Chapter 616: It may be a bit outrageous to say it, but I think the whole kid
"So, you ate my stuff without paying attention?"
Fang Mo sat at the dining table, looking at the super giant girl who was also sitting opposite and was a little overwhelmed, and he was puzzled: "No...... That thing is iron, don't you have teeth, big brother? β
"I'm sorry, I didn't notice."
The giant girl in front of her lowered her head as if she had done something wrong: "I originally put the snacks on the table and waited for you to eat while eating, but I accidentally took the wrong one, I'm very sorry." β
"I TM......"
Fang Mo opened his mouth and wanted to complain, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't know what to say at all.
In the end, he could only wipe his face sadly.
Yes, even Fang Mo himself didn't expect that he just went out to chat with the liaison officer of the association for a few words, but as a result, there was such a big mess in this room.
The guy in front of him who looks like an eight-foot girl is not a weirdo, but a pig god who swallowed the core of his mother by mistake, yes, it is the pig god, this S-class hero who has no sense of existence in the original book, at first glance, he looks like a guy like a super double dead fat house, and the way of fighting is completely dependent on swallowing...... It's just like that Kunkun page game, and the opening of a mouth upgrade is all about swallowing.
However, now that she has swallowed the core of her motherhood, this thing has changed into a woman who is nearly three meters tall.
It's just that this woman is unexpectedly good-looking, with long black hair, a white dress, and a straw hat-like thing on her head, of course, the figure is also very outrageous, Fang Mo looked up and found that he could only use four words to describe this goods, that is, the blue route.
Especially when she sat with Emperor Tong, the contrast between the big and the small was even more exaggerated.
Fang Mo looked at the Pig God, and then at the Tong Emperor, and in an instant, a lot of weird pictures appeared in his mind, and in the end, even he couldn't stand himself anymore, so he could only shake his head twice.
"What are you doing here?"
Seeing that Fang Mo suddenly shook his head, the little demon who had just walked over glanced at him curiously: "There are too many hell warts, are you getting high?" β
"Knocking on everything will only hurt me."
Fang Mo slapped his face, and then he barely expelled those images from his mind.
"Huh?"
The little demon was a little confused when she heard this, but she subconsciously looked up at the other side, but understood Fang Mo's thoughts: "Oh...... You said this, I thought you did it on purpose. β
"I really didn't mean to."
Fang Mo held his forehead.
"Was it really an accident?" The little demon was also a little surprised when she heard this, but she didn't have as much headache as Fang Mo, and after looking up and down at the pig god's new shape, she also said directly: "Isn't this also good?" What about the properties of pill swallowing? β
"Hey, my grass, big sister, you can collect your XP."
Fang Mo was originally just a little headache, but when he heard this, he really couldn't hold back: "Let's just say that XP can be unpopular, but not evil......"
"No matter how evil the sect is, is there still Zhao ZilongΓ Gou Jian's book evil sect?"
The little demon also sneered when he heard this.
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Hearing this, Fang Mo didn't know what to say.
It's just that at this moment, the Tong Emperor next to him finally couldn't hold back his confusion, and asked directly: "Mr. Priest, and this ...... Sister, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand? β
"Ahem, good boys don't need to understand this."
Fang Mo also coughed twice when he heard this, and then said directly to the surroundings: "Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want, don't watch the excitement here." β
Being driven by Fang Mo like this, everyone also returned to the living room.
It's just that there is obviously something wrong with the Atomic Samurai's side.
"Master, Mr. Priest is really amazing." One of the apprentices of the Atomic Samurai, the demon Weasel dressed like a woman, said excitedly, "He can actually turn a man into a woman...... Master, if we join the Genshin Impact Sect, will he be able to change us too? β
"Change yourself, don't pull us up."
Before the Atomic Samurai could speak, his other apprentice, the Samurai Drill, spoke with a dark face.
"That being said, I think Mr. Priest also seems to have a headache." Ju Hegang thought for a while and said, "I don't think this should be his intention, it may be a misunderstanding." β
"But at least he has the ability."
The shemale scythe pursed her lips, as if she still cared about it.
It's just that at this moment, the atomic warrior, who had not been moving, finally spoke: "I seem to have suddenly remembered something when you say that...... If I'm not mistaken, I think I've heard from the guild that Father Priest had another heroic name before. β
"What is it?" Several apprentices suddenly became curious.
"It seems to be called the root of all evil."
When the atomic warrior said this, his face was obviously a little uncomfortable: "Sure enough, let's not stay for dinner, let's find an excuse to leave first when we get the weapon later......"
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All in all.
After this episode of the pig god.
Fang Mo also kept an eye on the scene seriously, and didn't let people do anything strange again.
The Atomic Samurai was similar to what they said before, Fang Mo took a few MC's knife weapons and gave them them, including the nano sword brought out by the little demon, the quantum sword, or the Mayuling katana of the craftsman's soul, and after they got the weapons, they quickly slipped away with a simple politeness.
There is the pig god as a precedent.
The Atomic Samurai didn't dare to take his apprentice here for long.
And after a few of them left, it didn't take long for Emperor Tong to take the initiative to find Fang Mo.
I said earlier that he was here to solve his doubts, and this is indeed the case, taking advantage of the fact that the dinner was not ready, Emperor Tong also raised his long-standing questions to Fang Mo.
It's just different from what Fang Mo thought.
Emperor Tong didn't ask for information about Fang Mo.
After all, according to normal words, he began to be active around inexplicably, and became an S-class hero again, and his strength was a bit outrageous, and an S-level think tank like Emperor Tong would definitely doubt himself, and maybe he would find a way to investigate himself in private.
But to Fang Mo's surprise, he really didn't do it.
He just confided something to himself...... It's just the troubles of genius.
Yes, just by listening to his heroic name, you can understand that Emperor Tong is naturally a child of someone else's family, or a peerless genius or something, but even if he is a genius, Emperor Tong is just a child after all, and there are obviously not as many adults as adults in terms of life experience.
But seriously.
This seemed to be the first time that Fang Mo had listened carefully to a child confiding his troubles to him.
Looking at the Tong Emperor who was standing in front of him, staring down at his toes with some trepidation, a somewhat strange feeling suddenly rose in Fang Mo's heart.
Fang Mo has always looked at these original characters as equally as possible, whether it is Marvel's Nick Fury, the X-Men's Uncle Wolf, or Aki Hayakawa in Chainsaw Man.
Although it is true that he sometimes often does some hellish work, which makes everyone have a headache, to be honest, Fang Mo did not really treat them as ants just because he was a demon god and the fourth natural calamity...... The two sides have always been in that kind of relationship as equals.
However, after hearing Emperor Tong's heart at this moment.
Fang Mo couldn't use this kind of reciprocal attitude to get along with him anymore.
The other party seemed to have regarded himself as an adult, so after thinking about it for a while, Fang Mo also changed the way he coped...... As much as possible, with his own judgment, as an elder, he seriously encouraged the other party and gave him some pertinent advice.
It's just in a trance.
Fang Mo stared at the well-behaved and smart child in front of him.
It was like an illusion, he seemed to see a vague and intertwined shadow, of course, it was not wrong to say that this was a fantasy, but at this moment, Fang Mo seemed to really see his own child.
If I do have a child one day......
So how will you educate him?
Do you hold him in the palm of your hand like a dimensional demon god and let him swim in the paradise he has created without worry, or do you teach him like a person, just as your parents once taught you?
Thinking about this.
Fang Mo himself seemed to be stunned for a moment.
"Mr. Priest?"
However, soon, the voice of the Tong Emperor interrupted his prolonged thoughts: "Mr. Priest, are you still listening to me?" β
"Ah, yes."
Fang Mo came back to his senses and pressed his thoughts deep into his heart: "What's wrong?" β
"Thank you very much for enlightening me today."
Emperor Tong looked a lot more relaxed at the moment, and Chao Fang Mo showed a knowing smile: "I seem to understand what I should do next, thank you." β
"Hey, nothing."
Fang Mo smiled, and then reached out and touched the top of the other party's head: "After all, I am a priest, and it is natural to take care of the little boy...... I should thank you even more. β
"Thank me?" Emperor Tong seemed to be a little incomprehensible: "What's wrong with me?" β
"Thank you, kid."
Fang Mole said hehehe: "Thank you already." β
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Emperor Tong's face suddenly darkened.
"Boy, don't worry about the details." Fang Mo said with a smile, and then casually turned a little sugar from the stand-in Steve: "Come, eat some sugar, I remember that you seem to like to add sugar to your brain?" β
ββ¦β¦ But what I like to eat is lollipops. β
Emperor Tong glanced at the white sugar in Fang Mo's hand a little confused: "Father, how can you let me eat this?" β
"Hey, easy."
I saw Fang Mo smile enthusiastically, and then he stretched out his hand to materialize a piece of paper out, and wrapped the sugar into the paper envelope with ease: "Come, take it, this is a good thing for the priest to give you, if you feel bored, open the paper, and then take a bite...... Guaranteed to be in good spirits! β
"It's really just white sugar...... Right? Emperor Tong looked at Fang Mo with black lines on his head.
"Tasted it, sweet."
Fang Mo licked his hand and gestured.
"This ...... All right. Emperor Tong also seemed to have a little headache, but he still took the paper bag handed over by Fang Mo: "Anyway, thank you, I still have something to do here, so I'll go back first." β
"Are you leaving?"
Fang Mo asked, "Dinner will be ready soon, do you want to wait any longer?" β
"Mr. Priest, I still have something to deal with."
Emperor Tong shook his head and explained: "I'm going to return to the Hero Association later, although the specific location of the Weird Association has been determined, but I still have to deploy my own combat equipment, so there may not be much time to waste, after all, there will be a decisive battle tomorrow, right?" β
"You already know."
Fang Mo nodded, not feeling surprised.
"Well, it's a special time, after all." Emperor Tong replied and explained, "I have slightly invaded the internal system of the Hero Association...... By the way, I'm going to have to talk to Metal Knight in the evening, and if he can participate in this showdown, we'll have a much better chance of winning. β
"I don't think you can move him." Fang Mo said without thinking about it.
"Why?"
Emperor Tong seemed to be a little puzzled: "I'm also his former assistant, if I say it carefully......"
However, before Emperor Tong could finish speaking, Fang Mo directly shook his head and interrupted: "The metal knight is good anywhere, but he doesn't smelt copper, so you can't move him just because of this." β
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Emperor Tong's half of the sentence was directly suffocated in his chest, and he didn't know what to say.
"Don't think too much, you're still young, and there will be time for you to play in the future." Seeing this, Fang Mo smiled, and then reached out and touched his head: "Okay, go back and rest, grow up well, just leave things like protecting the world to us adults." β
"Hmm......"
Emperor Tong pursed his lips, but he didn't refute anything: "That...... I'll take my leave, Mr. Priest, and I'll see you tomorrow. β
"Hmm."
Fang Mo nodded, and then watched Emperor Tong leave the room.
And staring at the back of the other party leaving.
The chaotic thoughts in Fang Mo's mind popped up again, saying that he was a dimensional demon god anyway, this shouldn't be too much to have a child, right?
"Why don't you talk to the little demon at night?"
Leaning back in the chair, Fang Mo's thoughts radiated again: "Hmm...... In other words, can sprinkling some bone meal on children speed up growth? β
However, I just thought about it for a long time.
Suddenly, the door was pushed open again.
Fang Mo looked up and found that the person standing at the door was the Vest Venerable, the other party seemed to be looking for him, and his eyes suddenly lit up after seeing him in the room.
"So you're hiding here."
While speaking, the Vest Venerable also pushed the door and walked in directly, still carrying a box in his hand: "Did you just talk to Emperor Tong about something?" I think the kid seems to be quite happy. β
"It's nothing, just help him guide it."
Fang Mo didn't talk much, just glanced at the other party curiously: "It's you...... What are you looking for me? β
"You'd better take the gift apart and take a look." The Vest Venerable said with a little expectation, and then handed over the box in his hand: "This is a gift that I have carefully prepared for a long time, and you will definitely like it." β
(End of chapter)