Chapter 38: Rules
On the second day, Fifth Brother Zhang convened everyone to discuss the matter and announced that all the affairs of the tribe would be handled by Babatula and Kuishan, with Giordanro and Gurung assisting. As for the warriors who were able to fight in the two tribes, the strong ones among them were selected, the sick and weak were eliminated, and they were organized into three moose cavalry hundreds, and three infantry hundreds.
According to Fifth Brother Zhang's idea, for every ten people in a team, there is a team leader. For every 100 people in a squadron, there is a squadron leader. Every three squadrons were combined into a brigade, and the captain of the cavalry was naturally held by the loyal Hash, and the captain of the infantry did not think of a suitable candidate for a while, so he became vacant.
Since the goblin Wasabi was cut off by Fifth Brother Zhang, he has been pure all day long, wandering in the ocean of poetry creation, and heard that Fifth Brother Zhang has rearranged and deployed, and strongly asked the goblin to accept the adaptation. Fifth Brother Zhang was not good at refusing Vasabi's enthusiasm, but he really didn't look down on the goblins whose combat strength was stretched to the extreme, and finally organized thousands of goblins, regardless of men, women, and children, into eighteen goblin militia brigades, with Vasabi as the commander-in-chief of the goblin militia team.
"From now on, you will be the highest-ranking general under my command!" Fifth Brother Zhang patted the goblin Wasabi on the shoulder and said with a smile.
When Vasabi heard this, he was smug when he saw that Hash, who had beaten him, was only a captain, and he had been appointed commander-in-chief, commanding eighteen goblin militia brigades, which were obviously much higher in rank than Hash, and his heart was agitated for a moment, and he blurted out:
"I used to be cold and hungry, but now I have a new life. Yes! Great totem child, we goblins worship you, you are the sky, you are the earth, we will follow you closely! ”
"Once helpless and helpless, now ushering in a new chapter. Yes! Great totem child, we goblins love you, you are the sun, you are the moon, we will hug you tightly! ”
"I was bullied and humiliated, but now I have a new look. Yes! Great totem child, we goblins support you, you are the mountain, you are the river, we will believe in you tightly! ”
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The goblin Vasa Biven thought like a urine insipidus, out of control, and the expression on his face was like constipation, and it was like eating fermented stool for many days, which was both painful and full of affection, which people could not forget at first glance.
Illiterate people like barbarian hashes, when they hear Wassabi's improvisations at length, have their mouths wide open, and they have an expression of being impressed by their amazing talent.
Barbarians have no writing, but barbarians have a great respect for the wise man who has knowledge. There is a proverb among the barbarians that a true wise man is worthy of three hundred barbarian warriors. It is because of this that elders and shamans can enjoy a high status in the tribe.
Before Fifth Brother Zhang was reborn, although he only had a primary school education level, he had also learned a few "Red Treasure Books", and he had experienced the literary style of great men, but he also had a certain ability to discriminate. In Fifth Brother Zhang's opinion, the goblin Vasabi's limerick poem is not comprehensible, even if it is to carry shoes for a great man, it is not worthy. Besides, according to Fifth Brother Zhang's true thoughts, the goblins commanded by Vasabi are just a second-tier team, that is, a group of cannon fodder, but I didn't expect this thing to have no comprehension at all, and he really regarded himself as an elite.
However, Fifth Brother Zhang saw that everyone was fascinated by what they heard, and it was not easy to interrupt for a while, and after listening to the meal for about a while, he really couldn't bear it, his stomach rolled for a while, and he didn't vomit it out after pressing it, and his eyes were red, so he gestured to Vasabi to stop.
Seeing Fifth Brother Zhang's eyes flushed, Vasabi thought that he was moved by his own poetry, and felt a lot of pity in his heart: "Good poetry, just like a beauty, still needs people who understand to appreciate it!" There is a lord like this, and his life is not in vain, even if the liver and intestines are broken! ”
Since Vasabi became a eunuch, he has become very particular about personal hygiene, and he has been bathing every day for the past few days, but he also looks red and white, pinching his orchid finger and saying to Fifth Brother Zhang: "Master, I haven't finished chanting yet, if you are not feeling well, I will wait for you to get better, and I will chant to you alone another day." ”
Fifth Brother Zhang only felt a chill, and hurriedly said: "That's not necessary, you and your goblins are stationed around the camp, if there is nothing to do, you don't have to come to see me." ”
When Vasabi heard this, his face was full of loneliness and he left in a huff.
Mei watched Wasabi leave from the sidelines, and for some reason, a strong vigilance suddenly surged out of her heart, which usually arises between women and women, and stems from the possessiveness and exclusivity of her husband. "Why is this Vasabi looking at the fifth brother so strangely? There is a kind of indomitable eagerness to move forward and disregard life and death, which is obviously the eyes of a woman who sees her lover in her heart, how can it appear on the body of a goblin. ”
Fifth Brother Zhang sent Vasabi away, called Hash over with a nod, and said, "The captain of the infantry has not yet been landed, so you can take care of it all." ”
Hash scratched his head and said, "Master, if you want me to be the captain, I'll be a trick for a few days, if I can't do it well, you can change someone else!" ”
Fifth Brother Zhang raised his hand to be a brainstorm, playing Hash's head buzzing, his eyes were full of little stars, and he scolded: "You fool, I handed over the team to you, so you can take care of it for me, if you don't do it well, I'll pull your head off and kick it as a ball!" ”
Hash covered his head, and when he saw that Fifth Brother Zhang was really angry, he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Master, you know me, I won't do anything other than wrestling, fighting, and herding moose." ”
Fifth Brother Zhang said: "If you can graze, you can lead a good team, your warriors and moose are actually similar, if you are obedient, you will feed more forage, if you are disobedient, you will beat him, if you are not obedient, you will slaughter and eat meat!" I give you the power, who dares to disobey you, that is, disobey me, what are you worried about? ”
Hash thought for a while and said, "Master, listening to what you say, this person is really similar to a moose, but if you hand over the infantry to me, plus the cavalry has more than 600 people, I can't control it." ”
Fifth Brother Zhang looked at Hash like a rotten wood, but it was a loyal rotten wood, so he had to say patiently: "I will also let go of moose for a while, each group of moose has a leader, as long as this leader is willing to listen to you, the moose herd will not be chaotic." You don't have to worry about the warriors and ordinary soldiers under your command, you just need to take care of the squadron leader and squad leader. ”
Hash exclaimed excitedly: "I know, I am in charge of the moose herd, the leading stag did not listen to me at first, and then I broke the antlers by force, so I refused to obey me." Now I tell him to go to the east to graze, and he takes the moose herd to the east, and I tell him to go west to drink, and he takes the moose herd to the west, and he is as obedient as my son. ”
Su Su presented a cup of steaming fresh deer milk to Fifth Brother Zhang, stuck out his tongue at Hash and said, "Hash, you lie, you don't even have a wife, where is the son?" ”
Hash stared at the big eyes and said, "I don't have a son now, I will definitely have a son in the future, and I won't lie in front of my master." ”
Su Su grinned and said: "How do you know that you will definitely give birth to a son, I think you must give birth to a daughter, if everyone looks like you, it will be ugly!" ”
Hash rolled his eyes in anger, but Su Su is not what it used to be, and now he is the person next to Fifth Brother Zhang, and he never dares to make a mistake.
Fifth Brother Zhang drank a few sips of hot deer milk, and saw that Su Su was naughty and was looking funny, but Mei said with a straight face: "Su Su, Hash is a close confidant of the son of the totem, how can you make fun of him casually?" Don't hurry up and apologize to Big Brother Hash! ”
Su Su didn't dare to disobey the Holy Mother when she saw her speak, so she hurriedly saluted Hash, and said with a smile: "Brother Hash, I was wrong, you will definitely be able to give birth to a son in the future, and ah, the son born is definitely not like you, it must be very beautiful." ”
Hash's face was full of embarrassment, but after hearing this, he became happy, and thanked Mei very much for relieving him, and his respect for Mei increased a little more.
Mei poured a cup of hot deer milk for Hash and said: "Hash, the selection of the squadron leader and squad leader is very important, you must not let the sons and nephews of the elder family take on the responsibility, you must choose those brave and loyal clansmen, as for the background, it is not very important." What are your thoughts? ”
The Holy Lord's Mother offered deer milk to herself, this honor and dignity, looking at the Holy Xi Ling and the Holy Yu Zhenhou tribe, Hash is the only one, and she couldn't help but burst into tears of gratitude, and regardless of the hot deer milk, she drank it in one sip, knelt down and said: "Holy Lord Mother, I know how to choose the captain and the squad leader of the loyal master and you, and you can do what you say!" ”
Mei smiled and said: "It's good that you have this heart, and the son of totem and I also love your loyalty, but you can't ask us for everything, you still have to have your own ideas." Since the son of the totem is optimistic about you, you have to let it go, don't twist and pinch, don't look like a warrior at all. ”
Hash was originally a muddy and sullen character, but with Mei's encouragement, he seemed to have opened his mind and said, "Holy Master, I just have to lead the team well. In the past, the leaders of the tribe were all cubs of the elders' old family, but this time I asked them to choose their own leaders like a herd of moose, and whoever is the most capable and powerful will be the leader. ”
"Well said!" Fifth Brother Zhang and Mei laughed together, and Fifth Brother Zhang said: "As long as you are fair, you can promote whoever has the ability, everyone will naturally convince you, and this team will be able to lead well." However, everything must have rules, and I have two rules, one is to listen to orders, and the other is not to be greedy for life and fear of death when you go to the battlefield. ”
Hash claimed yes in his mouth, and said: "Master, I have memorized the rules you said, if I can't lead the team well, you will screw off my head, and if anyone does not follow the rules, I will screw off his head!" ”
Fifth Brother Zhang said: "Usually, this team can't be idle, we still have to practice hard, the most important thing is the queue military posture, we must do a good job!" ”
"What is a Queue Stance?" Hash is good at mounted archery and foot fighting, but he has never heard of a queue stance.
Fifth Brother Zhang smiled mysteriously and said, "You come here with your ears." ”