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A friend came to my house to play, and I gave him a cup of Sprite. He took it and accidentally knocked it down on the coffee table, Sprite spilled out, and his face turned green when he saw it. He flipped over my desk, grabbed me by the collar and said, "TMD water is poisonous?" ”

A few days ago, I met a big brother in the rivers and lakes, the eldest brother has a carp tattooed on both sides of the calf, the color is red and black, the left side of the fish head is facing up, the right side is facing down, the form is strong, the face is hideous, it is very terrifying. At the end of the meal, someone asked about the meaning of the tattoo, and the eldest brother lit a cigarette and said, "I was born on March 15, 1976..." The eldest brother took a cigarette and said, "I'm a Pisces."

Go to the hospital and ask the specialist, is there anything that can lose weight without dieting and exercising. Experts say there is. I asked what it was. He said it was garlic. I thought it was wrong at first, but then I thought about it, it makes sense, garlic has the effect of burning fat and boosting metabolism. Experts say that garlic can keep others away from you, and the farther away you are, the smaller you will be.

A frail boy is often bullied at school, in the morning, he is bullied by his classmates, and after school, he is bullied by other classes So one day he secretly took a rope, ran to a wilderness, hung the rope on a tree, and then ...........

Sitting on it as a swing made me feel much better

A friend of mine last year told a fortune teller that he was killed this year and was deeply injured by a woman who suddenly appeared, and yesterday he was hit by an aunt riding an electric car around the corner, and is still lying in the hospital.

When I went to cut my hair today, I saw that the barber next to me kept saying to a girl: Let's perm it! We have a new 5800 set meal here, and you will definitely look good when you are permed. I wasn't happy at the time, isn't this a cheat on money, I stood up with a rub, girl, don't listen to his ugly scalding like you, it's not good-looking. After saying that, I went out calmly, and the girl kept chasing me, probably to thank me. Eh! That's so kind.

A girl was punished for running laps in the playground because she was late for class, but it rained, and the girl had to run in the rain. It was a boy running with an umbrella and moving it over the girl's head. The girl recognized that the boy had been watching her for a long time, and her face turned red instantly, and she whispered embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend......" The boy lowered his head and pondered for a while, and said to the girl affectionately: "Do you want it?" This umbrella is ten pieces......

Once I went to the hospital with acute gastroenteritis, and my dad came to see me and told me anxiously, why can't I even connect to a wifi in this hospital.

Confessed to the goddess today! She shyly told me to wait for her at the school gate after school, I couldn't believe that happiness came so suddenly! The long wait passed, and the moment I saw her figure, I slipped away quietly. I hated myself for my cowardice, and I hated the knife in the hand of the thug with the big gold chain next to her.

Outside the window, the rain was pouring down. She looked at me with both eyes, "Meet the parents." I couldn't help but feel shocked, it was the first time in so long that she said such a thing to me, my eyes were filled with tears, I was a little choked, and I tentatively asked, "Isn't it a little early?" She was a little emotional: "Dare to bargain!" You haven't turned in your homework in two days! Call the parents! ”