Chapter 0273 - The Advantage Is Me!
Mostly.
High cabinet giant shop, full of strange goods and foreign objects; Tea shop wine shop, but see Chinese clothes beads.
The two elders of Xuan Ming walked on the road with their current identity and martial arts, they may be submissive when facing the cat in Emei, but in the face of these traders, ordinary people, eating them and using them is to give them face.
"Dragon Tiger Fight! Baiyue strange dishes! Let's try it, everyone! A restaurant guy greeted.
Hearing this name, the two elders of Xuan Ming glanced at each other, it seemed to be the little county lord's favorite dish, and for the convenience of eating, this restaurant was the property of the little county lord.
After thinking for a moment, the two of them pretended not to hear and continued to walk.
One step, one cold body and mind, two steps, the heart seems to be pinched by a big hand, three steps, the big hand gradually tightened.
The two of them paused, hurriedly retreated, and then walked to the restaurant.
"Yo, Uncle Crane, Uncle Deer is here? Please, shopkeeper, a distinguished guest is coming! Upstairs please! "Dude is very clever.
The deer stick stood still: "Call your shopkeeper here!" ”
After a while, the fat-headed and big-eared shopkeeper came over, bent down and sneered: "Uncle Lu, do you have any instructions?" ”
The deer stick glanced at him: "The cat is so cute, why should you eat it?" Don't you think that's cruel? ”
Shopkeeper:???
Didn't you eat the most delicious before?
After being silent for a while, the shopkeeper hurriedly nodded: "What Uncle Lu said is true, but our restaurant is the property of the county lord, if you want to remove this dish, you have to have the consent of the county lord." ”
The deer sticker was stunned.
"Slap~" slapped it and shook it over, turning the shopkeeper around a few times.
"What is the county lord's estate? I'm telling you? We, the Ruyang Palace, have never been in business! Be careful when you talk to me in the future! The deerstick warned.
The shopkeeper was a little stunned, but this will also reflect that he is a little deflated and a martial arts master. When he dies, the county lord will find a shopkeeper, but there are only a few martial arts masters.
"Yes, yes, Uncle Lu is right, cats are so cute, how can they eat them! That's what we ordered! The shopkeeper's mouth was full of blood, and he said aggrievedly.
Only then was the deer stick guest satisfied, and bowed his head: "God has the virtue of a good life, next time let me see you selling this dish, see you once, and fight once!" Walk! ”
After saying that, the two brothers swaggered out the door.
In this capital, the two brothers can be said to do whatever they want, even if they eat vegetarian dishes, they can eat flowers.
In the evening, Ruyang Palace, banquet.
Zhao Min, dressed as a scholar, raised his glass: "Come, let's welcome Master Lu and Master Crane back from completing their tasks." ”
"Come!" Several other masters hurriedly raised their glasses.
Although the people present all think very highly of themselves, they have to admit that the two elders of Xuan Ming are definitely the strongest people in the palace together.
The two elders glanced at each other, and the senior brother Lu Zhuke got up and clenched his fists: "County Lord, I'm sorry, we didn't complete the task." ”
Zhao Min was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "It's okay, the two masters have worked hard, and I still have to respect this wine." ”
"I'm sorry, our two brothers, Emei and his party, influenced by the Buddha, know that it is not easy for living beings in the world, and have sworn that from now on, quit drinking, sex, meat, and killing!" The deer stick said.
All:.......
Looking at the two old guys looking at each other compassionately, if they hadn't been together for so many years, they would have believed it.
"Hahahaha~ Mr. Crane, Mr. Lu, where are you two singing today?" Ah laughed the loudest, he didn't expect these two old guys to tell jokes.
Hearing this, everyone laughed out loud.
Lu Zhuke glanced at everyone with an indifferent expression: "I didn't laugh, please trouble the county lord to inform the back kitchen, our brothers will only eat vegetarian in the future!" Also, I don't want to see dishes like dragon and tiger fights in the palace.
Whoever eats this dish will not be able to get along with my brothers! ”
After speaking, the second elder Xuan Ming got up and clasped his hands together: "Amitabha! "Turn and leave.
Seeing the performance of these two people, the masters present suddenly felt a chill in their hearts for some reason.
What happened to the two elders in Bashu?
Zhao Min silently returned to his seat, also puzzled.
That Emei is indeed the dojo of Fuxian, but she has lived for more than ten years, and those teachers taught her that Buddhism has always been a tool to control the bottom and fools.
Now this thing is simply challenging her cognition.
But fortunately, Cheng Kun's plan for her is about the general trend, and the failure of the details will not have an impact at all.
As long as everyone shouts and fights in the Ming Sect, they will become evil demons. When the time comes, there will be a few righteous leaders who will take the lead in eliminating demons, and there will be countless gangs waving their flags and shouting behind them, and these so-called martial arts masters will definitely not be the opponent of her tens of thousands of troops.
You know, in this world, no one can fly!
As long as these martial arts masters die, then the generals of the imperial court will no longer have to think about being assassinated. The Yuan soldiers will be invincible against those rebellious soldiers who don't even have armor and weapons and can't even eat enough!
Thinking about the result, Zhao Min breathed a sigh of relief.
It's not a big problem, the advantage is in her!
"Come, play, dance!"
"Oh oh oh~"
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Emei, Qianshan.
As usual, he was on duty in the infirmary, reading books and researching medicinal materials. There are no people, even if she only has a few good treatment results, everyone is still willing to go to Senior Sister Jinghui for treatment.
"Sister Zhiruo, what are you looking at? Look, in the past two days, Master asked me to go down the mountain to find out the situation of the Red Turban Army, and when I came back today, I picked up a lot of mushrooms at the bottom of the mountain, and I invite you to eat them at night! Pei Jinyi came in and greeted.
As she spoke, Pei Jinyi happily sorted out the mushrooms on the ground, still dripping.
"This one is delicious when fried in vegetable oil, this one is particularly fresh when made into soup, and this one is delicious when stir-fried."
Stop laughing, Senior Sister Bei is the most interesting among the several senior sisters, and she has a good relationship with her. Senior Sister Pei likes to eat, and every time she takes a bath, because her body is shaped like a scallop, she is teased and taken advantage of by other senior sisters.
Of course, the two of them were sympathetic, and then they simply made an appointment to go later together to deal with the groping pigs of the senior sisters.
"Senior sister, a lot of mushrooms are poisonous, you should be careful." Zhiruo reminded.
Pei Jinyi squatted on the ground and carefully screened the mushrooms, probably because she ate too much, and it was very warped.
"Okay, Senior Sister Zhiruo, let me tell you, I have eaten this mushroom for more than ten years, and I have summed up an experience: as long as it is fried, it is not poisonous!" Pei Jinyi said confidently.
If you are lost in thought, that's not what the medical books say.
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At noon, I enjoyed dinner with my sister, and when I returned to the bedroom happily, my sister was right, this mushroom tasted really good.
What made her strange was why she greeted the other senior sisters in the cafeteria, but everyone didn't eat it?
"Ha~" yawned, and when he lifted the quilt, Lele was already asleep.
Looking at the treasure box under the pillow, a trace of depression flashed in the girl's eyes, and she became a poor egg again.
Lie down on the bed and simply close your eyes peacefully.
Several times in a row, from a small rich woman to a poor person, the girl seems to understand one thing: hard work and getting rich is for fools!
If she wants to get rich, relying on a little hard work may be a very distant thing for her.
With the little yellow cat here, she will never be able to feed him.
Woo woo, it's so hard!
"Stop if you are a junior sister, stop if you are a junior sister!" Suddenly, it seemed as if someone was being called her name.
Hazy opened his eyes, his long eyelashes fluttered twice, as if he was a little confused, rubbed his eyes, and saw the person clearly.
"Senior sister, what's wrong?"
Jing Xuan breathed a sigh of relief: "Senior sister is fine, Senior Sister Bei seems to have been poisoned, and now she is letting Jing Hui heal." ”
Zhou Zhiruo was startled, his spirit moved, and he looked up and down Zhou's body, except for a little yellow cat sleeping soundly on his chest, he lost nothing.
"Then let's go and see what is going on with Senior Sister Bei, will it be poisoned secretly by those Red Turban Army people under the mountain."
When Jing Xuan heard this, he also frowned.
These days, the people of the Ming Sect seem to be crazy, and they often embarrass the business of the Emei Sect for no reason, and even a few disciples on duty at the foot of the mountain have been injured.
Theoretically, their business really doesn't make a lot of money, so Mingjiao is sick to trouble them?
"Let's go, let's see!" Zhiruo is very concerned about Senior Sister Pei's body.
When they arrived at the medical room in Qianshan, Senior Sister Jinghui was carefully checking the pulse of Pei Jinyi.
Senior Sister Bei smirked in confusion, clutching something around from time to time.
Senior Sister Ding complained on the side: "I said it earlier, don't let Senior Sister Bei eat those mushrooms, they are poisonous." ”
When she saw Zhiruo coming, Pei Jinyi suddenly glared: "Wow, what a big cat, bigger than Mount Emei!" It's so cute, and he wags his tail at me, I'm going to eat him. ”
"Meow!" The little yellow cat was greatly dissatisfied.
The cat is so cute, why eat him!
"Hehe, hehehe~ Then I won't eat, I'll lick you! Suck up, suck up~" Pei Jinyi smirked.
The senior sisters shook their heads, this Senior Sister Bei's greedy problem really has to be changed, this is not the tenth time that she has been poisoned, this time it is the most exaggerated, and she even talked to Senior Sister Zhiruo's cat.
How can kittens talk?
However, why is Senior Sister Zhiruo okay?
There were a few of them present, but none of them had not been poisoned, so of course they didn't persuade Zhiruo when he saw him eating mushrooms.
Everyone has been poisoned, wouldn't there be no common language if the little junior sister was absent?
Jinghui took the pulse for a while, and said: "It's okay, Senior Sister Bei's internal skills are good, eat some Renzhong Huang as before, or a bowl of raw sesame oil, spit it out, and take a break." ”
Only then did the others put their minds at ease, and Jing Xuan, the logistics manager on the mountain, suddenly said: "The sesame oil has just run out today, and it hasn't been purchased up the mountain yet." ”
Several people glanced at each other and looked at Zhiruo.
Zhi Ruo blinked, his face was slightly red: "See what I do?" ”
Jing Hui said with a smile: "Little junior sister, your senior sister Bei is poisoned, you go to relieve some dung, detoxify her, and spit it out by the way." ”
Stop: ???
Little Yellow Cat: ......
Looking at Senior Sister Bei carefully, although she looks silly now, she is also a famous chivalrous woman in Bashu, gentle and delicate, such a woman actually eats that thing?
And judging by their performance, this is certainly not the first time!
Miao Le was heartbroken, and when Senior Sister Pei was bathing in the hot spring last night, she licked herself.
Woo woo, he's not clean!
Zhi Ruo was a little hesitant, besides, with her current physique, she can already control the clutter in her body freely, and she usually empties it all at once when she washes in the morning.
There's still something there.
Unless you eat it now, pull it now.
No, she's a little fairy, how can there be a big solution to this thing, it's all Lelela's!
Carefully observing Senior Sister Bei's face, she knew it in her heart. In the case of Senior Sister, it should be that the mushroom contains a spiritual toxin, so she temporarily opened her spiritual vision, and she could even observe Lele's supernatural spirits.
But she is an ordinary person, if she is in this state for a long time, her spirit will not be able to support her at all, and she will easily become stupid in the end.
No wonder, sometimes she thinks that Senior Sister Bei is stupid, maybe this mushroom Gu has eaten too much.
After pondering for a moment, Zhi Ruo took out a pill from his arms and stuffed it into Senior Sister Bei's mouth.
Before everyone could observe the effect of the medicine, suddenly.
"Bell, bell~" The bell of the sect called rang.
Seeing that Senior Sister Bei's condition had also stabilized, they hurriedly helped her to the Jinding practice ground.
Extinction was already standing here waiting, with a serious expression.
Waiting for all the disciples to arrive, the extinction said slowly: "Recently, the Ming Sect has provoked me Emei many times for no reason, and even caused many disciples to be injured, and all kinds of business cannot be carried out, so I have decided to go down the mountain. ”
Hearing this, Ding Minjun hurriedly said, "Master, I think there is something strange about this matter. Over the years, although there have been some minor conflicts between the Ming Sect and us, the most they have been quarrels with. And some time ago, the master swept Bashu, and recently I didn't hear that there are masters in the sect to come here.
How could they be so unwise, not only injuring our disciples, but also deliberately revealing their identities? ”
"Is it even possible that the enemy deliberately led Master and you down the mountain, and then other enemies took advantage of the situation to attack our mountain gate and achieve some of the results they wanted, such as: slaughtering disciples."
"Yes, Master, someone must have framed him." The other juniors also felt that it was very unreasonable.
Extinction nodded: "Minjun is right, but this is the enemy's plan, as long as we Emei still want to continue to exist, someone must go down the mountain to deal with it."
We are all women, if we are no longer tough and tyrannical, then everyone will want to come up and bully us! ”
Ding Minjun hugged his fists and said: "Master, the mountain is the foundation of our Emei, or I will go down the mountain, you will sit on the mountain!" ”
Extinction laughed, since she practiced the martial arts above the Nine Yin True Scripture, she knew how high the sky was and how strong the people were.
One of the false names he created before was the sharpness of the Heavenly Sword, and the other was most likely the protection of Zhang Zhenren and the face given by people in the martial arts.
With her current total internal force, as well as the purity of her internal force, coupled with various unpredictable ways of changing her strength, she felt that she could beat three of her former self who had held the Heavenly Sword empty-handed.
And this Ding Minjun has never seen a few masters under his own protection, and he may think that he is still a strong man.
"Stop!"
"Yes."
"After I go down the mountain, you will be the sword-wielding elder of Emei, and Emei's safety will be handed over to you!"
"Yes!" The girl replied crisply.
When everyone heard this, they were dumbfounded.
Give Emei to a fourteen-year-old girl? Could it be that Master, like Senior Sister Pei, also ate poisonous mushrooms?
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