813. Call the master to listen

Eyun said that he would not eat her, and Duoduo finally breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as she relaxed, another question immediately came to mind, and tears could not help but roll down.

Yi Yunqi said: "Why are you crying? I said I won't eat you, are you still crying?"

Duoduo cried, "My skull was dug out by you, and my brain flower was exposed, how will I see people in the future......?" I still don't want to live. ”

Yi Yun smiled: "So this is the case, this is very easy, I'll help you repair the skull." ”

"What? this can also be made up?" said Duoduo, who was at a loss.

Yi Yun said: "You call me three masters, and swear to listen to me for the rest of your life, and you can't disobey my orders, otherwise there will be five thunderstorms in the sky, and I will help you repair the skull." ”

Dodor Khan: "True or fake?"

Yi Yun said: "Of course it's true, can this still be fake? After making up for it, won't you know when you go to the lake to take a photo?"

Duoduo thought to himself that this was true, but then he thought: If I swear to listen to him, won't I have betrayed the Manchu Qing and become a slave of the Great Meng Kingdom?

Yi Yun guessed her thoughts, and said, "Be my minion or become a Frankenstein without a skull, you can choose one yourself." ”

Duoduo thought for a long time, but finally sighed, made up his mind in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Lord...... Host...... ...... hosts"

Yi Yun smiled: "The voice is too small to hear clearly." ”

Duoduo went out and said stubbornly, "Master, master, master......" Three times in a row, and then swore again: "If the master repairs my skull." I will listen to my master for the rest of my life, and I must not disobey my master's orders, otherwise there will be five thunderstorms in the sky, and I will not die well. ”

Yi Yun listened to her oath, thinking that this is almost the same, if the oath doesn't count, then there is no other way, just bet that the swear of people in this era is useful. Although swearing has become bullshit in later generations, it should still be somewhat useful in this era. He dug up a large chunk of sludge by the lake, because Dord's head couldn't turn. I don't know what Ievie is doing.

He took the sludge behind Dord. Starting from the corner of her vision, he pretended to put something on top of her head, and said, "I'll put the dug skull back first...... as he pasted the sludge on Dord's head. He said again: "Next, apply my secret bone supplementation medicine......"

Poor Dordor had big wavy curly hair. Dirty and smelly with sludge. After Yi Yun finished it, he said, "Finally, I will use my unique skills." His body shook, and the golden word "Taiyi" flew above his head.

Dordor saw that he had a career as a doctor. couldn't help but believe in him, Yi Yun casually used an antidote on the top of Duoduo's head, golden light wrapped around her head, and after a few seconds, Yi Yun clapped his hands and said, "It's done, your skull has returned to its original state, and not even a single hair is missing." ”

Where did the Duoduo believe.

Iyun poured out the hot water from the kettle, mixed it with cold water, and made a pot of warm water, then poured the water on Dord's head, helped her wash the sludge, and the warm water ran over her hair comfortably, and then dried her hair with a blow dryer, restoring her sexy and wild curls.

Duoduo was silent, let him do what he wanted, and thought to himself: In fact, he is quite gentle, and we Manchu men never help women wash their hair. Sure enough, it is better to be a man from the big Meng country who is knowledgeable and courteous.

After washing, Yi Yun took out a small mirror from his arms, which was used during the war, because when the special forces on TV were in places like assault buildings, they would use a small mirror to observe the situation in the room, so Yi Yun also gave each of his soldiers a mirror, he put the mirror in front of Duoduo and said: "You take care of it yourself, whether the skull is already healed." ”

Duoduo looked carefully in the mirror, and saw that her head was really out of shape, she was happy in her heart, and couldn't help crying with joy: "Ah, my head is fine, woo...... It's finally all right...... It scared me to death just now, you can really mend the skull, it's amazing. ”

Yi Yun laughed and said: "I eat a few people's brains when I'm fine, and occasionally I don't want to eat them when I just dig up the skull, so in order to avoid waste, I will make up the human head and eat it next time, so I learned a unique skull mending technique." ”

When Dordor heard him say something terrible, his heart sweated profusely.

Yi Yun changed his shovel again and dug her out of the ground, but he fell lightly, afraid of digging into Duoduo's body, so he dug very slowly, meticulously, as if he was digging up artifacts from the ground.

Duoduo thought in his heart: The men of the Great Meng Kingdom are indeed much gentler than our Manchu men, he obviously doesn't want to hurt me, if the Manchu people do things, but they are not so delicate.

It took Eyun half an hour to dig her out, and Duoduo was buried in the ground, covered in mud, and his cheongsam became unsightly. Iyun commanded, "Let's go take a bath in the lake." ”

Duoduo nodded, took a few steps towards the lake, and suddenly blushed and said, "You...... Can you walk away while I'm in the shower?"

Yi Yun snorted: "I'm your master, your whole body is mine, are you afraid that I will see it when you take a bath?"

Duoduo thought about it carefully and felt that it made sense, so he stopped talking about this, the Manchu people were not as calculating as the people of the Great Meng Kingdom. She walked to the shallow water by the lake, turned her back to Yi Yun, slowly took off the cheongsam on her body, and saw a healthy body appear in front of Yi Yun, the lines of the body were very open, full of wild beauty, and it was indeed a very standard little wild cat. The tight buttocks are full of elasticity, and when they are stained with water, they make you want to pinch them.

She slowly sank into the water, scrubbing the sludge on her body, her body was cleaned faster, but the cheongsam was slower, and it took a lot of time to wash all the dirty things on her clothes.

Yi Yun saw that she was dripping with water all over her body, which was quite pitiful, so he smiled and said, "Put on my armor first, and then put it on when you dry your clothes, so you will catch a cold if you wear wet clothes." He took off his armor and threw it over, then turned his back. As he watched him turn his back, he thought to himself, "If I have a bow in my hand now, I can kill you with an arrow in your vest."

Thinking like this, but the bow is not, in fact, even if there is a bow, she may not be able to do it now, although she is a murderer, she still attaches great importance to her oath, sighed, took off her clothes, changed into Yi Yun's armor, and then unfolded her cheongsam and hung it on a branch by the lake to dry.

At this time, Yi Yun knew that she had changed into armor, so she turned around, most people wear armor, and there are lined clothes inside, but Duoduo is not lined now, she belongs to the vacuum armor wearing method, from the junction of the armor, or the chest and neck, everywhere is exposed to the flesh, with her wild curly hair, it looks very attractive.

Yi Yun smiled: "It's quite beautiful for you to wear like this, and it has a different flavor compared to wearing a cheongsam." ”

Duoduo said: "Compared with Han women, I am much inferior. The women of the Han family are all knowledgeable and courteous, and only such women are pleasing to men. ”

Yi Yun shook his head and said: "Sister may not be, she is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and occasionally she has to eat some coarse grains......

"Where have I heard this," said Dodoch, "oh...... By the way, Emperor Taizu of the Great Meng Kingdom also said this, it is said that there is a princess surnamed Huang, who is called the coarse grain girl. ”

Yi Yun had long known that Emperor Taizu of the Great Meng Kingdom had also crossed over, so it was not surprising that he smiled and didn't pick up the topic. He looked at the cheongsam hanging on the tree and said with a smile: "I don't know how long it will take to wait for this clothes to dry, I don't have time to spend it here, and I have to go back early to arrange military affairs, just get a hair dryer and dry the clothes." ”

"Hair dryer, what's that?" said Dord.

Yi Yun thought about it, if he directly dried his clothes with a hair dryer, the clothes would become wrinkled, so he waved his hand and turned into an electric iron, the material was so big that he still used his big shield, anyway, the big shield changed back and forth. He took Duoduo's cheongsam off the branch and smoothed it with an electric iron......

Duoduo's beautiful eyes widened: "Actually...... And this kind of awesome thing, it's amazing......"

Women are creatures, no matter how strong their combat effectiveness is, but they like electric irons far more than tank cannons, Duoduo disdains Yiyun's motorcycle, but has a strong interest in electric irons, snatches it from Yiyun's hands, happily irons his clothes, and exclaims while ironing: "It's amazing, it's invincible!" If this thing is sold into the harem, the women in the harem are willing to spend at least 100,000 taels of silver to buy it. ”

Iwan Khan.

After the clothes were hot, Yi Yun turned the electric iron into a blow dryer and let her use it to blow the clothes, the hot air was everywhere, the clothes dried quickly, and Duoduo jumped up and down in shock: "It's amazing, it's amazing...... This hair dryer is even more powerful than your rockets. ”

Iyun couldn't laugh or cry, Nima, you don't like serious weapons, but you like these useless things. Seeing that the battery of his motorcycle was about to run out, he quickly put away the electric iron and hair dryer, turned back into a shield, and hummed: "If you follow me in the future, I can often conjure these two things for you to use, if you betray me, you will never see them again." ”

Duoduo was overjoyed: "You have to count what you say, and every piece of my clothes will be ironed with a iron in the future, so that you will have more face when you wear it out." ”

Yi Yun spread his hands.

He turned his back, and Duoduo took off his armor behind him, and changed back into a cheongsam, which was so hot that it was straight and flat, and when she put it back on, she showed her perfect figure, and the wild beauty came to her nose, and she could see that Yi Yun's ten fingers moved, if it weren't for Gu Quan's discipline, she would really be pushed to the ground. (To be continued.) )