Hash got the queue military posture Dafa secretly passed down by Fifth Brother Zhang, but he was afraid that he would forget it, and he couldn't stop muttering on the way back.

"Standing upright means standing up straight!"

"Take a break and stand on one leg with one leg spread apart!"

"When you walk, you have to shout one, two, one, raise your left foot and shout two."

"Two to one, two to two fingers, one to one finger."

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Hash was engrossed in recalling, not noticing a stone on the road, and suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, and when he got up and patted the snow on his body, he forgot everything he had just remembered. He was a straight man, and he was not afraid of being scolded, so he cheekily went back to ask Fifth Brother Zhang about it.

Sheli and Su Su were pinching the yellow tendons for Fifth Brother Zhang, this thing was comfortably crossing Erlang's legs, and he was shaking his head and humming a tune, and when he heard Hash explain the reason, he was not annoyed, and patiently told Hash again. Hash's comprehension is not very high, and his brain capacity is not very large, but he is definitely loyal enough, and he has worked hard to clear the memory in his brain, and the empty space is just enough to remember the queue military posture Dafa taught by Fifth Brother Zhang.

"One is not afraid of hardship, the other is not afraid of death, if your warriors can do these two things, it will be considered a pass. How can you do these two things, that is, you must rely on the military posture queue to cultivate obedience and discipline, and you must not be negligent. ”

"I've said so much, don't just nod your head, you have to keep it in your heart, I said, do you remember?"

Hash was originally stubbornly memorizing, but when Fifth Brother Zhang asked him like this, he forgot most of it, and he was nervous, and even forgot the remaining other half, so he had to say 1510: "I originally remembered, but now I have forgotten." ”

Fifth Brother Zhang has not been very clever since he was a child, and his tolerance for a stupid person like Hash is also different from ordinary people. After thinking about it for a while, he found a piece of deerskin, carved a picture of the villain in the military queue on it with a knife, patted Hash on the shoulder and said: "If you forget, look at these pictures, and if you still don't understand, come back and ask me, don't pretend to understand, that would be a bad thing, understand?" ”

Hash nodded, looked at these little figures painted on deerskin, laughed, and said: "Master, you told me so many twists and turns, I remember that my head is big, or these pictures are good, I can understand at a glance." ”

Fifth Brother Zhang said: "If you want the moose to run fast, you need to feed the fodder well, and this training is the same, the brothers are bleeding and sweating, they must eat well, even the sleeping place must be warm, and they must not freeze and starve!" I'll let Babatula and Kuishan do these things for you, and if you need anything, come to me, in a word, as long as you bring the team well, everything else will be easy to do. In addition, you have remembered for me that these two brigades of 600 brothers only obey my orders, and no matter who the others are, if they dare to meddle in the affairs of the team, they will be beaten first, and then they will be tied up to see me! ”

Hash said yes again and again, and then went back, and for more than a month, he didn't come to see Fifth Brother Zhang. Su Su and Sheli are young and playful, and in addition to serving Mei and Fifth Brother Zhang, they have to go out to play when they are free. At this time, the warrior training of the two teams was in full swing, and the two little girls saw it freshly, and when they came back, they chattered to Mei.

"Hash is fierce on the training ground, and all the warriors who make mistakes will be beaten with sticks, which are thicker than my arms, and they will be beaten to the ground."

"No, Hash is not allowed to scream at the beaten, if he does, he will fight even more fiercely, and after only a few days of training, more than a dozen warriors have been seriously injured."

"Hash is respectful in front of his master, I can't imagine that he is so fierce in private, he really knows people and knows his face, he does not know his heart, he acts like this, I don't think any girl is willing to marry him, and he said that he will have a son, I don't think he can even give birth to an egg."

Mei saw that Su Su was talking more and more unpleasantly, nodded her forehead lovingly, and said: "You have sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and the words you say are harsh, you should really learn from her steady and generous way with Sheli, you will marry in the future, how can you be so light-hearted?" ”

Su Su grinned, said yes, and said: "Holy Master, I don't want to marry, I will follow you for the rest of my life, with you to protect me, I will not be spanked by the villains." ”

After hearing this, Mei glanced at Fifth Brother Zhang and said: "This manly man acts differently from your daughter's family, the warriors of the two brigades led by Hash are all strong men, if he is not strictly commanded, who can obey him?" In the future, I don't care if you go to the training ground to see the excitement, but you are not allowed to speak ill of Hash in private. ”

Sheli hurriedly nodded yes, but Su Su said: "Holy Master, I just said that Hash is a big brute bull, he is tall and strong, and he is unreasonable, isn't he a big brute bull?" This is not to say bad things about him, maybe he was a big bull in his last life. ”

After hearing this, Fifth Brother Zhang laughed and said: "This is indeed not a bad word, what is wrong with cows, they eat grass and milk is milk." ”

After Mei heard this, she blushed inexplicably, and a certain shameless guy, when he was making love, often said that he wanted to drink her milk.

Sheri looked at the words, and saw that Mei was so embarrassed that her face was flushed, and after thinking about it, she understood, and almost lowered her head to the ground. Su Su didn't know what to do, and said: "The master is talking about a cow, and the bull can't milk no matter how much grass he eats." I've heard my mother say that a cow doesn't have milk until she is pregnant and gives birth to a calf. If you want to say that the cow is really miserable, her own milk has to be drunk by others, but her own calf cannot drink it. ”

Fifth Brother Zhang said: "You don't understand, this is the spirit of great love, for example, if you become a mother, your neighbor has no milk, her child has no milk to eat, and she is going to starve to death, so you don't care?" ”

After hearing this, Su Su said without thinking: "Of course I have to take care of it, I let my baby eat my left, and let the neighbor's baby eat my right, so that the two children will not be hungry." ”

"Why let your baby eat your left and not your right?" Fifth Brother Zhang asked puzzled.

Su Su hesitated for a moment, and said wryly: "Because the one on my left is bigger, the milk must be more, even to help others, I have to let my baby eat first." ”

Fifth Brother Zhang looked Su Su up and down, and said, "I see that the one on the left and the one on the right are almost the same?" ”

Su Su straightened his chest and said proudly: "If you take a closer look, it is clear that the left one is bigger than the right one." ”

Fifth Brother Zhang measured it with his hand and said, "It's really strange, sure enough, the one on the left is slightly bigger than the one on the right, but my wife is not like you, the two are the same size." But your ideological realm needs to be improved a little more, I remember an old scholar said that the old and the old, the young and the young, that is, you should treat other people's fathers as your own fathers, and treat other people's children as your own children, so that you are really a good person. I think your current ideological realm is not as good as a cow, you should really fight and think about it in a flash, and reflect on yourself. ”

Su Su was a little unconvinced, and said: "Aren't people cows in the first place, why do you want to compare with cows?" I don't think it makes sense for you to say that old and young, if that's really the case, isn't it a mess, a person can have many fathers and many children, so can her wife also have many husbands? ”

"This ...... This ......"

Fifth Brother Zhang was stunned for a while, but in fact, with his cultural level, he was originally a half-hanger. "The old and the old, the young and the young." The Datong thought from Yasheng Mencius, the original meaning was not as simple as he understood, Su Su was born smart, although he was uneducated, but he immediately refuted Fifth Brother Zhang, making his boss lose face.

Seeing that Fifth Brother Zhang was blushing and his neck was thick, she hurriedly scolded Su Su: "You dare to talk back to the great totem son so much? You are young, what knowledge do you have? The wisdom of the son of the totem comes from the totem, how could he be wrong? Don't bow your head and admit your mistakes, the son of the totem will definitely not bother with you when he sees you young. ”

Although Sheli is usually soft-spoken, but if he gets serious, Su Su is still very afraid of his little aunt, and glanced at Fifth Brother Zhang, although he was extremely unconvinced, he still said against his will: "I was not right just now, please don't blame the great totem son!" In the future, I will definitely learn from the cows, and eat grass......"

Halfway through speaking, Su Su couldn't help it, and suddenly she was so aggrieved that she cried, her little face turned red, and she cried and said: "I don't want to be a cow, I will give my own milk to my own baby, but I don't give it to others!" ”

Mei hurriedly hugged Su Su in her arms, and while comforting, she said to Fifth Brother Zhang: "You are a big man, what do you say to a little girl, are you ashamed?" Obviously, what I said was unreasonable, and I made the little girl cry angrily, are you still a man? Sleep on your own tonight! Don't go to my bed! ”

Mei Da was powerful, and Fifth Brother Zhang was like a frosted eggplant, making a big fuss, so he had to hang his head and say: "I will sleep by myself, I will sleep by myself, and I will sleep soundly, so as to save the tired backache." ”

Seeing that Fifth Brother Zhang didn't speak like words, Mei couldn't wait to pinch him hard, but in front of Su Su and Sheli, she only glared at Fifth Brother Zhang fiercely, and drove him out of her leather tent.

That night, Fifth Brother Zhang couldn't sleep alone, couldn't sleep over and over, and when he was troubled, he walked in the house with a plate of barbecue meat and a skin bag of deer milk wine, and said: "The Holy Mother has ordered, knowing that you can't sleep, let me serve you to drink wine and eat meat." ”

Fifth Brother Zhang looked at the house with the help of the oil lamp, and there was an indescribable charm in the quiet, and he looked like he was picking up, and he suddenly felt itchy in his heart, but he still held back the little thought in his heart and said, "You go out, I'll just eat and drink by myself." ”

"Yes." She bowed her head in agreement, revealing a snow-white and delicate neck, looking extremely seductive under the oil lamp.