay, it's a small matter for a demon, Bo."
Faced with this question, Spam appeared confident.
"It's just that there is a price to make a wish, can you accept it, Bo."
It asks rhetorically.
"Is that the price to be paid is also longevity?"
Li Pu has found a new point to pay attention to.
Fortunately, they have Wugui South here, and the turtle summoning beast has a long lifespan.
If it is an acceptable Fan Minai, even if you pay some rolling turtle eggs, the life span of the turtle horn turtle should not be nothing.
Or maybe you can use No. 2 to card bugs, and there is no life of mechanical classes at all.
Or Qian Shanshan's big scythe Youyou, after all, Youyou is originally dead and has no lifespan.
"No, the corresponding price of each level of desire is different, wave."
"The level of your wishes, let me feel it...... Hmm, waves. ”
After Spam finished speaking, he closed his eyes and frowned.
"To teleport you back, it will take the wisher to pay the price of sacrificing the blood father's life's luck, Bo."
A few seconds later, it gave an unexpected answer.
"This ......" x4
Several people present were silent after listening.
The price is really big, but it's more of an accident.
I never thought that teleporting across the other world was such a big thing.
The point is that it is not actually paid by the wisher, but by the blood father of the wisher.
To be honest, if their father is unlucky for a lifetime, they should also be implicated, and it will not be much better.
What's more, Long Ren and Qian Shanshan are both very filial children, and they definitely can't accept this kind of price.
The situation of Chang Zhushang is similar, if he replaces his father with his uncle Chang Meiyun, he can accept it, and he thinks it doesn't matter.
As for Wuguinan, it was a little exciting.
It's just that he feels that if he really becomes a wisher, and then the matter spreads, he may have to pay the price of not being able to sit down for the rest of his life when he returns home.
Because the ass is definitely going to be beaten to pieces by his dad.
"What if you don't have a father?"
Only Li Pu was not silent.
He asked his grandfather questions about his parents when he was very young.
Grandpa would only reply with four words: they all soared.
After being a little older, he understood the literal meaning of the answer.
My parents are probably hung up a long time ago.
"It's a pity that if my father is not alive, I can't make a wish, Bo."
Spam shook his head.
"Wait, you're not going to be wrong."
Li Pu suddenly came to his senses.
Their wish was only to teleport the five back.
Summoning beasts, just put them in the storage space.
If Spam hadn't counted so many summoned beasts in the teleportation number, wouldn't the cost of wishing be much smaller?
"I see, I misunderstood, Bo."
After listening to Li Pu's narration, Spam really misunderstood.
"If it's just the five of you, then the price would be much smaller."
"All you need to do is sacrifice your wisher's own life's luck."
"Wave."
With a little induction, it gives a new answer.
“……”x5
After a short silence, everyone complained.
"Is this price small, and where is it reflected?"
"Then you might as well sacrifice my dad."
"That is, if I am the son of luck, and my father is just the son of luck, his father, wouldn't it be a blood loss."
"I said, is there a plan to sacrifice my uncle?"
Even Long Ren and Qian Shanshan, who had reservations before, participated.
"Then what if you send us into a small fragment of the world, or help us cut a small fragment of the world in the Mushroom Realm?"
Li Pu didn't participate in complaining, he was using his brain.
As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted the praise of the other four.
yes, why didn't they think of it?
As long as you use the identity of the Blue Star Man and use a small copy as a springboard, isn't this equivalent to being teleported back?
"In this case, it may be more costly, wave."
Spam's eyes closed again.
"If you follow your wishes, then the price that the wisher needs to pay will be to be haunted by a random curse for a year, Wave."
Its words once again caused everyone to complain.
"Do you have any cognitive bias about the concept of size?"
"It's obviously a lot smaller."
"It's just that, even if you don't lift it for a year, it's completely acceptable."
"Qian Shanshan, I've put up with you for a long time, don't mention this stubble again, okay."
Unlike the four people in Wuguinan, Li Pu's eyes lit up when he heard this.
This price, for yourself or the straw man, is not the same as nothing.
Because they are immune to the curse.
Unless it is said, the power of this curse can surpass [willpower].
However, the little devil Spam can't even achieve "world peace", how can he be so powerful under a curse.
And even if it really has that kind of power, it would be nice to have the straw man or No. 2 make a wish.
Even if the straw man is strong, even if he is cursed, it may not matter much.
Or let No. 2, who has no combat power and multiple lives, just beware of it and not making a wish in reverse.
With the answer from Spam, those things will be easy to do.
They don't need to go to any more knives, and the king of Gu is looking for any artifact mushroom Gu Dao.
All you need to do is help the lone brave make a wish, and then they can make another wish.
Tonight's meal is worth it.
With an answer, it is equivalent to having a direction, and the five people suddenly felt motivated.
Carrying the lonely brave back to the inn and leaving it to Spam's care, after washing, they reunited in the room of Li Pu and Wu Guinan.
Now the problem for everyone to solve is how to get the lone brave to make a wish to Spam.
After this time together, they found that this guy was a worthless person at all.
To put it bluntly, it's a bit desireless.
But think about it, no one else is dead.
"You say, will it be like this......
Suddenly, Wu Guinan thought of something.
He watched martial arts when he was a child, and he also read a lot of comics.
There are occasionally some invincible characters who are lonely and defeated.
"Is it possible that its wish to have an immortal body is ......?"
"I want to die."
“……”x4
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.
I have to say that this angle is really a bit tricky.
However, after a little thought, this proposal was still denied by everyone.
Especially Li Pu, he once chatted with the lonely brave for a few days, and the other party never revealed the slightest emotion of wanting to die, and there was not even a similar negativity.
"Is there a possibility, what it wants is the three thousand beauties of the mushroom palace?"
Yongin read in the other direction when he was a child.
"Mushroom Lonely Man...... Is there a gender? ”
“……”x4
However, a question from Chang Zhushang made everyone silent again.
After thinking about it this way, they realized that their knowledge of things like mushroom lonely people still had many deficiencies.
"Are they humans or mushrooms?"
Wu Guinan tilted his head.
"It's a person, and the mushroom is also gendered."
"The female mushroom lonely's eyelashes are longer, and her facial features are softer."
Or Qian Shanshan's observation is more delicate.
It's just that according to her, the attitude of the lonely brave towards each mushroom lonely person seems to be the same.
In social interactions, no matter whether the other party is male or female, the gaze will never stay long.
In other words, it doesn't seem to have shown any interest in women.
So Yongren's plan was also rejected.
Next, everyone developed their brains and spoke enthusiastically, frequently throwing out remarks that silenced others.
But without exception, it's not realistic.
For a moment, tonight's small meeting came to a standstill.
Eventually, Li Pu once again put forward a new view.
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