Chapter 617: You don't need to look for an association this time, just watch me operate
"Oh, you're too polite."
Due to the enthusiasm of the vest venerable, Fang Mo had no choice but to accept the other party's gift, and then bowed his head and dismantled it while thanking him: "Isn't it just to resurrect you once, it's not a big deal......
We're only halfway there.
Suddenly, a vest fell out of the gift box.
“……”
Fang Mo stared at the pure black vest on the ground, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
I have to say that this vest is indeed very delicate, the pure black fabric is very delicate, and there is a circle of gold thread sewn finely at the edges, and there is even a golden circular embroidery on the chest, which can be seen that the maker is really very careful.
But here's the problem......
Why would a gift be a vest?
Fang Mo glanced at the vest on the ground, and then at the proud, upright chest standing there...... It's like the Vest Venerable, who is waiting for himself to praise him, really doesn't know what to say.
"Hmm...... Not bad. ”
After thinking about it, Fang Mo finally forcibly said, "It's worthy of being a vest venerable...... Your gift is very good, so I will accept it with gratitude. ”
"Of course."
When Venerable Vest heard this, he was really happy, and nodded again and again: "Mr. Priest, you are a lifesaver for me, this vest is made by me with great effort, it is a super vest with 1000% tightness...... Even I myself have never worn such a fancy vest. ”
"All in all, thank you very much."
Fang Mo nodded, and thought about quickly putting this matter on the side: "By the way, dinner is almost ready, let's go out to eat first, right?" ”
"There's no hurry."
The Vest Venerable shook his head expectantly: "Compared to dinner...... Won't you try this vest first? ”
“……”
Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly couldn't hold back.
"What's wrong?" Seeing this, the Vest Venerable also asked strangely.
"Isn't it going to be too tight?"
Fang Mo glanced at the vest on the ground, to be honest, this thing is indeed a bit small, it feels similar to a girl's kind of sports underwear, so he said with a somewhat wandering gaze: "This ...... You can't get in, right? ”
"It's a super skinny style."
When the Venerable Vest heard this, he smiled confidently: "Don't worry, I am specially customized according to your figure, I can use my personality as a guarantee, and it will definitely be very comfortable to wear it......"
“…… Okay. ”
Considering the other party's attachment to the vest, Fang Mo felt that if he didn't wear this vest, then he would definitely not leave, not to mention that the other party gave him a gift was also a good intention, thinking of this, Fang Mo also decided to give it a try.
With a thought in his mind, Steve's ability to customize was activated instantly, and Fang Mo's upper body clothes disappeared in an instant.
The vest Venerable was stunned when he saw this, and he didn't understand how the other party's clothes disappeared.
However, Fang Mo ignored him.
Instead, he stretched the vest and put it on his head.
What surprised Fang Mo a little was that this vest was unexpectedly a little comfortable to wear, because it was a tight-fitting fabric, so this thing highlighted the figure very much, originally the muscles on Fang Mo's body did not feel very exaggerated, but after wearing it, it seemed that even the muscle lines had become much tougher, and the style of the whole person changed suddenly.
"Well, yes, Mr. Priest."
Seeing this scene, the Vest Venerable also nodded with great appreciation: "Sure enough, this is the combat clothing you should wear, this vest is so compatible with you." ”
"I ......"
Fang Mo opened his mouth to say something, but he didn't know what groove to spit out for a while, so he could only look down at the vest on his body, and then he noticed the golden ring on his chest: "Then again...... What does this golden circular embroidery mean? ”
"Oh, it's your logo."
The Vest Venerable explained, "Aren't you a priest of the Circle God Cult? I originally wanted to make a custom cross...... But I was reminded that your faith is not a crucianism, but a Circle God. ”
"It's not the round god, it's the original god!"
Fang Mo couldn't help it when he heard this, and he raised his forehead and said, "Big brother, you can tell the difference clearly, if I give you 10,000 original stones, you will thank me...... But if I give you 10,000 cobblestones, you're only going to hit me, okay? ”
“…… Yes? ”
The Vest Venerable was obviously stunned when he heard this: "Isn't it the Circle God?" ”
"I'm afraid that Xiaoyan will chase after me and beat me."
"That'...... That's so sorry. The Venerable Vest hurriedly folded his hands and apologized: "That's it, you take it off first, I'll go back and change it for you, I'm really sorry for insulting your faith." ”
"Hey, forget it, so be it."
Fang Mo waved his hand: "We Genshin Impact players are still very generous, you guys are just black, and I will lose in a hurry." ”
"How can this work......
The vest venerable obviously wanted to say something, but the door was suddenly pushed open, and the little demon poked his head in from the outside: "Hey, Rubik's Cube, it's already open...... Well? Why are you still wearing a vest? ”
"His Holiness gave it."
Fang Mo showed it directly: "How is it, is it good-looking?" ”
"It's okay...... the little demon looked Fang Mo up and down, but quickly focused his gaze on his chest: "But what does this circular pattern mean?" ”
"Oh, this."
Fang Mo patted the vest Venerable on the shoulder and said, "Venerable told me that this is an icon of faith. ”
"Faith?"
The little demon tilted his head and asked, "What faith?" ”
"Jesus was crucified with two round holes in his hands......"
"Poof......
The little demon didn't hold back after hearing this, don't look over her head and laugh, but soon she realized that there was still an outsider called the Vest Venerable, and she coughed lightly and quickly returned to normal: "Okay, don't be poor, dinner is ready, come out and eat." ”
"Oh, good."
Fang Mo also nodded when he heard this.
In short, after the little demon came over and made a wave, this matter also passed.
It didn't take long for Fang Mo to pull the apologetic Vest Venerable out for dinner, and in fact, due to the incident of the Pig God before, the Vest Venerable originally planned to run away after giving the gift, but because he had made a mistake in the teaching standard...... Now he was a little embarrassed to leave directly.
The current villa in the courtyard.
Ah Xue has already set up the barbecue around the stove.
It was a large round table, with a grill hollowed out in the middle, and then surrounded by side dishes and ingredients, such as meat, vegetables, seafood, mushrooms, and sauces, all in all, it looked very hearty.
Soon the dinner party begins.
Led by Fang Mo, plus the little demon next to him, Ah Xue, Gu Yi, and the rest were Kenos and several of his agents, as well as the pig god and vest venerable of the Hero Association, several people ate around the table, and the atmosphere was unexpectedly harmonious.
Only at the same time.
It was not far from Fang Mo.
The atmosphere at the other table, dominated by Saitama, was unusually tense.
Saitama, Fukiyuki, KING, Genos, Banggu, and Bangpu all looked at the hot pot on the table with their breathlessness, each pinching their chopsticks and ready to go.
A terrifying momentum, even like substance, began to collide on the table.
"Good! Cooked! ”
Suddenly, a voice sounded, and everyone shot out instantly, only to hear a bang, KING was directly squeezed out by several people, and passed out directly.
"Hey, hey! Wait a minute! ”
In the end, it was Saitama who couldn't help but roar: "The soup in this pot has just boiled, right?" What are you trying to do? ”
"Huh?"
Bangpu seemed to be stunned when he heard it: "That...... Who shouted it just now? ”
"It's the other side!"
Saitama yelled with a dark face.
"What?"
Hearing this, several people also turned their heads to look at the other side, and the result was really like this, Fang Mo had just sandwiched two juicy pieces of barbecue meat from the stove, one was put into Ah Xue's bowl, and the other was handed to the little demon, and then subconsciously glanced at himself.
"I'm old, I don't see clearly."
Bangpu said a word, and then threw the tofu back into the pot.
"Don't throw it back, you guy!!"
With Saitama's angry voice ringing out, the dinner party officially began.
In the small villa courtyard, on the left is Saitama's hot pot group, and on the right is Fang Mo's barbecue group, the two sides do not disturb each other, but the atmosphere is exceptionally harmonious, and for a while the aroma is still diffused in the uninhabited area of Z City, which has been lost for a long time so that there is some fireworks here.
Since this is a farewell dinner.
Fang Mo also subconsciously extended the time of this meal.
Even in order to add to the fun, he also took a few bottles of wine from Steve's hands.
As we all know, once the wine is drunk at this meal, the time flies away, and before you know it, a group of people even eat directly until late at night.
And with the help of alcohol, the people who were originally a little restrained also obviously let go a lot, especially the vest venerable here, in fact, he was originally the kind of more bold and righteous character, according to Fang Mo's words, he was the East Hundred Brother or something.
After this meal, he directly put his arm around Fang Mo's shoulders and began to call him brother.
Of course, Fang Mo was not ambiguous.
Although he wasn't as drunk as everyone else.
But after all, the atmosphere has also arrived, so he also performed a live ...... for everyone in public That is, let the Vest Venerable take off the vest, and then enchant the other party on the spot.
It is worth mentioning that the material of the vest of the vest venerable is really good, you must know that ordinary items cannot withstand too many enchantments, but this inconspicuous little broken vest ...... Fang Mo actually directly attached Durability III, Power V, plus a Protection IV.
That's a big deal.
After the Vest Venerable put on this vest again, he suddenly felt infinite power surging into his heart, and his whole body seemed to be quite tall.
In his own words, if the hungry wolf was in front of him now, he would be able to tear the other party apart with one hand.
Of course, Bang Gu next to him turned dark when he heard this, but the hungry wolf did go a little too far now, so he didn't say anything, just sighed silently, but Bang Pu next to him patted him on the shoulder to show comfort.
Only after that.
There was a somewhat strange hiccup.
As mentioned earlier, Fang Mo can't get drunk here, which has been tested in the X-Men world, and his digital body doesn't have the setting of 'drunk'.
But what surprised Fang Mo a little was that.
He wasn't drunk, but his little partner was drunk.
"What?"
When Fang Mo heard this, he was obviously stunned: "You said she drank too much?" ”
"Yes, master."
The person who spoke was Ah Xue, I saw her pat the shoulder of the little demon on the side, and asked Fang Mo in a low voice: "Do you want me to send Mrs. back to the room to rest first?" ”
"You wait."
Fang Mo raised his hand to stop the other party, and then looked up at his partner.
This little guy was lying on the table at the moment and humming something softly, his little face was faintly hot, it did look like he had drunk too much, but Fang Mo was really a little unconvinced, after all, how much can you drink with a digital life...... That's outrageous, isn't it?
Thinking of this, Fang Mo also raised his hand and poked the other party.
"Get up, don't pretend." Fang Mo said directly: "I will use a pickaxe to planing your machine again." ”
"Who would dare to gouge my machine!?"
However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that the other party sat up immediately after hearing this, but his eyes were still chaotic and hazy, and he pursed his mouth and said a little vaguely: "Bear Paper...... Like, right? Believe it or not, the nest blew up your house? ”
"This ...... Really drunk? ”
Fang Mo stared at the other party's face for a moment, and he was a little unsure, this is too similar to the pretend, right?
"Bear Seed... Bear Child Paper ......"
The other party's head lowered slightly, and then suddenly stood up again, shouting like a pangolin: "I...... I'll blow you up! ”
As soon as the words fell, Alex's figure appeared behind her, and then under Fang Mo's gaze, Alex turned around silently, and the items in her hand kept switching, and finally turned into a square that seemed to be TNT, and suddenly 'snapped' on the ground.
Then it was under Fang Mo's gaze.
The white light lit up, and the thing turned directly into a giant missile head.
"Grass, little boy!"
Seeing this, Fang Mo immediately exclaimed, and then quickly activated the ability to stop time, raised his hand and grabbed it, and instantly threw this missile head into his dimensional space-time.
And after Fang Mo transferred the nuclear warhead, he completely reacted.
This gadget is certainly not pretended.
She really drank too much.
Fang Mo thought about it, feeling that this might have something to do with the subconscious.
It stands to reason that he was also a data-based life at the beginning, didn't he also run straight to the toilet by Ah Xue? I haven't heard of anyone's digital life getting cold and diarrhea.
So maybe the other party subconsciously thinks that he doesn't drink well, so he gets drunk or something?
However, after all, the current priority is to solve this little guy first...... Otherwise, what if this thing throws a final pearl out after a while? Just because she can't remember the recipe doesn't mean she can't remember it either.
"Hey......"
Sighing helplessly.
Fang Mo took out a brick from behind him.
"Forgive me, little demon, this is the last time......" A silent sentence was muttered in the still time and space, and then Fang Mo smashed the brick into the back of the other party's head, and then the pause was lifted, and the little demon fell on the table in response, without the slightest movement.
"Whew, that's it."
After dealing with his drunken and furious partner, Fang Mo also breathed a sigh of relief.
It's just that because everything just happened in an instant, everyone didn't react much, and they also glanced at each other at this moment, feeling a little confused.
"Just now...... Did something happen? ”
Fukiyuki, who was holding a bottle of sake, blinked, as if he didn't understand the situation: "Mr. Priest, did you just say something?" ”
"He said grass boy."
Gu Yi next to him said calmly.
“…… Ha?! ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, especially the Vest Venerable: "Wait, Priest, did you ...... you were in the room with the Tong Emperor just now?"
"I TM......"
At this moment, Fang Mo also realized the feelings of the demon gods of other dimensions who hated the ancient one.
But fortunately, everyone didn't know the inside story, Fang Mo explained a little here, with his reputation as an S-class hero, this matter was fooled by his words.
Just after this.
Fang Mo, who was full of unhappiness, also began to pick people out.
It's already midnight, except for the pig god who can never get enough to eat, everyone else has actually eaten almost, and at this moment seeing that the hostess is overwhelmed with alcohol, she also got up and prepared to leave.
It's just when everyone is just about to leave.
Banggu seemed to remember something, and suddenly grabbed Fang Mo.
"Little brother priest, we're already friends, aren't we?" I saw Bangu pulling Fang Mo and said with a torch-like gaze: "Then can you answer me a question?" ”
"Let's talk about it first, I don't have a little boy."
Fang Mo said while carrying the little demon with one hand and covering his forehead with the other.
"Hmm...... Not this one. Bangu pondered for a moment, but finally spoke: "Did the staff of the association mention anything to you when they came over before?" Is there any news about hungry wolves? ”
"Oh, that's what you say."
Fang Mo didn't hide it when he heard this, and said directly: "They said that the hungry wolf has joined the Weirdo Association, and then there are ghosts in the Hero Association, and the current plan is that everyone will raid the Weirdo Association in advance tomorrow, that is to say, ......"
"Your apprentice won't live until tomorrow."
(End of chapter)