Chapter 4 There are no surprises
Both retched several times.
The ulcer doctor finally reacted first: "I washed it with water!" β
"Flowing water? How many people have you seen in one morning? Zhang Sijiu remained vigilant, did not dare to relax, and did not even dare to take half a step closer.
The doctor's expression changed several times, and finally he was angry: "Is there something wrong with you?" I don't eat again! Besides, the heart of the doctor's parents, how can I think the patient is dirty? β
"I'm not disgusted with patients." Zhang Sijiu explained: "I dislike you for being dirty!" Think about it, the first time you wash your hands, the water will be dirty, and you will wash your hands with dirty water...... The more you wash it, the dirtier it gets......"
The strong man who was doing massage next to him leaned over and looked serious: "That's indeed the case." Brother, why don't you go to the river and wash your hands? β
The doctor walked away with a gloomy face, walked a few steps and turned around, touched his box for a long time, found a piece of soap, and walked away stupidly.
The strong man looked Zhang Sijiu up and down, and he could see it: "The little lady didn't come to see a doctor, right?" Peer? β
Zhang Sijiu nodded: "It's a peer." Let me ask you, is your business good when you set up a stall like this? β
The strong man smiled: "Then why don't you set up a stall?" Going to sit in the church? Sitting in the hall is not free, and the money is still shared, how cost-effective is it? It's better to set up a stall. If you don't want to come, you won't come. Earn more and earn less is your own. β
"No one doubts your skills?" Zhang Sijiu was shocked. After all, for the first time in so many years, I saw a doctor also set up a stall - in the Song Dynasty, it seems that everything can set up a stall?
Thinking about the dazzling stalls along the way, Zhang Sijiu suddenly felt that he had realized: If this is the case, then can I also ......
"We put it every day, and we are all old customers. Besides, if you really want to deceive people, the passing patrol will take us away. If you sue the yamen again, it will be even worse, who would dare? Don't look at the muscles on the strong man's body, when he said this, his heart palpitated, obviously he had a deep understanding.
Zhang Sijiu asked the big brother who washed his hands just now: "What about him?" Treating people like this, really no problem? β
"What could go wrong? Isn't it all treated like this? There are also those who are cut with a knife, and when they are finished, they will sprinkle some medicine, and when the bleeding stops, let him go home, and he will be fine in a few days. "When the strong man said that when he cut with a knife, he also used his hand to make a gesture, which was full of scare, obviously trying to scare Zhang Sijiu.
Zhang Sijiu silently took out his knife: "Is it this kind of knife?" β
Brawny:...... Hell yes.
The doctor also came back, and when he saw Zhang Sijiu's knife, his face suddenly changed: "You are actually a colleague?" You're a girl, and you do this kind of thing? Ancestral? Or is it learned? How do you learn this? β
He blushed a little and asked, "Are you like this, the patient is embarrassed to take off his pants?" β
Zhang Sijiu said truthfully: "Generally, they are unconscious, so there is no need to be embarrassed. However, I don't usually cut this area, and to be honest, this is the first time I've seen this kind of treatment. β
Mainly, emergency departments at this site are really rare, unless there is a rupture, heavy bleeding - but usually nothing to do with hemorrhoids, usually a foreign body or tumor, or intestinal hemorrhage.
And for hemorrhoids in general, everyone chooses to go to an anorectal hospital.
Gu Qingzhou, an old man, never mentioned that there was someone who specialized in this.
Zhang Sijiu was really curious: "What about you?" Is it ancestral? Or did you learn it specifically? β
"Don't mention it." Speaking of this, the ulcer doctor looked aggrieved: "When I was apprenticed to learn art, I asked my master, what makes a lot of money and is not easy to die, he taught me this!" β
Zhang Sijiu: ...... There is nothing wrong with this, this one makes a lot of money, and it is indeed not easy to go wrong. Ten people have nine hemorrhoids, this is not a joke, and hemorrhoids usually don't kill.
The strong man laughed "haha": "Then the master didn't lie to you!" Brother, this is wrong with you, isn't this what you want? β
As he was talking, a strong man came to the side of the man who was holding his back with a "ouch ouch": "Come and help me figure it out, it's flashing!" β
The strong man flicked his sleeves and simply responded: "It's here!" β
Zhang Sijiu came up to see it with interest.
The doctor grabbed Zhang Sijiu: "Little lady, you haven't answered me yet?" What do you cure? β
"Trauma sutures, bone grafting, tumor removal, difficult to give birth to children, I can do it." Zhang Sijiu said truthfully: "As small as sewing two stitches, as big as cutting a knife and sawing bones, whichever one comes counts." When it's really urgent, I can try you too. β
The doctor choked for a moment: "Don't brag." At such a young age, do you dare? β
"Why don't you dare?" Zhang Sijiu wondered: "Don't you also use the knife?" β
"If you dare, I'll introduce you to a business!" The doctor gritted his teeth, and suddenly said such a sentence, and the expression was the same as a strong man's broken wrist.
Zhang Sijiu became interested: "Is that part too?" I think you're quite skilled, and there's something you can't solve? How serious is that? β
"It's not serious, it's mainly because the patient is special." The doctor lowered his voice mysteriously: "The patient is also a woman. It's not easy for me to do it. β
"How special?" Zhang Sijiu could see at a glance that he was afraid that the patient was not only a gender issue, but also an identity issue.
"Don't ask about that. So, you try your hand at me today, and if I think it's okay, I'll introduce you. It's just that after your consultation fee, I will score 10% as the referral fee. The doctor lowered his voice and refused to explain, and when he talked about the introduction fee, his eyes were about to light up.
I'm afraid that the consultation fee is very generous.
However, Zhang Sijiu was not confused, and asked directly: "What about the consultation fee for today's practice?" Are you afraid that you want to trick me into working for you for nothing? And if something happens, who is it? Aren't you afraid I'm a liar? In case something happensβ"
"If something happens, of course you'll be yours." The ulcer doctor looked upright: "If you want to cut it off, I will directly send you to the government!" It's no wonder to me, who let you brag about it! Moreover, what kind of consultation fee do you get from practicing hands? If I can give you this opportunity, you should thank me! β
Zhang Sijiu: ...... I knew there would be no pie in the sky, and my luck wouldn't be so good!
However, after hesitating for a moment, Zhang Sijiu agreed: "However, I don't use the knife casually, you have to let me go back and get something." β
It is indispensable to wash the affected area with salt water, and it is also necessary to disinfect the finished thing, and finally the wound must be dressed with a special anti-inflammatory and astringent powder, in case the wound is large, it must be sutured. She had to go back and get the kit.
"You don't want to run away, do you?" The doctor sneered: "The little lady is quite smart. However, you go, I'll set up a stall here anyway, you can come at any time, I will wait for you at any time. β
Zhang Sijiu was also too lazy to distinguish: "We'll see later." β
(End of chapter)