Chapter 13: Penance
The spring night is short, and the plum blossoms are several degrees in one night, Zhang Wuge feels that the candles in the cave house are more tiring than digging a cellar, Rao is now in good health, and he is also a little sore back.
Mei Ben is a heroic huntress, but now her face has not faded, and she has a little bit of a little daughter's posture, serving Fifth Brother Zhang put on a white bear skin coat and said: "Fifth brother, I will be your person in the future, whether I live or die, I will follow you!" If you are unhappy, just beat me and scold me, don't wronged yourself. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang didn't spend a lot of money, but he got a wife for nothing, although he looks a little like a foreigner, but this temperament has nothing to say, and he is obedient to himself. After listening to Mei's words, his heart suddenly warmed, and he took Mei's hand and said, "Mei, you are very good, I can marry you as a wife, I am really happy in my heart." I've wronged you now, I don't have anything now. But don't worry, I'm not lazy, and I have strength, I will work hard in the future, and I will definitely let you live a good life. ”
The barbarian man has a rude temperament and beats or scolds his wife. Mei didn't expect Fifth Brother Zhang to say such gentle words, so she was greatly moved, gritted her teeth, and said: "Fifth Brother, I have something to hide from you, in fact, it is my sister Nari who drugged in the wine, so that you were seriously injured and unconscious, and later she went to the forest to chase and kill you, but she was scared away by the totem fire." Nari is your enemy, and now he is my enemy, if you want to go back to the tribe to take revenge, I will definitely help you, and I will never be soft-hearted. Just beg you for one thing, can you spare Grandpa Bama, don't kill him, lock him up, and he won't be able to hinder you. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang only then knew that the woman who peed his pants in front of the grave that day was his sister-in-law, and it seemed that this sister-in-law was quite vicious. But all these entanglements have nothing to do with him, and he doesn't want to know why his sister-in-law poisoned him. In the final analysis, to a certain extent, he has to thank his sister-in-law Nari, otherwise he would not have been able to marry Mei. However, Mei Neng stood firmly on Fifth Brother Zhang's side, and did not hesitate to break with the family, this decision moved Fifth Brother Zhang very much, such a good woman is hard to find with a lantern, how could she make it difficult for her?
"Mei, forget about the past, the current me and the past me are cut off, as long as the two of us are harmonious and beautiful in the future, nothing else is nothing, and I haven't thought about revenge."
"Fifth brother, you are really the best person in the world." Mei's eyes turned red, and she threw herself into Fifth Brother Zhang's arms, crying excitedly.
Fifth Brother Zhang stroked Mei's long chestnut hair and said lovingly: "Neither of us will bully anyone in the future, and we will make progress together." ”
After a while, Mei untied the bone dagger on her waist and said, "Fifth brother, this is for you, this bone dagger is polished by my own hands, if anyone harms you in the future, you will kill him with this bone dagger!" ”
Fifth Brother Zhang took the dagger, tried the blade with his fingers, and said, "Mei, I've always wanted to ask you, what kind of animal bone is the bone dagger made of, and why is it so hard and sharp?" ”
Mei said: "In the swamp of the wasteland, there are often huge animal bones, larger than the house, and the old people say that they are dragon bones, and we barbarians use dragon bones to sharpen swords and daggers. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang nodded and said, "Maybe there were many dragons in the wasteland before, but I don't know who killed them all at once?" He returned the bone dagger to Mei and said, "This bone dagger is still placed with you, and if you shave me in the future, I will not be very good at shaving myself." ”
Mei said apologetically: "I can't scratch it either, I scratched you a few days ago, so it's good if you don't get tired of it." After that, he looked at Fifth Brother Zhang and found that the wound on his neck had completely disappeared, and there was no scar at all, so he couldn't help but stretch out his hand and touch it, and said, "Hey, your wound is healed so quickly?" ”
After Fifth Brother Zhang fused the totem fire, his body underwent earth-shaking changes, not only did his strength become greater and greater, but his self-healing ability was also a big mess. It's just that Fifth Brother Zhang is unwilling to hurt the innocent and does not wantonly devour the soul, otherwise the totem fire will get enough energy, which will not only strengthen itself, but also feed Fifth Brother Zhang's body, even if the limbs are cut off, it will grow again. As for the small scratch, it had actually grown that day, but Fifth Brother Zhang and Mei didn't notice it at the time.
If Fifth Brother Zhang had the ability to see inward, he would find that his bones were no longer human-like, showing a topaz color, ten thousand times harder than the so-called dragon bones. The muscles covered by the bones are like steel wires twisted together, which is extremely tough and contains inexplicable strength.
When Fifth Brother Zhang and Mei were chatting affectionately, Dam walked in with a nail rake and said, "Lord Prophet, I begged Wenger to build me a nail rake as well, how about you take a look?" ”
Fifth Brother Zhang took it in his hand, feeling that the weight was light and fluttering, and it was very rough, and at first glance, Wenger was coping with it, and it didn't take much effort at all.
Damle said heavily, "Prophet, have you noticed that my nail rake is a little different from yours. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang didn't want to disturb Dam, so he coped and said, "Dam, I think it's all the same, and there's nothing different." ”
Seeing that Fifth Brother Zhang was stumped, Damu was a little complacent, and said: "There is still a difference, your nine-toothed nail rake is quenched with the blood of nine white bears, my rake is quenched with a bucket of bear urine, Wenger said that bear urine can ward off evil spirits, and can also drive away snakes, snakes are most afraid of the smell of bear urine, Lord Prophet, are you afraid of snakes?" If you're scared, why don't we change the rake. ”
After hearing this, Fifth Brother Zhang couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, this Damu is confused, your rake is quenched with bear urine, and he didn't explain it earlier, how angry it is in his hand.
Dahm was a little uninteresting, and he didn't open any pot and said, "Lord Prophet, have you forgotten that you have also eaten bear deflated, and bear deflated and bear urine are actually similar, don't you mind?" ”
Fifth Brother Zhang said helplessly: "This is a lot worse, one is dry, and the other is thin." I said, Damm, what the hell are you okay, if it's okay, I haven't had breakfast yet, let's talk about it." ”
Dam looked concerned and said, "So you haven't had breakfast yet?" Do you want me to give you some bear deflated? Eat with bearbrain. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang smiled bitterly, and was so innocent that he really had no temper at all.
Damm fiddled with his rake and said, "Lord Prophet, I am begging you to teach me how to play with this rake. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang said: "Didn't I demonstrate it a few days ago? Chip watched it once and remembered that he had also built a nail rake, and I saw him dancing decently. ”
Damm was embarrassed, tugging at his chest hair and said, "When you demonstrated that day, I also memorized a few tricks, but when I sneezed on the way back, I forgot all of them." ”
Fifth Brother Zhang looked at Damu's face full of pimples, and couldn't wait to burst it, and said: "The move is dead, the person is alive, the key is that the momentum can not be coaxed, when you are facing the enemy, first yell, ordinary people see you so powerful, they are so scared to pee their pants on the spot, if it doesn't work, you will round the rake, and hit it without a head, no one can stop it." ”
Dam asked in amazement, "It's that simple?" ”
Fifth Brother Zhang nodded and said, "It's as simple as that, I think you are a smart person, so I told you the truth, and I won't reveal it to ordinary people." ”
Dam was suddenly complacent, like a good student who had won a certificate, and asked, "You just yelled, how should you roar?" ”
Fifth Brother Zhang's scalp tingled for a while, and he said, "Dam, have you ever seen a bear bark?" You just have to learn the sound of a bear. ”
When Damm heard this, he learned to bark as a bear, but it was sullen, as if it were a donkey's bark. "I don't call it like that, why don't you teach me how to bark a bear?"
Fifth Brother Zhang searched around for his nine-toothed nail rake, and really wanted to give Dam a rake, this guy is too good at messing around.
At this moment, Wenger walked in with a pregnant woman who was about to give birth, nodded to Fifth Brother Zhang and said, "Lord Prophet, I am Wenger, you still remember me, your nine-tooth nail rake was built by me." ”
Fifth Brother Zhang nodded and said enthusiastically: "It's Uncle Wenger, I remember you." ”
Wenger pointed to the pregnant woman and said: "It's such a thing, my niece has not been able to conceive since she got married, and then the wizard Lucy did a magic service, and finally got pregnant." This time, we are here to show the Prophet whether it is a man or a woman. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang couldn't laugh or cry on his face, and he was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.
Wenger thought that Fifth Brother Zhang was unwilling to help, and said: "Lord Prophet, you can have pity on my niece, if she gives birth to a girl, it is okay to say, if she gives birth to a girl, her husband will have to beat her." ”
Fifth Brother Zhang just wanted to say that boys and girls are the same, but then he thought about himself, why do he have four sisters? He sighed, pretended to look at Wenger's niece's belly, and asked, "Since you got pregnant, do you like spicy or sour food?" ”
Wenger's niece had a question mark on her face, and she was cowardly and didn't know how to answer. When the Frost Giant eats, he just adds a little sea salt, and there are no spicy and sour seasonings, so the experience of the Sour Spicy Girl is not suitable for the Frost Giant.
After Fifth Brother Zhang figured it out, he scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and then he had a flash of inspiration, and there is a proverb in the country: a big horse is pregnant with a foal, a round belly is a mares, and the tip of the belly is a stallion.
Wenger's niece's belly was sharp and bulging, and Fifth Brother Zhang touched his head and thought about it, telling Wenger that his niece should be pregnant with a boy.
Wenger was overjoyed and left with his niece with great gratitude. Half a month later, Wenger's niece gave birth to a baby boy, and since then, Fifth Brother Zhang has another business, and he is overwhelmed every day.
One evening, Fifth Brother Zhang was full of sorrow, sitting alone in front of the oil lamp, thinking about all the troubles after becoming a prophet, and couldn't help but slap himself.
When Dam and Chip saw it, Dam shouted to Chip, "What's the matter with Lord Prophet, why did you beat yourself?" ”
Chip made a silent gesture and whispered, "Don't disturb the Prophet's enlightenment, haven't you heard that Imir, the Giant's ancestor, would mutilate himself to gain spiritual enlightenment when he was doing penance, and I think the Prophet slapped himself in the face." ”
When Dam heard this, he tugged at his chest hair and fell into deep thought.