Chapter 0272: Heavenly Thunder
Emei Lingxiu, down to the abyss Jedi, the clouds and mist do not disperse, and the birds do not stay.
The two elders of Xuan Ming jumped off the cliff in a hurry, naturally they were not looking for their own death, and the two of them borrowed a few strokes in the air and hung on the cliff in the middle of the mountain.
After waiting for a long time, Zhou Zhiruo didn't catch up that time, and the two were a little disappointed.
The ten-incense soft tendon in his hand didn't have a chance to use it, this is a sharp weapon against martial arts masters. So far, only the tantric masters who practice hard skills have not had much impact, and the others, even if they are themselves, can only be caught without an antidote.
What the hell is going on with this Emei faction?
Doesn't that extinction mean holding the Heavenly Sword in hand, opening and closing indiscriminately? Why are the disciples so cautious?
In mid-air, looking at the endless abyss below, the two glanced at each other and slowly crawled down. This time, the goal is extremely high in martial arts and forbearance, and the two have to think about it in the long run.
At least on this mountain, there should be no way.
The main thing is that this place is too small, and many places have disciples on duty for twelve hours a day. And everyone's meal time is different, and taking medicine will only startle the snake.
Now, it's best to lead Zhiruo down the mountain this week.
Thinking of the target's graceful figure and tender dripping face, the deer sticker suddenly swallowed his saliva, and the strength to go down the mountain was a little stronger.
"Squeak, squeak~" Hearing the call, the two were stunned, and when they turned their heads, they saw a monkey on the other side of the cliff, and a kitten looked at this side.
A monkey and a cat grinned and smiled.
Can't move, can you?
"Get out!" The deer sticker had his wrist torn by his claws, and he had a bad temper and reprimanded angrily.
As the top master of the rivers and lakes, two little beasts dared to provoke his tiger whiskers, and they simply didn't know whether they were alive or dead.
Little Yellow Cat: ???
The cat and the monkey looked at each other, nodded, then picked up the stone in their hand and smashed it, and a gust of wind struck the two poor old men.
The two elders of Xuan Ming didn't care, after all, how powerful the stones thrown by the monkey and the kitten were, but they still subconsciously avoided it.
"Boom~" A hole was smashed into the mountain wall.
The second elder was stunned, and cold sweat instantly flowed down his forehead.
There is something wrong with this Emei! It's all freaks!
Even if Zhou Zhiruo had such terrifying strength at such a young age, would these two beasts still be able to do martial arts?
A hint of fierceness flashed in Hebi Weng's eyes, with such strength, if he kept throwing stones at them, the two of them would not be able to go down the mountain safely.
Kill!
The two brothers have not been separated for decades, they have the same mind, and they know each other's meaning when they make a mistake in their eyes. The deer staff took out a short staff from his waist, the head of which was forked and made in the shape of antlers, and the whole body was black, and I don't know what it was made of.
With all his might, the staff turned into a cloud of white gas and threw it at the two little beasts.
The crane pen Weng held a double pen, the end of the pen was as sharp as a crane's beak, the crystal light was shining, and his feet borrowed from the cliff and rushed directly over.
It's just a brute! Between these cliffs, as long as you rush over, it is a dead end.
Can they still walk freely on the cliffs?
As soon as it was too late, the short staff was caught by the little yellow cat in its mouth, and then jumped directly to the bulge on the cliff.
The little monkey was slightly a few steps behind the little yellow cat before, and when the situation was not right, he jumped to the other side early. ….
The Crane Pen Weng who rushed over naturally pounced.
"Senior brother, take my weapon back." The deerstick shouted anxiously.
The two of them used Qimen weapons, which were not only strong, but also able to pass internal force, and the materials were naturally not ordinary, and they also needed the help of the world's famous craftsmen in person, and they used several of their mission contributions to get it.
It certainly can't be discarded casually.
"Haw, haw~" Hearing the voice, the two looked up, and then were dumbfounded.
Weapons, eaten!
The two elders of Xuan Ming glanced at each other, and a cold air from the soles of their feet rushed directly to their heads.
Is this a youkai?
The two of them can live so big, relying on two
Word: Caution! Almost without hesitation, he let go and continued to jump down the mountain.
Can't be provoked and can't hide?
Miao Le looked at the two of them so decisively, grinned, and then: "Meow~", the cry was clear, but it rippled between heaven and earth.
A moment later, dozens of big birds flew out of the mountain, hovering above the head of the two old men of Xuanming who had fallen more than ten zhang again.
The big bird didn't make any unnecessary attacks, and as soon as its tail moved, a cloud of sparse bird droppings poured down at the target.
The two elders of Xuan Ming were caught off guard, and their faces and mouths were all over them.
This Nima!
The two of them have been in the palace for so many years, and they are usually served by a few maids, clean and hygienic, and today is simply challenging their physiological limits at this moment.
"Gross!" The deer sticker couldn't help but start vomiting first, he only had one hand that could move, and he couldn't resist this purely disgusting attack at all, and he ate the most.
These birds are fine, what is the use of training this ability? Sick?
The people who train these birds are certainly not serious people!
"Meow~" The little yellow cat jumped to the side, glanced at it with big blue eyes, and quickly looked away.
It's disgusting too! Who did this to you?
"Meow~"
Brothers, go on!
Suddenly, the birds pulled harder.
This is the order of the overlord of Mount Emei, the winter grain that is not performing well and the stored winter grain may disappear for no reason, and then he can only go to the Emei faction to work and eat and drink, how miserable it should be.
"Stinky cat? You wait for me, you kind of come over and go head-on! What kind of skill is hiding aside? I tell you, I will definitely eat dragon and tiger fights every day when I have the opportunity in the future! Before every meal, I'll peel the skin and bones of your group myself!"
The deer stick man shouted in dissatisfaction, and even his eyes were glued, and he couldn't see clearly.
Since the two brothers came out to walk the rivers and lakes, except for facing Zhang Sanfeng who was almost killed, they have never suffered such a big grievance at any other time
The little yellow cat was stunned for a moment, and her blue round eyes directly turned into vertical pupils, which was menacing.
I was going to let them go, but I didn't expect to be bent on death.
What a righteous man!
Grab a small rock on the cliff with one claw, aim at the center point of the righteous man, aim, shoot!
"Ahh With a scream, the deersticker's tears immediately rushed out.
Precision or not is the difference between slaughter and art.
"Senior brother! I'm here to save you!" Crane pen Weng jumped up a few times to support the past.
The two brothers have supported each other for decades, and they don't even have a wife and son, just to enjoy themselves, and the wine women sometimes play together. ….
He couldn't have watched his brother die.
The little yellow cat was stunned, he admired this kind of good brotherhood with a knife in the ribs, and immediately decided that they would be together forever.
A moment later, small stones carrying strong winds kept shooting at the two of them, condescending, saturating blows.
Those who commit me shoveling will be punished even if they are far away!
"Boom~Boom~" and some more thunder.
"Ahh Screams rang out in the air.
……
The disciple lived, Zhou Zhiruo was soaking his feet at night, and when he heard the roar, his brows tightened.
This is the sound of the Emei Treasure "Thunderbolt Fire Bomb".
According to the rules of the Emei sect, each of their personal disciples was given six 'Thunderbolt Fire Bombs' for self-defense.
They are all female disciples, one of them is used against the enemy, this 'thunderbolt fire bomb, the power is huge, and it can hurt the top master if caught off guard. The other, of course, is used for suicide.
People in the rivers and lakes, licking blood on the knife edge, those guys who talk about benevolence, righteousness and morality, maybe they don't pay attention to benevolence, righteousness and morality.
A woman who was like a flower was taken captive, and it was impossible to imagine what they would be treated before they died. And this secret weapon is the forbidden trick of jade burning.
Was that senior sister hurt? Zhiruo was a little worried.
Then she remembered the two strong enemies she had encountered today. Could it be them?
"Bell, bell~" Six times in a row, the bell of Emei urgently summoned his disciples rang.
This kind of forbidden trick is tried, it must be a strong enemy, and everyone must go to support.
Zhiruo raised her white and tender little feet and prepared to participate in the battle.
"Whoosh~" The yellow shadow flashed, and the little yellow cat rushed directly into the footbasin.
"Poof~" Then the cat spun around from the basin, and then pounced on the girl's face to lick wildly.
Suck!
"Ah! Stinky Lele, that's my foot washing water! You've got me all over!" The girl was in a hurry.
"Meow!" When the little yellow cat heard this, her body suddenly shook, and her golden fur was as clean as new.
A girl with a water stain on her head: ???
Half a quarter of an hour later, on the edge of the cliff, a group of senior sisters looked at the boundless abyss below.
"Senior Sister Ding, just now, the 'Thunderbolt Fire Bomb exploded at the bottom of this cliff." There are disciples and Ding Minjun to report.
Master didn't come, Senior Sister Ding is the backbone of everyone.
Ding Minjun frowned, which junior sister met a strong enemy and chose to commit suicide at the bottom of the cliff? Or was it beaten down by the enemy?
"Count the number of people, see who's missing on the mountain?"
After a while, everyone was a little surprised that there was no one missing, including Zhiruo, who had messy hair.
Ding Minjun's face turned cold, and he said solemnly: "According to the door rules, 'Thunderbolt fire bombs are life-saving materials, and it is forbidden to bomb them indiscriminately, and each disciple will wait in his bedroom.
After a while, Senior Sister Jingxuan and I will check one by one, and if we find out who it is, we will be fined 100 taels of silver, and the Scripture Pavilion will be confined for two months!"
Of course, this rule is because some junior sisters were greedy for fun a few years ago, and they wanted to try the power when they got the thunderbolt fire bomb. Some even let off as fireworks, and in the previous generation, there was an uncle who put one in the incense burner of Fuxian Bodhisattva.
At that time, the ancestor was offering incense and praying sincerely, and the thunder bomb directly blew the incense burner to pieces, not to mention, almost scared the ancestor to pee. The ancestor was furious, and then set this rule. ….
Moreover, this thing is expensive, each one is worth at least a few taels of silver. The key is that the secret weapon is to keep secrets, and if it is released at will, the enemy will know more and be prepared, and its power will be greatly reduced.
"Yes!"
Hearing this, Zhiruo, who was distracting from the criticism, suddenly remembered Lele, who was happy to come back just now, and had a sense of foreboding.
He couldn't have set off this firework, right?
Pay a hundred taels? She looks like she's going bankrupt again! Still eating sugar gourds? In the future, I am afraid that I will only be able to eat free gruel in the dining room every day.
Hurried back to the bedroom, the girl rummaged carefully in the bedroom, and finally, found the thunder bomb she had assigned in a corner of the bedroom.
Although this thing is not easy to explode and requires internal force to urge, she still carefully stores it in the corners.
When she saw the few small black iron balls, Zhiruo breathed a sigh of relief and stroked her already slightly developed chest.
It's okay, not my own.
Wait, that weight seems a little off!
The girl shook it, her expression changed greatly, her palms clenched, and she pressed hard, this iron ball turned out to be a ball of black mud, so what about her 'Thunderbolt Fire Bomb?'
At the door, the little yellow cat and the golden snub-nosed monkey sat in a row, one looking to the left and the other to the right, their eyes wandering.
Zhiruo rushed over, menacing, holding a ball of black mud: "Who took it? You're not going to blow up a hornet's nest, are you?"
This kind of thing, she thinks these two goods will definitely do it.
Miao Le sits still, as long as I don't admit it, it's not ***!
The little saint next to him quietly pointed his finger at the king.
As we all know, offending the king will be beaten at most, but if you offend the Emei disciples, you won't have anything to eat!
"Okay, Lele, you've learned to steal now, right?" The girl was furious.
Miaole: "Meow!"
No way, it's not me, who said that?
When he turned his head and saw that he had been betrayed by his little brother, the little yellow cat was furious, raised his paws, and prepared
Tell him what fatherly love is!
Before he could make a move, Zhiruo pulled him into his arms, pointed, and foamed: "What? So powerful now? Do you do something wrong and still want to teach your little brother a lesson?"
"Meow!" In the arms of the shovel officer, the little yellow cat grinned, revealing sharp tiger teeth, and widened its eyes, without the slightest intimidation.
How? Why don't you just steal something? I'll dare next time! I'm going to steal your belly pocket!
In the face of the arrogant cute pet, the girl's chest rose and fell violently, and then, opened her small mouth, wow, and gnawed the cat's head.
"Ah, I'll bite you to death!"
Miangle: ???
Ah, I'm dead!
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Tieqiao River, also called Emei River, originates from Mount Emei, with a total length of more than 100 miles, meandering and flowing between Mount Emei and the Leshan Giant Buddha.
The two elders of Xuan Ming supported each other and walked by the river, and whenever they accidentally looked at Mount Emei in the distance, they were both trembling with fear.
There's a demon there!
Fortunately, the two of them have experienced a hundred battles, coupled with their excellent psychological quality, and they finally recovered after walking more than ten miles.
The deer sticker stared at the cat mark on his arm, very worried: "Senior brother, what do you mean by this mark? The cat is strong, but it seems a bit silly, and he will believe any oath we make."
Hebi Weng is also a little strange, of course, he is so blessed that he knelt down in his heart and begged for mercy, and then swore that he would never hurt any cat in the future, and even when he saw the cat injured, he tried his best to help, plus a lot of other miscellaneous oaths, so he escaped with his life. ….
But after the two of them made their vows, they both had such an extra mark on their arms, which seemed to be useless so far.
After walking for a long time, he finally saw a city in the distance, and the deer stick licked his lips, and today it can be said that he turned around from outside the ghost gate.
He needs the warm and soft arms of those little sisters! Thinking of those moist girls, the deer stick guest suddenly stood in awe.
Respect, respect! The deer stick guest was a little anxious, his mind moved, and he moved again! As a result, the second brother, who usually responds to requests, has no reaction.
The deer stick was stupid, he didn't say anything about quitting sex when he swore at the time! As if thinking of something, he looked at Hebi Weng: "Senior brother, did you swear to quit sex?"
Crane Bi Weng nodded: "There is a knife on the head of the color word, she will only consume my time and energy, the situation is urgent just now, of course I bring all my brains."
Deersticker: ......
Have you considered my feelings?
After hesitating for a moment, the deer stick still did not believe in evil, and walked along the river, and finally saw a woman fishing.
Without hesitation, he walked over and asked, "Girl, how is the catch, is there a bite here?"
The woman looked at the two of them with high noses and deep eyes, as if they were from the Western Regions, and hesitated a little, but still replied, "There is a mouth, a hundred words."
The deer stick bowed, and then the two of them ran to the side of the grove to study how to fish.
A moment later, the deerstick came out in despair, crying and mourning.
"Senior brother, it's over!"
Hebi Weng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that his senior brother seemed to have sworn not to eat meat dishes or drink alcohol in the future.
Good guys, let's all die!
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My little carp