My name is Fifth Brother Zhang, Zhang with teeth and claws, Five with colorful colors, Brother from Colombia.

I'm now in the tribe of the Frost Giants, and they want me to be a prophet, and I thought that a prophet is similar to a brigade accountant, but then I found out that the prophet is a godstick. The Frost Giants often asked me strange questions, and I didn't know how to answer them, so I had to ramble a few words, but they didn't expect them to think that what I was saying was the truth.

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In the middle of the night, bear oil lamps were lit in an igloo, and Mr. and Mrs. Ka Feng sat with their two nephews, talking mysteriously.

Peya asked, "Is the Prophet asleep?" ”

Chip said, "We saw the Prophet turn off the lights, and waited a little longer before hearing his snoring before leaving. ”

Dam frowned and said, "Aunt Peya, don't you know, Lord Prophet's snoring is louder than thunder, and my ears hurt when it is noisy. ”

Chip knocked on Dam's head and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, you think everyone is blessed to sleep with the Prophet, if you become a woman, you will wash the Prophet's feet, I'm afraid people will still think you are clumsy." ”

Peiya watched the two nephews arguing, and said with a smile: "Tomorrow, let Wenger make a few good daggers and a good bow and arrows, and give them to Miss Mei, I think she should like to dance with swords." She is a member of the Prophet's side, and you must serve with care, and you must not be slow to wait. ”

Chip replied yes, and said: "Actually, Miss Mei is a very good person, kind to people, and she is not picky about our food. ”

Ka Feng asked his two nephews, "What do you think of the Prophet's nine-toothed nail rake?" ”

Dam hurriedly said: "Uncle, I think the nine-tooth nail rake is better than the mallet in our hands, and the prophet makes it, I look very envious, and I am about to repay you and make me a nine-tooth nail rake." ”

Ka Feng looked at Chip and said, "You can talk about it too." ”

Chip thought for a moment and said, "The nine-tooth nail rake is very powerful, and it is indeed powerful when it is a dozen large pieces." But I think the most powerful thing is that when the Prophet uses the nine-tooth nail rake, I feel a kind of joy and hope, this is too terrifying, people want to kill you, you can't feel his murderous aura, this is worth it? ”

When Fifth Brother Zhang played the nine-toothed nail rake, he was completely immersed in the scene of leveling the land during spring sowing. As a farmer, it is certainly a joy to work on your own land; When the soil is leveled with a nine-tooth nail rake, the seeds must be sown, and the spring and autumn harvest will be sown, and how can we not be dissatisfied with hope. It is precisely because of this that a set of hideous and ferocious raking methods seems to be both joyful and full of hope.

Ka and Pei looked at each other and nodded, but Dam didn't understand and shouted, "Chip, what are you talking about?" I don't understand it at all. ”

Chip said, "Dam, you eat more meat than anyone else, but you don't have brains for meat." Let me ask you, when we were children, we were secretly followed by a snow python, how did you feel at that time? ”

Dam said: "At that time, the two of us were the same age as Bohart now, and we were catching rabbits in the snow nest, when we suddenly felt a chill down our backs and a panicked heartbeat, and when we looked back, it turned out to be a snow python more than ten meters long staring at the two of us. ”

Chip said, "Got it? ”

Dam rolled his thick eyelids and asked, "Understand what?" ”

Chip looked angry and said, "The snow python wants to devour us, and we can feel its murderous aura, so we ran away." If the Prophet wants to kill us, but you don't feel his murderous spirit, and you still think that he is kind, then he suddenly gives you a rake, and you will die. ”

Dam then understood, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, his rake has nine teeth, if it hits the buttocks, it's better, if it hits the head, it's very bad." ”

Chip teased and said, "Your head won't work well anyway, even if it breaks, it doesn't matter." ”

Peya said, "The Prophet is an extraordinary man, and his words and deeds have a profound meaning, perhaps a revelation from God, and you must not be careless. ”

Chip nodded yes, and Dam smacked his lips and said, "In the evening, Lord Prophet seemed to have a stomach problem, and when I took him to my convenience, I heard him squat in the field and talk to himself about the heavy snow tomorrow. ”

It turned out that the Frost Giant Tribe did not have a toilet, and when Fifth Brother Zhang was convenient in the field, he felt that the taste went straight to his head, and said casually: It would be nice if there was a heavy snowfall. He meant that snow would hide the filth and smell, and he didn't know how long Dam's ears were, so he heard that there would be heavy snow tomorrow.

Ka Feng looked at his wife and said, "I see that the moon is bright and the stars are sparse tonight, it doesn't look like it will snow tomorrow, Dam, could you have heard it wrong?" ”

Dam said a little unhappily, "Uncle, didn't you always praise me for my ears?" When I stayed overnight in the wilderness, I was always asked to keep vigil, and I said that if there was any wind and grass, I would definitely be able to hear it. ”

According to the custom of the Frost Giants, when hunting for the night, it is usually the elders who keep vigil, but this uncle is more cunning in his bones, and always asks his nephew Damm to keep vigil for him under the pretext that he is deaf and dazzled.

Chip smiled secretly on the side: "Uncle, that's a foolish boy, Dam, you really believe it, he wants to sleep more and don't want to keep vigil, so he lied to you like this." ”

Pei Yawan smiled and tapped Ka Feng's head with her finger: "Damu is so honest, you are an uncle, you are not allowed to lie to him in the future." And he said, "It is better to believe in what is there than to believe in what is not." I still have to listen to the words of the prophet, and we were going to hunt mammoths tomorrow, so I think it's better to go another day. ”

"Listen to you, hunt mammoths, sooner or later, if it snows heavily, you can't see the road clearly, and you fall into the ice," said Carden. ”

The next day, in the morning, it was obviously a blue sky and a sunny day, but suddenly the north wind swept the white grass and broke it, and it snowed heavily for a whole day and a night.

Qipu is a big mouth, and in a few days, he passed on the magical prophecy of Fifth Brother Zhang, which is known to everyone in the tribe, and everyone's eyes on Fifth Brother Zhang have become strange, sometimes people gather in one place to talk, and when they see Fifth Brother Zhang coming, they all close their mouths, and they don't even dare to let out a sullen fart with a respectful attitude.

Fifth Brother Zhang occasionally said a word or two, and the frost giant seemed to hear the proverbs of God, in addition to raising his hands in praise, he also pondered carefully. It made Fifth Brother Zhang dare not speak later, even if the secretary of the commune spoke at the conference, not everyone could understand it, and even if everyone understood, it was impossible for everyone to agree.

No matter where Fifth Brother Zhang goes, he is followed by Dam and Chip, the two two humming generals, Chip is better, but Dam is stupid, and sometimes suddenly asks, Lord Prophet, what did you just say? I forgot. Fifth Brother Zhang is tireless, and sometimes a sentence has to be asked several times by Dahm.

"Mei, how do I feel that something is wrong with everyone these days, do you think of me as a monster?" Fifth Brother Zhang is very unaccustomed to other people's attitudes towards him, and only Mei can talk to him in his heart.

Mei said: "Fifth brother, they have no malicious intentions, they just respect you." ”

"I don't think they respect me, they are afraid of me, it's like a mouse sees a cat, I really don't understand, and I don't eat people, why should they be afraid of me?"

After Zhang Wuge said this, he was a little weak-hearted, he really doesn't eat people, but he has the ability to devour souls, which is similar to cannibalism.

Mei said: "Fifth brother, fear is respect, in the wasteland, the weak must be afraid of the strong, this is an attitude of surrender, otherwise the weak will be killed by the strong." It's like in a wolf pack, when an ordinary wolf encounters a wolf king, he must lie on the ground and expose his belly, only by exposing the vital points to the wolf king, the wolf king will believe that the ordinary wolf is afraid, and he will not bite it to death. ”

Fifth Brother Zhang was speechless, he felt that people were different from wolves, but if he wanted to say what was the difference, he really couldn't say it, they all had a head and four legs, and they all liked to eat meat, even wolves had fur, but people had to wear clothes.

"Mei, are you afraid of me?"

Mei thought for a while and said, "In the past, I was a little afraid of you, but now, I think you are nothing to be afraid of, but I am quite afraid that you will snore, so noisy that I can't sleep all night." ”

In fact, in addition to snoring, Fifth Brother Zhang also has the habit of grinding his teeth and farting, but Mei is a kind girl and doesn't want to expose his old bottom. In the past few days, Mei and Fifth Brother Zhang have slept in an igloo, Mei slept in the east, and Fifth Brother Zhang slept in the west.

Fifth Brother Zhang's face was full of apologies and said, "Otherwise, when you fall asleep in the future, I will sleep again." ”

Mei pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Forget it, Lord Prophet, the Giant Tribe thinks I am your handmaiden, how dare I, as a handmaiden, sleep in front of Lord Prophet?" ”

Fifth Brother Zhang hurriedly said: "Nonsense, who said you are my maid?" ”

"And what do I have to do with you?" Mei blurted out, and after finishing speaking, her heart was calm.

Fifth Brother Zhang is not a stupid person, he recalled the bits and pieces since he met Mei, he watched and watched, and slept and slept.

Fifth Brother Zhang blushed, gritted his back molars, puffed out his mouth, and said, "Why don't you be my wife?" ”

Mei laughed, her eyes were like a crescent moon, and she didn't refuse, and asked, "Then do you still sleep separately tonight?" ”

Fifth Brother Zhang's heart was crossed, he simply broke the jar and said, "Don't separate!" ”

I don't know why, Fifth Brother Zhang suddenly felt that Mei was the wolf king, and he was an ordinary wolf, and he had to show his respect to the wolf king tonight, otherwise the consequences would be worrying.