Gala is the son of a milking slave of the Holy Feather Zhenhou tribe, originally his life should be as humble and lowly as the soil under the soles of his shoes, it was the generalissimo of the barbarian empire Hash who changed his life, a few years later, Gala from a small captain of the old camp of the day, promoted to the general of the Eastern Army, commanded the elite heavy cavalry that defeated the Fuza people, and made great achievements for the victory of the empire. The most talented poet of the empire, Vasabi, was impressed by Gala's bravery and skill, and wrote two poems for it.

One: eagle-like eyes, leopard-like speed, wolf-like ferocity! The sun rises in the east, only I Gala is undefeated!

Second: How rugged the march is, the enemy is cunning and tenacious, who dares to smile at the sky, only I am General Gala!

After Gala retired, he did not choose to stay in the imperial capital, but led his family back to the former wasteland, and built a grand manor on the deer pen where he was born.

"Before I was twenty-four, I lived an unhuman life, my leather robe was torn to cover my buttocks, and I slept in a deer pen and with a moose every day. My dad and mom were milking slaves, and I was born a milking slave too. The winter in the moorland was cold, and one year the water was dripping into ice, and my hands were so cold that I couldn't feel when I was milking, and I was expecting the moose to poop, so I could put my hands in the hot deer dung to keep warm. ”

"Grandpa, you were so dirty when you were young!" Gala's little granddaughter is pink and cute, clapping her chubby little hands and laughing at her grandfather.

"Dirty? At that time, I couldn't take care of those, and my grandfather was not convinced, why did I have to milk deer milk for others when I was born, but I never drank a sip of deer milk, I just wanted to use my hands that touched the dung to milk the deer milk for those nobles, so that they could also taste the taste of deer dung. ”

Gala took a gold-inlaid wine jug and poured it into his mouth, he drank the most precious Maotai wine in the empire, the Sea Emperor paid tribute to the barbarian emperor every year with beautiful beauties and 10,000 barrels of Maotai wine, it is said that Maotai wine is made from the blood of sea ginseng and tortoiseshell for more than 100 years, prolonging life, extremely rare. Looking at the entire empire, that is, only a highly decorated veteran general like Gala is qualified to drink the imperial Maotai wine.

Gala spurted wine from her mouth, laughed out loud, and said, "Do you know who drank the deer milk I milked in the past few days? ”

"Grandpa, don't sell it, say it quickly!" Gala's eldest grandson was the most anxious, pouting and urging him.

"In those days, His Majesty the Emperor, that is, the son of the great totem, happened to live in our Holy Feather Zhenhou tribe, and the deer milk I milked every day was drunk by him, haha!"

"Huh?" Gala's eldest grandson was fourteen years old this year, and he was no longer an ignorant child, and when he heard this, he could not help but be shocked, and his grandfather had committed a great sin of disrespect, and according to the law of barbarians, the whole family should be killed. Moreover, although the barbarian emperor Zhang Wuge has always been benevolent, but he has never been soft on the enemy, when he started a war with the natives of the Nigong country, he once cut off the heads of 100,000 captives and put them into a Jingguan, and his murderous name can stop children from crying, for the Nigong people, it is even more devilish than the devil.

"Look at your bear-like, you don't have any guts at all, your grandfather and I later became the captain of the squad, and I confessed to the great son of the totem, guess what His Majesty the Emperor said? He said, I didn't get sick if I didn't eat cleanly, but he still kicked me and bounced me with a brain crash, and this matter is in the past. His Majesty the Emperor has never taken it to heart, how can you think of his old man's mind, with the daughter of the enemy country as his wife and the enemy as his confidant, who can do this measure? As far as you are now, there were 600 men in the old camp, all of them were well-known, they were like apes in the mountains, they were like otters in the water, and everyone was fierce and fierce, and they were all enemies of 100 people, and you couldn't even compare with one of their foot hairs. ”

The eldest grandson was relieved to hear that His Majesty the Emperor was not to blame, and thought: "The old camp that first followed His Majesty the Emperor was trained by Generalissimo Hash himself, and he got the prehistoric treasure of the goblin, wearing bronze flying wings to travel thousands of miles a day, and even the steel was shot through within 500 steps with the bronze fire gun in his hand. ”

"Grandpa, how did you become the team leader, tell us quickly!" The little granddaughter asked with infinite admiration for her grandfather, and her eyes flashed with curiosity.

"This man, luck has come, and the moose can't catch up. I was milking a deer that day, and the elder's son, Ah Xi, asked me to carry him on his back to see Hash, saying that I was going to choose a squad leader and squadron leader, I was just a milking slave, where did I dare to provoke Ah Xi, so I carried him towards the open space on the side of the totem pole, this Ah Xi was three hundred pounds, and pressed on my body like a mountain of meat, and my waist could not stand up. ”

"I remember that day was extremely cold, the snow was falling like goose feathers, hundreds of warriors stood under the totem pole and did not dare to move, and Hash was like a killing god, and he was calling names one by one. When I arrived with Ah Xi on my back, it was already late, and Hash's eyes were like knives, and he asked Ah Xi why he was late? He asked why he didn't walk on his own and why he was carried on his back. ”

"If you want to say that Ah Xi is really damned, he may not be able to afford Hash, and said nonchalantly, he slept with two women yesterday, and he was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed, and blamed Hash for not being named on a snowy day, isn't it difficult for the big guys, let's disperse early, go back to drink, bake the fire, and hug the woman how comfortable!"

"Hash said, the great son of the totem asked me to be the captain, I have the right to control you, not to mention that I also notified you in advance to gather under the totem pole, even if there is no advance notice, I give the order, you have to come honestly. I don't care which of the sons of Elder Jiba you are, if you violate my orders, you should be killed!" ”

"Marshal Hash, you've seen it, that guy has mad hair, and when he gets angry, who isn't afraid? Your grandfather and I are so old, and I will tell you a heart-wrenching word, I am not very afraid of His Majesty the Emperor, but I am very afraid of Marshal Hash, sometimes I dream of him at night, and I wake up with fright. Hash, this old thing, is only obeyed by the emperor's orders, and he doesn't recognize anyone else except Queen Mei, if it is in his hands, he will have to lose a layer of skin if he doesn't die. ”

After hearing this, the eldest grandson nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I heard that the second prince and the eldest prince fought openly and secretly, and then His Majesty the Emperor became angry and ordered the two of them to be locked up for reflection, but no one dared to go, and in the end, Marshal Hash personally went out and grabbed one with one hand, just like an eagle catching a chicken, and caught the two princes, that is the prince!" The mother of the second prince is Queen Mei, and the biological mother of the eldest prince is the princess of the sea emperor, who can afford to mess with these two? ”

"Don't talk nonsense! It's best to hide away from this royal matter, we don't have the same affection as Marshal Hash, if we commit a royal taboo, it will be terrible. Where did you just go? Yes, it was said that Hash wanted to kill Ah Xi, but Ah Xi was not afraid at all, saying that he was the son of an elder, and that he had to go through a tribal assembly to kill him, and that Hash was using a deer's tail as an arrow, pretending to be an old bear to be scary. ”

Gala closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and said, "I will never forget that scene. Hash listened to Ah Xi's words, and suddenly laughed, he laughed more terrible than not laughing, and pulled Ah Xi off my back with one hand, and without saying a word, pulled out the bone knife in his waist, and cut off Ah Xi's head with one sword. At that time, I was scared stupid, and the blood in Ah Xi's cavity sprayed all over my face, but I didn't dare to move. Hash came over and patted me on the shoulder, saying that I was not afraid of anything and wanted me to take on Ah Xi's shortcomings, and I just went into the old camp in a daze. ”

Hash turned around and asked the big guy, he cut Ah Xi, is there anything that disagrees? Seeing that no one was silent, Hash said sharply that the great son of the totem had set up two rules, which even he had to follow, one was to obey orders, and the other was not to be greedy for life or afraid of death, and anyone who violated these two rules would definitely be beheaded. ”

After Hash finished saying the rules, he took off the leather robe on his body again, and stood naked in front of everyone, we didn't dare not learn when we saw this, and we all took off our essence, it was winter in the wasteland, and we had to take a stick to pee, and pee while knocking, or we would freeze. Hash, this old thing just stood naked in the wind and snow, and it didn't seem to be cold at all, what a fucking weirdness! ”

"Standing can have a meal time, there are those who are weak and can't stand the cold, the body can't stop swinging, your grandfather and I usually sleep in the deer pen, this body is the most frost-resistant, and it can be endured for a while. Hash let those of us who are not afraid of the cold stand in front, and told us that everyone is raised by his father and mother, why is he not afraid of the cold? This old thing asked three times in a row, how do we know, the brains are going to freeze, who cares about replying. Hash said that the reason why he was not afraid of the cold was because of his loyalty to the son of the totem, which burned like a fire, and he was not cold at all. ”

"Hahaha! Marshal Hash can really tell lies! Several of the older grandchildren laughed uncontrollably.

"Not a lie!" Gala glared at a few of her grandsons and continued: "If His Majesty the Emperor is in danger and needs someone to die for him, we guys from the old camp will definitely go, but it is impossible to say that we don't think about our family and the aftermath at all. But I dare to pack the ticket, Hash for His Majesty the Emperor, he must not want to think about it, he will die generously, he regards His Majesty the Emperor as more important than anything else, even if His Majesty the Emperor wants him to kill his wife and son, he will not hesitate to carry it out, which none of us guys in the old camp can compare. Looking at the entire empire, in terms of loyalty alone, Hash is definitely number one. If anyone can compare with him, Vasabi is barely qualified, but Vasabi is a goblin, not a barbarian. ”

The eldest grandson said: "The wise king Vasabi commanded millions of goblins to guard the southern frontier of the empire, which is also a generation of heroes, and only the majesty of His Majesty the Emperor can make Vasabi bow down." ”

"! What kind of wise king, that is, composing poetry, still has some ability, if you want to talk about war, Vasabi is just a layman, what do you say three do not fight, do not fight the unprepared enemy, do not fight the enemy without food, do not fight the enemy without morale, where is this? There is a group of bards with stinky feet, saying that Vasabi is a righteous leader, I bah! To fight a war is to win, and no means can be used excessively! How can there be so much exquisiteness. Your grandfather and I dug the dam and flooded the 30,000 heavy cavalry of the Fuzasians, and now there are still people who scold me for not being able to win and lose the face of the barbarians, I will fuck it! ”

The eldest grandson saw his grandfather's indignant appearance, and hurriedly beat him on the back, and said: "Grandpa, you flooded the enemy army, which His Majesty the Emperor has praised, and said that you are fighting with your brain, even if someone says a few gossips, it is jealous of you, you don't have to take it to heart." ”

Gala took a few breaths, then calmed down and said, "How did you get to Vasabi, I looked at this guy and still didn't talk about him, let's go on to talk about how I became the team leader." Hash let us not be afraid of the cold competition, whoever can fight will be the squad leader and squadron leader, to put it in normal times, the identity of the big guy is different, and he will definitely not dare to do it easily, but that day the big guy was stunned, and after hearing it, it doesn't matter if you are an uncle or a nephew, and no matter if you are a relative of the elder, he just fights with red eyes. Your grandfather and I had the strength to do it at the time, and my skills were not bad, so I became the captain of the squad with my real skills. Ha ha! ”

"Hash told us these squad leaders and squadron leaders, saying that we are all hounds of the children of the totem, and that we should bite whoever we want, and no one needs birds except for the orders of the children of the totem! Since that day, your grandfather has been able to walk with his chest lifted even if he has become a human. ”