Chapter 37: Idiot
On a high cliff, the frozen ice is eternal, it is a little harder than steel, and the cold wind is like a knife, blowing smooth as a mirror on the high cliff.
A young savage sat naked on a high cliff with his knees covered, covered in ice and snow, motionless, like a frozen corpse.
In the sky, a huge Haidongqing was circling and flying, seemingly interested in the prey on the high cliff, and instinctively aware of a hint of danger.
Hai Dongqing's wings were like iron, but in the end, he couldn't bear the hunger, and stretched out his claws like steel hooks to pounce on the barbarian sitting upright.
Thousands of meters in the air, straight down, this momentum is extremely vicious, if it is an ordinary beast, it will be scratched skull at once, and die on the spot.
When the barbarian man heard Hai Dongqing's sharp scream, he suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes were full of light, his body shook suddenly, and the ice and snow on his body exploded at once.
Phew! Hai Dongqing's huge body fell to a height of four or five meters above the barbarian's head, and the scales on his claws shone with sunlight, and he was about to catch the barbarian's body.
Suddenly, the barbarian's figure rose from the ground, his arms spread out like antelope hanging horns, and instantly grabbed Hai Dongqing's two claws, and with a slight grip, Hai Dongqing's six or seven inches long claws were pinched and shattered at once, but the barbarian's palm was unscathed. With a slam of arms, Hai Dongqing's body was torn in half, feathers were sprinkled down, and blood exploded in the air like raindrops.
The barbarian's body fell from the sky, his feet on the mirror-smooth ice, but it was steady, as if it were nailed to the ice.
The barbarian still sat cross-legged, biting and eating Hai Dongqing's flesh and blood, and even swallowed the feathers and internal organs. In a moment, Hai Dongqing was eaten cleanly, and the barbarian licked his lips with satisfaction, as if he felt thirsty, and as soon as he dug with his big hands, he pulled off a fist-sized ice cube from the ice, and gnawed it up, and the solid and iron-clad ice was like a tender fruit in his mouth.
"It's been a while, it's time to return to the tribe."
The barbarian jumped lightly, and then fell from a hundred-meter-high cliff, and when he landed, it was like a meteor falling to the ground, and the ground made a huge noise, and his legs were deeply inserted into the frozen ground, reaching his knees, but there was nothing at all, and he jumped out with a slight jump, and his body was countless times harder than steel.
This barbarian's name is Ban Luni, and he is the cousin of the Holy Xiling tribe Jordan Luo, a natural warrior, who has learned a set of extremely powerful fighting skills from the bodies of animals such as bear and wolf fighting, eagle and snake fighting. After the age of twenty, he had no distractions, and ran to the high cliff alone to practice, and it has been more than five years, and the potential of the whole body has been fully developed, and the palm of one hand has the power to open the stele and crack the stone, and the body is more flexible than a giant python, and it is as fast as a galloping horse when it acts, it is simply a humanoid killing machine.
Roar! The sound of Banluni jumping down alarmed an old bear in hibernation, and after crawling out of the hollow of the tree, the man stood and pounced on Banluni.
"I was worried that I had no clothes to wear, so you sent it to the door by yourself!"
Banluni's face was overjoyed, and his punch hit the old bear's chest like a battering ram, shattering his heart at once. With an earth-shattering wail, the old bear fell backwards to the snow.
Ban Luni stretched out his long nails and cut open the belly of the old bear, and then peeled off the bear's skin whole, and covered it with blood, and with a strange scream, he ran away like a puff of smoke.
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More than ten days later, all the barbarians of the Xiling tribe moved to the vicinity of the Yuzhenhou tribe, and the two tribes were horns of each other, but it was also lively for a few days.
The winter in the wasteland is particularly cold, the barbarians have nothing to do except hunting, gather in one place to roast and drink, often fight because of quarrels, it is common to break the blood flow of a head, and it is not uncommon to break hands and feet, now Zhang Wuge is the leader of the two tribes, and often has to deal with some fights and brawls, at the beginning he can also break the innocence one by one, and then he gradually gets bored, that is, he is hastily done, and sometimes there are some unjust, false and wrongful cases, but he now belongs to the leader of the unity of politics and religion, It had almost reached the point where he was following his word, and no one dared to question his judgment. Besides, barbarians don't take fighting seriously, even if they suffer a loss this time, they will find a way to win it in the future.
On this day, Fifth Brother Zhang was annoyed, shirked that he was not feeling well, and handed over the affairs of the tribe to Babatula and Kuishan to deal with, and hid in the tent in a daze, Sheli and Su Su pinched their shoulders and beat their legs left and right, Mei held a piece of fresh and unossified deer antler velvet in her hand, and with fur and bright red deer blood, cut it into pieces with a knife and fed it into Fifth Brother Zhang's mouth.
"Fifth brother, you have been listless these days, and you haven't slept well, do you have something on your mind?"
Fifth Brother Zhang chewed and ate the oily slices of deer antler velvet, only to feel that a stream of heat came out of the lower abdomen, and gradually spread to the whole body, indescribably comfortable and Tongtai, but the expression on his face was sorrowful, and said: "In the past few days, it is either this and that fighting, or that and this fighting, which has made my head bigger, and I have to tell them right and wrong, I don't even know who they are, and it really worries me to judge the case for them." Sometimes those who are beaten ignore them, but those who beat people are full of grievances; Sometimes both people are at fault, and it's really hard to tell. ”
Mei looked at Fifth Brother Zhang's sad face and said, "If a barbarian doesn't fight, then he won't be a barbarian." The important thing is not right or wrong, but that they come to you to judge after a fight, this is respect for you, as long as they respect you, then what you say is right, even if there are occasional mistakes, it is nothing, who can be perfect? ”
"According to what you say, in the future, whenever there is a fight, I will fight fifty boards each, so it will be simple."
Mei laughed all of a sudden, and said: "If you really deal with it like this, it's actually okay, barbarians fighting is the same as eating and drinking, it's not a big deal, but you can't be so hasty when you encounter other major events, you still have to distinguish right from wrong." ”
"What's a big thing and what's a small thing?" Fifth Brother Zhang had an expression of humility seeking advice.
Mei thought for a while and said: "Let everyone in the clan listen to your words and dare not have the slightest disobedience, this is a big thing, as long as this matter is done well, everything else is a small matter." If anyone disobeys you, you must punish him, and if he is faithful to you, you must reward him. As long as the rewards and punishments are clear, then a good leader is a good leader. As for the trivial matters, you can let Babatula and Kuishan take care of them, and if they don't handle them well, you can punish them, so that the people will respect you more. ”
After hearing this, Fifth Brother Zhang had a sense of enlightenment, it turned out that you don't have to bow down to do things, as long as you catch the nose of the cow.
"Fifth brother, do you know why people in the tribe often fight?" Mei asked with a smile.
Fifth Brother Zhang scratched his head and said, "Didn't you just say that barbarians like to fight." ”
Mei said: "In my opinion, Giordanro and Gurung are both good at scheming, but they are a mess for the warriors of the Commander Clan. The warriors of the Saint Xi Ling and Saint Yu Zhenhou tribes are not weaker than the Black Stone tribe in terms of physique alone, but they are too scattered, and they usually don't practice, these people have nothing to do all day long, and they are all in the prime of life, and it is inevitable that they will fight when they gather together. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang thought about it, this is indeed the truth, in the production team in the past, when the farm was busy, he was so tired that he could fall asleep with his pillow, how could he have time to fight nonsense, but when the farm was slack, there were some lazy people who wanted to make trouble.
"They need to be organized, and there will be things to do every day, or drills, or hunting, or patrolling, and there will be no chaos."
Zhang Wuge said to himself, rows of heroic militia teams inexplicably appeared in front of him, the era before his rebirth, pay attention to all the people are soldiers, the militia of Heishi Village usually farm, and organize training from time to time when the farm is slack, everyone can shoot guns and bombs, and the army advances and retreats to a certain extent, although it is not as powerful as the regular army, but it is also much stronger than the disaster army on the beautiful island. In comparison, the barbarians under his command were like joking, chaotic and undisciplined.
"Fifth brother, who do you think is the most trustworthy among the barbarians right now?"
Fifth Brother Zhang snapped his fingers and said: "If you want to say that those who are loyal to me, Babatula and Hash should be regarded as first-class, as for Gurung and Giordanro, I can't see through these two people, maybe they are just afraid of me, but they can't make any waves, and I don't bother to think about them." ”
Su Su listened carefully with his ears, and when he found that Fifth Brother Zhang did not mention her grandfather Kuishan, he suddenly became nervous and blurted out: "My grandfather Kuishan is also very loyal to the great totem son, he said to me and my aunt in private, I want to do everything possible to please you, and said that as long as you can accept me and my aunt, we will be the great heroes of the Kuishan family!" ”
Speaking of this, Su Su was not a little ashamed, in order to make Fifth Brother Zhang believe what she said, he said to the house: "Auntie, did grandpa say that?" ”
Even the roots of her ears were red and hot, and she glanced at her little niece Su Su reproachfully, and said in a voice that mosquitoes couldn't hear: "My father did say so, he has great respect for the great totemic son. ”
Mei likes the outspoken Su Su very much, and she is not bored with Sheli, and says: "It's good that Kuishan has this heart." You have the opportunity to say to Kuishan, as long as he is loyal to the fifth brother and has no second heart, I will make the decision in the future and let the two of you also be the wives of the fifth brother. ”
After hearing this, Fifth Brother Zhang almost jumped up, what kind of trouble is this? My wife wants to find two more little wives for herself, isn't this forcing me to make mistakes? Is my Fifth Brother Zhang that kind of person?
Mei looked at Fifth Brother Zhang's disagree, and said with a smile: "I, the Holy Master, can't manage other things, and choosing a girl as a wife for the great totem son is probably a good idea." ”
Fifth Brother Zhang only felt a cold neck, and suddenly his husband was sluggish, and he secretly said in his heart: "Why is it so difficult to be a clean and self-righteous man?" ”