Yang Yuanding was embarrassed: "It was summer, and the little lady happened to have melons and big crispy peaches in her basket, so she picked them up and threw them to me - she was too good at the head, and I hid too well, and I was hit in the head, and I fell to the ground at that time." It's a big bag. The point is, three in a row, all three hit. ”

What he didn't say was that for a long time, he wore a hard hat when he went out. Well, others call this a helmet.

According to Yang Yuanding's description, everyone imagined the situation of being hit on the head by a melon and a peach in a row, and suddenly shuddered, but they couldn't help but want to laugh - it's really funny!

The Zhang family was laughing and laughing, and the Zhou family was also eating with her husband Yang Xiu.

Yang Xiu rarely rested today, and he was going to do nothing, so he would spend a day at home with his wife.

Zhou talked about Zhang Sijiu: "Jiu Niang, they are going to Tokyo." Do you know about this? Look at the monkey, he has been waiting for three days in a row, and he hasn't come back at this point today, so it seems that he has waited. Go back to the next post and invite them to come over and play. ”

Yang Xiu waved his hand: "Forget it, the family hasn't been separated yet, the sister-in-law is not ignorant, and the mother is too, invite them to come, in case it is unpleasant, it will not be good." ”

Zhou sighed: "Sister-in-law is indeed a little arrogant, and on the other hand, she has always wanted San Lang to marry her niece, and she has not a good impression of Jiuniang." It's a bit of a trick to do. But not to mention the grace of saving lives and the grace of giving medicine later, only to talk about the friendship of children, if we don't come forward, it is not appropriate. ”

Yang Xiu thought for a while: "Go back and wait for them to settle down, and the two of us will take the time to personally congratulate them on their housewarming." In addition, when the mother goes to the temple to pray for blessings, I invite them to come and be guests. ”

Zhou nodded: "That's it." ”

After saying this, she laughed again: "I haven't seen you for five years, and I don't know what Jiuniang has become." It hasn't changed. ”

……

The next day after settling down, Zhang Sijiu went out shopping with Xu's and Zhaoyin with the little pumpkin.

The bustle of Tokyo is truly everywhere. There are all kinds of stalls on the street, selling everything, and there are voices shouting and soliciting customers everywhere, which makes people dizzy.

Zhang Sijiu originally wanted to go to the Imperial Medical Department to have a look - although he couldn't get in, it was not bad to recognize the door.

However, Tokyo is too big, the streets are intricate, and after two turns, they get lost. In the end, I simply walked blindly, and when I was tired, I called a car to go home.

Zhaoyin dragged Zhang Sijiu's arm stiffly, and he didn't know where to fall when he saw his eyes, and he was worried while looking at it: "Jiu Niang, what do you think I can do?" In the city of Tokyo, do you want to kill pigs? ”

Zhang Sijiu shook his head: "It is estimated that pigs are not killed in the city, and pigs have to be killed outside the city." ”

CMB looked stunned: "Then how can I make money!" ”

Xu also had a sense of crisis: "With so many things to sell, can I sell my braised meat?" ”

Zhang Sijiu comforted the two: "I'm not afraid, what are you two afraid of?" CMB, if you can't do it, you can still sell breakfast, second aunt, your craftsmanship must be no problem. But I don't know where to go—"

She really didn't know where to go. Gu Qingzhou is here...... I must have no friends, and I have a lot of enemies.

And Cheng Wanli, they don't know anyone.

When Xu Shi heard her say this, he was immediately worried: "Yes, you can't set up your own stall." ”

Before the words fell, Zhang Sijiu really saw two stalls - it was not to say that they were seeing a doctor, that big man was mainly massage. Show people that their backs hurt and their shoulders hurt, and sell their own medicated oil.

Next to the man, there was also an ulcer doctor, who said that it was a swelling and ulcer of the tube.

Zhang Sijiu saw a person covering his ass and sitting tremblingly opposite the ulcer doctor!

That location...... Zhang Sijiu couldn't help but make associations.

Zhang Sijiu dragged the Xu family and they passed.

The doctor was quite young, and he looked very experienced, so he opened his mouth and asked, "How long has it been?" ”

The middle-aged man who came to see the doctor turned his head to look at Zhang Sijiu and them, and suddenly stopped talking.

The ulcer doctor put on a straight face and coaxed: "What are you doing so close?" Line up at the back! ”

Then he solemnly admonished the middle-aged man: "If you are sick, what is there to be embarrassed about?" I've seen a lot of your disease. ”

The middle-aged man blushed and said, "It's been a few days, I fell out before, and I can go back, who knows if I can't go back this time." It doesn't work to push it back. When I walked, it hurt. ”

Zhang Sijiu understood: Oh, that's hemorrhoids. And it is an acute onset of hemorrhoids, which seems to be internal hemorrhoids.

The doctor was also very simple: "Come, come with me behind the curtain, I'll take a look." ”

After speaking, he pulled the curtain and cut off a space to serve as an observation room.

Zhang Sijiu still wanted to know how he was treated, so he simply didn't leave, waited there and watched, and only let the Xu family lead the little pumpkin and Zhaoyin around the side, buy a cup of drink and drink it slowly.

The ulcer doctor quickly read it and said directly: "You have internal hemorrhoids, and it's quite serious." I'll pluck out a hair for you, wrap it around your tail, and wait for seven days, and it will fall off on its own, and it will never be in trouble, what do you think? ”

Zhang Sijiu: ...... I'll go! So simple and crude?

She was stunned.

She understood the principle, it was nothing more than blocking the blood and waiting for the hemorrhoidal tissue to die and fall.

But this kind of treatment is also easy to go wrong! Once the blood is not completely blocked, it is likely that an infection will occur during necrosis, and bacteria will flow out of the bloodstream, and then cause a blood infection! Moreover, that location is already very easy to infect!

And one more, this thing, just set up a stall on the street, is it appropriate?!

No matter how shocked Zhang Sijiu was, the ulcer doctor thought it was normal anyway, and the middle-aged man didn't feel anything abnormal.

So, the two hit it off.

Then, Zhang Sijiu watched as the ulcer doctor collected twenty yuan, and then led the patient to the back of the curtain, and after a while, the patient covered his buttocks and staggered out.

At this time, the ulcer doctor also instructed: "Eat lighter these days, eat more soup and the like, and walk less." Leave it to dry as much as possible. ”

The patient nodded again and again, clutched his buttocks and walked away.

The doctor collected the money, and then looked at Zhang Sijiu enthusiastically: "This little lady, where is not happy?" ”

Zhang Sijiu asked with a complicated expression: "Have you washed your hands after touching other people's parts?" ”

The doctor froze, then looked down at his hand slowly, and couldn't help but raise it again and smell it......

Then he retched himself.

Zhang Sijiu took a step back, and his face changed drastically: "You person, you don't wash your hands after doing this kind of thing!" ”

And also touch the money! After touching the money, I have to see the next patient!

Vomit –

See you tomorrow, a new chapter has begun~ Today is April Fool's Day, have you been tricked~

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