The sky is like washing, and the wind is like a knife.

The camp of the Yuzhenhou tribe is surrounded by a forest and snow field, covered in snow, and when you look up, you can faintly see the towering Makanawi Mountain. In the hearts of the barbarians, Mount Makanawi is holy and mysterious. Thousands of years ago, during the period of the barbarian boom, all kings who performed great feats would worship totems on the highest peak of Mount Makanawi. Thousands of years later, when the barbarians were defeated, Mount Makanawi held off the Phusar pursuers like a mother's arm, allowing the barbarians to survive in the wasteland.

In the midst of a rough and loud shout, the herdsmen of the Yuzhenhou tribe carried bows and arrows on their backs and held long poles in their hands, driving hundreds of sturdy moose to gallop on the snow, and the sound of hooves shook the sky, like a torrent. In the cold and freezing, the picture in front of you has a bit of chill and heroic spirit!

Two majestic male moose pulled a wide climbing plough and galloped on the snow, covered with thick animal skins, and Zhang Wuge and Mei sat on it with Sheli and Susu, enjoying the vast and magnificent snow scene.

In such a cold weather, Fifth Brother Zhang was still half-open on his chest, revealing his majestic muscles and muscles like a mountain, and his body was steaming with hot white gas. Mei was wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket, looking tall and athletic, with a pair of iron tire bows behind her back, and her long hair fluttering in the wind, which was indescribably heroic.

Sheli and Su Su sat next to Mei, the two of them were wearing thick furs, only showing their pink faces, and they didn't pay attention to Zhang Wuge, one was aggrieved, and the other pouted angrily, and they hadn't forgotten the hatred of being beaten on their buttocks last night.

"The grass is vast in all directions, who is afraid of snow and frost, shooting the eagle and leading the bow to gallop in the wasteland, and bowing to the totem all his life!"

The herdsmen rode on the backs of moose, their bodies lying together, and the long tones that roared from their chests were like bursts of wolf howls, twisting and high-pitched and long-lasting, echoing between the forests and snowfields.

Fifth Brother Zhang didn't have any advanced education before he was reborn, he was just literate, but listening to the barbarian tune of the Yuzhenhou tribe, although he only roughly understood the meaning, he was shocked by the desolate and heroic meaning contained in it.

"This tune sounds strong, who wrote it?"

Mei smiled and said, "Fifth brother, you only think about drinking all day long, why did you even forget the tone written by the great wizard Luo Zhen." After the Battle of the Valley, it was the great wizard Luo Zhen who led the remnants of the barbarian tribe over the mountains and fled to the wasteland to survive. Legend has it that the people of Fusar did not give up, and the Pope of Light pursued him to the wasteland with twelve paladins, and Luo Zhen defeated them with one enemy, and finally summoned an overwhelming totemic fire with his life, and died with the enemy. The Phusar killed the Pope and twelve paladins in a battle, and they were so frightened that they did not dare to harass us in the wasteland again. ”

"Sacrifice the small self and achieve the big self, this wizard named Luo Zhen is a hero!" Fifth Brother Zhang looked at the majestic Makanawi Mountain and said with emotion.

"Our Yuzhenhou tribe is the descendants of Luo Zu! If it weren't for Luo Zu's death, the barbarians of the wasteland would not have been torn apart." Su Su raised his eyebrows as if he was demonstrating to Fifth Brother Zhang: People's ancestors are very powerful, and they are not allowed to spank other people's butts casually in the future!

The four of them chatted and walked, and the two moose pulled the plough and quickly moved away from Yu Zhenhou's camp, and suddenly, a pit appeared in the snow, and a group of monsters with human bodies and mouse faces emerged from the pits, emitting a disgusting stench, holding rusted bronze weapons in their hands, and rushed towards the sleigh in a swarm.

"Goblins!" Sheri and Su Su were so frightened that they hugged each other tremblingly.

Mei got up from the plow, took the iron-tired bow from her back, and put on the three-edged arrow, the bow opened like a full moon, one arrow at a time, and nailed the first few goblins to the ground, and for a moment she was not dead, and her body shook with the shaft of the arrow, and wailed in pain.

Goblins are dwarf-like monsters that live underground all year round, feed on plant roots and rotten animal carcasses, and are extremely fertile, and once the population exceeds the limit, it will divide into new tribes to raid and seize survival territory. It is said that the goblins also created a glorious civilization, and in their heyday, the goblins were at odds with humans, and they even built bronze cannons to change the color of human talk. However, as time passed, the goblins gradually became the most disgusting race in the continent, greedy and cruel and murderous.

The wasteland was originally the home of goblins, after the barbarians migrated, they almost killed the goblins to extinction, for some reason, many goblins suddenly appeared in this primeval forest, and they had harassed the Yuzhenhou tribe before, but they were repelled by Gurung and the Xiling tribe.

Goblins are this kind of thing, there is no discipline in the battle, that is, the black pressure rushes up in a large area, although the individual combat power is very stretched, but there are enough of them, there are more ants to bite the elephant, and they have the ancient bronze weapons they dug out of nowhere, which are far sharper than the bone arrows and stone spears of the barbarians, so they are very difficult to deal with.

Vasabi is the leader of this group of goblins, and the goblins under his command are all new, and because there are not too many goblins left in the original crypt, they have been driven out by the old leader, and they urgently need to find a new breeding ground. They had been lurking around the Yuzhenhou tribe's camp for a long time, because they had been killed too hard by the barbarians before, and they didn't dare to rush forward to harass them, so they had to hide in the underground tunnels and wait for an opportunity.

The winter in the wasteland is cold to the bone, and it is difficult for goblins to find food, and after one night, many goblins freeze and starve to death, but this is good, goblins are not picky eaters, although the meat of the same kind is stinky, but it can also be full, and the dead corpses are gnawed clean by goblins, and even the bones are broken and sucked to suck the bone marrow.

Vasabi watched his subordinates decrease day by day, and at this rate, if he didn't wait until the end of winter, he might become a bare-bones commander, or be swallowed alive by his hungry men, after all, now looking at the entire ethnic group, they are all skinny, only Vasabi is still fat with a fat head and big ears.

When the goblin tribe was dizzy with hunger, they saw Zhang Wuge and the four of them breaking in with a climbing plow, and their eyes were green with excitement, and then a swarm of bees emerged from the tunnel.

In Vasabi's eyes, it is best for the moose and Fifth Brother Zhang to be dismantled and distributed to their subordinates, as for the three women, Mei and Sheri and Susu, they should enjoy it well, and then eat it little by little when they are tired of playing. The goblin woman was so ugly and smelly that Vasabi, who was a goblin, was disgusted, and although he was young and had more than twenty children, he still looked down on his goblin wife and concubine.

"These three barbarian women are all white-skinned and tender-fleshed, two small ones that seem to have not yet opened their flower bones, and the larger ones are spicy, but I like it, it is interesting to conquer such women." Vasabi licked her lips, touched her crotch with one hand, and looked at the three girls obscenely.

Fifth Brother Zhang looked at the goblin like a large mouse, and what he smelled in his nose was the smell of stinky tofu mixed with leek sauce, it was so fucking bad! Although there are many goblins, if Fifth Brother Zhang sacrifices the fire of the totem, but between breaths, he can kill them cleanly, and he will not survive any of them. However, for the totem fire, the filthy and obscene souls of the goblins are like, and Fifth Brother Zhang is really difficult to swallow.

came out today, Fifth Brother Zhang purely held the mentality of playing in the mountains and rivers, and did not carry a nine-tooth nail rake with him, otherwise it would not be difficult to pick up the rake and say hello, and it would not be difficult to clean up these goblins. Now Fifth Brother Zhang doesn't have a guy to take advantage of, and he is unwilling to use the totem fire, looking at the dense goblins, he has a little headache, if this is killed one by one, when will it have to be killed.

Mei's three-edged arrow was quickly shot out, and then he pulled out the dagger on his waist, and held one in each hand to protect the house and Su Su's body, as for her husband Zhang Fifth Brother, Mei was not worried at all, these goblins could only be regarded as a swarm of flies for Fifth Brother Zhang, buzzing would make him upset, but it was not a threat at all.

The goblins whined and whined, holding high bronze weapons to surround the four of them, and the two male moose pulling the cart were so frightened that they were dung and urine, and they fell on the snow with a wail.

The goblin leader Vasabi stood on a boulder, his eyes widened, and he said to Fifth Brother Zhang in a voice that resonated with his chest: "Tiny barbarian, leave your three women and moose behind, and you will waste your right hand, point to the goblin god Kakakus and swear, I will let you leave safely!" If you dare to resist, I'll let my children tear you to shreds! ”

Kakakus, the god of goblins, is the embodiment of lies and deception, and the goblins who believe in him will naturally not keep their promises, and Vasabi is considered to be superior in wisdom among goblins, and he is extremely intimidating, and once he is fooled, he will definitely not be able to leave even scum in the end.

Fifth Brother Zhang frowned, he had the heart to make a move, but the goblins were so dirty, they smelled worse than poop, and he was hesitating, Vasabi saw that he was silent, thinking that he was scared stupid, and secretly said in his heart: "This barbarian man is really useless, it is not as brave as the tall ladies around him, if the barbarian men are so cowardly, then wouldn't the great Vasabi leader be able to dominate the wasteland, and what kind of beauty will he want at that time, it is not at his fingertips." ”

Just as Vasabi fell into a beautiful vision and began to worry about his sexual ability, Fifth Brother Zhang looked at him and said, "Are you the leader of the goblins?" ”

Vasabi straightened up his dirty crotch cloth, put on a pose that he thought was very stylish, and said loudly: "I am the leader of the Tiger and Rose tribe, the great, merciful, generous, wise, and brave Vasabi, you don't have to tell me your name, because I don't care at all, in my eyes, you barbarians are not as hard as my chest hair!" With that, Vasabi plucked one of his messy chest hair and blew it into the sky with an extremely graceful gesture, with an invincible loneliness on his face.

Fifth Brother Zhang smiled, leaning forward and backward with a smile, facing a monkey-crowned garbage, or a garbage that was incomparably thirteen, he couldn't help but laugh.

Mei also smiled, because her husband was happy, and she was also happy to look at it, and the black goblin was regarded as nothing by her.

Sheri and Su Su hugged each other, and they had already prepared for the worst in their hearts, and they knew that they would not come out with this unreliable couple, the two of them must have been scared silly, and they can still laugh now.

Fifth Brother Zhang laughed for a while, and then moved like a gust of wind, as if a strong man who had opened up the second vein of Ren Du rushed into the baby room, and hit the goblin with one hand and one foot very casually, all of which had a burst effect.

In the process of being beaten, the flesh and bones of the goblins broke out with completely different rhythms due to different strengths and techniques, and in the end, the palace merchants had all the signs and feathers, and magically arranged a general order.

Listen, the loose board is powerful, it is a palm that crushed the head of the goblin.

Listen, the Adagio double-flicked, and it was a punch that pierced the bodies of two goblins.

Listen, Allegro is mighty, that's a kick that breaks the ribs of the goblin.

Listen, the urgency of the board is urgent, it is a foot that bursts the chest cavity of the goblin.

The usual performance of the general's order is just a suona with a big gong and a big drum, compared to the melody performed by the goblin flesh and blood, it is really a thousand miles away.