Feng Wuli has become accustomed to the feeling of a large number of girls at home, how to say this picture, it is not that as soon as I get home, I will warbler Yanyan, look back and smile, and smile with a dark fragrance, but ...... It's noisy, the kind of noise that the house is going to be overturned.

Quarreling from the second floor to the first floor, from the bathroom to the balcony, after a while, the slave provoked the ruler again, and chased from the girls' dormitory to the study accompanied by shouting and scolding; After a while, Yeji cried and ran over to complain to him, what happened to Wang Xilou; After a while, a group of little girls and small animals were playing hide and seek in the house, knocking down, knocking down, knocking over.

When I returned home, it was not the kind of 'riding a horse leaning on the bridge, full of red sleeves and red sleeves' in the pile of fat swallows and thin women, but the endless strife of 'noisy pots and pans, and constant busyness of family chores'.

And you can watch women fight every day.

Feng Wuli has long been accustomed to such days, he feels that he is a retired old cadre, leisurely returning home from work and slumping on the sofa with the TV on, surrounded by magic sounds all the time, those voices linger, but if you can't hear it, you don't feel at ease.

Many times he felt that he should have another cup of goji berries in his hand.

Tonight was fine, tonight they lined up in the room to do manicures, the living room was rarely a little cleaner, and I could faintly hear the girls discussing in the room.

"Huh? This color is so beautiful, I want this, I want this. ”

"This is too immortal, I don't want that just now, I'm going to do this!"

"Hmm! Why is this color beautiful, too! ”

All of the above are the voices of a person, probably all of them, and she says, "Can I make a style with one finger!" ”

"No, do you think it tastes better when you mix all the good things together and cook them? What is the non-mainstream of one fingernail for one paragraph! ”

"Ahhh

Xie Jieshu usually talks to people very quietly, but now there are no outsiders, and she looks a little exposed.

"Can I do this?" Ruler asked.

Xie Jieshu was a little surprised: "So cartoons?" ”

"Forget it, forget it, I'll think about it."

"That's it, it's for you."

"Then I'll do this." Although I couldn't tell if it was a slave or Wang Xilou when I heard the voice, the wind guessed that it was Wang Xilou.

"You're the same as I thought!"

"I want this black one!"

"What do you do with a cat's nails?" The slave laughed at her.

"I'm going to throw you out for no reason!"

Feng Wuli listened to the movement of the noise again, and smiled helplessly.

In the living room with him, Wanwan seemed to have opened an enchantment, and couldn't hear anything, sitting on the back of the sofa, his fleshy little short legs were not long enough to be unreasonable.

Watching cartoons on TV, squinting and laughing from time to time, and then taking a bite of the potato chips in my arms.

"Wanwan, give me some potato chips."

"Okay."

The little fox girl's ears moved, turned over and handed the potato chips to Feng Wuli, who said that he was playing with his mobile phone and didn't hold it, and wanted the little fox to feed him.

The little fox girl pinched up a piece of potato chips and buns, and fed the handicapped Feng Unreasonable Lord with a very serious face.

"Is it delicious?" Her tail wagged around, and the wind looked at it unreasonably, and she immediately put it away.

"Won't Wanwan go for beautiful nails?"

"The slave won't let Wanwan do it."

"Oh yes, you still have to go to school, it's not good to be seen by the teacher."

"That's what the slave said."

"It's so pitiful, let's do my nails when I grow up." It's a pity that it will never grow.

"Lord Wind Unreasonable, can you not stare at the tail of the wielder?" She fed another chip with a potato chip.

"You play with my tail for me, how about I treat you to a big dinner?" He had actually clicked on Meituan at this time.

"What feast?"

"Crayfish."

"What is a crayfish?"

"Crayfish is an arthropod of the family Decapodaceae."

"So, what's that?" Wanwan looked dazed.

"It's the scientific name of the animal, for example, you are a carnivorous canine fox mammal, the red fox Tushan Wanwan, and you can say this when you introduce it to people later."

"Wanwan's original name is so long!" She was excited.

"That's right...... Let me see, thirteen spices, spicy, spicy, stewed in oil, three catties each, do you want to eat Wanwan? ”

"How long is Lord Wind Unreasonable going to play?"

Feng Wuli glanced at her with some surprise, "Wanwan's reaction was a little unexpected, and I thought it would be very fiercely resistant." ”

The little fox lady had a cute expression on her face, she stretched out her index finger that had touched the potato chips, so she was a little oily, and she rubbed her nose under the characters in the TV and behaved proudly, and said:

"Hahaha, the wind is unreasonable, my lord, I don't understand!" She couldn't be prouder:

"Wanwan has already figured it out, it is impossible for Wanwan to protect Wanwan's tail in front of Lord Feng Wuli, since it can't be protected anyway, then Wanwan can simply give her tail to Lord Feng Wuli to play, and you can also use it to play with Lord Feng Wuli to get a good reward!"

This is a wonderful way for her carnivorous canine fox mammal to come up with a wonderful way! As long as she doesn't feel that it's a shame to be played with her tail, then she is invincible!

"This ideological awareness, you have progressed."

"Hey, hey!" She laughed like a little golden retriever.

About a minute later, the little fox girl was sitting on the edge of the sofa, her face flushed and enduring the shyness of her tail being caught by the wind unreasonable adult, her two feet stepped together, and she was like the two of them who were just proud, and she had already begun to regret it in about the first minute.

The wind brushed the circle of friends unreasonably.

Zheng Chuanbo posted a circle of friends, with the text: 'I didn't expect to be able to eat home-cooked food when I came to school [crying] [呲tooth][呲tooth]', the photo is a picture of eating in a flower shop, the hearty home-cooked food and flowers in one place are very beautiful, but the key thing is that there is also a blonde beautiful girl in the picture, who is stretching out her chopsticks to pick up vegetables.

Oh no!

How to fat four!

He was very chicken and commented on himself below: It's not what everyone thinks, it was Brother Feng who invited us to his store for dinner, and it turned out that Xie Jieshu was his cousin [呲tooth]

A bunch of people liked.

No one shouted that he wanted to be his cousin-in-law, after all, Xie Jieshu was their classmate, and there was an unwritten rule when he was a student, if there was a beautiful woman in his class, then everyone could not show the fact of acknowledging the identity of the other party's beauty on the surface, at least on the surface, they should be treated with a normal heart, and if it was another class, they could be ridiculed casually.

It's a strange rule, but it's just the self-esteem of the teenagers.

About half an hour later, the door of the girls' dormitory was opened, and Xie Jieshu went to take a shower after they finished it.

Several people walked around in front of him, always showing off their fingernails, or the kind of casual show, among which the most pompous was the slave.

"Oops, it's inconvenient to hold a water cup with fingernails."

"Okay, okay, it's all beautiful." The wind was unreasonable and helpless, and praised it all.

Wanwan leaned over one by one to look, with some envy in her eyes.

The slave made a transparent fluorescent one, and the ruler was a very cartoon blue and yellow with cute patterns on it, such as Minion SquarePants, and Yahime was still wearing her doll costume, showing off to Wanwan that her nails were now black.

Wang Xilou is pink, especially gentle, and the wind is unreasonable and still prefers her to do this.

"I still have a little toy here!" There is also a small butterfly on the nail of the middle finger of the slave, which can be turned in a circle, which makes Feng Wuli find it interesting, and grabs her hand and plays with it.

Wang Xilou smiled, "You see we also made toenails, Xie Jieshu's craftsmanship is really good." She sat on the couch and lifted her feet, her ten toes apart.

Feng looked at it unreasonably, it is true that the toes of Lu Nu and Wang Xilou are painted with a layer of color, and Wang Xilou's ten toes are painted in red, this kind of cheesy color is generally done by aunts, but her feet are very delicate, white and clean, and they are not vulgar at all, but have an international style.

Feng Wuli had made up Wang Xilou when she was a child, and she also bought cosmetics, but the makeup skills were poorly given up, and one of the bottles of nail polish was also red.

He remembered that it was very good-looking, and later when he moved the photo of Wang Xilou's old mobile phone to the new mobile phone, he also saw that photo, which was actually very ugly and crooked, but he had the impression that it was as good-looking as it is now, and Wang Xilou also praised him for his good-looking painting at that time.

About twenty minutes later, the doorbell rang.

"Who rang the doorbell?" Wang Xilou turned his head and said strangely.

Feng got up unreasonably: "It should be that I have taken it out." ”

"You ordered takeout?" Ranu asked.

Wang Xilou wore slippers and looked over: "What's the matter, it just so happens that I'm a little hungry." ”

The ruler silently followed in formation.

A large group of little girls were waiting to be fed, and Feng unreasonably went outside to fetch a bucket of crayfish back, and just as they were happily preparing to eat supper together, they were stunned to find that-

They just got their nails done and now it's completely inconvenient to peel crayfish!

"Wanwan, come and eat crayfish." Feng was unreasonable, and invited Wang Xilou and them to eat together, and then saw that the faces of the three of them were getting darker and darker.

"Don't you eat? I bought twelve catties, and if you don't eat it, you won't be able to eat it with me and Wanwan. "He taught Wanwan how to shell crayfish.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

It's just that I soon regretted it again.

In the end, he still had to peel it for them to eat, and Feng Wuli felt a bit like lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot.

Wang Xilou and Lu Nu were like an uncle, sitting next to him playing with their mobile phones, swiping Douyin, and the Douyin magic sound played outside their ears, and then they opened their mouths when they fed him, and continued to complain about how this video was.

It is impossible for the ruler to open this mouth, she can only watch from the side, she actually wants to go back to the living room over there, but she came and sat here with everyone, just sat down, and got up by herself and went back that it was too conspicuous, and she always felt that everyone would look at her together.

How embarrassing that is!

But it's awkward to sit here!

She sat there a little tormentedly, pretending to take out her mobile phone to play, and then secretly looked at the crayfish over there, swallowed her saliva, pretended to see how beautiful her new fingernails were, and tried to chat with Wanwan next to her, so as not to look embarrassed, but Wanwan was busy eating crayfish and had no time to chat with her for the time being.

It's even more embarrassing!

"Ahem, I'm a little thirsty, let's go drink some water." She finally found an excuse to leave this place of right and wrong with dignity, and left with oil on the soles of her feet.

"Ah, please pour me a glass of water, thank you."

Her back stiffened.

A minute later, she sat back with her cup in hand, not knowing what she was doing.

Feng Wuli smiled unreasonably, peeled a crayfish with very full flesh, "Open your mouth." ”

"Here, what are you doing for me, I don't want to eat it."

"Thank you, thank you for pouring me water."

"Is this so?" Reluctantly, she opened her mouth and ate the crayfish that was handed to her mouth.

It's delicious!

After making ten feints in a second, she coughed and asked tentatively, "Are you still thirsty?" ”

"Sit down, I'll peel it for you."

"Who, who wants you to peel it for me?"

"If you have the conditions, I will peel it for you this time, and you will peel it for me next time."

Wang Xilou also criticized while eating, and said with a greasy mouth: "These are junk food, you have to eat less, didn't you see that I posted articles in the group of a family who loved each other, crayfish, they all eat gutter oil!" ”

"Okay, don't eat it, store manager, this one is for you." He peeled it out and put it in a bowl.

The ruler was a little reserved, "Thank you, thank you." ”

"Huh?! Isn't it Master's turn? ”

"Little apprentice, don't care about her, she doesn't eat these junk foods, me and the two of us eat them!"

The door of the shower room opened, and Xie Jieshu came out in a loose pure white pajamas with a body of water vapor.

Short pajama pants are about the same length as the unreasonable boxers, a height of more than seven meters is destined to have a pair of long legs that are longer than Wang Xilou, she is different from Wang Xilou's soft facial features, but more three-dimensional, with a little exotic beauty, long legs are better than Wang Xilou, but the shortcomings are also more obvious, and the child may often have a meal in the future.

Her blonde hair was coiled up, her face was painted with something she didn't know and glowed with water, and she complained a little, "What kind of shampoo do you have, doesn't that smell pungent?" ”

"I couldn't buy tea seed oil before." Wang Xilou said helplessly.

"I remember that Su Ji's tea seed oil is the best used, and the hair is very bright and not easy to dry after use." Xie Jieshu came out with a small basin filled with the underwear she had just changed, drained and twisted into a very small ball.

Lu Nu's eyes lit up: "Is it the Su Ji at the end of the old street in Hongli?" ”

"Yes, is that one that has been open for three generations or four generations? When we drove to the fourth generation, the eldest of their family was still beating us up, and his grandfather almost broke his leg. ”

"His grandfather seemed to recognize that we had been living in Lao Cai for many years at that time." Ruler said.

I can't participate in these topics at all, but I feel very interesting to listen to them.

"A lot of people know it, but it's tacit." Xie Jieshu walked back after drying her clothes, and when she saw that there was a supper, she also sat down obediently, but she had to peel it herself.

"This crayfish is not very tasty."

"Whatever you want."

"There's a crayfish shop on Nan'an Road that's delicious." Xie Jieshu said.

"How do you know?" They've been here for a month and haven't figured it out.

"The cheats left by a direct senior in the department, the canteen strategies of Hunan University, the surrounding strategies, and the review materials sorted out from the freshman to the senior year in the past years."

Feng Wuli felt that he had gone to a fake university, otherwise he wouldn't know anything, but let's not talk about the nearby food raiders, at least this review material......

He looked at Xie Jieshu.

"Peel it for me, too." She's so tidy.

Yes, sit in rows, and he feeds them one by one.

"All sit in a row." He is full of pride, isn't he just feeding the four Wang Xilou? I'm still scared.

At night, the girls all slept in the girls' dormitory, as if they were playing pillow fights, which was very noisy.

Feng Wuli planned to practice for one night, Wang Xilou was curious and asked why he was suddenly so hard, and he told her what he told Lu Nu today.

"How do you become an immortal? Do you want to cultivate the total amount of spiritual power to that much? The problem is that my spiritual power has far surpassed that of immortals before, and I still don't have the feeling of becoming an immortal. He asked.

"Master doesn't know."

"You don't know?"

"It should be related to spiritual power, but it's not particularly related, in fact, the way to become an immortal is different for each monster and everyone."

It's rare that the two of them are actually talking about cultivation, Wang Xilou is sitting cross-legged on the bed, her hair is scattered, and her body is fragrant, she said:

"For example, Zao Jun's fool, he became an immortal by faith, which is considered incense, such as Nezha, he was originally considered an incense road, but after finding out that it was wrong, he found another way, and made a great wish, to kill all the evil demons in the world, and became an immortal, the prince of the east is a very ancient immortal, but his foundation is very shallow, more like a rotten Ke person, once he was also an ordinary little monster, but by chance I met the ancient gods, and ate the three melons and two dates left by the ancient gods......"

She has limited lecturing ability, and wants to scratch the soles of her feet, but it is not convenient because she has made her nails, and some don't know how to say:

"It's just that you understand, almost all the reasons, processes, and opportunities for becoming immortals are different, you need an opportunity, and that opportunity is to knock on the immortal door, and you will become after the past, and you will die before you pass, so you must first find a direction."

"And what was your trigger?"

"Cultivating nine shadows, my cultivation method is only suitable for zombies, and I'm more like I don't have so many mystical opportunities or something, just do it."

"Then why are you just a zombie?"

Wang Xilou laughed and shook his head: "Do you know how many shadows have been cultivated by zombies since the beginning of the record, except for being a teacher?" ”

"How many?"

"Guess what."

"Six?"

"Wrong! Two! ”

"So little?" Feng Wuli realized that something was wrong: "Didn't you say that there were four seniors in front of you?" ”

"Zombies are actually very general terms, the essence is actually people who have died once and come back to life, those four seniors are not taking the path of cultivating shadow gods, they are taking the method of devouring blood and food, they are actually not all the way with the master, they belong to the outer body of the divine beast 'roar', it is estimated that it is too difficult to take the road of cultivating shadow gods, so they don't choose this path."

Wang Xilou adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner, turned the quilt to cover his legs, and was a little annoyed and unreasonable Now at this time to ask himself the question of cultivation, the main thing is that she is lying next to him in pajamas, and there is no majesty of the master at all, you said that she can still serve a shelf in broad daylight, how to serve it now!

How can anyone lie in the arms of the apprentice when the master solves the doubts of the apprentice!

Sick of it!

Feng Wuli somewhat understood.

In short, it is probably that the shadow god does not need too many broken things, you can touch the threshold of becoming an immortal when you go to the dark one way, just like other ways to become an immortal, the requirements are a little salt, a little vinegar, a small fire and an appropriate amount of time, it seems simple but in fact, all the proportions have strict requirements, you can't reach it, and even some materials are not written, Wang Xilou directly tells you how many grams of salt and how many milliliters of vinegar, you just do it.

But the difficulty is not the same, other people become immortals to give you an ambiguous ratio, so that you are making a dish, but no one knows whether to make it or not, so it takes some chances, and the difficulty of Wang Xilou becoming an immortal is, now tell you the scope of the college entrance examination, go to Tsinghua University.

Wang Xilou is a top genius in cultivation, there is no doubt about it.

"Ordinary cultivators like you have become immortals, and Master has asked a few immortals he knows, and they generally said that one question is." She scratched her head and said, "What kind of person do you want to be." ”

“…… Then philosophy. ”

"That's right, it's a trick!"

"It feels like a nuisance."

"Don't worry, you should still focus on cultivation now, but you can practice with this question at the same time."

"I'm not in a hurry." Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou's delicate face and sighed: "The collapse of the ancient gods is imminent, and it is a stupid thing for you to give me the Yang God." ”

Wang Xilou grinned, not feeling that the thing that the baby apprentice had just told him was terrible, one foot under the quilt hooked over, and exhaled like an orchid: "It's not that something is in a hurry, it's very unhappy to see you frowning Master, do you want to go to Bliss with Master first?" "The little feet rubbed against the wind's unreasonable calves.

“……”

A minute later, Wang Xilou was lying on the bed alone, looking at the ceiling, turning over and over again, he couldn't figure out what his apprentice was crazy about, and suddenly decided to go to the rooftop to practice for a night, and felt as if he would have to practice instead of sleep every night in the future.

"No, what kind of nerves does he have?"

"After that, he didn't sleep every day, so he got it!"

"You don't have to fight so hard, do you?"

"No, this stinky boy has to put me down to sleep tonight!"

Wang Xilou couldn't figure it out, and was just about to go up to the rooftop to call this kid down, when he suddenly felt a strange wave of spiritual power explode on the rooftop, and the spiritual power tide caused by it seemed to ignite the surrounding space, with the rooftop as the center of the circle, the speed of dozens of Mach continued to spread!

The cultivators, monsters, and even immortals in the whole city sensed that movement.

The company's duty officer looked at the sudden change in spiritual power fluctuation data, and the coffee in his hand fell straight to the ground.

Qingdi was wearing a staff uniform in the duty room and looked up in one direction.

Many of the monsters that reacted quickly all ran towards the center of spiritual power.

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