Chapter 387: Harem Plus One (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
After eating, the wind from tonight is very cool, without the heat of the previous days, the arrival of autumn only used one meal, after eating, the wind took a few roommates to visit the cultural street.
I went to the board game store to play, the charge is 20 yuan per person for an hour, you can pick any game you want to play, it doesn't matter, there will be a young lady to introduce you to how to play various games, and then choose what you like.
There are more people in the cultural street tonight than a few days ago, and there are probably more people who are willing to come out after the weather is a little cooler, and the wind is unreasonable and suddenly looks forward to winter, and the two of them are very bloated with Wang Xilou at that time, and then look at the people outside the street, and hold a cup of milk tea, and there is a night Ji lying on his lap.
It's best to have a little snow, and it's cold outside, and the wind is like a knife, but because the heating is on in the store, the wind outside doesn't blow on your body at all, so I feel very relieved, and then I watch a movie and play a game behind the counter with Master.
He likes winter, or rather, the harsh environment of winter and the short days and long nights, because zombies are afraid of the sun, so the wind is unreasonable, and the nights of his childhood are always more interesting than the day.
Yahime has been clamoring since the evening to let the slave quickly put on the doll costume for her, and her eyes have lit up since she saw the bear clothes on the slave, and the slave with such a doll costume is really cool!
"I said that I don't have time to change it now, you can play by yourself."
The slave is annoyed, now there is no place under the foot of the staff room, it is full of flower pots and flowers, and there are many people who buy flowers tonight, she is too busy to be busy, where is the time to play with this cat.
A middle-aged couple who bought flowers looked at this female clerk with a smile, not to mention that this girl was good-looking, and she was working in such a bloated doll costume, and there was a pendant black cat holding her leg at her feet, what the hell is going on in this flower shop, the middle-aged woman jokingly asked: "What about so many small animals in your store?" ”
Even the little girl who sells flowers is a cute bear, which makes people laugh so much that it gives people the feeling that a small animal in the forest has opened a flower shop here, which is very novel.
The slave had to smile awkwardly, wrap the flowers for others, and hand them out.
"Quickly dress me in it."
"I want this from you!"
When Feng Wuli sent his roommate back, it was already past nine o'clock, and when he returned to the store, he found that there were two more bears in the flower shop.
Ye Ji somehow conjured up a set of polar bear clothes, her clothes were changed by herself, and the JK uniform was made by Liu Qing when she pointed to the TV screen when she watched it, of course, Ye Ji didn't change it to him, but she remembered this style of clothes, and it was obvious that she was now eliminating the JK that she had worn for more than ten years.
Feng Wuli was a little worried that every time she turned into a human form in the future, she would be this stupid.
The polar bear doll with a cold face, only one face was exposed, and the whole body was bloated, and it was hard to imagine that the cold face of the goddess was put in a polar bear doll costume.
The two bears are still performing wrestling.
All kinds of strange moves were shouted, and the slave even spoke wildly, all of which were tricks to teach bad children.
Wang Xilou swallowed melon seeds, sat at the counter and watched them scuffle on the ground, Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou unreasonably and said angrily: "You just watch, there are so many people coming and going outside the street, it's not a shame." ”
"It's none of my business." Wang Xilou was innocent, and looked up at the tall apprentice, "You didn't go and pull them away, get out of the way, and block all the light." ”
"What about the ruler and the wanwan?" The wind asked unreasonably.
"Just now, when there weren't so many people, I went out to play."
Feng Wuli found that there was a group of children at home.
"It's half past nine, close the shop, that's all for today."
"Wait."
"What are you going to do?"
"Dangdang, dang!" Wang Xilou is like magic, his left hand is spread out, and his white and greasy palm is a hill-like melon seed kernel, at least fifty or sixty, and the treasure is like a treasure for the wind to look at unreasonably.
"Peel it for me?" He was dumbfounded.
"You kid thinks so beautiful?!" Wang Xilou instantly took it back, with a look of vigilance that this person coveted his melon seeds, and said:
"Master is thinking about eating them one by one, and it seems that he doesn't feel like eating at all, so he will peel two hundred and try to eat them again to see if there is any feeling of eating."
"Knocking melon seeds is a pastime, not to fill your stomach, your digestion speed is definitely faster than your peeling melon seeds and eating, you may eat melon seeds there all day long, and you may get hungrier and hungrier."
"Is it like this?" Wang Xilou had a raised expression, "Then I'll peel out the melon seeds for a meal first, and then eat them, are you hungry or full?" ”
“…… I don't know. ”
"Alas, don't make any noise with me, play while I finish peeling two hundred pieces and leave." Wang Xilou sent him out.
"Good, it's mine." Feng unreasonable reached out directly to grab it.
"What are you doing!"
"Don't rob!"
"Okay, okay, split half of you!"
The wind is unreasonable and teases her, so it is not uncommon for her to knock melon seeds, maybe they are still stained with saliva and dirty.
He sat down next to Wang Xilou, and when she finished peeling the two hundred, Wang Xilou said with a guilty face: "I just counted to the seventy-sixth, and I forgot how much you peeled when you made trouble!" ”
It hurt her to count it all over again.
"Two, four, six, eight......" She counted extremely carefully, put the melon seeds on a tissue, and carefully picked them aside, and her serious appearance was unreasonable to think that she could at least take a master's degree.
"Did you get your brain eaten by zombies?"
"Master ate your brain tonight! Forty-four, forty-six......"
“…… Seventy-six, I guess. ”
"Oh, you're so annoying, can you stop arguing with me first, fifty, fifty-two." The single-threaded processing made it impossible for her to hear what Feng Wuli was saying, and it was always right to shut him up anyway.
Feng Wuli began to count loudly beside her: "Thirty-seven, forty-two, sixty-nine, twenty-three......"
Wang Xilou clenched his fists, unmoved, frowned and continued to count her melon seeds, but counting them out from the opening turned into a silent thought in his heart, a silent thought......
Bang a punch on the shoulder.
Feng Wuli couldn't help laughing, Wang Xilou was annoyed and angry, and gave him several punches in a row, a set of serial punches that could at least displace Taishan couldn't shake him for a while, Feng Wuli felt that she had violent tendencies, she said that if you bother him again, you will die tonight.
"Why do you have to count two hundred?"
Wang Xilou ignored him directly.
This apprentice is very bad, and when she grows up, she knows how to bully the master, and at this time she doesn't want to say too much to him, so as to avoid waiting for her to be careless, and let him find the loopholes of his supreme wisdom, and then laugh at himself for being stupid.
Recently, Wang Xilou likes a word very much, called great wisdom and foolishness, that is, the real great wisdom of people does not look very smart, she saw this word at that time, it was simply tailor-made for my old Wang!
I don't want to play with him.
Continue to count, and continue to eat melon seeds after counting.
Feng Wuli looked at the computer and didn't turn it off, looked at the class group information, and there were a few purchased bosses on WeChat who sent messages to reply, oh, there is also a family group, Feng Wuli forgot that there is also this group, several uncles and aunts and his mother, cousins, cousins and cousins are all there.
It is worth mentioning that this group was brought in by Wang Xilou.
He dives all the time.
Wang Xilou is very active in this group.
Twenty minutes ago, I could still see the traces of this group of people, and retweeted several chicken soup and health tweets.
Wang Xilou: [Eighty percent of people don't know how to drink water]
Wang Xilou: [There are seven fears of health preservation: fear of cold, fear of tiredness, fear of staying up late for kidneys, and fear of dirty lungs]
Wang Xilou: [Do you dare to eat after reading it? ] Top 10 Truths About Roadside Snacks! 】
Second aunt: [thumbs up]
Third aunt: @苏小唯@是小琴吖, look at what people sent from Xiaolou
Wang Xilou: Voice 22"
Wang Xilou: Voice 40"
Third Aunt: Voice 60"
The two chatted enthusiastically.
It's speechless.
Now the group says that the big cousin moved into the new house on the weekend, and there is also going to see the baby, and it is said that the cousin's child was born in April, and it seems that it has not been long since the 100th day.
Click into today's new high math class group, although I didn't talk about any class, but there was already homework, and the teacher sent a few exercises.
After Feng Wuli clicked on it, he took out a copy of the paper next to the counter, as well as a pen, and began to write his homework here.
It's all very basic things.,Compare the knowledge points of high school.,There are also some wind unreasonable things that don't understand.,The teacher said that you don't understand to understand it yourself.,When it's a preview.,He will talk about it in the next class.,But in fact, a lot of high school knowledge that doesn't have high school knowledge is unreasonable.,He has participated in the Olympiad before.,I've also learned college math knowledge for a while.,Like what limit.,What kind of coercive theorem.,Just look at it.。
Wang Xilou glanced at him, saw that he was doing his homework, and argued with the two bears over there and said, "Be quiet, you two, you want to make trouble." ”
"It's okay, it's going to be written soon." The wind was unreasonable, and he didn't raise his head and didn't mind that they were noisy.
Wang Xilou glanced at the homework he had written.
As a woman who has tutored Feng Wuli to study, she has not seen her apprentice write homework for many years, and she still remembers that when she was five years old, she also taught him pinyin, counting from one to a hundred, as well as addition and subtraction, and writing.
Some words that are difficult to write, she will also teach Xiaofeng to use formulas unreasonably, for example, the winning word is difficult to write, she will teach him to memorize the death of the moon Beifan, the little apprentice will find it very interesting, and then recite it to herself over and over again, ask if it is written like this, and then wait for herself to praise him for being good, and I don't know who to be cute to death!
I can't help but think of the eyes of the apprentice with adoration at that time.
It's melancholy.
Wang Xilou looked at what his apprentice was writing from afar, and asked casually: "What about English homework?" ”
"Mathematics."
"When Master is stupid, this is 'Ex', and then this is 'Eh', 'Wai', 'En', what does sin mean?"
"Sainz, Sine Function Symbol."
"Sain, Sainz, Sainz......" she repeated in a whisper, and then said proudly, "I still don't say English!" ”
Feng Wuli laughed and did not refute her.
Just now I asked Yahime and Lunu not to quarrel.,Now it's just that she's annoying herself.,Ask this and that.,Just ask and ask and find out that this really doesn't seem to be English.,It's really math.。
Now that math has become like this?
She was horrified, in her cognition, the subject of mathematics is arithmetic, from primary school to college is the number is getting bigger and bigger, for example, kindergarten is addition and subtraction within ten, the first grade is less than 100 addition and subtraction, the second grade is a little more difficult, there are more than 100 addition and subtraction, as well as multiplication, to the third and fourth grade the number is even bigger, she thought that the latter is the same, that is, the number of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division is getting bigger and bigger.
But what are these in front of you, there is not a single number in some questions!
"What's this staple?"
"It's an additive sign...... I'll teach you a question. Feng said with a unreasonable smile, Wang Xilou swallowed his saliva and shook his head again and again.
"What about Master's infinite wisdom?"
Wang Xilou thought about it very seriously and said, "If you can't teach, I'll beat you." ”
"......" It turns out that the supreme wisdom exists.
Feng Wuli asked her to swallow her melon seeds, don't bother herself, he quickly solved a few advanced math problems, folded the paper, and lifted it into the air without even looking at it, the homework paper was picked up by a big hand, and his movements were as smooth as putting something in the air, and the homework disappeared behind him.
Go to station b to brush up on the video, take a look at the popular biological identification videos on the Internet, take a look at the tickets for Xiangjiang Happy City, prepare to take Wang Xilou to the township on the weekend, don't go to see the world, and put a video of the top 100 games up the main meal, this up master tries to play the recommended game style is unreasonable and basically doesn't play, but it's every issue that I will watch.
From time to time, he stole a melon seed kernel from her, Wang Xilou was very annoyed by this, gave him several slaps, and then kicked his shoes from sitting to squatting on the sofa, leaning slightly sideways, and using his body to block him from stealing his melon seed kernel.
Feng looked at her back unreasonably, and felt that she was now like a hamster.
Grabbing Wang Xilou's hand and playing with it, the little zombie's soft and cool hand never gets tired of playing, and always feels that some fleshy palms are very cute, pinch, knead, put away her fingers one by one and clench them into fists, grab her fists and hit her face, thighs, and ribs.
Wang Xilou looked at him with a painful look on his face and said, "Are you a kindergarten child?" ”
Then I saw Feng Wuli grab her hand and bite it.
The two stared wide-eyed.
"I suddenly want to take a bite." The wind is unreasonable.
"Nerves."
"There's a scientific basis for that." Feng Wuli looked serious: "When people see cute creatures, there is obvious activation of the emotional area of the brain and the reward area, when some animals and humans are too cute, this cute aggressiveness, such as pinching the face and biting, is a way for our brain to let us "calm down". ”
"!" Wang Xilou was actually a little embarrassed.
"I'll show you."
"Alas, yes, I believe you."
Feng smiled unreasonably, he also felt that Wang Xilou seemed to be a little shy, after so long, he would still be shy because he was praised by himself, Master was so cute, he couldn't help but want to take another bite.
"It's closed, and those two bears over there are moving things in with me."
Yehime was unhappy: "My generation is not a bear, my generation is a polar bear." ”
"I, I'm not a bear, I'm a kung fu bear!" The slave didn't know what to fight with her, and the wind was unreasonable and had a headache.
"I'm a Kung Fu Polar Bear!"
"Polar bears can't do kung fu."
"It will be, it will!"
"You're a bad bear!"
Seeing that there are two such things in the store, Feng Wuli is also angry and funny, and invited Kung Fu Bear and Kung Fu Polar Bear to go outside to move things together, the two of them went outside, the comedy effect was too strong, and there were many people on the street at nine o'clock.
The more I think about it, the more wrong it becomes.
After another sneak peek, something was still wrong.
Isn't it, why?!
Most of them looked secretly, but no one came to harass her or asked her to add WeChat.
Some people think that being asked by a lot of the opposite sex on the street WeChat is a thing worth showing off, in fact, this is not right, everyone has a scale in their hearts, if they come to the opposite sex WeChat with a well-known purpose, in fact, it is the result of whether the two sides match in their hearts, and exclude some situations that are too common, that is, the other party feels that they are worthy of you.
So being asked by many people about WeChat with that kind of destination, only to be felt by many people that you and ta are of the opposite sex of the same class as each other, and you exude an atmosphere that you have a great opportunity, not that you are excellent.
Of course, it doesn't mean that no one harasses her, and those who dare to talk to her will not be bad, basically they are all college students, the king of kings, not the confidence of the mine at home, or the confidence of several companies in the family, they dare not ask her to WeChat.
"WeChat? It's WeChat again! ”
Yeji is so angry, I don't know how many times I've been asked for this thing, I said that my generation didn't have it, my generation didn't, and I came to ask!
The slave on the side pulled her away and said to the man with a smile: "Employees don't add WeChat, you can add our business WeChat to learn more about flower shop activities and flower knowledge." ”
"Uh, ah, good."
"No, I want to see what WeChat is today!"
"Hurry up and give WeChat to my generation Kangkang!"
The slave hurriedly pulled her and pointed apologetically to the little brother.
The meaning is already clear.
The little brother had such an expression on his face, and looked at Yehime's beautiful face with great regret, sure enough, God would never give all the good things to a person.
But it's really beautiful.
After closing the store, Xie Jieshu also came, she just went back to the dormitory and brought a box of tools, he dropped the aluminum door, locked it, and stood behind two bears, a blonde beautiful girl, and a small zombie.
"You're going back to live tonight?" Feng Wuli was a little stunned, and naturally grabbed Wang Xilou's hand and led it, and the group walked back in a scattered manner.
"Not welcome?"
"Not really."
"Is Harem Kaichi happy?"
"Sleep with me tonight."
Flirting was not successful, but being molested, Xie Jieshu's face turned red, at this time she felt like a cute little girl, Feng was unreasonable and looked very happy, she suppressed her anger and scratched him angrily, and she was still trying to press the other party verbally: "10,000 yuan a night." ”
Feng Wuli just took out his mobile phone to transfer money, but he still had to ask Wang Xilou, after all, this was not a small amount of money: "Master, I want to charge a one-week membership." ”
"Accurate!" Wang Xilou is very atmospheric, maybe in her opinion, money is just a left-handed right-handed turn.
Xie Jieshu was already panicked when she watched him take out his mobile phone, she didn't plan to cheapen this man like this, at least not like this in her thoughts, not like this at all, it's only been a long time!
"If you turn me, I'll send the screenshot to the police and report you for prostitution!"
Feng Wuli looked a little regretful, and the slave on the side listened to the two chatting, gave her a look not to worry, and said, "Little apprentice, don't worry, I'll inspect the goods for you tonight." ”
"Thank you, Kung Fu Bear."
"You're welcome!" Kung Fu Xiao Xiong arched his hand at him: "The people in the rivers and lakes are the most righteous and righteous!" ”
When passing by the cat café, the cat café was not closed, and Yahime stood at the door, looking at the cats in the store through the glass wall, saying goodbye to the younger brothers with her eyes, and the cats in the store also noticed the boss outside the store and looked up at the glass.
This scene was quite strange, and the clerk looked out.
See a polar bear out there!
It's that beautiful girl, I haven't seen her for many days, and now only her face is exposed, it's obviously a funny and cute doll costume, but she still has a cold face, and the combination of ice sculpture beauty and sand sculpture temperament is simply amazing.
But why did the cat in the store look at her like that?
It's not like this hasn't happened before, it's when Yahime-sama appears, they will pay attention to Yahime-sama.
When he looked out the window again, the polar bear trotted to keep up with the owner and lady of the flower shop next door...... There is also a brown bear doll next to the boss.
He had an impossible idea in his heart, he thought it was ridiculous, but just now, he did see the shadow of Yahime-sama in that thrillingly beautiful woman.
"Am I stupid at work?" He felt like he was going to take a few days off work.
When I got home, it was already ten o'clock.
Wanwan and Shakumi came home early, and Shakuki looked like she had just taken a shower, wearing cute cartoon pajamas, sitting on the edge of the sofa blowing her hair, and her feet dangling from the ground.
"The manager of the shakutsu store ran away!" As soon as the slave came in, he accused her.
"What, what a sneak away, anyway, you don't have to go out to deliver flowers at night, and you don't need so many people."
"Apprentice, apprentice, quickly deduct her salary!"
"Shut up!"
Wanwan was already attracted by the doll costume on Yahime's body.
Wang Xilou leaned against the wall and took off his shoes, and watched as these people were all about to take off their shoes and enter the house, so as not to trample on the ground for her.
As soon as I entered the house, it was noisy, and I felt tired unreasonably.
"I don't have shoes on."
The doll dress is one, and the soles of her feet are galoshes with the texture of cotton slippers, she ran to Feng Wuli and said, "Oh, my hands are inconvenient, I can't pull off this chain, little apprentice, take it off for me." ”
Feng Wuli was expressionless, and he pulled down the zipper, opened the ugly skin of Mangosteen, and took out the snowy flesh inside, and he automatically coded this exhibitionist in his eyes throughout the whole process, and before he had time to be a demon, he reached out and took out a piece of clothing from the right emperor and put it on for her.
The slave was very sorry.
"Still have a PS5 at home?" Xie Jieshu didn't have slippers at home, and was looking at it on the floor barefoot.
The old street, the incense and candle shops, the things that only existed in her memory, now told her that they had all been replaced by the new home in front of her.
Feng Wuli said: "There is still a spare room on the second floor, you can pick one that is empty." "Anyway, it was meant for the shadows.
"Don't! You're going to sleep with me tonight, and we're going to have a meeting in our girls' dorm tonight! The slave was the first to object.
"Hurry up and take a shower, didn't you say you still have to get your nails done?" Xie Jieshu urged.
Luo Nu nodded again and again, Wang Xilou came over and said that she wanted to do it too, Xie Jieshu opened her toolbox, and the little zombie asked what these were doing without any knowledge, and the ruler next to him was blowing his hair, with a look of I was curious about what nails you all do, and I didn't want to do it at all.
Feng Wuli thinks that there are a little too many girls in the family.
(End of chapter)