Chapter 100: Bao'er's Mother's Relic
Chapter 100
Xiao Lei stayed at home for two days, Miss Lei called twice, he answered the first time, and without waiting for the other party to say a word, he said to the phone: "Lao Tzu is not playing, okay?" and hung up.
The second time, I simply unplugged the phone line.
After that, Xiao Lei simply went into Qing Lingzi's room and never came out again.
Qing Lingzi was lying on the bed, holding a bottle of Remy Martin XO in his hand, taking a small sip, frowning and muttering: "What kind of messy wine is this, a strange smell, Lei roared that kid will use this wine to honor my old man, and if Ming'er uses this kind of garbage to prevaricate me, I will break his dog's leg." ”
Xiao Lei smiled slightly: "That gorilla has also become smarter, and he actually knows how to bribe you with wine...... Let's be honest, senior brother, what benefits did you give him?"
Qing Lingzi rolled his eyelids and said, "It's nothing, it's just that I gave him a set of Dao Heart Recipe Martial God Heart Method......
Xiao Lei couldn't help but widen his eyes and took a breath: "What? Dao Heart Recipe Martial God Heart Method? You are so bold! Although this set of heart method is not a great mastery of this sect, it is also a secret that cannot be passed on! You dare to pass it on to Lei Roar easily?"
Qing Lingzi smiled proudly: "I will pass on Lao Tzu, does that little old man of Xiaoyaozi still dare to do anything to me? Hmph, let me tell you, this set of mental methods was originally created by me! Do you think it is the mastery of your Xiaoyao faction? It's just that I am now in the Xiaoyao faction, and this set of mental methods has become the ability of the Xiaoyao faction." You can rest assured, even if Xiaoyaozi knows, he won't dare to let out half a fart, even if he dares to let it go...... Dao Ye, I dare to let him swallow it back!"
He glanced at Xiao Lei, and suddenly said strangely: "Yi, you kid, you haven't come to see me for two days, and looking at your appearance today, it seems to be a little different......
Xiao Lei smiled faintly: "It's nothing, I just figured out some things." ”
Qing Lingzi pursed his lips, and suddenly groaned: "Young man doesn't know the taste of sorrow, you kid, why do you make so many fancy intestines? It's better to be a simple person." Come on, come on, Dao Ye, I'll try your recent cultivation today, but have you made any progress. ”
He jumped up from the head of the bed with a snort, took out a whisk of dust with one hand, shook it gently, and thousands of strands of silk on the whisk rolled towards Xiao Lei. Xiao Lei smiled slightly, and immediately walked out of the "free footwork" under his feet. Qing Lingzi laughed twice, his sleeve robe was rolled, a strong wind blew on his face, Xiao Lei immediately breathed a little, his internal breath was just half a minute, and his feet were only a little sluggish, and he was already caught by Qing Lingzi.
Seeing that the dust had wrapped around one of Xiao Lei's arms, Xiao Lei's eyes flashed, and he suddenly stretched out a finger and pointed obliquely towards Qing Lingzi, Qing Lingzi chuckled, and grabbed his wrist, his fingers just touched Xiao Lei's wrist, but he suddenly felt a faint elasticity under Xiao Lei's skin, and the force shook Qing Lingzi's wrist away.
"Yi?" Qing Lingzi was curious, and stretched out his hand again like lightning.
How could a master of his level make two shots in vain? The three fingers had already tightly pinched Xiao Lei's wrist, and with a slight shake, Xiao Lei's body was turned over by a huge force and fell to the ground.
"Damn! it's like this again!" Xiao Lei snorted and said unhappily: "Why can't I dodge you every time I make a move?"
Qing Lingzi's eyelids rolled: "Avoid my grasp, counting your master Xiaoyaozi, there are less than four or five people in the world." Even if you want to avoid me, it will take at least a few decades of hard work!"
He suddenly paused, a trace of wonder flashed in his eyes, the three fingers that were holding Xiao Lei's wrist suddenly let go, and then lightning from Xiao Lei's wrist all the way up, his wrist, shoulder, neck, and lower abdomen all the way to the side, a soft force along Xiao Lei's half of the body turned around, Qing Lingzi looked strange, and suddenly said: "It's weird, you're ......."
"What's wrong with me?"
Qinglingzi laughed twice, looked at Xiao Lei's eyes and said, "Have you been broken into the body of a virgin?"
Xiao Lei's face was strange, and without waiting for him to answer, Qing Lingzi shook his head and said, "There's no need to hide it...... Hehe, this kind of harmony of yin and yang, we Taoists are not taboo. It's not a monk who eats fasting and recites Buddha, what are you afraid of. It's that you are surrounded by innate qi, and if you get the woman of Yuanyang, I'm afraid you will be blessed, but this is also your fate. There are odd numbers of your lives, and you can't get the innate qi and the body of a half-immortal that ordinary people can't ask for. In this life, I'm afraid ...... Well, I'll do the math, is it possible that you kid is a peach blossom murderer? Now there are really a lot of girls around you, why don't you just pass on a set of Shuangxiu methods to you, and in the future, you can use this to refine and transform qi, which is also very beneficial. ”
Xiao Lei smiled faintly: "Shuangxiu, is this kind of thing true?"
Qing Lingzi nodded and said, "The so-called men are yang, and women are yin." But the lonely sun is not long, and the lonely yin is not prosperous. You always know that. Although you are surrounded by innate qi, it is not the case that the more pure yang is flourishing, the better. It turns out that considering that you are still young, your master, who has been an old virgin all his life, will not tell you......"
"Wait...... You said Xiaoyaozi is an old virgin......" Xiao Lei's eyes immediately widened.
"Phew!" Qing Lingzi scolded: "Master Dao, I'm talking to you seriously, what are you doing so much, be careful that your master breaks your legs!" he coughed twice and continued: "How do you say this...... Well, have you ever seen people cook porridge? When the stove is strong and the porridge water is boiling, it is not to immediately turn off the fire and serve it to the pot, but to pour a little cold water into the pot, and then wait for it to slowly heat and boil, and so on and so forth, and finally get enough heat. The so-called harmony of yin and yang is basically this principle. It's like that thunder roar, what kind of bullshit boy skills he practiced, he was just strong enough, but he was easy to break, so he didn't practice any advanced skills. Hmmm......"
Qing Lingzi suddenly smiled and said, "Your master's treasured book "Heaven and Earth Yin and Yang Friendship and Great Happiness" was looted by you, right? That book is actually a classic book of Yin and Yang, but it is a pity that your master has been an old virgin all his life, and this kind of treasure is also a waste in his hands." Since it is in your hands, I will push the boat down the river, borrow flowers to offer Buddha, and pass on this secret method to you......"
One is disrespectful, the other is tricky and eccentric, and the old and the young don't know what they discussed in the room. Half a day later, Xiao Lei walked out of the door, and heard Qing Lingzi shouting behind him: "Du! boy, this method has been passed on to you, if you use it to steal jade and steal incense and pick flowers, Dao Ye will abolish you!"
Xiao Lei didn't look back, pouted. But he said in his heart: Xiaoyaozi is an old virgin, but how can Qinglingzi understand so much? Could it be that he is not a virgin?
As soon as I came downstairs, I heard a bang, the kitchen was full of fire, and a black smoke came out of the kitchen window, and I saw Xiaoqing coughing again and again, running out of it, with a depressed and aggrieved look on his face.
Xiao Lei hurriedly ran over and said with a wry smile: "What are you doing?"
Xiaoqing was full of grievances: "Sister Lin is gone, you have always come to cook for the past two days, and I don't want to go." How can you stoop over the kitchen with a dignified man? I think ......."
Xiao Lei sighed, ran into the kitchen, ignored the smoke, extinguished the fire first, opened the window, and then turned around and smiled bitterly: "So you want to cook and become a chef?"
Xiaoqing lowered her head and sighed, "It's a pity that I'm too stupid to do anything." ”
Xiao Lei looked at the pan that had been burned and almost deformed, and couldn't help but say, "How did you get it?"
Xiao Qing's eyes widened: "That fire is always too small, I was in a hurry, so I put a three-flavor real fire......"
"Three flavors of real fire?" Xiao Lei took a breath of cool air: "You are amazing, you actually use three flavors of real fire to stir-fry...... You...... Do you think this pan is the magic weapon furnace of alchemy? How can this kind of thing withstand the burning of your three-flavor true fire?"
Looking at it, most of the pots and pans on the kitchen table have already been deformed, and Xiao Lei smiled bitterly: "Okay, let's order takeout today." ”
Xiaoqing said guiltily: "I'm sorry, it's my ......"
Xiao Lei shook his head and said, "I don't blame you. I know everything you're thinking......"
Xiaoqing mustered up her courage and suddenly said, "The sister of the Lin family is gone, so you didn't want to go to her......?"
Xiao Lei was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly smiled: "It's also her choice to go." Everyone has the right to choose their own life, what right do I have to ask her to stay by my side? For example, if you want to leave in the future, you can do it. ”
Who knew that when Xiaoqing heard this, she suddenly immediately looked anxious, shook her head again and again, and said, "No, it won't...... I, I won't, won't......"
Lei smiled, patted her on the shoulder, and walked over to pick up the phone.
"Hey, xx food court? Well, I'm going to order takeout, I'm going to have a family meal......"
As soon as he said this, he suddenly saw Ruhua and Lei Roar running down upstairs, and Ruhua shouted, "What's the matter? What happened just now? Did the gas explode?"
Xiao Lei looked at the two of them, sighed, and changed his words to the phone: "Well, I still want to double it, especially the kind of ...... with a large amount."
Xiaoqing smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I accidentally ...... the kitchen"
Xiao Lei interrupted her with a faint smile, and said, "There's nothing to be sorry for." You're doing a great job......" He lowered his voice and whispered, "Thank you." ”
Lei Roar scratched his scalp, walked downstairs, and said, "Xiao Lei, don't you still answer my sister's phone? ”
Xiao Lei rolled his eyes: "What does this have to do with me?"
"Hmm...... And Ke'er...... She seems to have been very sad for the past two days...... You see......"
Xiao Lei pouted: "Then do you want me to bring nine hundred and ninety-nine roses to the door, and then sing a love song under her window for one night?" Let me tell you, if I go to see Tian Ke'er again, I'm afraid that the first person to kill me will be Tian Zhen. Do you think Tian Zhen will be willing to let her daughter follow me? What do you want me to do? Kill this old guy Tian Zhen with one slap? And then snatch his daughter away?"
He suddenly slapped his head: "Ah!
He took out a check from his bosom and said with a smile: "Go and get the money out tomorrow, and then find a place to buy a big house, and then the matter, just fuck it, take one step at a time." ”
Lei Roar opened his mouth, and was about to say something, but the phone rang suddenly.
Xiao Lei pointed to the phone: "You answer, if it's your sister, just tell her, is it okay for Lao Tzu to apply for squid?"
Lei Roar picked up the phone with a bitter face, and as soon as he heard two sentences, he whispered, "You wait." He turned his head and said, "Xiao Lei, you ......"
Xiao Lei's eyes widened, and he said, "What am I? Tell you that I don't answer the phone, if your sister wants to trouble me, let her come, master, if I say a word of fear, I will be raised by her!
Lei Roar swallowed hard and said hard: "No, it's not my sister, it's someone from the Mingyue Pavilion...... A man named Tsukiyama, he said that he had something very important to see you......"
Xiao Lei sighed and walked over to answer the phone.
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The next day, in the Bright Moon Martial Arts Hall.
"This is Bao'er's mother's relics?"
Looking at the sandalwood box in front of him, Xiao Lei frowned: "There are only these few things?"
"Yes, that's all there is left. Yuejing sighed, a little sad between her eyebrows. Her face was a little tired, obviously she was a little tired from going to her hometown and rushing back with her things in the past two days.
The box contained only a largely scattered book, a silver chain, and a ring hanging from the chain.
Xiao Lei picked up the chain first, and gently rubbed the ring with his fingers. This ring has a simple shape, and at first glance it is not a precious thing, but it is a bit like the kind of cheap jewelry that can be bought on the stall.
And it seems that although he is shopping, showing pure silver, but from Xiao Lei's experience of following his uncle to cheat, he has seen a lot of jewelry, this ring is not made of silver at all, although the surface looks bright, but it is mostly a fake made of polished or something. This kind of thing is sold for only a dozen yuan at most on the stalls in the night market.
How could a rich girl from the Mingyue family use such cheap jewelry?
Xiao Lei turned his head to look at Yuejing, but Yuejing's face was at a loss, and he knew that it was in vain to ask her.
I casually looked at the books.
These are the kind of old books that are bound in threads. What surprised Xiao Lei a little was the types of these books.
"Mountains and Rivers Atlas" and "Xu Xiake's Travels" ......
Xiao Lei said strangely: "I can't imagine that Bao'er's mother is still a lover of ancient books, well, does she like to read these ancient mountain and river travelogues?"
Yuejing thought for a while and said, "She seems to like these very much, and she likes to travel everywhere since she was a child...... Otherwise, I wouldn't have traveled thousands of miles to go abroad. ”
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