814, Sword and Sorcery

Seeing that Duoduo had been taken care of, Yi Yun was ready to return to Yangzhou. Duoduo obediently followed him, Yiyun got on the motorcycle, told her to get into the straddle bucket and sit, Duoduo glanced at the iron pimple motorcycle, and was a little scared. The Manchu boar people were not good at this, from the emperor to the officials, from top to bottom, almost everyone was repulsed by the new science and technology, fearing that these things would take away their position as bow horses. Dordor was no exception, she looked at the motorcycle, instinctively feeling scared and reluctant to sit on it.

Yi Yun became angry when he looked at her, thinking of the fact that the Manchus in history had regressed Chinese culture and technology, he was unhappy, and scolded: "Get out of the car for me." ”

Duoduo pursed his lips: "I'm afraid ......"

Yi Yun snorted angrily and said: "Don't talk nonsense, come up quickly, by the way, how can you call yourself a slave in front of your master? Don't you Manchus like to call yourself a slave? ”

Dordor opened his mouth wide and refused to scream.

Yi Yun stared at her scalp with malicious intent, which frightened Duoduo, and she quickly said obediently, "The slave obeys." "She is a prince in the Manchu Dynasty, how can she call herself a slave?

Yi Yun didn't care if she was wronged or not, snorted, and watched Duoduo slowly walk to the straddle and sit down, she was uncomfortable and trembling. Generally speaking, people in straddle motorcycles like to hold their hands on machine guns, but Duoduo doesn't like machine guns, firecrackers and other civilized weapons, and when she sees a machine gun in front of her, she quickly puts her hands behind her back.

Yi Yun shook his head, speechless. One foot on the accelerator. The motorcycle let out a "whine" roar, and then rumbled and trembled, which was the prelude to the start of the car. Dodor was frightened: "The iron camel has made a strange cry, ahhh

"I'm rubbing, you're insane?" said Evan, furious.

Duoduo said aggrievedly: "Master, you forced the slave to ride the monster, and said that the slave was a neurosis, you are not right." ”

Iwan was speechless: This is really a neurotic.

By this time the car had started and began to rush forward with a shrug, and Dodor exclaimed, "The iron camel is terrible. She shouted. While dancing. The arm was pushed against Iyun's hand. Yi Yun was originally a Huang driver, and his driving skills were terrible, and someone next to him pushed him, and he immediately hit the direction. The motorcycle is crooked. Immediately rushed into the reeds by the lake. Beneath the reeds was a muddy field, in which the wheels of the motorcycles were trapped and could no longer move.

Yi Yun was furious: "I'll rub." Are you a woman who is here to mess with me?"

Duoduo hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Master, the slave didn't mean it. ”

"Don't be verbose, you clearly did it on purpose. Eevian stopped the motorcycle's engine, reached out and dragged Dordor to his side, slapping her ass three times with a fan-like palm. Duoduo didn't dare to struggle, gritted his teeth and endured a few times, and said aggrievedly: "The slave really didn't mean it. ”

Yi Yun dragged her under the car, and the two stood in the mud, Yi Yun said: "Come, work hard together, push the motorcycle to the dry ground, you can't start it here." ”

As soon as Duoduo touched the muddy floor, the hem of the cheongsam was stained by the mud, she blinked her eyes, suddenly became happy, and asked with a smile: "I got my clothes dirty, and I have to wash them again, will you conjure the iron out for me to play with after washing?"

Iyun thought to himself, "This guy likes to play with irons?" ”

Duoduo cheered, and her body suddenly fell to the ground, and her whole body was blackened by the mud, obviously on purpose, and she said happily: "Wash clothes, use irons......"

Iwan was speechless.

The two of them worked hard together, pushing the motorcycle, in fact, the straddle motorcycle is quite heavy, if it is an ordinary man and a woman, it is very difficult to get this thing out of the mud, but Yiyun and Duoduo both have dark gold occupations, and their physical strength is not comparable to ordinary people, and with light effort, the motorcycle moved, and the two separated from the reeds and moved outside.

As he was pushing, he suddenly heard footsteps outside the reeds and the sound of someone talking, and Iyun vaguely heard a few English letters, mixed with French...... He was taken aback, and quickly slapped Dordor on the shoulder, motioning for her not to speak. Duoduo apparently heard strange voices coming from outside, she could actually understand the languages of the Three Kingdoms, Manchu, Dameng, Mongolian, and she could also recognize Goryeo and Fusang, although she couldn't understand the meaning of these two languages, but she knew that others were speaking these two languages when they spoke. Now she couldn't understand the French and English spoken by the people outside the reeds, and she couldn't even tell which language it was, so she immediately guessed that it was a Westerner from outside.

Before Iyun could make a silent gesture to her, Duoduo had already held her breath and crouched down. Yi Yun squatted down next to each other, and the two bit their ears and discussed in a low voice.

Duoduo said: "Master, it seems to be a Westerner outside. ”

Yi Yun nodded: "That's right, it's the British and the French." ”

Duoduo blinked and said, "Westerners don't have a good thing. ”

Yi Yun nodded and said, "That's right, it won my heart, good, I'll give you a kiss." His mouth was close to Duoduo's ear, and when he deflected, it smelled on her face.

Duoduo was startled, his body shook, and he almost screamed, but Yi Yun's eyes were quick, and he quickly covered her mouth.

Dordor's tears were rolling down, apparently greatly aggrieved. Yi Yun usually bullies his own girls, those girls are all half-pushed, and they are only happy when they are bullied by him, and there is no grievance, because they are all secretly in love with Yi Yun. But Duoduo is different, she is now taking Yi Yun's obscenity to listen to him, and she has no mercy for him, and she is suddenly kissed on the face, where can she stand it?

At this time, the English and the French outside the reeds had come closer, and the voice of the conversation became louder, and Yi Yun had an interpreter in his ear, so he pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and only heard a woman's voice say in French: "There is a lake here, and there are reeds next to it, and the scenery is very good, so let's rest here." ”

Another woman said in English: "There are trees next to it, okay, just rest here, I like places with trees." ”

The two women spoke in English and French, understood each other, and appeared to be European aristocrats who were proficient in many Chinese.

Iyun wondered in his heart: How could Europeans appear here?

The people outside seemed to be getting busy, setting up a fire, starting to cook food, someone was catching water by the lake, making a gurgling sound, a group of Europeans sat down around the fire, and the Englishwoman said: "This time I came out to reconnoitre, and I got very useful information, but it was also very terrifying information, alas." ”

Yi Yun thought to himself: It turned out that they were here to reconnoitre, and the information they obtained must have been from the Battle of Yangzhou, right?

Sure enough, the French woman said: "It's terrifying, the rockets of the Great Meng Kingdom are really terrifying, within a few seconds, they will bomb all the tens of thousands of cavalry of the Manchu Qing Dynasty into slag, this matter must be reported to the coalition forces immediately, otherwise our army will suffer the same devastating blow." ”

Yi Yun was secretly proud in his heart: Frightened, right? Haha, you would never have imagined that my Katyusha has no more ammunition.

The Englishwoman frowned and said, "Lord Joan of Arc, what do you think...... How long will it take for us in Europe to develop the same rocket technology?"

When Yi Yun heard this, his heart was suddenly shocked, Joan of Arc? The French woman outside is the legendary Joan of Arc? He couldn't help but be curious, and couldn't help but poke his head out a little bit to peek, only to see that there were more than a dozen Europeans sitting around the fire outside, it seemed that the others were all followers, only the middle two were leaders, one of them was wearing a silver-white European knight's armor, carrying a big sword on his back, not wearing a helmet, and his blonde hair was scattered, which looked very noble and generous. Her face is very beautiful, of course, the most important thing is not beauty, but a kind of elegant, holy temperament, which sets off her whole person like a fairy, cough, it should be an angel! Western Europeans cannot be described as a fairy.

That person was Joan of Arc, and she spoke in French: "That kind of terrifying rocket, even with our industrial revolution, it will take at least half a year or a year to develop, and in a short time, we are not the opponent of the Great Meng Country." ”

After pondering for a while, Joan of Arc said: "Earl Huntington, I think it is irrational to fight technology with Da Mengguo, maybe we should return to the most primitive tactics and use swords and magic to fight against Da Mengguo." ”

When Eyun heard her call another person the Earl of Huntington, he was shocked again, wasn't the Earl of Huntington the famous "Robin Hood of the Grand Burglar"? He hurried to see the Englishwoman, and saw that she was dressed in a green cloth robe, which was very wide, and wrapped her from head to calf in the middle of the robe, and a beautiful and delicate face peeking out of the cloak, and her eyes sparkled, and she carried a huge longbow on her back. This person is the "jungle archer" that Yi Yun met on Tai*wan Island, Robin Hood.

Robin Hood said to Joan of Arc, "Sword and magic? I have no objection to such a tactic! After all, this is the most orthodox method of warfare in Western Europe." But...... Napoleon's boy must have been very dissatisfied. ”

Joan of Arc said: "Napoleon suffered defeat and was captured by the enemy Juno the Storm, and now as long as there is a way to save Juno, she will do whatever it takes, as long as she tells her that she can save Juno with sword and magic, she will not object." ”

Robin Hood nodded and said, "Okay, then we'll go back and persuade her." As long as you tell everyone how powerful the rockets of the Great Meng Kingdom are, no one will support them in a technological battle, and everyone will agree to use swords and magic to fight the victory. (To be continued.) )