The goblin leader Vasabi's blood was cold, and only then did he fart, and Fifth Brother Zhang killed the goblins with a river of blood, and the corpses piled up like a mountain. In front of Fifth Brother Zhang, the brave and combative children under his command were like quails in a storm, and they were so frightened that the bronze weapons in their hands clanged and fell to the ground.

Vasabi regretted it, why provoke this evil star, if this regret was added to the deadline, Vasabi hoped that it would be 10,000 years.

Fifth Brother Zhang stepped on the sea of corpses and blood, and walked towards Vasabi step by step, and the murderous aura exuded from his body seemed to be condensed into substance.

Wasabi stood on the boulder, his legs already frightened, and the fishy urine was dripping down between his legs, he tried to put on a very enthusiastic smile, and forced himself to say calmly: "O man with three beautiful wives, you are indeed a hero among heroes, please allow me to offer my sincerest respects, if you don't mind, can you let me go like a fart, I haven't taken a shower for a long time, killing me will stain your hands." It's better for you to just act as if today's events didn't happen and be happy, so why bother about a little thing. ”

Fifth Brother Zhang's hands were drenched with blood, he frowned and sniffed, and almost vomited, so he had to grab a handful of snow and rub it hard, and the taste was a little lighter.

Fifth Brother Zhang got closer and closer, and stepped on the heads of several goblins as he walked, making a crackling sound, and finally stopped two meters away from Vasabi, looking up and down, as if looking at a white duck that had been washed and peeled and ready to be sent to the oven.

Vasabi couldn't suppress the fear on his face with the expression of "Don't Come Over", and his teeth collided up and down like machine guns.

"Are you rats?" The more Fifth Brother Zhang looked at the goblin, the more he felt like a large mouse.

If it weren't for Fifth Brother Zhang, who was replaced by another barbarian who slandered the great goblin as a rat, Vasabi would definitely scratch the throat of the rumor-monger with his claws, and scolded: "You are the rat, your whole family is a rat!" However, in the face of being as strong as Fifth Brother Zhang, the goblin leader had no choice but to switch his face, and said in an extremely flattering tone: "We goblins are also intelligent creatures, and we have no blood relationship with dirty rats, you must have misunderstood." ”

After finishing speaking, lest Fifth Brother Zhang not believe it, Vasabi turned around and said, "Look, I don't have a tail like a mouse behind me. ”

"Then why do you smell so bad?"

After hearing this, Vasabi made an extremely aggrieved expression and said: "The wasteland is full of barbarian territory, and we goblins can only hide in the cold and damp underground. In fact, we also yearn for the sunshine, we also like to smell the aroma of grass, wander and play under the blue sky and white clouds during the day, and fall asleep with the breeze and moon at night, which is something I have longed for since I was born. It's a pity that I'm a goblin, and what you think is ordinary is an unattainable luxury for me. ”

Vasabi is not lying, he belongs to the outliers of the goblins, in addition to the natural cunning and cruelty, his character also has a poet-like grace, he often looks at the shadow of self-pity, his soul is so elegant, why is he a dirty goblin? For him, the goblins around him can only be driven, not communicated. Vasabi is lonely and lonely in the group, no one can understand his thoughts, when he is distressed and angry, he can only vent through a group of wives and concubines, just like wine into the intestines more sorrowful, after venting, in addition to emptiness, Vasabi feels more sad.

After hearing this, Fifth Brother Zhang said: "According to what you say, you goblins are still a race that has been devastated by oppression, and they have never been liberated, is that what you mean?" ”

Vasabi nodded desperately, thinking that this barbarian had a really simple mind in addition to his well-developed limbs, and he was deceived by me in just a few words, and if I tried harder, I couldn't deceive his three women, right? Would you like to give it a try, Vasabi fell into a kind of excitement.

Mei stood on the sleigh, listened to Vasabi's quibbles, and said loudly: "Fifth brother, don't talk nonsense, goblins roam the wasteland like locusts, leaving only a mess in the place they pass. When we barbarians first arrived in the wasteland, we thought about living peacefully with the goblins, but in exchange for the challenge and humiliation that we could not bear to bear, we rose up to sweep away. There is no reason to talk to the goblins, they will always talk to themselves, and the only way to kill them is to kill them! ”

There were only four barbarians, and more than three thousand goblins survived, but Vasabi had the illusion that it was not the goblins who surrounded the barbarians, but the barbarians who surrounded the goblins. Fifth Brother Zhang's momentum was like the towering Makanavi Mountain, which overwhelmed Vasabi, so in the face of Mei's accusations, he could only listen humbly, and selectively skipped the insulting words in it. "The great Vasabi would not have seen a woman, and behind this woman stood a terrible man."

Fifth Brother Zhang thought for a while and said, "Mei, what you said is not right, every race has the right to live, even if it is a-stirring stick, although it stinks, it is very useful." You see, the goblins have long, sharp claws, and if they dig canals or dig wells, they must be good hands. ”

"You're so right, we goblins are the best at digging holes in the earth, and my children can find the roots of plants and trees in the dark ground to feed their hunger," said Vasabi. ”

"You're so fat, do you usually eat grass roots? Unlikely, right? Fifth Brother Zhang looked at Vasabi's fat belly, which was in stark contrast to the skinny goblins.

"I'm the leader of the Tiger and Rose Goblin tribe, naturally I don't need to gnaw grass roots, I usually eat meat, but I'm a benevolent leader, I will give bones to my people, you may not know, the bone marrow in the bones is more fragrant than meat."

Vasabi felt that it was normal for the leader to eat meat and his subordinates to eat grass, and he didn't know why Fifth Brother Zhang asked this.

Fifth Brother Zhang sighed and said, "It seems that without overthrowing the exploiting class that is pretending to be powerful, it is impossible for a suffering race to be truly liberated. ”

"Who is the exploiting class?" Vasabi asked stupidly.

Fifth Brother Zhang didn't answer, but asked, "How many wives do you have?" ”

"I used to have twenty-six wives, but I ate eight of them, and now I have a total of eighteen wives." Vasabi is very proud, although his ability to kill people is not as good as Fifth Brother Zhang, but his wife is far more than him.

Fifth Brother Zhang heard that Vasabi even ate his own wife, and he felt sick for a while, and somehow remembered that the frost giant Damm had said about castration.

"You look so ugly, but you occupy so many wives, I think they must not be voluntary, I will cut off your thoughts today!"

After Fifth Brother Zhang finished speaking, he kicked Vasabi to the ground, looked at the disgusting crotch cloth between his crotch, stepped on it with his other foot, and crushed it fiercely.

With a scream, Vasabi's balls in the northern hemisphere shattered, and he was so painful that he couldn't care about Wanyue anymore, and cursed Fifth Brother Zhang's madness in the most vicious language in his heart.

Fifth Brother Zhang raised his leg and was about to step on the balls in the southern hemisphere, when Vasabi trembled and said, "It's okay to leave some memories, just spare me!" ”

"They must have begged you when you ate those eight wives, did you spare them?" Fifth Brother Zhang's voice was cold, making Wasabi's back spine chill.

"When I ate them, they were starving, and if I didn't eat them, the other goblins would eat them. Actually, I'm sad too, I ate them in tears, really! Swearing by Kakakus, the goblin god, what I said was true. ”

Vasabi said with tears in his eyes, and any hard-hearted person should be moved after seeing it, if you evaluate his acting skills, it is definitely the pinnacle of actor level.

However, this reason did not impress Fifth Brother Zhang, and a big foot mercilessly crushed the balls in the southern hemisphere of Vasabi.

Vasa was going crazy with pain, why didn't he kill me with a knife, without the company of the southern and northern hemispheres, how could I still have the courage to live when I was alone.

Vasabi wanted to scold and express the unwillingness and anger in his heart, but Fifth Brother Zhang's sharp eyes were like a basin of ice water poured down, which made him calm down instantly.

Fifth Brother Zhang kicked the three-inch incorruptible thing under Vasabhi's crotch cloth, and was about to get rid of it together, but Vasabi hugged Fifth Brother Zhang's thigh in a vicious dog posture, and cried and said: "Hero, this is my only thought, you can spare it, or how about I be your godson?" If you don't dislike it, you will be my father in the future, I will be your son, and the three ladies behind you will be my mother. ”

Without waiting for Fifth Brother Zhang to speak, Mei was so angry that her eyebrows rose and she scolded: "What nonsense are you talking about? With something as filthy as you, it is really whimsical to recognize the fifth brother as a godfather. ”

Sheri and Susu were still untrained girls, their faces were red with shame, their little fists clenched tightly, and they wanted to punch Vasabi a few times to relieve their anger. The two of them are not afraid now, and they were surprised to see that Fifth Brother Zhang cleaned up the goblins as easily as eating and drinking. Back then, Yuzhenhou and the Xiling tribe united, although they killed none of the goblins who came to harass, but the loss was not small, which is like Zhang Wuge single-handedly, it shocked thousands of goblins trembling, this combat power is too terrifying, it is worthy of being the son of totem! Thinking of this, the hatred of being spanked by Fifth Brother Zhang has disappeared, and the eyes of the two girls are full of little stars, and there is a look of adoration on their faces.

"You want to recognize me as a godfather, but my daughter-in-law doesn't agree, so there's no way."

Fifth Brother Zhang laughed harmlessly, but in the eyes of Vasabi, it was more terrible than the devil, because the devil would not crush the skewers under his crotch, but Fifth Brother Zhang said that it would explode, and it was definitely not to scare him.

"I will consider you your master, and I will be your slave from now on, and the children under my command will be at your disposal."

Vasabi's heart hurt so much that he wanted to drip blood, as great as him, he actually lowered his head and took the initiative to be a slave of a barbarian, what a sacrifice he made, but the situation is stronger than people, and now he has to bow his head.

Fifth Brother Zhang was still noncommittal, Vasabi was almost crazy, and blurted out: "Master, I know a secret, if you let me go, I will tell you!" ”

"You're still talking to me about conditions?" Fifth Brother Zhang's eyebrows raised, and Vasa was so frightened that his heart was about to burst.

"No, no, no, I definitely don't dare to talk to the master about the conditions, I know a prehistoric treasure, there are countless treasures buried in it, and there is a fountain of life, if you drink it, you can live forever!"

"If there really is such a treasure, what kind of bullshit fountain of life have you drunk, all of them are immortal, and they still use to gnaw grass roots?" Fifth Brother Zhang scoffed at Vasabi's words and didn't believe it at all.

"I'm not lying, the prehistoric treasure is in a dungeon, which was built by our goblin ancestors, and now it is inhabited by countless huge earth snakes, and only by defeating the earth snakes that feed on rocks can you enter the dungeon. For generations, we goblins have fought many times with the Earth Serpent in order to obtain prehistoric treasures, but they have all been defeated. Master, a hero like you, the earth snake in front of you, like an earthworm is not worth mentioning, and it will definitely obtain prehistoric treasures. ”

Vasabi was foaming at the mouth, and he couldn't wait to take out his heart and show it to Fifth Brother Zhang to prove that he was not lying.

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